#a ring

[candlewickatnight]

September

In my head there is a street with lavenders I like to greet, yet I think I always hurt their feelings.

In my heart there’s kings and queens that people mistake for heartstrings.

They order fucked up things from me it stings, you know what I mean.

Honey, why don’t you come home?

I’ve been waiting for you.

Why don’t you come home?

You know it’s getting cold.

It’s the middle of September, I know.

So, why don’t you come home?

Honey, why don’t you remember?

In your heart I know it bleeds

So, you’ve desensitized it and taped on wings.

Now, it’s growing out dead weeds

with the ring you promised me.

I see it sinking to your feet,

But it still whispers sweet things to me

that’s how I know it still beats.

Laying down staring at the ceiling,

Thinking this time I’m really healing,

But my kings and queens tell my skin

that it needs pealing.

Your greatest love is the tiny screen.

Every day for you is like a looped movie scene.

You promised me I’d be your wife.

So, I know you’ll stitch me back to life.

My lavenders are dying,

My kings and queens are rotting,

My street is covered in rust,

I’m still here, right where you left me.

Alone, my body covered in dust.

Honey, why don’t you come home?

I’ve been waiting for you.

Why don’t you come home?

You know it’s getting cold.

It’s the middle of September, I know.

So, why don’t you come home?

Honey, why don’t you remember?

Alissa McKee

[ej-photoblog]

A Ring

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[sindar-princeling]

I know I've said it before but every rewatch I do cements this thought further - elijah wood's performance in LOTR is absolutely insane, they really had a character whose name means "wise by experience", hired an 18-year-old to do it, and he delivered so much that not only is it a beautiful and moving role on its own, it's a performance equal to those of the absolute powerhouses he played side by side with like ian holm and ian mckellen. to name just a few

[megaman-exe-execute]

Just a few more hours

[purplink8]

HELLO?

quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

[henry-fox-biggest-stan]

I have never once wished for Tolkien to still be alive as much as I do in this moment

(Some more clips)

[mysillycomics]

[ginnie-darling]

[balrogballs]

i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would rightfully put me into a blender and press the button if i go and out myself as "balrogballs") and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...

.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.

and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.

(yes they published the book)

[torchwood-99]

While it was a longshot, I do appreciate that Gimli did try chopping the Ring up with an axe first. It was worth a shot, and they'd have all felt like bloody idiots if they took the Ring all the way to Mordor only to find out it could have been chopped up by an axe all along.

[ej-photoblog]

A Ring!!

[verkomy]

treebeard and the hobbits

you can get a print here

[shinraalpha]

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

[stanboromir]