#a pinch of murder

[julls]

Bhaalist: Hey Bhaal whats up Bhaal: Hey Bhaalist, did you give my Bhaalspawn more muscle like i asked? Bhaalist: ....what Bhaal: I told you to make them meatier

[withered-tears]

Murder drones headcanon:

V's DD uniform included shorts (or maybe a skirt like J's) but the second they landed on copper 9 she ripped them off. "Cyn/the company gave me these stupid ass hips and imma FLAUNT em"

The only reason J doesn't give her shit about proper uniform protocol its cuz she enjoys the view.

(If N tried to break uniform protocol she would beat him with a shovel)

[soxxshyl]

J! I haven't talked about her much.

In his own words he wants to prevent those two fools from causing a chemical disaster. [AAAND she likes that Tessa congratulates her on her good work]

Cyn

My sona and faemth sona 🦈

[fascinationstreetmp3]

🕸️🗡️🦇💀

[nekoning]

baby cq and yzm to brighten your day

(manhua artist @原生小白牛 on lofter)

[ninyard]

just the thought of them trying to make it seem consensual makes me SO mad because ANDREW WAS SO INJURED!!! HE HAD A CONCUSSION!!! HE COULDN'T SIT DOWN WITHOUT PAIN!!! HE MUST'VE BEEN COVERED IN BRUISES TOO!!! KILL THE PROSECUTOR!!!!!! Anyway just casually getting mad as if this is a real case oopsie

YUP!!!! yupyupyup

and Andrew is probably going to have to hear them try to make it seem like Aaron didn’t know what he was really looking at <3 that he could’ve misunderstood <3

[kernsing]

bestowing the highest honor i can give to fictional characters on han yoohyun, the quadruple a battery headcanon pack (autistic aroace agender)

[ca1ly]

it's almost 3 in the morning and I couldn't stop thinking how soft might Gun's cheeks would be.

mf, look at how Alexander pinching his cheeks , he's even stretching it.

(wish I was pinching those cheeks, lemme kiss them too)

[stcries]

"alright, we got the kids, poindexter ..."

"the TRIANGLE and-"

" ... "

[whatifai]

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[xxkazuna14]

V: Anything else? Uzi: Yeah. Stay away from me! V: Alright. See you in the room we share.

[mhaynoot]

[joongdok rambling - some orv spoilers]

despite their miscommunication, despite their shitty way of communcating, despite the fact that half their conversations are made up of their swords clashing, and secret plans they'll only sometimes tell each other, and where they'll spend more time annoying each other than actually conversing, kdj and yjh still hold just so much love and devotion for each other

its subtle and definitely not explicitly written but they are just... so happy and content being with each other and they want the other to be just as happy as they feel, never quite understanding that they are each other's happiness and that this happiness and contentment they feel is reciprocal

kim dokja will always save yoo joonghyuk, and yoo joonghyuk will always save kim dokja

they are each other's salvation but also damnation

orv is a narrative of love and sacrifice, of the painful extent that both of these things can cause for your loved ones but its also about the unwavering faith, the unbroken faith, you have in another human being who loves you so

like the complete adoration kdj has for yjh, not only for the one he had read but the one who he doesn't completely know, can't even sometimes understand, who he understood less than any other because the one beside him had broken through the boundaries of his narrative - the one standing besides him who was "yoo joonghyuk, the former regressor"

and yjh who doesn't immediately trust this suspicious anomaly but eventually does. and not only for kdj's usefulness or abilities but for him as a companion, as an equal. he learns to rely and understand kdj more in turn, and his affections grows and he just wants kdj to stay by his side. yjh who stubbornly forges on ahead to an ending and epilogue of them together regardless of anything. he who has so much stubborn, unspoken faith, devotion and love in kdj, and would travel the worlds and centuries for him

and just, it is the extent one would go to reciprocate love, the extent of trying to understand another individual and knowing you won't ever fully but still loving them entirely

a story where even in death, it does not separate them

[the story of "life and death companions" wants to continue its storytelling]

[dark-side-blog3]

What are your favorite sub-genres of horror?

Psychological horror and comedic horror are my favourite sub-genres; Creep (2017), Barbarian (2022), The Watcher (2022), Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010), and Ready or Not (2019) are some of my favourite horror movies. I love Renfeild (2023) too, but that's really more of an action comedy that happens to have a vampire and gore, no matter what streaming services will try to tell you. But if a meringue is a cookie, then Renfield can be a horror flick. Just barely.

My Bloody Valentine (1987) and its reboot in 2009 with Jensen Ackles are my favourite slasher!

And of course, I'll watch some new stuff from abroad, new extremity, natural disaster horror, death games, splatter, popular new releases, or stuff that gets recommended to me, but if I'm on my own and looking for something, I'll usually pick a psych horror or a horror comedy!

[loveoaths]

okay the only way to make thrawn/padme any funnier — other than adding maul — is to add ar’alani.

senator padme is in a Primary Color Alien Sandwich and buddy, she’s the meat.

[icharchivist]

I went on a stroll and was stopped in the street by a lady who informed me i should really visit a nearby chruch because there is like a miracle happening there and if you go there Jesus will enter inside of you and all, and i had to politely nod and smile as if i wasn't coming back to an askbox full of people discussing how to best take the demon Belial, and Avatar (Satan in Japanese) inside of you, wink wink

Like ma'am im sorry but im like a walking blasphemy are u sure

[ghost-shepherdess]

you get tendonitis once in highschool and 7 years later everytime you sew for more than 4h your tendons decide to punish you for your hubris