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✦ Nightsworn Mercenary ✦

New design for sale, here!

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grits my teeth. they dont have to be parent and child they can literally just be friends..... they're literally both full adults. they can literally be friends. please. please stop nuclear family beaming them plea

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Hunter not really getting video games but trying anyway to make Gus happy my beloved

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Do you know this Jewish character?

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Is there a term for the way people on here will discuss a children's cartoon and make it sound incredibly interesting and nuanced and then when you actually try and watch it they weren't lying but they did totally fail to mention the 95% of the show that is just Wacky Hijinks (derogatory)

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just remembered the bad ending in heavy rain where, if you failed to save his stupid gay son, the dad would be standing by the old grave of his first son and the fresh grave of his second son, and the pixie cut brunette would be like "aw well life goes on, let's just have a new baby boy :) i'll wait in the car" and he's like ok and shoots himself in the head. masterpiece

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dribbles classic sonic like a basketball

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keep thinking about this one

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can you take my white ass to funkytown

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Chara and frisk designs

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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

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close up :3

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I keep getting in trouble at work and I'm worried about getting fired. See, I'm employed as a Resident Evil villain, and like, I'm just saying, but if you had the ability to go monster mode at the slightest provocation, wouldn't you?

But apparently some stuffed shirts upstairs don't think burning my hand on the coffee maker is a sufficient excuse to scream "witness the true power of the Z-virus!" and explode into a monster of hate and bone. Or the time I got a really bad numb leg from sitting at a weird angle and yelled "All humanity will perish against my superior form!" and then peeled my skin off to become a meat T-Rex.

I think they're honestly still just mad about the time I formulated a new d-virus just to setup a deez nuts joke. No one appreciates comedy anymore...