#i think it deserves its own post

[shiftythrifting]

May I present to you...this fuckin monstrosity. This was at a Boise, Idaho goodwill a few weeks ago. It's huge, it has a power outlet in it, it has a fan unit on the back of it. It would hold so much wine. Someone was clearing out the McMansion for sure. Goodwill had it priced at like $40, I can only imagine that would be a steal if you have space for a wine wardrobe.

[jorgyjuice]

i've lost the plot completely i think

[ID: digital art of matilda from reverse 1999 drawn over a reddit post. she's looking at the viewer with a knowing expression and pointing at her head with one hand. the post is captioned "I can imagine anything." the artist's signature, @/jorgyjuice, is written over her shoulder. /end ID]

[coldshrugs]

so hot, goddamn, i need a towel, babe

[polar-equinoxx]

soft

[mhaynoot]

[joongdok rambling - some orv spoilers]

despite their miscommunication, despite their shitty way of communcating, despite the fact that half their conversations are made up of their swords clashing, and secret plans they'll only sometimes tell each other, and where they'll spend more time annoying each other than actually conversing, kdj and yjh still hold just so much love and devotion for each other

its subtle and definitely not explicitly written but they are just... so happy and content being with each other and they want the other to be just as happy as they feel, never quite understanding that they are each other's happiness and that this happiness and contentment they feel is reciprocal

kim dokja will always save yoo joonghyuk, and yoo joonghyuk will always save kim dokja

they are each other's salvation but also damnation

orv is a narrative of love and sacrifice, of the painful extent that both of these things can cause for your loved ones but its also about the unwavering faith, the unbroken faith, you have in another human being who loves you so

like the complete adoration kdj has for yjh, not only for the one he had read but the one who he doesn't completely know, can't even sometimes understand, who he understood less than any other because the one beside him had broken through the boundaries of his narrative - the one standing besides him who was "yoo joonghyuk, the former regressor"

and yjh who doesn't immediately trust this suspicious anomaly but eventually does. and not only for kdj's usefulness or abilities but for him as a companion, as an equal. he learns to rely and understand kdj more in turn, and his affections grows and he just wants kdj to stay by his side. yjh who stubbornly forges on ahead to an ending and epilogue of them together regardless of anything. he who has so much stubborn, unspoken faith, devotion and love in kdj, and would travel the worlds and centuries for him

and just, it is the extent one would go to reciprocate love, the extent of trying to understand another individual and knowing you won't ever fully but still loving them entirely

a story where even in death, it does not separate them

[the story of "life and death companions" wants to continue its storytelling]

[lau-apologist]

an honorable mention to my wife’s feminist dog eating that bug (in name of feminism).

[chiptrillino-art]

(ID in ALT Text) Happy very, very late Mother's Day!

I am not saying that zuko is sokkas substitute for kya. or they look in any way similar! The whole concept here is that something was happening at the moment, be it how they were laying in bed, how the hair pooled over the pillow, or how sokka was able to hold onto it. It just brought sokka back. It triggered a memory, and suddenly he relived a brief memory. Making him suddenly miss his mother again. hope you enjoy!

[lazylittledragon]

someone in my request box said lae'zel should get to try an oreo

[inkskinned]

the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.

capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.

now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.

and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.

and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.

and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".

it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"

[starscream-is-my-wife]

A bit ago I was looking through the g1 timeline wiki and I saw that Skyfire and Starscream now had a 5 million year old age gap and I was like oh? That makes their dynamic so much more interesting especially how innocent he was portrayed in fire in the sky, I also wanted to share my hc on why Skyfire never brought up Starscream again

[potato-lord-but-not]

finally watched the movie and was so disappointed I had to draw the man to cope

[jujucosmo]

Headcanon body shapes for Mondo & Taka~

[poppyflavour]

Abstragedy for your soul

[txttletale]

people are often surprised when i say that dnd 5e is not by any measure 'rules-light' and to illustrate what i mean, here's the spell 'sleep' in dnd 5th edition:

and the spell 'sleep' in trophy gold

dnd 5th edition, across the three core sourcebooks (not including the many supplements that are hundreds of pages long!) is 960 pages long. trophy gold was originally released as 23 pages of a 46-page zine. it recently got a full release as its own book which is still only 250 pages long, of which 200 are devoted to prebuilt incursions (trophy's analogue to dnd campaign modules)

and trophy gold isn't even the simplest rpg out there -- i just picked it because it's playing in a similar genre space to 5e and so the point of comparisons are very direct and obvious. single-page rpgs are basically their own genre! there are tabletop rpgs you can learn in ten minutes or less! never let anyone tell you that dnd 5th edition is 'streamlined' or 'simple!' it's not even the simplest dungeons and dragons!

[thegreatmousebafoon]

Uther: don't use magic. *under his breath* or you'll get pregnant and die..

Arthur:.. wait what-?

Merlin: *looks down at his stomach, panicked* *looks to Gaius*

Gaius: oh hush merlin your not gonna get pregnant.

[bubblingsteam]

KIM KITSURAGI - I was born here. I grew up here. It's the only home I've ever known. And there's a good chance I'll die in the line of duty here, too.

But -- to most of my countrymen, I will always be some monkey fucker.

DISCO ELYSIUM - CONVERSATION #1201