#a new place for all the memes

[daydreamervalchen]

hamartia mmff blog

www.tumblr.com/hamartia-mmff

(Daumen drücken, dass das so funktioniert, weil ich keinen Plan habe was ich tue :'D)

Ja hamartia bekommt noch einen Blog, bevor das neue Kapitel kommt. (es kommt, diesmal wirklich, ich schwöre lmao.) ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧

[jingle-jangle-spurs]

Robert House watching The Courier rip all the copper wiring out the walls of the Lucky 38

[gobald]

Don't take it personal, I steal from everyone

[oneluckydragon]

So for the past 15 yrs I’ve been obsessed with a certain drama king ghost and his chaotic love interests.

Pmd2 community is there an available spot for another fan? Cause BOY do I have feelings about the future trio and I need friends to vent with. Y'all pls say yes I’m begging

[lifeisstrange-incorrectquotes]

Steph: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Rachel: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Mikey: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.

Chloe: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Max: What the fuck is wrong with you people!?

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

With Mothra confirmed in GxK, here are the memes I created by myself and found these pics on Pinterest.

So I have no choice but to do it. 😂

[ctl-yuejie]

the united health ceo shooting once again examplifies to me how people do not know how to take direct action etc adjusted to current times.

i know that social media only represents a tiny subset of people, but the weird way mangione shooting the ceo is talked about just reminds me of all the online "activism" i get to witness on social media sites day in day out.

obviously no one knows his exact motivation yet but this kind of assassination just screams young man with a hero complex committing a murder for his ego. and everyone can feel good, since someone did something so drastic that all you have to do now to be one of "the good guys" or change the us insurance company system for once and for all is to write snarky comments under the fastfood place's social media site and talk about how hot he is. there were - as far as i know - protests done this year against the system and new legislation on the way to break up insurance companies etc but maybe i am a cynic but i feel that most people who are obessessing over mangione as "based" atm did not go to those or didn't do some political action themselves...

[idk-i-want-mcl-content]

i don't think it's readable but my candy's shirt says "1-800-HOTTOGO" (luv u chappell) this would be her everyday style and i wanted for it to contrast her more formal look for work.

I considered making her everyday the outfit she wears to ballet but then I heard chappell and I totally forgot about it lol. Her color palette as for now has been really soft and pink, but it's because i feel like these first parts of the story take place in spring? for some reason? but when the story progresses I'll give her different fits.

i wanted to share all the looks in one post but i thought this one looks really cute and i'm staring at it like this:

[mariocki]

I was tagged by @carcarrot (thank youuuu) and this is a new one on me so sure why not what the hell etc

I apologise for some of these horrible terrible images but I didn't cheat and had them all on hand, and actually they probably provide a more genuine portrait of me than I'd like

I tag uhhhhhhhh idk anyone ig. @fred-the-dinosaur @baddingtonbitch @gaytobymeres @basiltheratatouille @explainslowly and anyone else (no pressure obvs)

[teiasviago]

i need to get a screenwriting job already bc i'm spending too much time drafting my own version of bton s4....................

[imaginaldisc]

I’m literally delirious because it’s 2AM and I had too much caffeine earlier and am still having heart palpitations so don’t take this too seriously but wouldn’t it be hilarious if they did a holiday baking video for pride and it was just a gay wedding cake

[ying-doodles]

my brain is running a million miles a minute rn

help

[thanatika]

low-coherency rambling in the tags

[mishy-mashy]

*looks up "unordinary" for fics here*

*sees nothing*

*opens up existing drafts to drop some stray lines here*

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A mainly New Bostin-centric fic and OC. Zirian is a main character. Including,

Arlo and Levani are neighbors. Levani is a karen

She spared herself the hassle and had the new fridge delivered to Arlo's door, where his across-the-road neighbor apparently tried taking it as her own, dragging it like some gremlin.

"LEVANI STOP BEING A BITCH!"

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME, BOY!?"

Zirian embodying the trope of [kind to exactly one person]

“Hold on a second,�� Zirian muttered, fishing out his ringing phone. One look at the contact name and he accepted, bringing the phone to his ear. “Hi, Kels,” he murmured in the softest voice ever.

His Turf mates boggled at him. Because what the fuck?

Whoever was speaking on the other side was definitely a female voice. Something about wrangling sheep, subways, and not being able to come to town today.

"Okay. Okay," he whispered to whoever was on the other side of the line. "I'll see you tomorrow then."

"'kay. Can you hang up? My hands are wet."

Oh, they recognized that voice. They definitely knew who this was. Country bumpkin, she was.

"Okay. Bye."

He removed the phone from his ear and hung up. Immediately stuffing the phone in his pocket, his glare returned full-force as he rounded on them.

"Now listen here, you little shits-"

Zirian losing to low-tiers when it comes to farmwork. This life is not for him

"Hup!"

CLUCK!

"Up and at 'em, King! We got work to do!"

He let out a loud groan of protest, to the loud, indignant clucking of the chicken that just got thrown out the window after running over his face. Apparently, that chicken getting in the house was a common occurrence.

When he raised his head to look out the window, and saw only pitch blackness, he let a louder complaint. This wasn't ass o'clock in the morning. He didn't even think it was morning.

He could stand her level of craziness. But the amount of labor her lifestyle required was bound to drive him to retirement at the early, early age of 18.

John rising up as a violent King

"Where the fuck is she?! I'm going to kill her and string her intestines as this school’s Christmas lights!"

If someone told her an angsty sophomore would be trying to gut her today, she'd have just called the police and stayed home to sleep in the sheep pen.

Alas, she was not warned. The fact a teacher got thrown out a window was only part of the result of catching John's attention for "training".

Zirian can cook. OC cannot.

".. I killed someone with my cooking," she finally said, at how Zirian froze on his feet after putting the spoon in his mouth.

"..... What did you put in this?" It took a strangely long amount of time for Zirian to compose himself, gulp down the food, and compose himself again.

(It happened to not only include him trying to be polite over retching into the sink, but becoming Catholic for exactly 10 seconds to send a prayer of "What the fuck" to God, but she'd breeze past that)

"??? I followed the box. It said one of the main ingredients was salt." She pointed at the ingredients used to make the macaroni and cheese powder. "And I thought any white powder would do, so I used baking soda."

"And you used how much?"

"Just a cup."

"And the soy sauce..?"

Ah, he saw her use that too? She didn't know he was watching her cook.

"Well, I think of cheese as an umami flavor, and soy sauce is pretty similar, so-"

"You followed the list of ingredients instead of the cooking instructions?"

She looked at the box. "There are cooking instructions?"

"Oh my god-"

[aroaessidhe]

2023 reads / storygraph

Ink Blood Sister Scribe

adult low fantasy

follows two sisters who grew up guarding a collection of magical and dangerous books, keeping them safe from a shadowy organisation

one is on the run across the world, staying one step ahead of the magic that killed her mother, but after deciding to stay longer at the Antarctic research base with her girlfriend quickly discovers that even there is not far enough away from the people tracking her

and the other is at home, the sole protector of the books, desperate to find out their secrets

plus a young man who’s lived his life within the Library used for his talent of writing the books

Latine & Jewish MCs, bi MCs

[kohakhearts]

so i was thinking about shigegou again [794 dead, 93829 injured]