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MASH s03e07 - Check-up

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on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

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guy and his guylings

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they killed palestinian journalist hussam shabat

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10/10 game

I am now sexually attracted to playing cards

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yuppppp

bonus 👇

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I’m not like other girls. I copy the ability of leftmost joker

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Honestly not being a killjoy, but do we have photos on what the protests were like in Republican territory? That seems more significant than the numbers in liberal zones like DC/NYC/Boston/Portland/Philly/etc.

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Norman Saunders (1907–1989) - Mr. Maddox' Phony-Finish

cover art from 'Dime Detective Magazine' #233, December 1948

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We all feel this way sometimes, even Vulcans who will easily live twice as long as any human.

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The high's starting to wear off. Someone shoot another billionaire CEO

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Hey y'all. Here's something for you.

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do you think the first bug to pollinate a plant was classified as a monsterfucker by the other bugs