#a literal dilf

[highwaytcheaven]

Happy Father’s Day to the biggest dilf💕

[celuere]

Hear me out, some people be calling arle “mommy” are cowards 🗣️ call her daddy or go home

realest thing ever said, like what exactly did not click in her sq???? did you play with your eyes and ears closed? did the point of her character fly over your head??? „it‘s not that deep“ but they’re mostly the same type of people going into cardiac arrest when you tell them that arle is a professional woman kisser, NOT A SINGLE THING ABOUT THIS WOMAN IS STRAIGHT NOR MOMMY-LIKE GO HOOOOOOOOME😭 she canonically hates dresses do not put her into the domesticated mother role, that one is reserved for her WIFE YEEEEHAWWWWWW😻😻😻😻😝😝😝😝😝

[lvrrgirlll]

Tried text posts because I’m literally obsessed with @coolgrl111 !!! Fully inspired by hers bc they’re literally gold and you should check them out if you haven’t!! Anyways, young parents ! Patrick Zweig x reader text posts :))

[thenewsnow]

Yeah ik it's shitty (hate the format but didn't know how else to do it) but I'm contributing to this 🙏 I've been hyperfixating on hannibal for a few months now and after watching season 2 of squid game and shipping these two I only have thoughts about the parallels of those two relationship in head (and I think I just love old men toxic yaoi doomed by the narrative)

Wasn't the 2024 hannigram comeback I expected but I'm glad nonetheless

[butterfly-stitches]

cannot convince me that Adler wasn't a heartbreaker when he was younger 🥵😻

mf was def a womanizer too

[angelgigisworld]

[angel-sephiroth]

[the-crooked-library]

surfacing from the IWTV echo chamber is a fucking trip. mainstream fandoms are a trip. i open twitter and i see people calling hayden christensen old and dramatically expressing loud self-deprecating incredulity for finding him attractive like that’s not a perfectly normal fucking reaction to hayden christensen

then I open tumblr and my beloved mutuals are talking about how they want 70yo eric bogosian to rail them until they cannot walk and vice versa

[rosyjn]

IM GENUINELY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW! OH MY FUCKING GOD! I SCREEN RECORDED THESE MYSELF BTW✋

OH MY FUCKING GOD SAMS SO HOT

SRRY THEYRE SO BLURRY

[talkingadult]

[pleepplop33]

F1 Twitter posts that make me giggle, Pt. 1...

🫧 ✨ all credit goes to these accounts and their posts ✨🫧

(wow... they're almost all about seb...surprise, surprise...)

[obrienstan]

till my legs don’t function anymore.

[ieathumanorgans]

you’re in public. that’s right in public. your back arched against the brick wall of an alleyway as he eats your wet cunt from the back. his hands gripped your plush thighs and his thumb parting your ass for more access. his tongue working on your hidden treasure like an hungry animal. “do you like that, baby?” it was enjoyable but, there were people walking by the alleyway you two were in. he simply didn’t care if he got caught eating his breakfast. hell, he’d pull out his cock and fuck the daylights outta you, right here in broad daylight just for everybody to see his cock pulling in and out of your cunt.

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toji fushiguro, ryomen sukuna, sōsuke aizen (muken), kisuke urahara

[professorfcknmoriarty]

....sigh. am I gonna have to be the one that says it?

Daddy Kelmp can get it

[teem-boo]

i finally watched dungeon meshi 🥺🤲

[dazednstars141]

i watch takers for 2 things