#literally so dilf

[geekforhorror]

i’m crying (not from my eyes)

also please bring the mullet back hayden 😫

pic creds: @amazinghaydenchristensenhere

[dazednstars141]

he looks so hot 😭🙏

"Is there a problem?"

Anakin Skywalker portrayed by Hayden Christensen - Ahsoka Part 5: Shadow Warrior

[dazednstars141]

imagine getting into some trouble with Leia when you both went out into town. It just landed with both of you getting picked up by her dad, Anakin Skywalker. He’d give you both disapproving looks, motioning for both of you to follow him and to get in his car. You weren’t even his daughter but you still looked down at your hands as you sat in the backseat. He’d be disappointed, sending Leia up to her room while you called someone to come pick you up downstairs. Dilf!Anakin would look over you. “You gettin’ my daughter in trouble?” He touched a strand of your hair. “I-No, sir. I didn’t mean to..” Would be an answer that he’d laugh a little at. “Silly girl, aren’t you?” He’d bend you over the kitchen counter, sliding his hands over your ass. You knew the skirt you were wearing was a little risky. “Short skirts are for bad girls, you know? I don’t want my daughter to start dressin’ like this.” Dilf!Anakin whispered to you, sliding his fingers under your lacy panties. He slid them down before pocketing them. You looked back at him and went to speak but the door bell rang indicating whoever you called was here. Dilf!Anakin would smirk at you then motion for you to go ahead and leave.

[ovaryacted]

My cycle ended and I know I’m about to act fucking feral on the timeline from ovulating and all I want to talk about is giving DOFP! Logan a baby.

Like, just imagine seeing him at the X Mansion with the younger mutants, constantly taking care of them and protecting them with everything he has. He likes making them breakfast and makes a mean BLT that they all beg for. He’s a great professor, and sometimes the younger ones like to climb over him or just mess with him and he loves it. You love seeing him smile and laugh with them, he tells them stories of what he can remember from the past, and he’s practically a father to Rogue, Kitty, and Jubilee which warms your heart.

You’d probably start to think that it’s not possible to have a family with him or he wouldn’t want that until Charles starts meddling in your thoughts and convinces you and Logan that it’s okay to want a family of your own. He’d probably try to put the idea into Logan’s head (that’s already brewing in there anyway) and he’s an instigator simply because he 1 - wants to be a grandpa and see a lil baby at the mansion and 2 - he wants to know if having a mini Logan really would be as crazy as he thinks (he made a bet with Beast and Scott on the odds of that).

[talkingadult]

[dazednstars141]

he’s so big, his hands pls make me suck ur dick while you drive 🙏🙏🙏

CAR SEX NOW OLD MAN TAKE UR PANTS OFF

[pleepplop33]

F1 Twitter posts that make me giggle, Pt. 1...

🫧 ✨ all credit goes to these accounts and their posts ✨🫧

(wow... they're almost all about seb...surprise, surprise...)

[dazednstars141]

i want to ride his dick. pleaseeeeeee🙏🙏🙏 also these scenes always makes me 😋😣😣😣😫😩🫠

[crimsonbubble]

I can't do this anymore, I'm bringing back my dilf!hongjoong fics

He's so fucking fine I can't take it anymore

Original link

[rocketqueen1989x]

I’m so jealous of his eyebrows

[drykoolaid]

IM SO FUCKING HYPED 4 EP 8 🫨🤬🫨😇🤪🥳RIUERGGHHHHGV

I think it’d be so very very dandy if khan becomes the hot DILF he was meant to be :33

Also I’m liek rlllllyyy excited to see more Thad bc he chill asf man like I fuck heavily

I drew this a while ago 🥰

It would be supa fun if v comes back in liek core form andddd seeing the trailer thumbnail Ltrlly just fueled that thought sooooo yea 😇🙏

I’m kinda sleep deprived so I’m gonna stfu

Uhhhb expect redraws??? Idfk

Some more lil doggy treats

[qhostcaptain]

“i’m taking robin for a walk”

he’s simply just half dog half man i love him 😢😢

[dazednstars141]

eye-

OH MY GOD doggy, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, upside down, inside out, one leg up, two legs up, in public, in a library, on a spaceship, in the garden, on the grass, in a car, in a box, on a table, on the floor, against a wall! NO BREAKS

[djappleblush]

It's so frustrating how you're so excited to read a very specific scene in a fanfic AND IT'S NOT JUST FVCKING WRITING ITSELF

[batbrainrot]

EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME SIR????

Nightwing #117 variant cover by Bruno Redondo

[dazednstars141]

daddy james

American Heist: James Kelly

Whatever happened to you and me against the world?  You wanna know what happened?  You fucking turned the world against me.