#a knife! no!

[sydneighsays]

Roy's his dad and he needs a drink

This vine just has their energy

It's a doodle, idk I'm supposed to be doing homework.

[keithbutgay]

hi!

um

yeah

notes goal post

because i really need motivation

(i stole some of these but shhhhh)

if this post gets 50 notes i'll drink water right now

100 i'll go to bed at midnight for the rest of the week

200 i'll actually do my laundry

500 i'll take a shower every day for the rest of the week

1,000 i'll brush my teeth every night for a full week

2,000 i'll stop binding for an unhealthy amount of time for a full week

3,000 i'll start actually wearing my ankle braces consistently

4,000 i'll eat breakfast every day for the rest of the week

5,000 i'll stop binding while sleeping

6,000 i'll stop wearing earrings i'm allergic to for a full week

7,000 i'll start doing makeup again

8,000 i'll stop eating chocolate for the rest of the week

9,000 i'll make my autodale masks

10,000 i'll touch grass every day for the rest of the month

11,000 i'll water my plants twice a week for the rest of the month

12,000 i'll put on my lotion when i need to for a full week

13,000 i'll eat at least two meals every day for the rest of the week

14,000 i'll finish my water bottle every day for a full week

15,000 i'll write more for forest files

18,000 i'll clean out my backpack

19,000 i'll take my vitamins every day for the rest of the week

20,000 i'll finish my stained glass project

21,000 i'll go to bed before midnight for the rest of the week

22,000 i'll do my summer reading

23,000 i'll move the knife out of my room

24,000 i'll eat three meals every day for three days

25,000 i'll stop purposefully triggering myself for a full week

50,000 i'll try my best to stay clean for two full weeks

i'll probably add more goals if this somehow get past 5k, but there it is for now :)

spam allowed

tagging allowed

ummm the deadline is halloween

*thumbs up*

go for it

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Must be a Sugondese joke.

[onebadnoodle]

mack the knife

[notherpuppet]

Morning After

Part 2/4

Part 1 | Part 3

[emwheezie]

Cats with knives.

[hellishkat]

Sorry I moaned when you unbuckled your belt, It will happen again.

[mermianar]

some sillies

[kozh-lucium]

Don’t be deceived by his eyes! 👀

[tomorobo-illust]

See hi-res version here: patreon.com/posts/113340574

Guess what movie I saw recently?? I am simple minded and could only think of the knife meme during this entire scene XD

More Transformers One art to come!

[daeyumi]

that one meme going around on twt

[maines]

[morganbritton132]

One of the perks of living in Gotham is that occasionally you’ll walk past a Wayne having the most batshit insane conversation anybody has ever had.

Walk past Dick Grayson on the street and hear him say into his phone, “I don’t think he’s anti-vax, but Superman is definitely not vaccinated.”

Stand outside of the downtown WE building and see Tim Drake walk out with his tall friend only to pause and say, “Hold on, I just got the mental image of Lex Luthor pregnant. Thanks for that.”

A lucky few who ride the same subway line as the newest Wayne edition, overheard Duke tell Stephanie that living in Wayne Manor is, “Alright, but when I moved in Jason and Damian gave me a knife and said I had to kill Tim. Said it was tradition.”

“It kinda is. Did you do it?”

“No!” Duke says, to the relief of the overhearers. “Get this…he stabbed himself.”

“…yeah, I should’ve guessed that.”

The downside to living in Gotham is literally everything else.

[blumineck]

Nothing wrong with a stabby boi, but let us have our polearm archers and shield archers too!

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[the-knife-consumer]

Here's my gravity falls au. After getting out of therapy Bill tries to go to the mystery shack but Stanley traps him in a glass display case and starts selling him as an attraction. He can't open the glass because he's too tiny and weak and they feed him those food pellets you get at the petting zoo.

[hal1uzinogene]