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Cat: Mom, MOM, MOMMMMM!

Cat Mom: Yes, Fluffy? What is it now?

Cat: The food in my bowl… it’s half empty. Do you not love me anymore?

Cat Mom: It’s not half empty. It’s half full. You’re just being dramatic.

Cat: DRAMATIC?! Are you calling me…dramatic? Do you see me screaming? Rolling on the floor? Writing a memoir about my suffering?!

Cat Mom: Fluffy, I literally watched you do all of that yesterday because I wouldn’t give you a second dinner.

Cat: That wasn’t drama. That was art.

Cat Mom: Uh-huh. Anyway, you still have food. Eat that, and I’ll refill it later.

Cat: Eat… stale kibble? Are you trying to poison me? This isn’t five-star service! I demand a refund!

Cat Mom: Refund? You live rent-free. You sleep 18 hours a day. What exactly are you contributing here?

Cat: Excuse me, who is the one patrolling the house at 3 a.m. to keep the invisible monsters away? Who screams at the closet door to save you from the void? Huh?

Cat Mom: Oh, right. I forgot about your heroic work of knocking everything off the shelves. Truly, a protector.

Cat: You’re welcome. By the way, I found your headphones. They’re under the couch now.

Cat Mom: …How?

Cat: The void was calling, Mom. I answered.

Cat Mom: Why do I put up with you?

Cat: Because I’m adorable. And because I let you kiss my head that one time last week.

Cat Mom: One time? I kiss you every day.

Cat: And every time, I pretend I don’t like it. That’s called playing hard to get.

Cat Mom: Fluffy, you’re lucky you’re cute.

Cat: And don’t you forget it. Now, about that second dinner…

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Catwheezie, “Feeed me” Illustrator - Animator - Cat Portrait Artist Catwheezie's Print Gallery About 

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by cathweezie 💌

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dog is not dog (c) 2020

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Happy black cat day!!

Here are some black cats I've drawn through the years

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The kind of company I want <3

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The Wait by Catwheezie