#a family units of absolute units

[justaz]

god i would’ve loved to see uther meet merlin’s family. he meets and knows merlin for years and knows how impertinent he is and the lack of respect he holds for royals and nobles. merlin is a thorn in his side but arthur is fond of him so he leaves him be. then he meets hunith who is so much better than merlin and doesn’t seem to be at all related to that bastard peasant until she tears him a new asshole without any regard for propriety. she is a country woman and uses language appropriate in the countryside, not the royal court. she is very clearly merlin’s mother in that moment made obvious by the set of her jaw and the steel in her eyes. then balinor gets carted in and is brought before him and he’s gleeful bc finally he can kill the last dragonlord. then hunith calls his name and he calls hers. dread simmers in his gut and then they kiss as he watches with trepidation. then hunith pulls back and tells him to meet his son and tugs merlin forward.

it all makes sense. the very blood running thru their veins is made to give uther headaches. balinor (fugitive, dragonlord), hunith (harbored a fugitive, lied to authorities, punched the king), and merlin (annoying, dragonlord) being a family unit just makes sense. when merlin’s magic gets revealed hes not even shocked. he just amends his list to read “merlin (annoying, dragonlord, sorcerer)”

[that1notetaker]

My mom cried during the mom movie.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 261

“So is no one going to talk about the eldritch space child or…” 

“I mean, do you want to get between a child and Batman? I think the only one who could even get close right now is Superman…” 

“No you’re right, I think- oh my god the eldritch space child is playing with batman’s bat-ears and he’s not doing anything about it what the fuck I thought only Robins could get away with that-” 

[redrobin-detective]

This is an announcement and a promise: if you are a bad nurse, I am coming for you. If you are rude and judgemental to patients, deny them basic human decency you will face my wrath. If you take shit care of them, think you know better than not only the patients and your coworkers but the whole medical team then you cannot hide from me. I will find you and I will go toe to toe with you bc even the worst human alive deserves care and respect and I will beat that lesson into you and maybe make you grow a heart.

[spiralheaven]

you can say a lot of things about rp but where else will i be able to live out my stonefaced slavic siblings with an abundance of the cain instinct who would kill for eachother at the drop of a hat dreams

[yetanotherknitter]

still thinking about chilchuck's daughters wanting dwarves for husbands because 'half foots are too scrawny and stingy' like. hm. wonder if that has anything to do with the fact that their dad is the half foot equivalent of 6'6 and did a stupidly dangerous job because it was high paying enough that he could spoil his kids and when he had some nasty workplace experiences he responded by rolling up his sleeves and Fixing Society (a little). man set the standards so high that his girls had to leave the species to meet it.

[itshomobirb]

they should let me explode things with my mind. for enrichment.

[hana-bobo-finch]

erm…..posting about an OC via a rushed shitpost was not on my 2025 bingo card!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂get it??? 😂😂😂because his name is bingo??(GETS SHOT)

these are all things he has done or has attempted to do so consider this the full intro post for that freak for now. he’s still too undercooked to fully introduce but damn I love him

[absolutefooling]

Is anyone interested in Timmy & SpongeBob NU heartwarming interactions?? Anyone?? Is this thing on???

[mariocki]

Return of the Living Dead III (1993)

"What's going on, Curt, tell me what happened?"

"We had an accident."

"What kind of an accident?"

"On the bike."

"What happened?"

"You died."

"I what?"

[ariadne-mouse]

"Because Lazuli, I loved. This [you and I] is just politics."

Caramelinda out to do some caramelizing with FIRE today

[crayonurchin]

At the start of this year I had a pink party so horrendous it genuinely became a multi-session conversation with my therapist.

This weekend, I did a pink party so genuinely full of love and happiness, it completely un-tainted the awesomeness of pink parties for me

Anyway I like being an entertainer, for every nightmare gig I do like, 200 amazing ones.

[pinacoladamatata]

so this is utterly incomprehensible but its 5 days 14 hours 16 minutes till launch and i'm losin it (also LADY JANNATH?!?)

[sykloni2]

All the Provoking Performer x Sneezing Geographer shipping going around made me want to have a pretend wedding for them in the game :)

I of course dressed accordingly to the occasion. (And look Sleepy Traveller also got a flower crown! :D)

[moe-broey]

This is as much effort that I'm willing to put into this.

Somewhat of a fix-it with getting rid of the child bride LMFAO, but revamping it so Y!Tiki can still participate. And also a manifestation of how I think Libra/Virion/Lon'qu would be the most powerful if not slightly disastrous throuple (unfortunately no real interactions between them here, they're all too wrapped up in their own things!). And also a fuck you to amatonormativity.

Target audience: Literally just my sister and I think LMFAOOOOOOO

[witsserviceablesubstitute]

I can usually tell how young a fandom leans based on when found family is interpreted as a group of people with fixed and conventional familial roles rather than a messy group of friends at various levels of an intimacy that has no clear definition.