#a dumbass(affectionate)
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hua cheng's patience: infinite
hua cheng's impulse control: zero
#lmao#the lake scene in a nutshell. actually i dont remember it that well so this might be inaccurate#itg was all over the minute he thought of kissing him#hualian's mutual dumbass CPR on each other#ugh i hate those guys (affectionate)#art#my art#doodle#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hualian#hob#heaven official's blessing#hua cheng#tgcf meme
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part 1 of my favorite top gun maverick quotes series
#top gun maverick#bradley rooster bradshaw#pete maverick mitchell#affectionately titled: two dumbasses in the snow#or alt: mav reaps what he sowed#movie: tgm#my gifs#this was just fun to work on with the text effects#tgm favorite quotes
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Pardon me but can we get a full body drawing of Swap Pomni? She looks so cute!
You're totally right, she is cute
#phew#took me a while to think about how caine should look like#i got this idea#but nothing definitive yet#also bubble is still bubble because bubble is bubble#he's a precious boy#he stays the way he is#my art#tadc swap au#swap au#tadc au#swap ragatha#swap caine#swap pomni#swap sun#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc fanart#tadc pomni#tadc caine#tadc ragatha#tadc sun#tadc bubble#buttonblossom#ragapom#chokes you affectionately#jk#not affectionate at all ragatha would actually choke her unconscious if possible#pomni is just oblivious...#cause she's a dumbass AI
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Peeta: *looks at Katniss as though he loves her, shortly after he took on Cato so she could get away because he's decided to sacrifice himself for her so she can win the Games*
Katniss: "wow he's great at this acting stuff"
Katniss: *kisses Peeta passionately after telling him she needs him and can't live without him, while in the process of sacrificing herself for him so he can win the Games*
Peeta: "wow she's really committed to the bit"
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Posting some DSaF doodles cuz I’m still sick. Some of them are new, some of them are kinda old
[reblogs r appreciated!!]
#Mostly davesport#dayshift at freddy’s#dsaf#dave miller#jack kennedy#peter kennedy#davesport#Also Dave as a little dumbass kid#I HATE HIM (affectionate)#my art#dsaf fanart
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I’m tempted to write the knights (plus Merlin, Gwen, Arthur, and Morgana obviously) having game night but reincarnated in the modern era, knowing they can’t kill each other but also wanting revenge for 1500 year old grudges.
Morgana would be petty towards Merlin and Arthur still, but whenever she says something about Merlin killing her, Gwaine just rolls his eyes like: “Oh no. The horror. I can’t even begin to imagine what torture you must’ve suffered.” Completely deadpan followed by “go fish, witch.” Or ��uno, fuckers!”
Arthur makes Merlin constantly skip turns. Merlin gets annoyed but Arthur says he can’t cheat if he’s missing turns. (He’s more salty about Merlin cheating at dice with his magic than anything else)
Elyan and Leon gang up against Gwaine as revenge for all the tavern tales he told on long patrols.
Leon changes to colours he knows Merlin or Arthur don’t have and just says “Poetry” to explain why he’s upset. Merlin starts playing the ghost busters theme on his phone and Arthur is stuck between being traumatised and wheezing on the floor. Leon’s just wondering if that’s worse because at least ‘poetry’ would’ve meant they’d gotten over the pining. Whatever Merlin’s talking about with ghost busters means he didn’t walk into anything Merthur happening but also means he’s got another reason he was underpaid.
Gwen makes Morgana +16 and Morgana complains that they’re friends. Gwen looks her dead in the eyes and says “We were friends. Want a reminder of what happened?” And Morgana silently counts 16 cards. (They’ve made up about it all, but it’s still used as ammo to be petty and competitive on game nights)
Lancelot and Merlin have their own thing going on, no one can tell if they’re working together or trying to destroy each other. They all know better than to question it.
Percival wins because everyone always forgets about him.
Please tell me you see the vision.
#bbc merlin#reincarnation#modern merlin#gwaine#sir gwaine#bbc gwaine#gwaine is enjoying himself immensely#gwaine being a dumbass#(affectionate)#morgana#redeemed morgana#morgana pendragon#merlin#game night#merlin emrys#the knights of the dumbass table#the knights of the round table#arthur pendragon#guinevere#gwen merlin#merlin causes chaos for fun#he introduced them to uno so it’s all his fault#merlin bbc#sir leon the long suffering#i’m bad at tagging#bbc elyan#sir elyan#percival#sir percival#merlin fic idea
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He’s a tv man or whatever
#vox#hazbin hotel#hazbin vox#vark#whateverrr drew the guy#Also his ass looks better in an actual suit and tie wtf#dumbass reall got that oversized bow tie just to be as close to alastor as possible lol#square head dumbass#hope he dies or something idk (disgust) (affectionate) (hate)#can’t believe I made fanart ought#tho idt vark will be a cute pet anymore in the show#what a shame#art
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Teenage Jee-Yun: Uncle Buck, I need dating advice, how did you ask Uncle Tommy out?
Buck: I didn't, he watched me maim Eddie and then came by my apartment to kiss me a few hours later.
Jee: Wha-
Tommy *sipping tea*: It’s true, his dumbass behaviour captivated me.
Buck: Awwww!
Jee: Yeah, I'm not maiming anyone, you weirdos.
#teen jee is done with her dumbass (affectionate) uncles#also i feel like jee would definitely go to her fave uncle for advice and tommy always chips in#911 abc#jee yun buckley han#jee yun han#evan buckley#tommy kinard#bucktommy#incorrect 911 quotes#ao3: plutorainstorm
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Love at first yell
#star wars#leia organa#han solo#hanleia#luke skywalker#original trilogy#dumbass trio#< affectionate#hanleia the og enemies to lovers#i love themmm#so much
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marcille doing her best, or something
#she's such a fucking dumbass (affectionate)#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#marcille donato#izutsumi#laios touden#erros doesnt know how to shut up
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More doodles for the one piece spy x family crossover
#one piece#spy x family crossover#revolutionary sabo#portgas d ace#monkey d luffy#still debating on a spy codename for Sabo. since WISE seems to enjoy times of day I want it to have something to do with dawn or dusk#but that might be a bit on the nose#sabo’s walking stick is like his replacement for his pipe. blunt bludgeoning weapon that he can carry around in broad daylight#ace as an assassin decides his disguise is just going to be. being shirtless#plus those silly sunglasses but the main thing is the shirtless mess#because if he can’t be shirtless during the day in society then he might as well be shirtless when he’s out being a badass#the three of them are dumbasses (affectionate)#the only reason luffy looks as put together as he does is because sabo helped him pick the outfit and it’s extremely comfortable#mostly to help luffy get jobs. luffy does whatever job he feels like doing every day!#some days he’s a waiter some days he’s a gardener some days he’s a cashier#when Lois eventually gets over his paranoia over luffy popping up everywhere and finds out luffy is sabo’s brother he starts#paying luffy to babysit Anya. which of course means sabo is babysitting the both of them because trusting luffy to watch a child is maybe#not the best idea.
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They're both so stupid, I love them
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Bobby: Welcome everyone. Today, we have the 30th continuation of another very important topic for our monthly meetings. Eddie: Does Buck have bad luck, is he clumsy, or just a dumbass for always getting himself into bad situations? Athena: Again, it's probably all three. Maddie: Hear! hear! Buck, pouting: This is bullying.
#911 show#911 on abc#buddie#incorrect 911 quotes#incorrect quotes#eddie diaz#bobby nash#athena grant#maddie buckley#evan buckley#dumbass (affectionate)#random thoughts#longer ones
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The interpretation of Rise Raph as a 'perfect responsible soft boy uwu' is so BORING I'm sorry, Raph is a rowdy adrenaline junkie with anxiety and I won't take this slander any longer
Raph secretly kept an enemy soldier in their actual literal house as a sparring partner. Raph glued his brothers together and dragged them out to fight crime. Raph once asked Leo to punch him in the face to prove he 'takes damage like a boss.' Raph tried to lift a school bus, twice. Raph offered to help his favorite wrestler beat his little brother up. When Leo suggests evacuating Bullhop, Raph says no bc the best defense is a good offense babey. Raph's idea of a 'friendly chat' with April's upstairs neighbor is to put on a black ski mask and go stand menacingly at their door. It takes Raph 10 episodes to conclude that they should MAYBE start training. Raph's plan to get a potentially priceless (and potentially FRAGILE) museum artifact is to punch a car in the middle of a busy street and also cut it in half with his brother still inside.
Raph's never met a problem he wouldn't try to punch in the face and does not know the meaning of the words 'excessive force.' He roughhouses with his bros and drags them out to fight villains and thinks any plan that doesn't involve an all-out brawl is boring and lame. He'll do anything to protect his family from harm and be a hero, but also he eats wet salami off the floor and once single-handedly destroyed a library.
I just adore how, at his core, Rise Raph is such a classic Raph—impulsive and stubborn and caring and passionate. He is a very sweet, strong, honorable guy who has a very powerful sense of personal responsibility... and he is also the exact kind of jock who throws you in the pool at a party without checking if you have your phone in your pocket first.
#rottmnt#rottmnt raph#raph#don't worry then he'll freak out and buy you a new one#anyway! raph rules!!!!!#and i think the movie has made some people interpret him as like the 'responsible mom' character which is a bummer#bc that's really not him at all#like this is not even NEARLY a complete list of raph's shenanigans#he's a hooligan a fool a dumbass (affectionate)#he loves big flashy exciting fights and does not spare a single thought to stealth 90% of the time#he gets distracted on missions taking selfies with pizza pigeons and wrestlers#and gets annoyed in eps like Bug Busters when leo suggests being more cautious#he would die for his brothers but also he's definitely the type to like. walk into their rooms and sit on them for fun#he values responsibility so much but also makes the most batshit decisions ever#and has probably caused the state of new york thousands of dollars in damages#and he's NOT the boys' dad jesus christ#he grows slightly more serious over the course of the series (out of stress :(()#but at his core he's just a kid who loves fighting and being a hero#and i love him so much ok!!!!!!
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Quackity: [Tries to turn on the flashlight on Missa's beanie]
Missa: [SCREAMS]
Quackity: Even I was scared man, that scared even me, dude! [Realizes the light fell out of the hat] YOU BROKE IT!
Missa: I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!
Quackity: No mames, you broke it, man!
Missa: I'll buy you six tomorrow.
Quackity: They don't sell them anymore.
Roier: [Imitating Quackity] "They don't sell them anymore."
Quackity: [Laughs]
#Roier#MissaSinfonia#Quackity#Missa#September 23 2024#Dumbasses (affectionate)#How do I tag this#It's not Twitchcon and it's not (technically) a QSMP meetup#Screw it#QSMP Meetups#Not a full transcript because I've got all three of these dudes yelling in my ear in the other tab#Pendejo no dura nada truly
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