thelostpretzel
thelostpretzel
pretzel
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escapist | OCs, Limbus Company | ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_да я русская
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thelostpretzel · 9 days ago
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The Haifa Association for Children with Diabetes announced that it has lost four children with diabetes due to a lack of treatment and poor nutrition. If a diabetic patient takes insulin without food, they fall into a dangerous coma, and if they refrain from taking insulin, their blood sugar level rises to terrifying numbers — and this is what is happening with my son Ahmed.
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thelostpretzel · 14 days ago
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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling
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thelostpretzel · 20 days ago
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I’m a sucker for whump but I can’t take prompts with whumper/whumpee instead of character names or A/B seriously because those terms sound so silly to me like. Bingle has broken Bongus’s fingers. Norble has been stabbed in the ribcage. I can’t
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thelostpretzel · 21 days ago
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Rotten
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thelostpretzel · 21 days ago
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haurche!
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thelostpretzel · 21 days ago
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panel from episode 64 of my comic
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thelostpretzel · 21 days ago
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Thancred
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This is Thancred.
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thelostpretzel · 21 days ago
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A biiiiig stretch
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thelostpretzel · 21 days ago
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thelostpretzel · 21 days ago
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thelostpretzel · 21 days ago
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thelostpretzel · 21 days ago
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Smile!
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thelostpretzel · 22 days ago
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You see I too often sat in school classes and thought “when am I ever going to need this, I’m never going to be an engineer, I’m never gonna be a scientist, I’m never gonna be a linguist” and then I grew up and it turns out a lot of bigots and cults and scams and grifts hinge their entire business model on you just. Not knowing what a protein is or some shit
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thelostpretzel · 23 days ago
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hanging out at -33.881969,151.201410 right now if anyone wants to destroy me with an orbital laser
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thelostpretzel · 23 days ago
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I’ve literally never heard this hello?
Also are horses predators in Christianity??
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thelostpretzel · 24 days ago
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thelostpretzel · 28 days ago
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