#a boy can dream

[huyandere]

if only apollo could drive

[angel-rem]

it would be so crazy if i was in a gay polyamorous relationship and got passed around by my boyfriends regularly because i’m their good boy and love being a hole for them to fill. haahhaa wouldn’t that be so crazy.

[moonferry]

if my partner doesn't propose to me with a mermaid's pendant (or let me propose to them with one) we will not be getting married.

[poisonappleeater]

“the whole rumple and evil regina fucking era was just one big nightmare and actually didnt happen”

[redleaderblockhead]

I kinda wish one time when Marshmello plays ‘Fly’ that he says “Alright, this one’s for all my Ducktales fans out there.”

[sp1derw1re]

Bruh what does my friend mean shawarma in the us is 25$ 😭😭😭

[therealjammy]

After seeing the trailers and being excited (because my ass loves angst), I still want to write something where Alicent and Rhaenyra got to fuck off from that god-awful court and avoid war and just get to live beyond the Narrow Sea eating cake and making love and repairing a relationship

[hookliner]

forced proximity with my boyfriend forbidden lover where his hands have to rest in embarrassing places and his body is pressed right up against me

[snekkysnekk0]

Just a random Phantom thought

I just know that Phantom gets nightmares. Some nights he'll wake up, in a cold sweat. His room feels too empty, the dark shapes morphing themselves into things meant to hurt him.

Knowing this, he'll stand and scurry into the empty halls of the abbey, wandering aimlessly with his little blanket in his hand (a purple one that Cumulus made in one of her crocheting hypertixations, that he's never parted with ever since she gave it to him). After a while, when he has eventually calmed down, and the world doesn't seem out to get him, he'll wander back down to the ghoul quarters, where he quietly pads past each of the rooms, trying to decide who will be least bothered by him.

Eventually, after careful consideration, he chooses who he wants to stay with. Who's best to keep the nightmares at bay. Sometimes it's Aether. In that case, he'll cautiously open his door, creep into his room, and bury himself under Aeth's heavy duvet, crawling in beside the sleeping ghoul. Aether will be snoring quietly, sprawled out as usual, wearing only his flannel pyjama pants, and a dog tag necklace, warmth exuding into the space around him. Phantom crawls in beside him and curl up, trying to make himself as small as possible, tail tucked between his legs, nose buried in Aeth's chest, breathing in the musky scent of the cheap cologne he religiously used, slowly feeling at peace once more.

"Another nightmare, hm?" A voice, gravelly from sleep, will mumble.

"Mhm." He hums in response.

"C'mere, bug." A sturdy arm will wrap around his waist, the large ghoul pressing himself around the smaller one. "Try and get some sleep, okay?"

[yourdreamsweetheart]

wishtender is GONE I'm livid

[marc0-darlingg]

Lockdown at school, I hope a sexy man in a mask holds me down in a bathroom and threatens me if I dont do what he says 🥰

[robo-boy]

sometimes i wonder if anyone has a crush on me

[owchie-wowchie]

I desperately needed an episode of clone wars where, for some reason, Obi-Wan, Anakin, Ahsoka, Rex, and Cody end up on a planet with podracing and Obi-Wan goes "Oh no." But it's too late cause Anakin is now going on a 12 hour rant about the history and tactics of podracing to everyone and he might as well take a lap on one of the racers while they're here, right? "Did you know I won the boonta eve classic?" Anakin says. No one else knows what this means. This is the 163rd time Obi-Wan has heard this rant.

[eliorosb3rg]

imagine getting on a plane and these are your buds

[blowflyfag]

I literally wish I had a Jamaican meat patty right fucking NOW IVE BEENN WANTING ONE SOOOO BADDDDD

[lostintime-liketearsinrain]

Been sat out in my car on a country lane for the last hour hoping to get a glimpse of the northern lights but sadly don't think I'll be lucky to see them tonight! Bit of a sad way to end a good day but one day I'll see them, hopefully in some Scandi/Icelandic hotel with the love of my life 😅🥹🙈