#Zits

[tangosyourtek]

this moment was so attractive oh my god.

genius tangotek how i love you.

[seawaveleo]

ZITS reunited!!!

[ethubsworld]

ZITS death loop in the nether 😭

[mxmarsbars]

it’s his birthday he’s the birthday boy happy birthday impulsesv !! ^_^

[orangehalfpeeled]

ZITS PJAMA PARTY !!!

omggg heyy i have been fighting for my life against art block recently but i persevere!!!!!! im winning and i hope it stays that way,, anywhoo i miss posting so im gonna try to do that more. until next time!!!👋👋😘

[xkaru-karux]

hole bois? hole bois

[koalajay]

colored zits sketches

[jazzvillain]

ZITS chilling in a hot tub 0 blocks apart cause theyre besties

[inkieflame]

ZITS are all immortal.

They all made the ruin structures.

Ruin Down portals? Someone got lost, and had to build another portal to get faster travel back to group.

Buried Treasure? Tango hid one of the others’ stuff and they all went searching to never find it again.. He always feel so bad.. for a bit.

Sand Temples? Skizz made them as shines to Impulse. No, Impulse isn’t a creeper hybrid. Why did he chiseled Creeper heads on the sand stone?? “It looks GOOD! Off my back, Dipple Dop!” And why in the desert? “You’re hot! ;)” “Tango is literally on fire.” “But only you make me dry in the mouth” Confused noises, flustered noises, insulted noises

The Jungle Temple: The first attempts with redstone. ZIT learned a lot and got sentimental to keep them there. Skizz forgot everything.

As Impy is a dragon, so they made the strongholds to ensure that he can go home whenever he wants. (I’ve heard that he doesn’t like horns, heard that he changed his mind, he said it’s fine but the way he said it sounded like he minds— no straight answers, haven’t found proof of any of this: so I’m just assuming that he’s like Tango and doesn’t like being associated with demon regalia, so dragon instead, still horns and parts but more cooler!)

Zedaph made the underwater monument because he wanted to see if he could. Tango and Impulse worked together on the guardians, the literal, and this is canon to Minecraft, robots. Skizz was happy to be Zed’s lab rat. Especially as he can be sure that Tango doesn’t attempt to go in water. (They later made Tango basically immune to water, but not during that period)

And no, no one is sure how Tango is… still alive. Blazes don’t live forever. In fact, they have short life spans, that transfers over to the hybrids- but he’s still here! Skizz and Impulse, the immortal beings, don’t mention it as they are afraid that if they say something, it’ll magically correct itself and he falls over dead like a Cartoon.

Zed is still here because there isn’t thing he hadn’t experimented with. And his main thing to experiment on is himself. So, they just agree that Death is afraid of him. That or he altered his DNA so much that he made himself immortal. The Goat/Sheep thing- He was originally a white goat, now he’s at least partly a pink sheep now- and no he didn’t use dyes to dye himself once he was sheep no- he’s terrifying. And no, Zed did not make Tango immortal. Mr. Tek let’s Zed do so much to him but definitely not enough to accomplish what Zed did to himself.

No one knows

Well

Tango does. But he finds it funny to not say why.

Anon this is absolutely hilarious. I would watch a whole sitcom based around these four immortals and their shenanigans XD

[willow505breaker]

Did someone say team ZITS?

Sketch plus more under the cut

Just some doodles of my favorite quartet.

This took me embarrassingly long to finish due to problems with a multitude of things. Its not all fixed yet but im glad I was able to finish this up and get it posted.

[dailyimpulsedoodles]

can we have tiny Impulse being picked up by the other members of Team ZITS?

[133]

I struggled to draw the trio at the bottom 😭 skizz looks a bit messy

[mmmassacre]

◠◠ tangotek ┈┈ ♱

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BANG! i will never stop with the headmate doodles, you can't stop me you can't st (alt under cut)

[rhapsoddity]

After confirming that the assassin they stopped and restrained was definitely Skizz, they took him home.

Turns out "End" is NOT happy about this situation-

[vexscrew]

Zits crambs mmmm

[cas-edspace]

why the hell not:

Random Hermit Headcanons

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Everyone is completely comfortable with being in hybrid form with Tango.

Anyone who normally hides it, just lets out the ears, wings, etc with Tango. He isn’t aware that not everyone has seen Etho’s face, ears, or that no one realizes that there are two vampires on the server. He also makes sure they eat, (dad) (acts of service) (and the vamps do not feed on Tango, because that gotta taste like lava or an equivalent)

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…Just realized that I planned on adding someone to this random hc hc listing and he’s not even in Hermitcraft but who cares: Here’s one for Scott;

He’s a shapeshifter, and no one seemed to caught onto that yet. Not the floating crystals in Last Life or the fact he was suddenly half fish in Limited Life.

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Doc and Martyn are jokingly “fighting” over Ren, but the guy somehow doesn’t realize? The pup is just rping as pirates, pirate rats, and his ears apparently doesn’t pick up “He’s mine” comments.

Zero braincells <3

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Etho keeps thinking about the family dynamic from Limited Life, because Scar randomly calls Cleo Mom still and… gave himself a step parent? And reassigned Etho’s role?

(This is based off of the Hungry Hermit conversation:

Scar: I wanna see mom and dad play!

Tango: Yeah, sure, I’ll play

.

.

Etho: Who’s mom?

Tango: Does the answer change if you’ll play or not?

Etho: I’ll play (don’t remember exact line)

(^This actually happened, so did this v)

Scar lost his permits

Tango: *sighs* I’m going to sound like a total dad here, but where did you last have them? Retrace your steps.

Scar: (something something, doing this from memory is great, it is 2am) Alright, dads come over here

Etho and Tango follow

. . .

Etho is asking himself about the complexity of the dynamics, does Bdubs know about the new step parent? Did Scar tell him or is he supposed to- Is he overthinking the bit? Absolutely, and should he just forget it? Yes, but it creeps back up

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Impulse is a dragon hybrid (not demon), which means he can talk to Jean, the Ender Dragon. And he does!

Doesn’t stop her from trying to kill him, though

Rest of ZITS make fun of him for this.

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Speaking of Z, Zedaph wasn’t always a pink sheep hybrid

Cue stereotypical (cliche but I do like em) Lab experiment trauma- jk, no, he did that to himself. With science! …and not with using dyes, like he most definitely should’ve done. No one knows what other side effects that the experiments had may have caused him, but Zed is happy because he’s pink.

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All older hermits have killed Watchers

Grian doesn’t know this.

Hermitcraft has proved itself again and again to not be easy pickings. There are reasons that the server is lasting.

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Joel misses his wife- wait that’s just normal Joel-

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Gem is Ares in God Games, in EPIC the Musical

Change my mind

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Boogeyman kills leave permanently deep scars on the slain.

Bdubs once saw Tango without his shirt and… Seeing those long, jagged, deep as the day he got them scars that goes from his right shoulder to just above his left hip…

Bdubs now struggle sleeping through the night, seeing the marks he left…? The Boogeyman curse is not forgiving and makes it impossible to hold back. And Tango’s back proves it.

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Doc can cheer…leading? He is a cheerleader. But not for the Dallas Cowboy ifykyk

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Cub somehow cannot be trolled. we don’t know how he does it

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When Pearl zones out, she’ll float upwards. Her dogs are trained to go get someone to help Pearl before she zones back in and falls to her (not) death. Being a ghost on a server is hard

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Wild Life powers doesn’t fully go away. I’ll elaborate on a different post

Because this is too long, and it is 2:30 am now and I should sleep

[xkaru-karux]

Hermit-A-Day #3: Zedaph

my little sheep boi

@hermitadaymay