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Someone please please hit me up with that foreign ambassador who remarked that he thought he would be physically assaulted during one-on-ones with Henry
#henry viii#henry the eighth#tudor era#tudor history#gareth russell#young and damned and fair#tudors
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Hi there,
I noticed you've been following me for awhile thanks. I saw some of your posts on the Howards and noticed that you mentioned somewhere that the Duke of Norfolk might have played a part in Cromwell's downfall in 1540 in order to get revenge for Anne Boleyn's execution.
That's a very interesting theory and I like it. Is there much evidence for any affection Norfolk or the other Howards had for Anne? I've always seen Norfolk as an evil villain who treated his family badly but maybe there was more to him than that?
Hello.
Sorry it's taken such a time to respond, but as you'll see it's VERY long, so I wouldn't start reading this on the bus.
Part One
As a child I used to be very annoyed by 20th-century writers treating historical figures like ice-cold robots welded to lifeless 'logic', and incapable of doing anything rash or ridiculous.
Oh why would Richard kill the Princes when it'd make him look bad?!
See? It must've been a plot by Margaret Beaufort all along.
(I know it's improved since then, but that first impression stuck.)
Reading history, I've always assumed family members instinctively cared for one another, unless their words and actions proved otherwise, and yet the above mentality pushed the exact opposite: that it was 'irresponsible' to even suggest any sort of natural bond between relatives unless they actually wrote it down, which is an absurd standard.
To me it's as silly as saying 'we don't know' if they breathed air as no one put it in a diary.
What does it matter how long ago they lived? They're still people.
I've even seen the extremely smug attitude that caring about one's own children is entirely a 'modern' invention, and the Mediæval and Tudor age wouldn't have understood such a concept.
Wouldn't have understood love!
Since then I've been interested in emotional bonds between friends and family, given how much closer they were than now, particularly rebelling against the idea Elizabeth didn't care about Anne.
And the Boleyns / Howards are my favourites, so their clannish level of kinship fascinates me the most.
Let's go through some of them:
Catherine Howard, Countess of Bridgewater
Catherine's first husband was Rhys ap Gruffydd, heir of a powerful Welsh family.
Problem was when his grandfather died Rhys got passed over (I expect because he was seventeen) in favour of Walter Devereux (the 10th Baron Ferrers), and Rhys wasn't 'avin that.
Devereux arrested him for disturbing the peace, which sent Catherine bananas as she'd convinced herself they were all out to get her husband.
In response she stirred up the local gentry and marched on Carmarthen Castle, threatening to burn the door down and bust on in there if Rhys wasn't freed.
Well after that unease and bitter factionalism bubbled up to denonation point, with servants killed on either side and Catherine attacking and destroying Devereux's property, meaning he sent word to England descibing BOTH of them as leaders of a 'rebellion and insurrection'.
Rhys sounds like a knob to me. You could say Henry caused this mess in the first place, but Rhys ought to have known where all this was leading.
His Wiki page lays it on that he was some noble folk hero martyred to the Reformation, but adding 'FitzUrien' to his name, thereby playing on ancient Welsh myths and thus (supposedly) announcing himself as Prince of Wales, was pushing his luck to say the least.
That's a worse blunder than Henry Howard made and no one ever feels sorry for him.
I shouldn't think he had conspired with James V, but going by this quote from the chronicler Elis Gruffudd (a very interesting fella in his own right) he wasn't universally mourned:
Rhys was beheaded in 1531, but Catherine was in the soup herself after all she'd been up to assisting him.
As Gareth Russell says:
'While we may never know exactly how much his own actions brought about Rhys's death, we can be certain of the devastating effect it had on his widow. She had been intimately involved in her husband's quarrel, and so the possibility that she would be accused of complicity in his alleged treason was tangible.
Left to forge prospects for their three young children — Anne, Thomas and Gruffydd — and fearful for herself, Lady Katherine followed in the footsteps of her elder brother Edmund and flung herself on the mercy of their niece, Anne Boleyn. Once again, the family's dark-eyed golden girl did not disappoint.'
It notable how often you see Anne, and later Elizabeth, willingly pull relatives out of sticky situations, which suggests at least some previous attachment on both sides, as I shouldn't imagine either would be too happy doing it for the more hostile characters.
Compare Katherine's reliance on Anne, a half-niece, to Elizabeth Seymour writing to Cromwell for help, not Jane, her own sister.
'She may even have tried to limit the damage for her aunt and young cousins shortly before Rhys's execution.'
Which was good of Anne considering Rhys had slagged her off, with both of those links having the nerve to imply his death was somehow her doing.
Had he lived, I do wonder if his opposition, compared to Catherine, who, familiarity or not, no doubt wanted to benefit from the connection, would've provoked a certain marital discord.
'Rhys had been attainted at the time of his conviction, meaning that the Crown could seize his goods and property, but his Act of Attainder specifically and unusally made provisions for his widow, who was left with an annual income of about £196.
If Anne could not save Rhys, she worked hard to salvage his family's situation.'
Meaning she got Henry to surrender some of his ill-gotten gains solely to avoid her aunt's destitution, where plenty of other widows and orphans were left to fend for themselves.
Anne also got Catherine a new husband in old-timer Henry Daubeney, but they bloody hated each other and split up soon enough.
According to Eric Ives:
'Over the winter of 1535-6, Katherine Howard, Anne's aunt, was trying to secure a separation from her second husband, Henry, Lord Daubeney. She told Cromwell that the only assistance she was receiving was from the Queen herself, and this despite the strenuous efforts which were being made to destroy her standing with Anne.
The help may have been very practical indeed; Lord Daubeney, who was certainly pleading financial hardship at one stage, reached an amicable agreement with his wife after Anne's father had made available £400.'
Even though this post about Catherine insists neither Anne nor Norfolk gave a toss about her personal woes, from the looks a things Anne was trying to solve this problem too.
'I have none to do me help except the Queen, to whom I am much bound, and with whom much effort is made to draw her favour from me.
My lord my husband has paid well to make friends against me, but I trust that the truth of what I suffer will be known...'
One wonders how all these paid agitators ended up gathered 'round Anne, nagging or distracting her from Catherine's cause, but evidently she wasn't put off.
Plus, according to that last link, Catherine never learnt her lesson and took part in the Pilgrimage of Grace an' all, raising 3,000 men against Henry!
By the sounds of it, this isn't a sudden burst of furious piety at work, rather there's almost an absence of religion in Catherine's life.
The obvious explanation would be yet again wreaking vengeance in Rhys's memory, and that's evident given her long-standing vendetta against his disloyal servants.
But would it be too much to think she was motivated to a certain extent by the death of her niece and nephew, being 'much bound' to the former?
And as she avoided all punishment, the remaining Howards (i.e. Norfolk) had to have covered up for her.
William Howard, 1st Baron Howard of Effingham
In 1529 there was much scrapping over the wardship of the Broughton sisters.
Wolsey ended up with the younger, Katherine, but upon his fall it seems Anne got the girl transferred to the care of Agnes Tilney, who then married her to William, so Anne was responsible for his first marriage.
(Not that it prevented Katherine Broughton from acting, as Ives puts it, as 'ringleader', in a demo for Mary six years later, and getting herself locked up in the Tower as a result, but there you go.)
Given the amount of important roles he enjoyed during Anne's queenship, all whilst barely out of his teens, she must have liked him:
• 1531: Ambassador to Scotland.
• 1532: Travelled to Calais with Anne to meet Francis.
• 1533: Served as Earl Marshal during Anne's coronation, in place of Norfolk.
• 1533: Held the canopy at Elizabeth's christening.
• 1535: Visited Scotland to award the Order of the Garter to James.
• 1536: Went again to Scotland to arrange a meeting between Henry and James.
Besides, Chapuys said of him:
'People are astonished at the despatch of so stupid and indiscreet a man.'
So he had to be Anne's friend.
Once he hears of her arrest, William curses it as 'heavy news', demanding to know the truth from Cromwell and resenting all the Scottish clergy as 'capital enemies' for rejoicing in her fall.
Mainly I'm mentioning him to discuss his own character, and where his evident loyalty to other family might give us a further suggestion of his relationship to Anne, and how he kept to that sense of honour even when it led him into dangerous territory.
Consider, for example, how he named his son Charles after his brother, and called his daughter Douglas in honour Margaret Douglas, Charles's wife, thus commemorating their doomed romance.
You'd also be surprised how often he turns up in Young and Damned and Fair, as he appears to have been Katherine's closest uncle, for all that she's usually connected to Norfolk.
Indeed, so deep was he in it Agnes had to be advised not to warn him off coming home, meaning he arrived from France and found himself immediately clapped in the Tower, whereupon he craftily claimed all his best plate was washed overboard so Henry couldn't get at it, which worked.
Later, his connection with Henry Howard ensured he missed out on being Admiral, and when he did get it, Mary took it off him to punish his partiality to Elizabeth.
There's a section here detailing his bond with Elizabeth, where he's credited with saving her life, if you ignore the obvious errors:
I especially like the idea everyone feared William would kidnap Philip!
However, there's a very odd paragraph in his son's Wiki page:
'In 1552, he was sent to France to become well-educated in the French language, but was soon brought back to England at the request of his father because of questionable or unexpected treatment.'
Am I mad or does this imply Charles Howard endured sexual abuse in his teens?
Were it only poor lodgings or sub-standard teaching, he could've moved elsewhere.
Were it excessive beating, you'd expect it to be made plain, not using all this cagey, obfuscating language.
But the thought did lead me to ponder their father-son bond, where Charles, whatever shame he suffered, knew he was loved enough that writing to his father would make it stop.
And William, reading it, rescued him immediately, proving the boy right.
This is a mere fancy of mine, but when it's just after Elizabeth's ordeal, whom he obviously cared so much about, and knowing she could easily have died like Katherine, which happened in part because he never stopped Dereham, one wonders if his moral failing then pushed him to protect Charles and Elizabeth later.
Thomas Howard, 1st Viscount Howard of Bindon
I'm hard-pressed to unearth much information on this lad, but everyone leaves him out so I won't.
There's gotta be some reason Elizabeth ennobled him, and so early on (in 1559) before he'd had the chance to serve her.
It can't just be she looked round the court, noticed he was the last of Norfolk's children, and awarded him for that.
I wish we knew more about Elizabeth's childhood, as in who she met and associated with at court, because you can be certain she met the Howards then.
I also want to add a little about his eldest son, the 2nd Viscount, who was...odd, to say the least:
• Being a pirate;
• Dressing as a tramp;
• Beating everyone including his wife.
This gave me the the idea that perhaps his and Norfolk's reputation had somehow been rolled up together over the centuries, where this Henry Howard, although unknown today, was probably infamous in his time, and maybe his behaviour in a sense lended credibility to the accusations of spousal abuse against Norfolk, where people felt Henry 'got it from somewhere'.
When Elizabeth learnt what he was up to, she sent Hercules Meautys (what a name) to rescue his sister, and took Frances in, with her husband dubbing her 'a filthy and porky whore', which was rich coming from him.
And his other son, the 3rd Viscount, killed his own father-in-law and had a long-running feud with Walter Raleigh.
He also spent years trying to have his brother's granddaughter Ambrosia declared a bastard to grab all her land, so Elizabeth locked him up!
Henry Howard, Earl of Surrey
Anne found Surrey a wife and took him with her to France, where he and FitzRoy remained as honoured guests until the next autumn.
He was then obliged to serve as Earl Marshal as Anne and George were sentenced to death.
Four years later, according to Gareth Russell, Surrey not only watched Cromwell's execution, but gloated about it afterwards:
'Henry Howard, Earl of Surrey, stood at the forefront of the crowd and watched the scene without pity. He was missing his cousin's wedding to be here to see his family's bête noire finished off.
Later that day, he could not conceal his good mood. It felt to him like a settling of scores:
"Now is the false churl dead, so ambitious of others' blood."'
What does this mean?
Who's blood has Cromwell lusted after?
Who did he kill four years ago?
Surrey can't be referring to himself when Cromwell had actually protected him from punishment not long before, which in itself suggests a few interesting things:
• Cromwell was not yet aware of just how much the Howards despised him, as in, up til then his relationship with them was at least civil, cordial even, so the old line about Norfolk begrudging the 'new men' just because they're new men doesn't quite wash.
• This would've the perfect opportunity to bring down a mighty rival, but instead Cromwell felt bizarrely generous and intervened on Surrey's behalf, meaning he saw no harm in preserving the family, and instead thought it useful to get them on side.
• Why does he feel the need to favour the family?
Has he done something to antagonise them?
• The Howards are collectively putting on an Oscar-worthy acting routine of feigned friendliness, or at least indifference to said actions, so Cromwell, whilst he might suspect he's given slight offence, assumes it'll soon be forgotten if he pats them on the head here and there.
• Except whatever Cromwell did, saving Surrey wasn't enough to warrant forgiveness.
And let's examine this quote in detail:
Surrey is at 'the forefront' of spectators, keen to behold Cromwell dying in all its gory brutality, besides opting to watch such a horrendous deed over attending Katherine's wedding.
Instead of a happy celebration of his family's success, something he could've easily enjoyed in the knowledge of Cromwell being dealt with out of the way, he insisted on serving as a witness, as if it wouldn't be over until he'd seen it done, almost to be sure that it had.
For this would 'settle the score', shedding his blood in payback for... what exactly?
Thetford Priory?
Is that all?
Or for the blood Cromwell himself so coveted?
And even the sight of such suffering left Surrey unmoved, ridiculing the dead man not only as a 'churl', but a 'false' one.
False to whom?
'False' as in affecting loyalty to his Queen whilst working to bring her down?
Because is that extreme level of hatred really just supposed to be nothing deeper than empty class prejudice?
Usually, Cromwell's fractious history with the Howards is portrayed as Norfolk's one-man defamation campaign of all-encompassing lordly outrage verging on eye-popping insanity, except Surrey clearly loathed him too.
Perhaps from that we can conclude that Cromwell had become unpopular with the whole family, hence the 'bete noir' reference above.
When Surrey's resentment is remembered, it's conveniently boxed up and filed away as the same-old 'snobbery' of his father, which a very neat, uncomplicated excuse that prevents us looking into it properly.
I daresay Surrey was proud and class-conscious, but wouldn't everyone be like that, to a greater or lesser extent?
Why then is this 'haughtiness' only ever attributed to characters we're supposed to dislike, namely Anne, Norfolk, and occasionally George and Surrey, with the 'good' people somehow immune to such 'base' emotions?
Indeed, I'm starting to wonder how much real evidence there is for this common supposition of arrogance.
As if Surrey's known at all, it's for the manner of his death, namely he 'got himself killed' by 'stupidly' quartering the royal arms with his own, which, whilst a gross oversimplification, nevertheless defines him, where history views his character through this lens and reads his entire life backwards, as if there's no explanation for his behaviour other than he was just born to be a cocksure moron.
It plays upon modern bigotry against aristocrats, where they're all stuck-up, slow-witted inbreds fixated with the pecking order and archiac symbolism, keeping the honest worker down to prove they're better than everyone else, which is a laugh because they're all REALLY shallow, superfluous chuckleheads and deserve what they get.
Since the idea Surrey died for something so 'silly' as what badge went where slots so well into the stereotype, then it's cheapened his reputation overall.
Rather than being highly esteemed as a pioneer of English literature and the forerunner of Shakespeare, he's treated as nothing but a hot-headed toff tripped up by his own idiotic pretensions, with an end offered as a 'fitting' denouement, almost a lesson in morality; about where not 'knowing your place' or 'getting ideas above your station' leads... after vilifying Surrey and Norfolk for apparently demanding people know their place and not get ideas above their station.
Something hypocritical there.
There's also a reflexive judgementalism within this fandom and the lower end of publishing (i.e. novels and pop. history) where it's assumed if Anne or any of her family are executed, then even if they're technically innocent, they must've deserved it really, else 'the universe' wouldn't let it happen.
Therefore, known evidence is read with the most bad-faith interpretation, with any declared slip leapt upon and blown out of proportion, solely to prove their own bias correct.
You're right to think that, you are.
Hating them makes you A Good Person.
Again, this ONLY applies to Anne and her supporters, not her enemies.
No, no. They were martyrs to the Cause.
But I wouldn't say Surrey's usage of royal arms spoke to any pathological sense of superiority, certainly not to the extent it should define his memory.
Heraldry and ancestry is the lifeblood of nobility: everyone he knew fought for whatever their birth and court careers entitled them, so why shouldn't he?
Look at his sister protesting again and again and again for her rights as FitzRoy's widow: does this make her a 'snob' because she never gave up fighting?
In fact, dubbing Cromwell a 'churl' doesn't mean too much either.
The average person objects to someone because they're a thief, cheat, liar, etc. but calling them as much is a toothless insult, as they'd require a sense of honour to feel the sting.
And if they had that, they would've have committed the offence it in the first place.
So, you pick on something they probably are sensitive about, such as status or physical appearance, to get your own back.
Calling Henry VIII, for example, a fat bastard, doesn't mean you oppose him for having a weight problem, or that you dislike fat men generally.
It's that you're hitting 'below the belt' to inflict the worst punishment you can.
Oh yeah, it's petty, but the aggrieved often are.
Surrey's real crime, if we deem it one, was apparently rash language of what vengeance he'd wreak on his foes once the King was gone, meaning the Seymours.
So is it mere coincidence that the main targets of this infamous 'snobbery' are those who caused or benefited from Anne's fall?
Are we to believe his only complaint, right down to twice vetoing Mary Howard's marriage, is nothing better than looking down his nose at humble Seymour origins, for they've done nothing whatsoever to draw his ire?
For all the time I've been reading history, the way the court of 1536 splits between the Boleyns and those pushing Jane Seymour, and then, once the Boleyns are wiped out, it greatest rivalry becomes Howard versus Seymour, one lasting for the remainder of Henry's reign, has always struck me as both telling and appropriate.
The idea the Howards took over hating the Seymours because of their slain family is to me to most obvious explanation; the driving force pushing the enmity beyond a decade, and blaming it all on snooty la-di-da attitudes baffles me.
It's so pat and offhand, as if it was thrown into historical research centuries ago and never questioned, passed down to us as unassailable received wisdom, rendered true from repetition, as no one likes Surrey or Norfolk enough to bother reassessing their motivations.
But could such prolonged open hostility run on no greater impulse than keeping the gentry in check?
Is THAT all?
And do note how leading this narrative is, where, if we accept the Howards despised the Seymours as upstarts, then the fault for all bad blood is immediately shoved onto them and them alone, when those poor Seymour lads, rosy-cheeked and pure of heart, are just doing their best in life, working hard and loving everyone.
But oh! Those nasty Howards bullies are So Mean!
Not once is it reversed, proposing that the Seymours envied the Howards' breeding and birth, vowing to bring them down out of spite.
Instead they're absolved of all guilt in the conflict and justified in everything they do as a self-defence measure, even when they brought about Surrey's death and tried it on ten years previously.
So why on earth should he like them?
How I wish this painting still existed.
Starkey describes Henry Howard thus:
'Surrey inherited all Buckingham's grand pride in blood and aristocracy, and all his determination that noblemen should once more come into their own.
Perhaps it was from his mother's side too that he got his most dangerous trait: a rashness and a violence that bordered on madness.
Add to all this an intelligence that was both penetrating and fast and the result was one of the most remarkable men of the age.'
And yet I don't know of any aggressive outbursts prior to 1536, being then known for 'soberness and good learning'.
We tend to class poets of later eras as on the sensitive side, so far from being 'always like that', it may well be that the deaths of George, Anne, FitzRoy and putting down the Pilgrimage of Grace knocked him off the rails, a process then driven beyond all remedy by watching Katherine die and the suicidal shame he endured over his military failures.
Although I do like the sound of him as the hero of High Fantasy.
Whilst I'm here, let's look at this very awkward scenario of Surrey attending the triple Neville wedding, being the children of his mother's intended and her sister.
Considering how desperate so many are to clear Henry VIII of Anne's death, protesting how he Genuinely Believed and that makes it alright then, he's cheerful enough fannying about as a Turk less than two months later.
Finally, writing this I read several of Surrey's poems, and must include this truly endearing piece commemorating his wife's love for him:
Such a poet, and still no one credits him with any tender emotions.
Anyway, don't mind me but I've hit the picture limit.
I'm not sure when Part Two will be done, but I'll let you know, come the time.
#Henry Howard#Catherine Howard Countess of Bridgewater#William Howard#Thomas Howard 1st Viscount Howard of Bindon#Anne Boleyn#Elizabeth I#Henry Howard 2nd Viscount Howard of Bindon#Thomas Howard 3rd Viscount Howard of Bindon#Frances Meautys#Rhys ap Gruffyd#Thomas Cromwell#Young and Damned and Fair#Gareth Russell#The Life and Death of Anne Boleyn#Eric Ives#David Starkey#Quotes
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whats wrong with him
#look a talking muffin#ok to be fair if i was a young boy and my adult brother gave me a bullet that was dug out of his back. i would think it was cool too#philip is also sweet damn it what is it with the side characters in these books that just get to me??#aubreyad
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Parents will treat you like expensive vermin that theyre keeping around due to being mercyful but the moment you wanna kill yourself it's suddenly bad
#NOBODY!!! WANTS!!!ME!!!!!#my mother thinks im soulless or something and always want to hurt them#my stepfather and i hate each other thats fair i hate him too#my grandmother lied that her and her partner are attending a funeral in a different town on my graduation day#(my mother called the cemetary. there were no funerals that day)#my father and his girlfriend claim to want me around but theyve got a baby now and lmao he didnt want me as a kid either#and they were like. noo sorry cant come to your graduation we'll be out selling karate merch at an event#mfers are doing this self employed. like damn who is going to fire you of youre not both there..........#i just moved out from the dorm im still going back for exams but after that i'll no longer live there#i'll probably drift apart with the roommates i had for 3 years sooner or later. i feel like i cant prevent that#maybe just my abandonment issues though#then theres the guy who just started introducting me to his family as his gf. i love him but i cannot rely on this guy with my emotions#not because of him but because im not throwing my baggage at people out of nowhere like it's a basketball it's a cruel thing to do#thats everyone in my life rn i have two other friends but theyve been out of the picture for about half a year due doing young adult stuff#tw suicide joke
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the thing about the michael bay skibidi movie is it's gonna be such a huge fucking flop gkfjfkd
#like. teens won't want to see it because they know hollywood+memes=''how do you do fellow kids'' disaster#adults won't know what the fuck it's about and be weirded out by the concept#the most likely audience is going to be very young kids lacking the knowledge to foresee that hollywood will ruin their funny gmod youtubes#AND that demographic is going to severely overlap with the aforementioned weirded out adults one#who are most likely going to tell their kids ''i'm not taking you to see a toilet movie''#also they're going to have to change the appearance of the characters because y'know. valve owns g-man & all#and i'm betting they won't give away the rights to using their character's likeness on a head coming out of a toilet#it being a youtube series is one thing. that's fair use. but being a commercial product And franchise? different story#also IT'S A SILENT THING. THERE IS NO DIALOGUE. HOW IS THAT GONNA BE A MOVIE -AND- A SERIES????#no dialogue movies are a thing but ooooh i know michael bay is Not gonna make one#there's gonna be explosions and witty one-liners and cliché ''we have to stop these damn toilets...'' dialogue#also the song ? are they gonna get the rights to the damn fucking song ?#how is it gonna be skibidi toilet without the music that says skibidi#in any case. hey#michael. dipshit. there's already a skibidi toilet series. it's called skibidi toilet. it's free on youtube.
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bro i swear ara might be one of my Favorite characters she makes me so sad but i also like girly get a grip 😭 i love the way u write everbody especially sokka because hes so different but still has his yk quirks and tbh when ppl write him romantically they kinda leave it out
heres ara cuz i am this 🤏🏻 Close to just giving her a playlist since shes so ..woman. yk what i mean??
anyway i kinda Imagine her cut to be simliar to zuko and very uneven cuz bro Zhao will not acutally give a fuck to at least make it nice
this is just a fall from grace even tho its Basically the best thing right now since shes away from all that crazy shit
OMG ITS THE GIRL! The one & only Ara!!! I love how you did a before and after, girl thought she had her shit handled! Only to have her shit handed to her. She has serious sad girl energy but you’re so right she needs to handle it haha.
Thank you so much for this I am squealing with joy you’re amazing!!!
#omg if you make ara a playlist PLEASE share with me#I have some Ara songs too that every time I hear them I’m just like damn it girl get it together#ara made a mess and then made a bigger mess by trying to cover it up#she’s actually a deeply self centered person who has been conditioned from a young age to use and abuse#she doesn’t realize how much damage she is doing by pretty much stalking sokka haha#it’s easy for me to be like come on ara get up and get it together because I’m not experiencing what she’s dealing with because I think#at this point in the story she is seriously at the lowest#girls got NOTHING#I mean some ‘friends’ who she refuses to be friendly with & occasionally sokka yells at her#it’s funny you mention her hair looking like zuko because in all fairness she does look a lot like zuko haha#probably while zhao picked her out ha#let’s not dig too deeply into that lol#tis a whole can of worms#but seriously my jet loving mutual this is amazing#your style is so cool I love it#thanks for taking the time to draw our sad girl#we gotta dilf chapter next chapter then we’ll check back in with the girls.#aka azula & squad#suki & Katara (it’s about time out fire bender got a check up to see if he’s cleared for training)#gosh I love putting Katara and zuko in a room because it always leads to shouting#anywayyy you’re amazing thank you#jet-apologistmybadhomies#liab#ITF#fanfic art
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leon is growing out of harnesses and collars faster than i can buy them. i support him and his need to become the biggest boy but i also want to make him a nice leather harness . i just can't until he slows down a little.
#might just make it at a size i Think he should fit as a semi adult#boy is gonna need an L soon like damn calm down young man#collies have really deep chests to be fair#his head is so silly and long and small i got him a whippet muzzle for training gfyjjjfjk
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there's something so real about having read up on a specific period of history enough that you're starting to get your own niche faves. you read or watch anything about tudor england and have that bright blorbo-like moment of 'awww look it's my good good friend french-speaking ambassador to england from the holy roman empire eustace chapuys! <3' recognition
#he's here to write catty letters call anne boleyn vile things and complain about the british climate! <3<3<3#I take it his correspondence is a really important source because homeboy pops up everywhere#I suppose it's stretching it a bit to call him niche considering that but I just find him so fucking funny. so much work and so little done#read 'young damned and fair' earlier this year and I think that's where it really settled in haha. he's just such a lil guy (historical)#I think the author of that book also has a place in his heart for him he's only comes up briefly but he's so clearly sketched out#he and cromwell were neighbours and apparently kind of friends. imagine.
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As well as the voice work for which he's probably best known, David Graham also made fairly regular onscreen performances in all manner of old TV, particularly in the first half of his career.
Also, a lesser known role of his - and one seen by millions of people - was as the face (and voice, of course) of Big Brother in Apple Macintosh's iconic 1984 advertisement;
#david graham#rip#the saint#the avengers#doctor who#crossroads to crime#1984#that ad is a part of pop culture history; I'm guessing a fair amount of tumblr's userbase is too young to know about it‚ hell i wasn't born#in 1984‚ but the ripples of that ad were still being felt when i was young. not perhaps the first major Event ad (I'd Like to Buy the#World a Coke predates it by more than a decade) but this was still unproven ground in terms of scope (the budget was nearly a million#dollars‚ it was directed by Ridley damn Scott‚ it was a one minute ad during Superbowl xviii‚ the most expensive commercial airtime#available) and in presentation (the high concept; the fact that the ad was shown nationally just once and never repeated‚ adding to its#mystique). there's some debate about exactly how much it cost‚ actually‚ but that money wasn't being seen by the actors involved#(Graham probably made $25 a day for his work on one of the most famous commercials of all time)#variously considered a groundbreaking move towards highbrow advertising or the most soulless‚ faux intellectual example of insidious#capitalism in action; regardless it was a Real Moment and i doubt many people realise David was the face of it
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New rule for Tudor historians: keep Katherine Howard's name out of your fucking mouth unless you're willing to acknowledge the fact that she was sexually abused as a minor by men with authority over her
#she was max 19 when she was executed so why do so few biographers mention that she was barely pubescent when her music teacher molested her#and she literally said dereham raped her so fuuuuuuuck you if you dismiss that#katherine howard#catherine howard#tudor history#also fuck young and damned and fair specifically
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Tripitaka constantly asking for food, especially in the earlier chapters, reminds me that he was possibly about 18-20 at the beginning of the journey.
A little beyond the true bottomless pit stage, sure, but maybe not quite outside it yet.
#jttw personal#food tw#this on top of being a relatively sheltered temple monk suddenly on an international cross-country trip#on horseback!#that his body was in no way prepared for. absolutely SHOCKED at his new calorie requirements.#someone teach tripitaka to forage so he can graze en route#I don't care if manual labor makes him squeamish#shove some self-sufficiency down his throat for his own good#he's not eating enough#all that constant traveling and he's consuming like. a single bowl of rice one day. a couple peaches the next.#swk who's subsisted on inedible metals for 500 years and doesn't actually NEED to eat or drink to survive: that's probably enough right?#just think of monkey king trying to keep a whole teenager fed though like damn rip buddy#(disclaimer: obviously tripitaka is FINE and - like the toilet - we are probably not meant to think about how bodily needs are being met-)#(-unless it's plot relevant. Counterpoint: I find this funny.)#(Give Sun Wukong A Raise Agenda)#(Tripitaka Learn To Feed Yourself Agenda)#(Your Diet Is ATROCIOUS (in true university-aged young adult fashion. to be fair.) But That Doesn't Mean It SHOULD Be)#(No Making Your Disciples Do All The Work For You Doesn't Count)#(Get Back Here And Be A Good Example To Your Students Young Man)
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munchy rarely stream together that’s how you know they’re actually friends
LAWL like right after face reveal when ppl would call the dteam house a content house like bruh we’ve had three (?) irl streams that’s not a content house that’s a content home
#cq.asks#in all fairness to the brighton crew (😵💫)#i think they r all fairly close#and a lot of their flaws r from being way too young to get thrown into the content creator shit#but also. damn is there a lot of drama over there that gets hidden by their fans 😭
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Back in the first few years of the 2000's, there weren't many visible queers to look up to and so we went hard for the ones we had and it fostered my need to support queer artists for the following generations ever since. For a pair of closeted baby gays in high school, hearing wlw openly singing about it was a form of liberation we didn't have anywhere else at the time. That show in 2003 was one of the first places we timidly let our true rainbow spirits fly and Indigo Girls music will always hold a place in my heart as part of my coming of age soundtrack in the LGBT+ world. They spoke last night about their appearances being cancelled by parents at schools in the 90's because they were out, how students protested against it that they still see at shows even now, and how it feels like we are quickly sliding back into those times today. My high school girlfriend and I helped to establish the first LGBT club at my high school that still exists today and it breaks my heart to think about the way we were treated back then for being a part of that group happening to the teenagers there today when it feels like we had grown so much as a society even in my short lifetime.
There are still challenges, but our strength and visibilty feels more powerful now than it did back then. I was so excited to go back and see them the last two nights after 21 years and feel the empowerment of a determined teenager again. Continue to wear your rainbows and be visible and proud for those who need it. Support each other, take care of each other. Let's not allow history to repeat itself.
#amy ray was one of my OG butch lesbian crushes#i was so nostalgic that i texted my high school ex last night#hahahaha#we were soulmates that just found each other when we were too young#and didn't have the tools or maturity levels to survive all the challenges that come with a heavily closeted relationship#not making that work out is one of my biggest regrets in life#damn im over here really going through it huh#oh well#its just another piece of jaerie lore#hahahahaha#i was ALMOST a lilith fair level lesbian back then#almost#makes me want to post pix bc at this point in my life i think its hilarious#hahahahahahahaha#what a time to be alive
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So apparently my boss has a son the exact same age as me- on the one hand it is a little patronizing to be called ‘baby’ and ‘sweetie’ when I’m a fully grown adult woman, on the other hand I’m benefiting from that second hand nepotism, and have a kind maternal figure checking in with me and telling me how good I’m doing and asking about my dreams for the future
#to be fair#being young in a teaching position is like 90% the older teachers realizing that you are young enough to have been one of their students#the older librarian found out that I was only 20 and I was out sick with Covid a few weeks ago#and she looked at me with all the southern love in her eyes and said ‘oh bless your heart baby!’#bc I told her I was living away from my mom#it is a bit frustrating bc I’m a damn good para but w/ ever#I’ll take the MTELS this summer and be a teacher lol#actually…#I’m taking my TOEFL tomorrow so wish me luck
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Can't decide. Hiruzen would treat you right in bed and cuddle and I bet that fucker kisses your forehead after proper wreckage. Danzo is sexy in a "bottom with issues" kind of way, there is probably some pleasure in wrecking him senseless. Homura is "sub without issues", on that note, same thing different thing. Koharu makes me scared. Kagami also makes me scared but he's more covert and it's less about physicality (oh she could stab me) but more psychical about this (he can manipulate and mindrape me). Torifu probs has best aftercare game. How am I supposed to decide.
yeeessssssssss thank you for sharing ur thoughts 💖 i feel you anon, these are all solid points.
i was for a moment like "hmmm idk if i'd say Homura's 'without issues' exactly" ...but in terms of their respective sexual presences, yeah that's accurate — Homura's like an extreme internalizer so everything's pretty well-contained, whereas Danzō's an *externalizer*, and i think his issues are kind of the star of the show in his sexual scenes XD but that's part of what makes him so fun
#to be fair re: Danzō's issues + their bedroom manifestations#i think this probably looked a lot different with him as a young adult vs. later ages#namely in that it's less blindingly overt over time#(#not AT ALL to say he's got less issues later (he hasn't properly resolved any AND he's picked up some new ones)#but he's gained a measure of confidence over the years#and being the politician he is means he's had to get much better at internalizing + leveled his composure stat WAY up#so it's a much subtler flavor#)#but i'm primarily lookin at that young-adulthood era for these comparisons. mainly bc that's when last everyone was alive (r.i.p. Kagami)#damn that's only 2/6 i've even started on and i STILL feel like i've got more to say on these two#i think i'm probably going to have to write a long essay if i want to get into my full fuckability analysis for everyone#ask#shimura danzō#mitokado homura#sarutobi hiruzen#utatane koharu#uchiha kagami#akimichi torifu
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Milestone achieved: fell asleep at my desk
#i havent done that since i was a very very young kid but i just did! twice#to be fair i havent slept at all last night and have been struggling because I'm getting tests done at the hospital that dont allow me to#take some of my usual medications#but yeah i was doing pretty okay with staying awake and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks and next thing i know chin is against my#chest and my neck is so bent even shrimp would be jealous#i didn't sleep very long either time (it was twice in a row) but i'm honestly amazed I COULD#like I was sitting in my chair with one leg bent underneath me and the other resting sideways on a footstool with both damn hands on mouse#and keyboard and i was just out#so i'm about to climb into bed and cuddle my cat for .2 seconds before i pass out and hopefully tonight i CAN sleep#at least it's a lot less cool tonight than it was last night which was part of why i couldn’t sleep#anyway can definitely tell by experiences that I'm getting older lmao i never slept in my life anywhere that wasn't a bed or mattress except#a couch a very small number of times and then sometimes in cars#falling asleep like this?? truly unheard of#my post
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