#You'd be pretty good at it

[iloveacronix]

One down, another to go

@maydayissleepy MAYDAYYY MAYDAYYY HI I LOVE YOUR ACRONIX DESIGN SM BYEEEE

[bacchuschucklefuck]

typical tavern scene

[sexhaver]

i haven't bragged about the comical volume of weed i smoke/have smoked on here since my frat days but i keep seeing this specific gummy getting referenced as if it would make you see the shadow realm or give you synesthesia or something similarly dramatic, and, like, i have literally eaten more weed than this in one sitting, my plug sold me a bottle of "sizzurp" with 5g of thc in it, and i drank the entire thing at once because i was curious. you know what happened? i had the best fucking sleep of my life and woke up parched. that's all this will do to you if you eat it all at once. you won't get visuals, you won't be able to speak to your ancestors, you're going to spend approximately 45 minutes feeling stupider than you've ever felt and then timeskip to waking up disoriented on your couch 12 hours later. you don't even dream

[aroaceleovaldez]

Thalia's color is ultramarine, Jason's color is cyan, Percy's is teal, Bianca's is green, Nico's is olive, and Hazel's is gold.

The big 3 kids make a color gradient in order (Zeus [sky] > Poseidon [ocean] > Hades [underground]) hope this helps

[queerslurheritageposts]

Is there a bisexual slur I can start reclaiming I’m a he/him if that helps

may i interest you in faggot

[mattodore]

birthday boy with his birthday toy

[padmesbox]

Hangman Page birthday week → Day seven:

Happy birthday to my favorite wrestler teacher 🎉

Not taking bullshit boomer, condescending advice from nobody but giving evergreen advice that can only come from a millennial [former] teacher:

"Have a plan B [...] I think a lot of people would say like, if you have a plan B, you know, 'you can't give all to plan A, so you're gonna fail at plan A, anyway'. That's not true, I was a high school teacher and I did this, and I'm the effin' World Champion, and at one time I was a high school teacher to make it through this, I had a plan B and I don't need it anymore... have a plan B, life is much more important than, you know, what career you want to follow or what, you know, oh you want people to say about your accomplishments [...] life is much more important than that and you will need to make money to survive, so always have a plan B. That's like, what I feel, people don't press that upon people enough in telling you to chase your dreams —you absolutely, absolutely should— but to also know like you have to reckon with the fact that you probably, statistically will not make much money at this, if any. You have to know that, and you have to be okay with that [...] if you don't reckon with that like, reality, you're setting yourself up for heartbreak one way or the other"

[beaft]

relatedly, ofmd is probably the quickest i've ever gone from "this show is fun and i like it" to "dear God i have to get out of here"

[badnewswhatsleft]

TONIGHT LITTLE DARLIN'

[avoicebehindthestars]

Sometimes I feel like I'm in "Being John Malkovitch".

I mean, "right, I finished reading about rockstar Crowley and headmaster Aziraphale, so while I'm waiting to see what Crowley's going to do with the Aziraphale-coded cat, how figure skaters Crowley and Aziraphale are going to react to having to share the ice rink, and where the night heat is going to take the lighthouse keeper Crowley and the ornitologist Aziraphale, I can find out what the time-travelling Crowley is up to with his angel. And after that, I'm going to get back to the hungover Crowley and Aziraphale in the California wine country, and when I finish that one (probably with some breaks for the time-travellers and maybe the astronomers), perhaps I could look for 19th century ghosts with the demon Crowley and angel Aziraphale :D"

See what I'm talking about?

[braceletofteeth]

Strangers From Hell Incorrect Quotes [13/?]

insp.

[kradogsrats]

anyway completely unsubstantiated (except that in both the TTRPG and the video game, dark mage characters can straight-up instakill themselves by doing too much dark magic too quickly) headcanon that somewhere between 1 in 8 and 1 in 10 dark mage hopefuls die before completing apprenticeship, but the most dangerous time is actually immediately after that, where 75% survive the first year on their own and only 50% the first five years... without someone to rein them in, they overextend and spiral into corruption burnout

some mages try to beat this grim numbers game by training two apprentices at once, but it actually still evens out because it's about 50-50 on whether they both die, given that nothing feeds both arrogance and desperation like competition

[throesofincreasingwonder]

Also hi yes I know I'm a day late but can we talk about how Mariah finally achieved her goal but is now finding her success empty without love? And how Toni was willing to let Mariah kill her because she knew how empty the championship would be without love? Mariah who scorned Toni for her weakness now feeling strangely unfulfilled for some unknown reason (love)?

[uncanny-tranny]

The funniest thing is being familiar with certain surgeons who do trans surgeries because you'll just hear "Oh, I went to this surgeon," and they're like the fifth person to say that that month

[sskk-manifesto]

Wow I sure love being psychologically tortured by an anime

[scootersscooter]

Idk guys Mighty Med was just such a good show. The characters were incredibly well rounded and had a lot of personality. The show had incredible relationships between the characters, especially when it came to Kaz and Oliver's friendship (and dare I even say the budding romantic relationship between Oliver and Skylar). The world building was great and easily lent itself toward both serious and goofy situations. The plot had lots of twists and turns that never felt like too much. I feel that it's very overlooked, especially when competing with Lab Rats, but I think that Mighty Med does a lot better with less time while managing to have better characterization and character development than Lab Rats could ever dream of having. Go watch Mighty Med guys. Please <3.