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kingofcards · 7 months ago

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Seifer hates the Trepies.

He doesn't care if people hang up pictures of Quistis from magazines and newspaper interviews, or frame her TT card.

What he does care about is shit like this, where she's penned in by a bunch of her little fanclub members, who are both dumb as rocks, and lack any skill at flirting to begin with.

If you're gonna hit on someone like Quistis Trepe, you'd better have the ability to follow through.

She's very patient. (She puts up with too much shit, in his opinion; Quis ought to just laser eye the whole lot of them.)

He can't endure watching this anymore.

"You want me to toss 'em over the balcony?" he inquires, coming up on the small herd near-silently, relishing in the shrieks of surprise from at least half the group. "Or just wholesale murder them?"

-reveromantique

@reveromantique | You'd Murder for Me? |

Quistis can't help the snort as half the group around her shrieks. She rolls her eyes, unsure if it's at them or at Seifer. "If it's wholesale murder, would I have to pay you?"

She's in a mood today, sue her. The balcony isn't good enough for half the pickup lines she just endured, it needs to be worse. She can't ACTUALLY condone murder, but perhaps her thinking about it will make them all reconsider. Or, they could be like Seifer, and think it's a turn-on, who knows?

#reveromantique #You'd Murder for Me?#FF8 #RP #Instructor #Quistis Trepe #Seifer Almasy #(Man... I shoulda been going through these before. So many golden opportunities. lol)

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azadrithaanatheme · 11 days ago

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June 25th is Yuri Day, apparently. Decided to celebrate by doodling some Signalis yuri.

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#moving so very far from my usual queer robot stomping grounds I know XD #even if it is just doodles I'm kinda shocked it took me this long to actually draw signalis fanart #I've been a fan of signalis longer than I've been a fan of murder drones #and I'd say both have contributed about equally to my perpetual state of Being Very Normal About Robots #not that you'd know based on how I post XD #signalis #signalis fanart #lstr 512 #elster signalis #ariane yeong #signalis ariane #lesbian #yuri #aza doodles

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tcustodisart · 19 days ago

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Legendary action: Murder Call

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #connecticut tav #oc:faust #idk what possessed me #i just sat down after work and bam #fun fact: if he was a companion and you'd visit his family with him #you'd be able to summon a murder of crows during the final battle #bg3 tav #oc

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zecoritheweirdone · 1 year ago

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wanna preface this by saying that i am. So normal. anyway i just spent the last week redrawing scenes from mystery skulls animated but as that hermitcraft au i posted about a couple times. you guys should watch msa it is. so so good.

#my art #hermitcraft #mystery skulls animated #geminitay #geminitay fanart #ethoslab #ethoslab fanart #falsesymmetry #falsesymmetry fanart #ignore the fact that etho's hair changes literally every drawing #poses + expressions are traced a bit; and backgrounds aren't mine(well; except for the second one; which you can prolly tell;; sksnsks)#and also (with the help of sap bc i'm bad at color theory) edited the truck bg colors a bit #but even so;; i am!! very very happy with how these turned out #mystery skulls animated spoilers #<- honestly that's mainly for the murder mystery one #granted anyone who hasn't seen the future at this point prolly won't have that tag filtered #etho's murder mystery form(no i don't have a name for it)'s collar tag is a mix between a mable leaf and a vex!#cuz reverb is cub in this au #hence all the blue and stuff;; skdhkdnkd #you'd think that last pic would have been the hardest for me to draw; with how complicated etho's design is #but surprisingly; it doesn't even place top three in terms of how long it took to draw #no; instead it was that Fucking. Truck.#WHY did that take me eight and a half hours #the second longest was only five!!!#the others barely even top 4!#also #WHY are the deadbeats(which are mini tillies here) so deceptively hard to draw #every time i struggle with them orz #anyway. images 3; 6; 7; and 8 are my favs <3 #if false and/or pearl see this. o/ hoi

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umbrace-rambles · 26 days ago

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TBHX Top 10 Character Info

Actually let me just do a text version of the whole thing so I can easily edit it w more info in the future <3

As of Year 41 after Commission (Lin Ling's arc)

01. X

Real Name: ???

Age: ???

Birthdate: 6th of June (???)

Sign: Gemini

Height: 190cm [6'3"]

Weight: 75kg [165 lbs]

Blood Type: 0

Agency: None

Hobbies, interests and special skills: Gathering information, sweets (strawberry milk, carbonated drinks), piano, magic

Abilities: ???

02. QUEEN

Real Name: Liu Yuwei

Age: 27

Birthdate: 18th of October (14AC)

Sign: Libra

Height: 180cm [5'11"]

Weight: 62,5kg [137 lbs]

Blood Type: 0

Agency: DOS

Hobbies, interests and special skills: Heavy metal, horse riding.

Abilities: Can set any rules of her control within a boundary, everything inside of this boundary has to obey her.

03. DRAGON BOY

Real Name: ???

Age: 23

Birthdate: 14th of February (18AC)

Sign: Aquarius

Height: 178cm [5'10"]

Weight: 69kg [152 lbs]

Blood Type: B

Agency: Mighty Glory

Hobbies, interests and special skills: Classical music, local volunteer activities.

Abilities: ???

04. GHOSTBLADE

Real Name: ???

Age: 41

Birthdate: 28th of August (0AC)

Sign: Virgo

Height: 180cm [5'11"]

Weight: 76kg [167 lbs]

Blood Type: AB

Agency: Mighty Glory

Hobbies, interests and special skills: Assassination, cooking, general housework.

Abilities: ???

05. THE JOHNNIES (Little Johnny)

Real Name: ???

Age: 28

Birthdate: 8th of August (13AC)

Sign: Leo

Height: 170cm [5'7"]

Weight: 60kg [132 lbs]

Blood Type: B

Agency: DOS

Hobbies, interests and special skills: The internet, latest technology, asset management (which he has repeatedly failed at)

Abilities: ???

06. LOLI

Real Name: ???

Age: 18

Birthdate: 1st of December (23AC)

Sign: Sagittarius

Height: 160cm [5'3"]

Weight: 45kg [99 lbs]

Blood Type: 0

Agency: FOMO

Hobbies, interests and special skills: Mechanical engineering, work, long distance running

Abilities: ???

07. LUCKY CYAN

Real Name: Renamed Cyan. Original unknown.

Age: 21

Birthdate: 24th of March (20AC)

Sign: Aries

Height: 166cm [5'5"]

Weight: 53kg [116 lbs]

Blood Type: B

Agency: DOS

Hobbies, interests and special skills: Singing, playing instruments (especially guitar)

Abilities: Has absolute luck and can transfer it to others.

08. AHU

Real Name: ??? (assuming same name)

Age: 13

Birthdate: 4th of April (28AC)

Sign: Taurus

Height: 30cm [12"]

Weight: 10kg [22 lbs]

Blood Type: -

Agency: FOMO

Hobbies, interests and special skills: Sunbathing, patrolling, cat food evaluation

Abilities: ???

09. E-SOUL

Real Name: Yang Cheng

Age: 27

Birthdate: 11th of November (14AC)

Sign: Scorpio

Height: 185cm [6'1"]

Weight: 80kg [176 lbs]

Blood Type: A

Agency: Mighty Glory

Hobbies, interests and special skills: Bicycling, stage performance

Abilities: Various skills such as super speed and the ability to release electricity, condense it and fire it like a bullet. Can inject it into objects

10. THE COMMONER

Real Name: Lin Ling

Age: 21

Birthdate: 22nd of May (20AC)

Sign: Gemini

Height: 180cm [5'11"]

Weight: 75kg [165 lbs]

Blood Type: A

Agency: Treeman

Hobbies, interests and special skills: Creating PPT presentations and planning ideas

Abilities: Can punch real good

--. NICE

Real Name: ???

Age: 25

Birthdate: 11th of July (16AC)

Sign: Cancer

Height: 180cm [5'11"]

Weight: 75kg [165 lbs]

Blood Type: 0

Agency: Treeman

Hobbies, interests and special skills: Real state and stock investments, redevelopment projects

Abilities: Has all the abilities people believe a "perfect hero" should have

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triglycercule · 6 months ago

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imagining this very funny totally amusing bit where dust (despite having a lot of pockets) makes horror carry a lighter for him (only because he can't be bothered to remember to bring one on him all the time) and horror keeps it in his head

but horror's a dick so everytime dust wants to smoke and he needs a light horror's always like "whats the password :3" (he actually said the emoticon i was the quotation marks) and dust has to guess. because horror changes it every time. and its never something predictable. and then he either just totally gives up on that cig or he has to forcefully dig into horror's head to get the lighter because horror's being a PRICK

now dust is shoulder deep into horror's eyesocket while horror is clawing and screaming and killer's just standing there behind them watching this unfold with that fuckass smile on his face (he can't get this type of entertainment anywhere else)

#bonus: this means that horror could theoretically breathe fire #like the world's shittiest magician!!!! he would need a shitton of fuel tho to get a big flame #peak mtt interactions i believe. knowledge of canon is only to make more ridiculous scenarios realistic #killer worlds best bystander to dust and horror's bullshit. he sees something he says NOTHING #erm well technically! the eye goop would get in the way of his vision so he actually doesn't see anything either! alright wrap it up pal #i COULD make this into a comic but i simply have larger priorities rn i cant (tweaking out over hw still)#horror if you were just less of a bitch maybe you wouldnt be in this situation #but it's the matter of the principle he says. dust has to guess the password he says. well who's complaining when dust is in your skull huh #this too counts as horrordust beefing. because you'd think that horror would just give the lighter to dust #but unfortunately this was posted by me (triglycercule) and i will have no such thing as bear horror on this account #dust would wear cargo shorts he would wear a cargo vest he'd have a belt with pockets he'd have secret shoe pockets he IS a pocket #why wouldnt dust just keep the lighter on him!!! CMON he's mellowed out since his dusttale days!! the human is dead so now he can be lazier #not lazy enough that he can couch rot for 3 weeks straight (he needs to stay SOMEWHAT active (force of habit))#but lazy enough where if he has a living purse then he will use said purse for its pursing purpose #horror's head doesnt even have enough space for dust to fit his arm in wtf. improper use of eye socket ahh 😭😭#tricule rant #killer sans #dust sans #horror sans #murder time trio #utmv #sans au #THEYRE SO SILLY MTT MY SILLY GOOFS!!!! a rare moment where they beef but it has nothing to do with their lore/backstories

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otomehonyaku · 1 year ago

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Diabolik Lovers More,Blood ☽ Yandere Ruki (Manservant Ending)

I was reminded of this scene a little while ago (thanks to @karleksmumskladdkaka, who is my daily Ruki content dealer tbh) and I'd like you all to indulge in yandere Ruki with me for a moment... the unhinged whispering fucking kills me every time dkfjdfkf

#look this man's voice is already fantastic to begin with but when he's YANDERE or ANGRY (or horny) holy moly #also it's actually kinda funny that he's a vampire and yet he murders everyone with a knife #let me know if you'd like me to post more of these little clips!#diabolik lovers #dialovers #diabolik lovers translation #diabolik lovers translations #diahell #otomehonyaku #my translations #mukami ruki #ruki mukami #diabolik lovers more blood #more blood

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shallowseeker · 2 months ago

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On another note, it is ASTOUNDING by the number of viewers who don't give Dean any leeway in the time immediately after his actual possession by Michael Theee AU archangel.

It's like ... did you forget about the wound of possession or is it only DEAN who should bounce back and be the paragon of patience and virtue afterwards?

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS SMOKING BECAUSE I WANT SOME

#i find takes that flatten behavior so hmmm #well if i'm honest i find them very short-sighted #and that's my charitable take #spn 14x03 #man who gives his body up to SAVE his brother and kid isn't being super nicies directly afterward the trauma of it oh no #for that matter EYE do give s8 sam leeway for his nervous breakdown bc coming off the heels of being a vessel soulless and wall shattering #AND i give cas leeway for not being super nicies to the boys immediately after being MURDERED by raphael #and ofc cas is paranoid after being murdered by the military regime and is wary of trusting and shamed burdening ppl with it context matter #not to mention losing dean bobby cas in one whack HELLO #BUT ANWYAY #THIS THING ABOVE IN PARTICULAR IS WHY SO MANY S14 takes are so dumb to me #as well as why i feel like SO many dean and jack takes just so devoid of context you'd think it was a horse with blinders on #spn 14x02 #spn 5x03

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finalfullmoon · 18 days ago

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@hermidetta asked: i have a special loaf of bread for you

※— WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU BROKE BREAD WITH SOMEONE? Julius had never been fond of food offerings, and as there were no Lopt Cultists around for him to rely on, he suspected the most reasonable answer would be this, would it not?

"...Ah." Closing his eyes gently, he pulled his lips into a half-moon smile. "My apologies, I do not think I can accept. I have no appetite."

There is no one to taste for poisons for me.

"Your consideration of me is..." He clasped his mouth shut for a moment, a wretched cough scratching at his throat. Holding up his hand to give pause to their conversation, he plucked a handkerchief from his pocket to cover his mouth.

COUGH. COUGH. COUGH.

"It's much appreciated."

Know your place.

#{ what an honor. maybe you'd like to break bread with me?#{ girl who wants to get accused of murder and sent to the abyss so badly. i wonder whose down there that's tempted you #{ time: 10 min 17 sec #hermidetta

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cowabummers · 3 months ago

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Can't stop thinking about @arthurianprompts idea of Puppet King Yvain. Had to rough out a throne concept. I'm gonna be thinking about this AU for a while...

#arthuriana #dude les #sir yvain #is it sketchy and messy? yes.#is it 3am? yes #but my brain wouldn't let me sleep until I put this guy through the horrors #plenty of thoughts about the dynamic here #stripping away your son's autonomy for a chance to regain what autonomy you lost under your brother's rule #what becomes of Morfydd? of Gawain? of Laudine and Lunete? of Urien?#the question of family and loyalty and who you'd die for. who you'd kill for. is the puppet with a sword a victim or a murderer?#and don't get me started on the animal symbolism...#damn.

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okjii · 1 year ago

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rip Aaron Minyard you would have loved House MD (he would have loved your murder indictment)

#rewatching house rn and like. its right there.#you'd be lying if you truly don't think House wouldn't hire Aaron simply to see if the murder charge was true. like he'd be ecstatic.#they wouldnt be besties but they'd be like. worsties.#like I get you but I fucking hate you and I would also never work with anyone else ever. yknow.#also Aaron being somewhat able to handle House cause he reminds him of Andrew LIKE CMON ITD BE GREAT #aaron minyard #all for the game #aftg #gregory house #dr. house #house md #don't mind me and my absurd crossover rambles

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joinmeinjoy · 10 months ago

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Very interesting to me that Abigail preferred Hannibal over Will, but Will had an emotional connection to her that Hannibal didn't - or at least not to the same extent.

I think maybe one day he could've found a stronger bond considering she had also killed and eaten people, but during the series she's really just a tool. Hannibal uses her to like... babytrap Will. And tbf it worked, Will didn't tell Jack what he knew when he discovered Abigail murdered that guy - if he was willing to cover for her, maybe eventually he'd cover for Hannibal too, the 3 of them too intrinsically tied for him to separate, I mean that's the trapping part. But she was just a means to an end, a relationship Hannibal nurtured for his own gain with Will....whereas Will really did view her as his daughter.

Very interesting to me...off-put by Will (especially towards the end of s1), but he had the most vested interest in her well-being out of the pair...

#Thinking abt in s2 when Will still thinks she's dead and asks Freddie not to write about her #And also in s3 when his subconscious takes the form of her #I'm not saying he would have been great or that he's the superior parent or that he's without flaw no no no #(although will graham IS without flaw <33)#But just that he did have a genuine affection for her that Hannibal didnt #Which makes it so much more intriguing that she was always going to Hannibal for things...#Which obviously a lot of that makes sense within the context of him knowing she killed that guy #And her knowing he helped get rid of the body #Like yeah ur both bound by secrets but even THAT was a ploy by Hannibal #But anyway of course you'd go to that person bc that automatically assigns a modicum of trust between you #But she did also just seem to enjoy his company #And listen Will can't be blamed for the end of s1 when he was freaking her out #His brain was literally being boiled in its own juices #He was Not Well #But he was trying #Anyway #Me attempting not to start every post with 'thinking about...'#Several of my drafts start like that and idk what to do #I'm a thinker!! I'm thinking!!#hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram #murder husbands #hannibal nbc

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theinfinitedivides · 1 month ago

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damn ok so hold on let me get this straight. if you claw your way up from being targeted by a shifty alliance to win in s1 then you're being fake and you have privilege bc you started in the living area. if you come into s2 having watched s1 therefore knowing how this works and the type of mind games you'll need to play (who you'll need to play it on *cough*) to win in s2 then you're a psychopath who needs to be locked away and you have privilege bc you *checks notes* cashed in your special reward that they said you could cash in any time you wanted. what the fuck

#the devil's plan #i'm starting to think y'all just don't like intelligence. bc lbr So Hee and Hyun Gyu were head to head if she hadn't hesitated it would #have been a stalemate. PD would have had to figure out what he's doing they'd be here for rounds #the fucking game is called the fucking Devil's Plan for a reason. Seok Jin won last season by beating the devil at his own game.#Hyun Gyu won this season by embodying the devil so well the devil got scared and let him collect that sweet sweet ₩380k #it's a fucking GAME. you'd think they murdered your firstborn child the way some netizens are going after both finalists in s2 #grow a spine. sit up. grown ass hard back adults on the internet losing their shit over folks who had the time of their lives on set pls #don't piss me the fuck off tonight there

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skrunksthatwunk · 5 months ago

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i finished kaiji pt 3 btw and they did not lie! the young master wants kaiji carnally

#'haha hey anyway kaiji you wanna go get dinner w me—' and the 'pay me back w your body' lines like. not subtle!!#like yeah okay sure he's talking about dismembering him but there's room for lust in that sentence and i found it wedged in there yk #fkmt #13 volumes in like three days? more likely than you'd think. anyway unrelated but im falling behind on my classwork #anyway byeah. i think kaiji should get to attack more people #update ive started pt 4 and the gamble is about to be explained but watching kaiji scream at kazuya about #humanity's true nature is so good. exact opposite beliefs + making kazuya a murderous wannabe author is a great choice #givin him that particular murderer w a manifesto funk is so choice. + kaiji Almost buying it bc of the betrayals he's wracking up like GUH #and the graveyard scene like we are so back?? there's such gravity to this one im very excited #boukai #i spose

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unwavering-devotion · 16 days ago

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ive only had renfield for almost a month. but if anything happened to him i would kill everyone in this asylum and then myself.

Quite extreme, isn't it?

Now, tell me, are you jesting or would you go through with it-?

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crowttore · 2 months ago

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i am here to loudly and proudly and publicly declare my crush on 📢 tumblr user screamingcrows 📢📢📢 auphie i am in love with you!!!! 📢📢📢📢 do u want to go on a museum date together! 📢📢📢 or we can go for a picnic by the water if that is more your thing!! 📢📢📢 anyways please call me at your earliest convenience! 📢📢📢 Okay!!! love you lots 📢📢📢📢📢

the coco + auphie date moodboard! I suggest we go to a museum and enjoy ourselves there (please be warned that I can't resist imitating sculptures >w<) and once we're so overwhelmed by all the sights, we can have a little picnic in a botanical garden! I've brought homemade treats and a small watercolour set so we can paint silly little flowers while we chat ^w^ Hope it's not an awful date! I wouldn't want to disappoint someone as lovely as you >///<

I'm probably going to be very awkward lmaooo

#asdjghsdkgj your ask made me smile so much - you're so cute !!!#i hope you're taking care!!#i'd actually *just* been to your page five minutes prior to getting this ask to check if i'd missed something because I was a bit worried #since you'd been silent since the conference and your askbox was closed >< so I was sooooooo happy to see you again <333 #I hope you've had time to relax a little!#screaming at the murder #part of the murder - coco

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