#You are all SOFT LITTLE BABIES!
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Modern recipe-people's over-reliance on stand mixers is really starting to annoy me. "Oh no! How could you possibly make bread dough without a stand mixer and a fancy dough hook attachment?!" "How can I be expected to cream butter and sugar without a stand mixer?!" Well, I don't know... MAYBE USE A SPOON LIKE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR HUNDREDS THOUSANDS OF YEARS?!!!
Look, I KNOW it's tiresome to mix stuff by hand, but you have GOT to stop assuming that every person has both the money and the space for fancy kitchen equipment, and you have GOT to stop acting like this equipment is NECESSARY to the process! It's NOT! You should AT LEAST acknowledge the low-tech, low-budget alternative instead of implying that it's "impossible" without a fancy appliance! How hard is it to say, "use your stand mixer OR use a spoon/whisk/hand mixer"????
#Cooking#Stella rants#This change has occurred WITHIN THE PAST 10-15 YEARS#Most cookbooks from just 20 years ago and before don't ASSUME you have this equipment!#Creaming butter and sugar is SO BASIC you guys! 😭#You are all SOFT LITTLE BABIES!#Use a freaking SPOON and get your cardio for the day!#(this obviously doesn't apply to people who NEED accomodations. I'm glad stand mixers exist! But most people don't 'NEED' them!)#They are merely a CONVENIENCE! Not a NECESSITY!
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Inktober Day 31: "Landmark"
This was by far the biggest tree his little eyes had ever seen! They couldn't touch it - Sam said it was because it didn't like being touched. That's okay, not everyone likes hugs. Sam said that they should take a "family photo," and...oh. Family? Were they a family? He supposed they were. How lucky could he be, to have gone on such a grand adventure with his family? To have his two bestest friends by his side, always and forever?
Maybe the tree didn't like hugs, but Danny sure did. And how lucky was he, to have a family that liked hugs, too.
#and I would like to hug each and every one of you who supported his little adventure this month!#i love you all!#yes even you reading this!#may you be blessed with your favorite treat and a nice soft blanket#danny phantom#dp#phandom#little baby man#lbm#sam manson#tucker foley#inktober 2024#solhunder art#inktober
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Luigi taking care of a Yoshi egg and Bowser walks past seeing him holding an egg cradling it like his own baby clearly warming it with his own body heat and it makes Bowser slightly feral. Accidentally turns on the baby brain. Absolutely needs to go make a nest and put his nest mate in there and have a healthy brood right now this very second. Higher thinking pft gone, only snuggle in nest and egg.
#I think this works for both established Bowuigi and they're not even dating bowuigi#Bowuigi#I think bowser can have a little feral as a treat#If in an established relationship Luigis mustache twitches and he knows bowsers up to something XD#Like hm. Husband stache senses tingling bowser is doing something daft#If not established and Luigi is just minding his business out somewhere he's probably gonna get snatched#Something about man holding egg makes Bowser stupid#Look the man has like 7 kids you KNOW he has baby brain#Also I like the idea of him reproducing asexually so he could easily get all broody cause of environmental stimulus and lay an egg#Sees hubby being a doting father to egg and it accidentally triggers ur reproductive cycle#And now I'm thinking of bowser being silly guarding Yoshi eggs and Luigi#The nest is just pillows blankets cushions half a sofa??? Mattress duvets anything soft#Luigi#Bowser
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wormie wormie wormie wormi-
#tiny little guy!!! teeny thing!!!#i imagine that wormie acts kinda like a cat mixed with a crow#also she Violently wiggles her whole body when she sees barnaby. thank you for coming to my ted talk#fully convulsing. acting as though she's jello in a centrifuge#and she Does Not Stop until she is held so barnaby has to figure out how to pick her up w/o hurting her#its very amusing in my mind... hes laughing his ass off as she flops all over the place#she doesnt make noise except for very brief quiet squeaks!!#also wormie is not technically female. no one knows what the fuck she is if anything#but barnaby started referring to her with feminine terms and it Stuck#kinda like finding a cool object and going 'oh she's neat'#yeah like that!#wormie lore hidden in the fantasy au...#scribble salad#wh fantasy au#im melting picturing barnaby holding her by the 'handle'#he commissioned the harness himself... made out of the same leather as his gloves! & the same etched design as his boots!#guys im so soft thinking about them.... barnaby and his little pet worm...#i imagine he teaches her tricks... carries her on his hat.... baby talks her cause she's just that tiny how could he not....#im picturing a Scenario where barnaby full speed full force bodyslams eddie who was just walkin along#like Full Force. eddie flies back ten feet and leaves a groove in the dirt when he lands - everyone goes Hey What The Fuck Barn?!#but as soon as he does it barnaby is rushing over like 'omfg im so sorry but i had to - you were about to step on wormie'
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just discovered that robert aramayo went to juilliard. okay educated king!!
#robert aramayo#just saw on my dash that a new interview dropped (it was cute!)#love this studious warrior nerd would love to see him meet the love of his life (celebrian) and fall in love with her!!!!#(it's actually fundamental to my mental health that we get elrond x celebrian)#ye a ahha yes i love dark romance but sometimes i need to see two little sunshiny kind as summer babies fall in love i have layers okay#not to mention they are arwen's parents (how cool do you have to be to her parents though y'know incredibly cool)#imagine him all softness and tender protective fury over his family i can't i am crying already#elrond#trop#the rings of power#trop cast
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#Didn't want to add kink discourse to a random stranger's post But#The way so many soft feedists have overused the word 'wholesome' to describe that flavour of feedism has made it a total turn-off to me#Even a red flag#Bc it's always used on posts deliberately trying to make feedism seem more palatable and harmless#And to distance themselves from CNC/health play/fatphobia play feedism#And to be like 'haha normies think we're evil but we're really such uwu cutie-pies'#😒 sorry but first of all I wanna be a grown adult into feedism - like you do you but sometimes it's treated as if#soft feedism IS baby talk feedism and that that's the default? Like that there's death feedism or there's tumby feedism and that's it#And on the other hand it screams moralizing kink and makes it easier to excuse your own and others' bad behavior#Because I'm just a harmless little soft feedist who cares about fat people not like one of those unenlightened dark feedists#Where someone's potential for causing discomfort or contributing to abusive dynamics is reduced to fixed attributes or aesthetics#rather than to someone's (or your own) actual actions#I know I've talked about this before and I know I'm a soft feedist at heart myself AND I know I'm being hyperbolic#But whenever several 'wholesome' posts start circulating around my dash ad nauseum like they have the past few days 😒😒😒#I just try to grit my teeth but I need to let the hater rattle the bars of its cage about it once in a while...#Obligatory 'this is not directed at anyone- I've seen a few lately and it's more about patterns of behavior than individual posts'
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Head empty. Only thought is Simeon finding out about your self hatred and railing you until you can't remember any of those thoughts
-body worship, insecurity, bit of angst, breeding in the tags-
Omg he'd be so gentle... He asks what's troubling you when he sees you frown at yourself in the mirror. When you tell him you're feeling self conscious and ugly he just disagrees immediately.
But Simeon knows all too well how little words can change someone's mind, often feeling disgusted and disappointed with himself for abandoning the brothers like he did. For choosing the celestial realm just for its familiarity. He's such a coward.
He knows now that conventional beauty is only skin deep and the ugliness just beneath the surface is often much worse than one would think. And he's stunned when you're talking about yourself like that because in all the time he's known you, he's never even once thought anything about you was ugly.
If anything, he was the ugly one.
His first attraction to you was your looks and the way you carried yourself. Every moment he spends with you he finds new things to love about you and it just crushes him that you don't see it. So even if he can't change your mind, he at least needs to prove to you that it doesn't matter what you think.
You're beautiful without even trying. Just a smile from you takes his breath away without fail. The words to describe how incredible you are always fail him. Being with you is healing. His wretched broken heart has been heavy with sin and betrayal for as long as he can remember but you make him feel like it can be fixed. Or maybe that he never really was broken to begin with.
All he wants is to give that feeling back to you.
So he shows you. Pulls you away from the mirror. "Focus on me. On how I love you." Is all he mumbles before tenderly kissing you. Your kisses get deeper, your insecurities vanishing as he pulls away. His eyes are full of adoration, lost in you.
You close your eyes and feel. His hands worship every part of you, taking his time to press kisses down your torso, wherever he thinks you're most insecure. He mumbles loving words as he goes, the author in him crafting the ultimate love scene just for you to hear.
And if you still don't believe him? Well, he'll keep going as long as he needs to~
#he's just so soft... i love him#my brain is like this could be a great breeding fic#where he's all soft and like you're so perfect... and then he can't stop thinking about how much he wants to be with your forever#and then he's like. thinking about raising kids with you and gets a little dizzy thinking about putting a baby in you#and like. how perfect your baby would be bc it's got your DNA and he just can't stop himself#soon he's folding you in half babbling about what a great parent you'd be and how he NEEDS to fill you with his seed#<- getting carried away in the tags AGAIN sorry lmao#obey me simeon#obey me smut#it's simeon loving hours y'all
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Dream daddy au but its all the dads/dad figures from different LOZ aus
(Ideas in the tags)
#trippy talks#i have my au with Heavens so is the sky and has two little babies#hes a very sweet and soft dad and would have a bunch of pet birds. his role would probably be ‘sweet dad next door’#lu time is def here#the rugged dad whos cold but also a secret softie! twi is his bio kid but his practically a dad to all of twis little friends too#Drifter from HODM is the dad with older kids who is a ‘grumpy’ goofball that you meet when he comes back to town to pick stuff up for his-#farm#twilight from sacred realm is the girl dad thats LOVES his daughter and will spend your first date jusy talking about her#thats all the dads i know— if u have aome ideas id love to hesr them!#linked universe#lu time#across the galaxy#aog heavens#sr twilight#zeldathesacredrealm#drifter hodm#dream daddy
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Wait, if Pazu knows that exorcist souls are worth more does that mean she's had an exorcist before? I'd doubt he'd ask a ghost considering their "appetite".
yup, pazu's killed and eaten many exorcists -- it's part of the requirement to be considered a demon class ghost (reposting the classing chart for ease of understanding)
it was centuries ago and he eventually got outnumbered and sealed away, but after attracting the attention of (and thusly antagonizing) exorcists for so long, he was able to learn a lot about them
#sorry to all the people who firmly believe pazu is a soft little uwu baby but that ghost is a murderer#and i can tell you it was definitely more than ten#asks
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Poor Battinson once Miguel gets him to have sex with him, he’s not going to be able to leave his bed for a little while.
I want you to imagine the nastiest freakiest dirtiest smut you can imagine. Because they're way worse than that
#FHE ANGRY SEX. THE HATE SEX WITH LITTLE MOMENTS OF SOFTNESS IN BETWEEN. THE BABY MAKING SEX WITH NO BABY.#and ofc the tender i love you sex. listen these mfs are rough but sweet with it. bruce rides it like a rodeo thats all imma say#even if miguel has no qualms about destroying his bed#and him#asks#spiderbat#THEYRE IN MY HEAD 24/7
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do you ever just find a fic of your blorbo where they are so mischaracterized that you feel like you wanna die
#zambling (zach rambling)#looking at you ao3 fics involving Kiyotaka Ishimaru#STOP TWINKIFYING HIM I AM BEGGGGINGGGGGGGGGG YOUYUYUYYYUYUUUUUUUUUU#Also not to sound weird but. i saw a fic a while ago where he was written as a trans man but?? really infantalized????#like all of a sudden he was a soft uwu twink who’s literally a baby compared to mondo#something about that feels really really gross??? idk how to describe it#i’m not hating on people who headcanon taka as trans#not my cup of tea personally#but if it’s yours that’s totally cool!!#it just. idk. felt a little weird#as a trans guy myself lmao
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the brain worms i have for poly!getonana or poly!getohime😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
YOU AND ME BOTH ANON 😵💫😵💫😵💫 they’re so tasty and underrated …….. need them all to coddle me <3
i feel like . they’re all caretakers…. getohime baby you relentlessly and treat you so gently and sweetly (while being a lil teasing)… getonana could be a little different depending on which one of them takes ’charge’ (i could see sugu babying his junior but also acting a little more silly to balance out nanami’s sterness….) but either way they’ll treat you sooooo well. it’s a really calm, mature and sweet dynamic :’) you and your Mother men……..
honestly no matter which pair you go for you Will be getting coddled. i believe this so sincerely.
#utahime can be a big ol tease but#i feel like she’s very weak for you 😭#same with suguru…. and nanami……#……….#just realized all three of them are the type to be stern with others but soft with their little baby and now i’m . emotional#no one contact me#😔😔 need to nuzzle into their soft warm chests#ty for giving me a chance to talk abt them anon!! <33#ask tag ✩
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What if baby VUX (Patreon)
#Doodles#SCII#Honestly mostly speculating around VUX baby clothes#And casual clothes generally but especially comfy clothes!#I could've sworn I saw a set at one point of baby ZEX but I haven't been able to find it again ah#Reverse-engineering design from the military uniforms - I mean it's only assumed that they have tunics as only their upper bodies are shown#But definitely nothing that would impede their arm mobility! I imagine a lot of loose and flowy clothing generally ♪#Babies all tend to be in something soft and loose to allow them to move without catching ♫ Little infant gowns ah <3#Would a VUX baby enjoy being swaddled? I think so - like the full-body pressure of water!#I do wonder about VUX culture insofar as gendered clothing as well - jewelry is across the board so that seems more like a class thing#Lots of little ones here with tiny tendril or tail accessories hehe <3#On their stubby little tendrils! I already draw tails on even adults as being rather short but look at the tiny head tendrils ahhh <3 <3#I do enjoy the little headcanon of tendril length being an age signifier - or of having them ripped off frequently pft#But for babies and children they're have short tendrils they wave around all jerkily and inelegant#Like how human babies practice gross and fine motor skills hehe <3 Cute!!#Until eventually you get smooth tendril expressions - longer tendrils requiring the extra care in movement to express properly ah#The mark of adulthood and all that hehe ♪ It's cute! I like it very much!!#I do wonder if VUX would have baby fat :0 Or just generally be rounder and smaller and less realized in movement haha#Gave me some ideas for how arms might look depending on if the VUX were reaching or recoiling as well hmm#Interesting anatomy fun ♪#Cute little ones <3 Still some ideas to do with little ZEX as well! Since these were more general haha
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lowkey annoying how the same people who say “wesker would not say he loves you” and accuse people who say that of making wesker ooc are the same people who genuinely think he’d kill you for interacting with him, which is also ooc
#like shut up shut up shut up y’all only like him cause he’s hot and you have no actually regard for his character#y’all r so annoying thinking in his general life he’d be genuinely disgusted at a normal human interaction#no he wouldn’t kill you the second he saw you he’s not an impulsive person#y’all only think that because he’s weird as fuck in re5 and you base all your opinions on him strictly on that game#did you forget the part where he literally fucked some girl from edonia ??? and had a partnership with her ???#people who genuinely think he acts like his re5 self in his general life do not know his charcater at all#and it’s so genuinely frustrating to see him so out of character in that way#also people wanting wesker to comfort them does not mean they think he’s a soft little baby man#it’s called having a comfort character#of course the character is gonna be softer#people who go ‘he wouldn’t comfort you he’d kill you in a second’ are the most insufferable people#shut up and let people have a comfort character#i could rant for hours about how wesker is perceived so wrongly by other wesker fans#well.. THOSE wesker fans that r annoying asf#oh lawd#(they just think he’s hot and have only seen him in re5)#daily reminder wesker would not kill you the second you spoke to him 👍#he prob doesn’t know you he has 0 incentive to kill you#like why is he being characterized like a sensitive angry man#why would i ever want to associate wesker with a real man#no thank you
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the creature is autistic
#why is he autistic#hello. people!#<- That’s not a normal greeting why would you ever say that unless you were horrendously neurodivergent#he’s the most obviously autistic bpd character ever in history like#Will an autism not be part of gods choir?#The way he verbalises everything in such a Manner#Like he announces everything ‘going for a pleasant afternoon walk now’ ‘just came back from the best walk ever guys’#He’s just such a little creature of a man like imagine meeting him irl you’d be obliged to stalk him#Shuu is like. Helen of troy. In a way.#like no wonder he had a blog he was like ‘i have 20 thoughts at once the world must hear All Of Them’#He’s like a baby experiencing the world for the first time he’s so curious and fascinated by the world#ah! so sorry!#He’s just silly#and not in the way the manga tried to play him off as a joke i mean he’s silly like in a very soft way#like he’s just soooo gentle and kind if you understand him to a point#He’s literally like a dog#Vicious bloodhound and little chihuahua and also a golden retriever and a poodle#He’s crazy#insane#shuu tsukiyama#shuucore#gunk#tg gunk
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dude i love love
#it’s nearly love day!!!!!! MY FAVE DAY AHHHHH#no bc. you have vday lovers and vday haters. i ignore the haters. no need to be bitter bc you’re single !#the ‘blocking every couple i see’ people are the ones who need the most love… within themselves first! ;)#like.#i’ve been single most valentines days and i was still always so happy like AWW ITS SO CUTE I LOVE SEEING PEOPLE IN LOVE#like it’s nice to see ppl in love!!! and love yourself!!!!! i’ve always loved to treat myself on previous vdays#like i’d get myself flowers for my room! or cute lil chocolates or something idk??#i love the decor everywhere?? in shops. restaurants. just outside in general. all those little red hearts and roses decorations everywhere#like hearts are my fave!!! and roses are my fave flower <333 plus i love the weather in feb likeeee i’m a summer baby but i just ❤️ winter#anyways. i think i love valentine’s day more than most ppl do but… it’s okay. i love it sm#like… people love halloween. or christmas. or whatever idk. but valentine’s day is where it’s at for me.#it’s just so ✨me✨ i think#celebrating love??? HECK YES. friends family partner anyone omg. just love one another ! we need more love!!!#it’s just PERFFFFECTTTT for a lovergirl like me to have an excuse to be extra mushy and cute HEHEHEHEH#i feel it’s ironic that a slightly moody n broody girl like me is so soft n gushy inside and loves vday. (according to mi amigos n my bf)#but!!! uggghhhhh it just brings out the soft in me DO U GET IT#i’m done. i yapped sorry#briar rambles
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