#You are all SOFT LITTLE BABIES!
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Modern recipe-people's over-reliance on stand mixers is really starting to annoy me. "Oh no! How could you possibly make bread dough without a stand mixer and a fancy dough hook attachment?!" "How can I be expected to cream butter and sugar without a stand mixer?!" Well, I don't know... MAYBE USE A SPOON LIKE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR HUNDREDS THOUSANDS OF YEARS?!!!
Look, I KNOW it's tiresome to mix stuff by hand, but you have GOT to stop assuming that every person has both the money and the space for fancy kitchen equipment, and you have GOT to stop acting like this equipment is NECESSARY to the process! It's NOT! You should AT LEAST acknowledge the low-tech, low-budget alternative instead of implying that it's "impossible" without a fancy appliance! How hard is it to say, "use your stand mixer OR use a spoon/whisk/hand mixer"????
#Cooking#Stella rants#This change has occurred WITHIN THE PAST 10-15 YEARS#Most cookbooks from just 20 years ago and before don't ASSUME you have this equipment!#Creaming butter and sugar is SO BASIC you guys! 😭#You are all SOFT LITTLE BABIES!#Use a freaking SPOON and get your cardio for the day!#(this obviously doesn't apply to people who NEED accomodations. I'm glad stand mixers exist! But most people don't 'NEED' them!)#They are merely a CONVENIENCE! Not a NECESSITY!
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just discovered that robert aramayo went to juilliard. okay educated king!!
#robert aramayo#just saw on my dash that a new interview dropped (it was cute!)#love this studious warrior nerd would love to see him meet the love of his life (celebrian) and fall in love with her!!!!#(it's actually fundamental to my mental health that we get elrond x celebrian)#ye a ahha yes i love dark romance but sometimes i need to see two little sunshiny kind as summer babies fall in love i have layers okay#not to mention they are arwen's parents (how cool do you have to be to her parents though y'know incredibly cool)#imagine him all softness and tender protective fury over his family i can't i am crying already#elrond#trop#the rings of power#trop cast
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latty being subby has me thinking of dom!isac in general and i wonder if he's ever dommed kit 🤔 ik their dynamic is more isac being bratty usually but i feel like kit being taken care of and also made to work for it could be hm. very interesting if you do have any thoughts on that skdhsk
(love your work btw i am hyped for the wip!)
I have TOO MANY thoughts actually ghghhh! This is something I've legit puzzled over before, it's a bit of a complex one so I haven't been sure how to include or test that sort of dynamic from them in any of the works.
Like, Isac the person could absolutely dom Kit the person, especially when Kit's in his mushy soft boy moods. However... I don't know if it'd work for them like that because of the instinctual side? I can't really see Kit's A letting go in that way, being the head of the pack and so in control and all that.
The most control Izzy has over Kit's A is probably during Kit's ruts (and maybe during Nathan's heats... hmmm...), but even then it's like... Kit's instincts knowing that if he pushes too much and fucks it up, then he risks Isac getting fed up and kicking him out? (Yes the instincts can kinda be manipulative lil dicks to get what they want lol)
On a regular day, all I can imagine is that Kit's instincts would just see it as a game; probably would let Izzy 'try' being the one in control (making Kit wait, not touch, tie him up, whatever Iz wants) but it'd just be more indulgent from Kit's A than anything? Isac could try his best to get a rise out of Kit's instincts, but I just see it turning around on Isac and make him the one who's frustrated instead. I feel like Kit's A would just wait Isac out, let him tire himself, and then just finish Izzy off once Iz's worked up O folds :')
Maybe if Kit's A is having an extra chill and lazy-tired day, they'd get pretty close to a place where Isac can feel like he had the upper hand through and through (even though they'd both still know that Kit's A just let him play).
But! Even if they didn't have that kind of instinct deep dom/sub dynamic, Kit absolutely still is Isac's baby and he gets babied and taken care of just as much as the others. Like, Isac will complain about forced cuddles from the As and Lit being too mushy, but he does love all the attention and gives it back in his own ways. (He'd probably get mad if they suddenly stopped pawing at him or trying to force him into daytime cuddles. He'd 100% demand to have all that back, just to then say no again when offered.) Also, Isac knows how soft and sensitive Kit the person can be, so even though he loves bullying and aggravating Kit and his A, he also knows when the softer touch is needed. Lad's a demon but he's a very emotionally intelligent demon. He also loves Kit to bits so, there's that too.
Like I said, it's a complex one. There's many possibilities with their dynamic, but it's not as clear-cut as with the others so I haven't gotten around writing anything for this yet.
The instincts stuff is always very clear in my head in the way it works for them, but I don't know how well I've managed to translate it into text, here or in the series, so I hope this all made sense?? :')
Do you guys have thoughts on this? Likeee d'you get what I mean with it not feeling as simple with Kizzy? I'd love to hear if you think there's a different way of looking at their dynamic that could work for this though! xx
#Should write more soft Kizzy sometime#Just so Kit can have his Izzy cuddles on-screen more lmao#And sleepy bedtime Isac is a cutie#Him babying and being soft with Kit has Kitty all blissed out always#probably in the top 3 favourite times of Kit's day heheh#Thank you anon for this ask!<3#I've had these thoughts in my head but it's nice to have them written out and shared on the blog too#Documenting the world building process a little bit more#Thank youuu<33#Oh man this got long adakfkjae
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#Didn't want to add kink discourse to a random stranger's post But#The way so many soft feedists have overused the word 'wholesome' to describe that flavour of feedism has made it a total turn-off to me#Even a red flag#Bc it's always used on posts deliberately trying to make feedism seem more palatable and harmless#And to distance themselves from CNC/health play/fatphobia play feedism#And to be like 'haha normies think we're evil but we're really such uwu cutie-pies'#😒 sorry but first of all I wanna be a grown adult into feedism - like you do you but sometimes it's treated as if#soft feedism IS baby talk feedism and that that's the default? Like that there's death feedism or there's tumby feedism and that's it#And on the other hand it screams moralizing kink and makes it easier to excuse your own and others' bad behavior#Because I'm just a harmless little soft feedist who cares about fat people not like one of those unenlightened dark feedists#Where someone's potential for causing discomfort or contributing to abusive dynamics is reduced to fixed attributes or aesthetics#rather than to someone's (or your own) actual actions#I know I've talked about this before and I know I'm a soft feedist at heart myself AND I know I'm being hyperbolic#But whenever several 'wholesome' posts start circulating around my dash ad nauseum like they have the past few days 😒😒😒#I just try to grit my teeth but I need to let the hater rattle the bars of its cage about it once in a while...#Obligatory 'this is not directed at anyone- I've seen a few lately and it's more about patterns of behavior than individual posts'
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Dream daddy au but its all the dads/dad figures from different LOZ aus
(Ideas in the tags)
#trippy talks#i have my au with Heavens so is the sky and has two little babies#hes a very sweet and soft dad and would have a bunch of pet birds. his role would probably be ‘sweet dad next door’#lu time is def here#the rugged dad whos cold but also a secret softie! twi is his bio kid but his practically a dad to all of twis little friends too#Drifter from HODM is the dad with older kids who is a ‘grumpy’ goofball that you meet when he comes back to town to pick stuff up for his-#farm#twilight from sacred realm is the girl dad thats LOVES his daughter and will spend your first date jusy talking about her#thats all the dads i know— if u have aome ideas id love to hesr them!#linked universe#lu time#across the galaxy#aog heavens#sr twilight#zeldathesacredrealm#drifter hodm#dream daddy
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the "the best way to protect trans women is by talking over every trans group except those that specifically say trans women have it worse" crowd when they see a trans person of colour of literally any ethnicity or gender:
#hmmmm why are you framing black trans men as especially violent#definitely cant be racism + transphobia + misogynoir !#after all. we all know white trans people cant be racist. :)#godddd i just remembered the link orientalism thing.#ok clarification: theyre scared of all TPOC except for if they're japanese or korean. or chars inspired by east asian cultures. in which ca#(cis or trans or perisex or intersex) theyre just soft sexy little precious innocent babies and they PROMMIE theyre not being racist bc its#not racist to infantilse light skinned east asians and to demonise others because theyre just so cute and so GENDER#there is something connecting queer poc across communities. and thats being fed up with white queer ppl.
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Poor Battinson once Miguel gets him to have sex with him, he’s not going to be able to leave his bed for a little while.
I want you to imagine the nastiest freakiest dirtiest smut you can imagine. Because they're way worse than that
#FHE ANGRY SEX. THE HATE SEX WITH LITTLE MOMENTS OF SOFTNESS IN BETWEEN. THE BABY MAKING SEX WITH NO BABY.#and ofc the tender i love you sex. listen these mfs are rough but sweet with it. bruce rides it like a rodeo thats all imma say#even if miguel has no qualms about destroying his bed#and him#asks#spiderbat#THEYRE IN MY HEAD 24/7
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do you ever just find a fic of your blorbo where they are so mischaracterized that you feel like you wanna die
#zambling (zach rambling)#looking at you ao3 fics involving Kiyotaka Ishimaru#STOP TWINKIFYING HIM I AM BEGGGGINGGGGGGGGGG YOUYUYUYYYUYUUUUUUUUUU#Also not to sound weird but. i saw a fic a while ago where he was written as a trans man but?? really infantalized????#like all of a sudden he was a soft uwu twink who’s literally a baby compared to mondo#something about that feels really really gross??? idk how to describe it#i’m not hating on people who headcanon taka as trans#not my cup of tea personally#but if it’s yours that’s totally cool!!#it just. idk. felt a little weird#as a trans guy myself lmao
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the brain worms i have for poly!getonana or poly!getohime😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
YOU AND ME BOTH ANON 😵💫😵💫😵💫 they’re so tasty and underrated …….. need them all to coddle me <3
i feel like . they’re all caretakers…. getohime baby you relentlessly and treat you so gently and sweetly (while being a lil teasing)… getonana could be a little different depending on which one of them takes ’charge’ (i could see sugu babying his junior but also acting a little more silly to balance out nanami’s sterness….) but either way they’ll treat you sooooo well. it’s a really calm, mature and sweet dynamic :’) you and your Mother men……..
honestly no matter which pair you go for you Will be getting coddled. i believe this so sincerely.
#utahime can be a big ol tease but#i feel like she’s very weak for you 😭#same with suguru…. and nanami……#……….#just realized all three of them are the type to be stern with others but soft with their little baby and now i’m . emotional#no one contact me#😔😔 need to nuzzle into their soft warm chests#ty for giving me a chance to talk abt them anon!! <33#ask tag ✩
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What if baby VUX (Patreon)
#Doodles#SCII#Honestly mostly speculating around VUX baby clothes#And casual clothes generally but especially comfy clothes!#I could've sworn I saw a set at one point of baby ZEX but I haven't been able to find it again ah#Reverse-engineering design from the military uniforms - I mean it's only assumed that they have tunics as only their upper bodies are shown#But definitely nothing that would impede their arm mobility! I imagine a lot of loose and flowy clothing generally ♪#Babies all tend to be in something soft and loose to allow them to move without catching ♫ Little infant gowns ah <3#Would a VUX baby enjoy being swaddled? I think so - like the full-body pressure of water!#I do wonder about VUX culture insofar as gendered clothing as well - jewelry is across the board so that seems more like a class thing#Lots of little ones here with tiny tendril or tail accessories hehe <3#On their stubby little tendrils! I already draw tails on even adults as being rather short but look at the tiny head tendrils ahhh <3 <3#I do enjoy the little headcanon of tendril length being an age signifier - or of having them ripped off frequently pft#But for babies and children they're have short tendrils they wave around all jerkily and inelegant#Like how human babies practice gross and fine motor skills hehe <3 Cute!!#Until eventually you get smooth tendril expressions - longer tendrils requiring the extra care in movement to express properly ah#The mark of adulthood and all that hehe ♪ It's cute! I like it very much!!#I do wonder if VUX would have baby fat :0 Or just generally be rounder and smaller and less realized in movement haha#Gave me some ideas for how arms might look depending on if the VUX were reaching or recoiling as well hmm#Interesting anatomy fun ♪#Cute little ones <3 Still some ideas to do with little ZEX as well! Since these were more general haha
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lowkey annoying how the same people who say “wesker would not say he loves you” and accuse people who say that of making wesker ooc are the same people who genuinely think he’d kill you for interacting with him, which is also ooc
#like shut up shut up shut up y’all only like him cause he’s hot and you have no actually regard for his character#y’all r so annoying thinking in his general life he’d be genuinely disgusted at a normal human interaction#no he wouldn’t kill you the second he saw you he’s not an impulsive person#y’all only think that because he’s weird as fuck in re5 and you base all your opinions on him strictly on that game#did you forget the part where he literally fucked some girl from edonia ??? and had a partnership with her ???#people who genuinely think he acts like his re5 self in his general life do not know his charcater at all#and it’s so genuinely frustrating to see him so out of character in that way#also people wanting wesker to comfort them does not mean they think he’s a soft little baby man#it’s called having a comfort character#of course the character is gonna be softer#people who go ‘he wouldn’t comfort you he’d kill you in a second’ are the most insufferable people#shut up and let people have a comfort character#i could rant for hours about how wesker is perceived so wrongly by other wesker fans#well.. THOSE wesker fans that r annoying asf#oh lawd#(they just think he’s hot and have only seen him in re5)#daily reminder wesker would not kill you the second you spoke to him 👍#he prob doesn’t know you he has 0 incentive to kill you#like why is he being characterized like a sensitive angry man#why would i ever want to associate wesker with a real man#no thank you
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the creature is autistic
#why is he autistic#hello. people!#<- That’s not a normal greeting why would you ever say that unless you were horrendously neurodivergent#he’s the most obviously autistic bpd character ever in history like#Will an autism not be part of gods choir?#The way he verbalises everything in such a Manner#Like he announces everything ‘going for a pleasant afternoon walk now’ ‘just came back from the best walk ever guys’#He’s just such a little creature of a man like imagine meeting him irl you’d be obliged to stalk him#Shuu is like. Helen of troy. In a way.#like no wonder he had a blog he was like ‘i have 20 thoughts at once the world must hear All Of Them’#He’s like a baby experiencing the world for the first time he’s so curious and fascinated by the world#ah! so sorry!#He’s just silly#and not in the way the manga tried to play him off as a joke i mean he’s silly like in a very soft way#like he’s just soooo gentle and kind if you understand him to a point#He’s literally like a dog#Vicious bloodhound and little chihuahua and also a golden retriever and a poodle#He’s crazy#insane#shuu tsukiyama#shuucore#gunk#tg gunk
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dude i love love
#it’s nearly love day!!!!!! MY FAVE DAY AHHHHH#no bc. you have vday lovers and vday haters. i ignore the haters. no need to be bitter bc you’re single !#the ‘blocking every couple i see’ people are the ones who need the most love… within themselves first! ;)#like.#i’ve been single most valentines days and i was still always so happy like AWW ITS SO CUTE I LOVE SEEING PEOPLE IN LOVE#like it’s nice to see ppl in love!!! and love yourself!!!!! i’ve always loved to treat myself on previous vdays#like i’d get myself flowers for my room! or cute lil chocolates or something idk??#i love the decor everywhere?? in shops. restaurants. just outside in general. all those little red hearts and roses decorations everywhere#like hearts are my fave!!! and roses are my fave flower <333 plus i love the weather in feb likeeee i’m a summer baby but i just ❤️ winter#anyways. i think i love valentine’s day more than most ppl do but… it’s okay. i love it sm#like… people love halloween. or christmas. or whatever idk. but valentine’s day is where it’s at for me.#it’s just so ✨me✨ i think#celebrating love??? HECK YES. friends family partner anyone omg. just love one another ! we need more love!!!#it’s just PERFFFFECTTTT for a lovergirl like me to have an excuse to be extra mushy and cute HEHEHEHEH#i feel it’s ironic that a slightly moody n broody girl like me is so soft n gushy inside and loves vday. (according to mi amigos n my bf)#but!!! uggghhhhh it just brings out the soft in me DO U GET IT#i’m done. i yapped sorry#briar rambles
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i'll admit i am a little cynical about popular interpretation of hua cheng because of the aspects of his character that people tend to focus on. but the animation... i am so happy that they took the time to let him have his soft expressions. his surprise, his vulnerability... the little look on his face at the end of episode four has me losing my mind a little bit. everything i could've asked for in a hua cheng depiction. and the little trailer of him with his golden fan in the next ep... i am so glad he gets to be sharp and violent too :D
#you all know what i mean. i am a big 'hua cheng is soft and pathetic' advocator#but much of that is to compensate for the people who think he's just like. sexy and that's it.#i am ALSO a huge proponent of hua cheng being scary and sexy. love when he's violent. so much actually#and his soft little expressions ‼️ are going to make that all the more impactful ‼️#anyway fucking delighted with season 2 so far. this shit rocks it's everything i could've asked for for real#talking#tgcf#hua cheng#tian guan ci fu#tgcf s2#SO FUCKING PUMPED FOR HUA CHENG FIGHT SCENE. BY THE WAY. KICK THEIR ASSES BABY#AND THEN GET UR HEART RIPPED OUT AND YOUR HOUSE BURNED DOWN. SORRY AB THAT ONE KING.#YOU'LL COME BACK FROM IT THOUGH. IN THE MEANTIME SLAY THAT FAN COMBAT <3
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What does everyone think of Nigel Forbes-Colbie ever getting pregnant? It doesn't matter how you interpret it: Omegaverse, males can get pregnant Au, Trans! Nigel. Just tell me your guys' headcanons of Nigel's pregnancy: The changes, the hardships, the softness, and the vulnerabilities.
#murderous intent#like minds 2006#like minds#alex forbes#nigel colbie#Alex Forbes X Nigel Colbie#Nigel Colbie x Alex Forbes#If you guys haven't noticed my recent posts I've been feeling way too soft for this fandom#Like#Too soft#And it's both Nigel and Alex's fault for making me too soft when all I want is to cause chaos and do crimes#To be honest I'd like to Imagine Nigel's pregnancy as an arduous one: Swollen feet . Sore back. Weird cravings. Mood swings. Everything.#And he isn't used to seeing himself get swollen with life each and every day. While Alex is so gullible first thing in the morning because#of the baby bump growing every single day. And Nigel getting rounder every week.#Sure. Nigel is enjoying being pampered by Alex with all these services and gifts but sometimes he thinks that he isn't that attractive#Anymore for Alex. And that while he's carrying his children he will leave him like a used toy.#He'd have instances where he'd feel conflicting feelings for their child and think of possibilities of removing her from his body#But he'd soon regret it. He just breaks down into tiny little pieces of ever thinking of their daughter that way. His and ALEX"S#He can never stomach killing her. He can never stomach ruining her beautiful life that he has yet witnessed.#He still has his self-harm tendencies but he avoids it. He avoids harming his angel. His miracle. His life.#He wants to be a good father to his child. He wants to nurture her. Feed her knowledge and love. Cater to her needs and be at her beck#and call: be a father.#Alex knows what's happening to Nigel. They talk. And they talk everyday. He knows how much it can be hard for Nigel during his pregnancy#And he will always be there to protect his spouse and his unborn child.#He will spite their original purpose in order to create their own purpose. Which Nigel had a hard time letting go of.#It was hard. Seeing the history that made them into the people they are today. But it had to#they had to change#change for their family.#For their miracle.#And Nigel seeing Alex being this doting makes him fall for him ten times more
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My hottest fandom trope take:
genderswap 🤝 omegaverse = two fandom universes/tropes that consist of 90% surface level subconciouly gender bias stories that are objectively not that big of deal and not wrong per se but piss me off over how basic and boring they all are.
#ITA Original#i am seeing some omegaverse stuff on my dash more#and i started to think damn i feel strongly about omegaverse headcanon all of a sudden#like both genderswapping a character and the omegarse can do so much#narrative wise#but only if you beyond a simple character x is a cis girl now#i will proced to only change aspect that make the character more like how i think queer girls are and not interrogate anything#about how that is going to change the character#or over how gender roles and being raised with a different level of expectations from society is going change said character#and for omegaverse is like#this character is soft and touchy and small and so cute and so baby girl coded#and they are comfortable being a little feminine#that makes them an omega#like ok fair enough#but are you not bored#do you not want to interrogate how a guy that grow up in our world and is soft and feminine is going to grow up#with the internalization that they are doing maleness wrong#that their gender expression is wrong and they should not behave like that#that guys don't act like that#and not go they should be an alpha and still have the same softeness#making that character an omega is just so boring and one dimensional#oh so you made the soft character a pseudo girl#how original#anyway feel free to ingore me#sorry for the rant everyone#as always not judging (too much) you do you#feel free to do whatever makes you happy with the harmless fandom tropes#but if you do want to hear me ramble about this some more feel free to shoot me an ask
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