#Yes. The phone person is me.
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M-m-m-MARK?!?! 😳😳😳
HELP HE’S SO CUTE WHAT?! When I saw him enter the elevator in his Halloween fit I literally gasped. Wallter entered a few floors later and I was protecting Mark from him with my LIFE!😫 (I hate Wallter)
I was showering him with petals and climbing all over him at any chance I got, the other people in the elevator were probs VERY confused.
(I’m gonna post art soon! It’s been a while since I’ve posted drawings, but I have been making art and I’m gonna post them really soon! I might even make an upload schedule ooohhh…)
#beginner artist#regretevator#regretevator mannequin mark#silly#small artist#artists on tumblr#halloween#i love him#GUYS. MARK IS MORE THAN THE DIVORCE. HE IS A FLESHED (wooded?) OUT CHARACTER. TREAT HIM LIKE IT.#That might be a reference to the rant I made a little while ago…#I hate Wallter#Not just because he divorced Mark something about him just REALLY puts me off#I love Mark like he’s my own child#King where’d you get that fit from!?💅🏻#Yes. The phone person is me.
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NO MORE ASSOCIATING THINGS WITH FEMMES ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE PINK!HYPERFEM FEMMES ARE GREAT AND I LOVE YOU CAMPY FEMMES WHO EMBODY PINK BUT ALSO JESUS CHRIST CAN YOU GUYS NOT GO MORE THAN ONE DAY W/O TRYING TO SHOEHORN FEMMES INTO BEING ONLY PINK UWU BABIES. I AM FEMME AS IN GRASS AS IN DIRT AS IN TREE BARK AS IN WEEDS SPROUTING THROUGH THE SIDEWALK CEMENT. FEMME AS IN GENDER NONCONFORMITY AS IN FUCK YOU MY FEMININITY IS WHAT *I* SAY IT IS. FEMME AS IN DEPTH AND DARKNESS AND WARMTH AND TERROR. FEMME AS IN CAVES. FEMME AS IN LIGHTNING. FEMME AS IN AN AMALGAMATION OF TRAITS THAT I HAVE DECIDED ARE FEMININE REGARDLESS OF WHAT SOCIETY SAYS. FUCK IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!???
#personal#i am emotional yes#over the years ive had this blog I've made a few posts abt being femme#nd whether they're serious or jokey..... inevitably someone in the tags goes “ohhh yeah bc pink”#or in the case of what inspired this post: someone going “what about the pink ones” on my praying mantis post#and im just.#sick of it. im sick of femme being equated to pink and frilly girlie behaviors.#im sick of femme being equated to skirts and heels. to makeup. to skincare. to pristine nails exactly almond shaped.#im sick of ppl acting like All femmes aspire to this shit. im sick of femms being reduced to this shit.#and i love pink! i love pink! my phone theme is quite literally just black and pink all over.#im just. so tired of any expression of Femme identity being shoehorned into being a Specific type of femininity#especially as someone who DOES get dysphoric wearing skirts. wearing dresses. embodying the femme aesthetic yall are so set on making#if u guys wanna rb this i truly dont care#i just needed to scream#and this is one small thing#but the 2nd largest category of anon hate i have gotten since making this blog is str8 up homophobia from other “queer” folks#saying i cant be femme bc of how i present. calling me slurs (and using them as such) bc they cant understand femme as anything but that#my wife and i have our users in our personal discord server set as 2 different things of anon hate ive gotten#i have had OTHER FEMMES tell me i am not femme. femmes who Know im femme who still call me butch. femmes who ive corrected and been blocked#-by bc of it. the number 1 largest demographic of queerfolk who have me blocked rn is TME femmes who embody pink also#and i dont think its a coincidence at all. (and i know this bc i go to try and follow these ppl bc they get rbed on my dash & i cant)#and ik their blogs arent deleted bc some of them don't block my wife (tall. white. butch) and it cant be politics cause her and i rb#a lot of the same political shit (fuck. i think she rbs More than i do even. this is genuinely mainly a nsft blog)#and usually i don't say anything but im having a bad day so i get to be angry about this and if anyone fucking tries me i will block u#idc if we've been mutuals 4ever. im judt so tired of feeling like i am not Enough as a femme bc i dont embody this shit#im sick of this lameass lip service to he/him gnc femmes etc when the thin white 50s housewife femme is still what is preferred and loved#im sick of this lamesss lip service when y'all feel entitled to theorizing on other femmes genders bc u cant conceptualize a femme who does#wanna be hypetfeminine. im sick of it. im sick of it. im sick of it.#celebrity bun
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#tumblr polls#polls#Sorry if the wording is weird. I thought ''be considered X where I live'' would make the most sense since 'tallness' or etc. is sort of#subjective to the people around you or your specific culture/area/etc. And if I just said ''I'm tall'' or ''I'm short'' then#the response might be 'well how do I define whether I'm tall or not?'' or etc. But then most people could probably look#at the people around them in daily life they interact with and compare based on that to get a more literal idea or something#..ANYWAY.. lol.. as usual just thought of some random thing and was like.. hrmm... i wonder what the most common#feeling about that would be.#personally I'm not even short but I just want to be really really tall... like... 7 feet tall or something. In a fantasy world type of way#of course. so like a super tall elf creature. More realistically I suppose you get health problems past a certain point#so maybe I'd be happy with 6'2“ or so.#Absolutely no hate towards people with this preference but I've always had trouble understanding the idea of wanting to be shorter#so you're Small And Cute or this and that. or whatever the base reason is. I suppose I would understand it from a surivval prespective#maybe you want to be able to hide in your environment easier and blend into a crowd. I personally would like people to be inspired to run#away from me when they see me though gjhbj#In an average grocery store or something just a normal day but then some 8 foot tall wizard man walks in and so everyone#kind of backs away slowly = yaaay I get the aisle all to myself and can shop for my produce in peace.#(except for the fact that there's a subsection of people who would intepret it as spectacle and would run towards instead of away#and pull out their dumbass phones to film Weird Thing Happening. in which case. spell of 'phone melts into molten plastic in your hands#stop filming strangers in public without their consent' be cast upon ye. )
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I think the world would start healing if shows brought back the 90s and early 2000s energy this includes but is not limited to:
No less than 20 episode long seasons
So many seasons it makes people go omg that show is still going? And you see characters literally go through over a decade that you genuinely have a cradle to grave level of connection with them and you’re like I GREW UP WITH THEM
Gratuitous use of soundtrack (that HITS for some odd reason even though most of it won’t be songs you have on your regular playlist but will soon morph into a large portion of your music taste)
See point one and give me filler episodes - I’m talking silliness and character building and bottle eps and so many things
Tropes up the wazoo we have truly stepped away from the classics and tropes are tropes for a reason cos we love them
Overdramatic love confessions I’m talking full blown monologues and rants and all that fun stuff stop being afraid to be cheesy and sappy cos I personally eat it up
Rain scenes
Road trip or like some form of going away eps
Bands and famous artists just randomly showing up to add to the playlist of it all with a live performance (this isn’t relevant to 911 but so many shows did that it’s never not funny to me like the cranberries? whatchu doing here?)
#am I tagging the show that I personally need to start channeling this energy? yes I am#as a favour to me personally Tim please🤲🤲#shush I know I’m suppose to be revising but my phone bought up one tree hill and now I wanna rewatch#911#buddie#evan buckley#911 abc#911 fox#911onfox#eddie diaz#evan buck buckley#buckley diaz family
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i must be stopped
#personal#yes i gave him a new phone 😭 the edges were messed up after i took the screen area out. also i couldn't find a lockscreen png so evidently#i had to fit the text myself and that's why it looks so messed up 🫡#the way that the time is around the time of MC's symposium in Immobilized. and the date is around the day this card was released#cause i got nothing better to do 😭#i might fix it later bc the colours on the screen are washed out but in my defense i did this on my own scratched up android#love and deepspace#love and deepspace sylus#lnds sylus#let me know if 😭 anyone wants the empty transparent png
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Gale finally confessed in my BloodWeave run and now Astarion is demanding good morning kisses every time he wakes up, good night kisses before going to bed and good luck kisses before every big fight
#personal#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 astarion#bg3 gale#bloodweave#am I the one making Astarion ask for kisses?#yes#am I gonna act like Astarion is doing that of his own free will without me the player controlling him?#also yes#every time they talk I feel like I'm watching a fanfiction and I'm loving it#as soon as I learn how to get all my bloodweave screenshots from the steamdeck to my phone I'm gonna share some kisses
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Another post reminded me that Alcina and I have the same eyes. Most other Romanians I know have dark eyes so I might be a little biased when I say I like her in game eyes over the gold ones, but I love the theroy that they change to gold when she’s big mad or thirsty because she’s cool like that 😌
#resident evil 8#resident evil village#re8 village#alcina dimitrescu#re8 alcina#personal ash blurbs#yes the flash on my phone blinded me for 10 minutes
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Laughingstock Lives in My Head Rent Free because Of You (/pos)
YIPPEE YAHOO <3<3
#who is he arguing with? a neighbor? a relative? a wrong number? inquiring minds want to know!#is it obvious that i dont know how to draw rotary phones. be honest#kidding kidding Anyway Back On Topic#it always makes me feel soooo so so Delighted yet Mischievous whenever i get a#'you're the reason i like laughingstock' ask or whatever#ITS SOOOO EMPOWERING LIKE HELL YEAH. SUFFER WITH ME. ARENT THEY PERFECT TOGETHER#the funny fluffy husbands??? yes??? Yes!!!!!#rent free! I Pay Them!!!#stg ill be so normal and then they pop into my head and my intelligence/personality regresses to that of a golden retriever#scribble garnish#rambles from the bog#laughingstock#barnaby x howdy#howdy x barnaby#also was this a fun excuse to draw howdy in casual clothes? yea#in my mind he's over at barnabys and was like 'oh dw ill answer your phone for you <3'#cut to ten minutes later he's still on it. hes arguing. barnaby has no idea who's on the other end. howdy will not take a breath to tell hi#your honor They Are So <3#BUT YES HAHA WELCOME TO THE BRAINROT!!!! 🎉🎉🎉
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If you're in need of judaica, you can not sleep on going to thrift, antique, and consignment stores. There are some things you just won't be able to thrift, but going to these stores has given me pretty much every bit of judaica that supports me. I feel like it's a great good luck omen to get these things that are (often) older than you - it's magical.
Anyway, I just got a bread box for my challah and shabbos candlesticks - almost everything in the background was also received secondhand, too!
#jumblr#jew by choice#jewish conversion#personal thoughts tag#i really want to stain the bread box because i have ideas about making it beautiful and jewish#my most boomer take is that i hate online shopping and only use it when i have no other options#it's not the same to buy judaica that's brand-new or the latest model or whatever#i don't know the dates of everything i've got but i know my chanukiah is over twice as old as me#and it's likely older than my father is#and that's what i love about getting judaica in this way. there's something more holy about getting something like this with a story#suddenly i feel it's a solemn privilege to own something so old and beautiful#plus the antique store i got this from had SO many candlesticks and rotary phones???#yes i dialed numbers on those phones. it's really fun and satisfying#i'm asking my dad about wood staining because i really want to make my ideas reality#i want it to be a nature/mountain aesthetic but with jewish motifs
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Me when I started this Tumblr: Well this seems like a viable way to market my first self-published novel!
Me now: hey, literally every struggling writer who talks to me, can I offer an extended invitation for you to come over to my house and talk about your artistic hopes and fears, genuinely refusing to leave you alone until you practice the craft that consumes us both? Sick.
#took me a month to get radicalized#ill go even farther too#oh but you dont really want to talk to me - YES I DO#i will give you my personal phone number#you can steal my identity if it means you enjoy writing#creative writing#writeblr#writers on tumblr#writing community#writing#on writing#authors of tumblr#queer writers#writing inspo#writing inspiration
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Josie Pinup for @thedeafprophet ;) (full nudity below the cut)
i think october wants her cloak back josie 🤭
(based on this:)
#(yes i can draw legs properly HOWEVER josie has EDS so i wanted to have her hyper-extending the one knee because. she deserves to be#seen as pretty Including her bendy joints damnit!!!!!!!)#anyways#phantom of the opera moments much josie? my my#you guys would not BELIEVE how my phone has SLAUGHTERED this piece in particular!!! i can't even do my normal little photo app editing trick#(telling my phone to use the 'enhance' or 'contrast' settings :( )#like. in person josie is super super smeared and washed out in her reflection! but october is actually only a tiny bit smeared and not#washed out at all! so she Sticks Out a lot!!! because she's a parabolan ghost with a lot of parabolan power mastery and i wanted her to seem#... Disturbingly Tangible#but my phone picks up on fucking NONE of that#and yet somehow it's picking up and EMPHASIZING all this white texture and spotting that is legitimately Barely Visible in person#and like. her stretch marks are nowhere near as bright!! they're nice and natural looking i prommy#and it's over-emphasizing the lightness of her palms too aaaaaaaa#anyways. I'm crying over how my phone just. murders my art for funsies. waugh#please please please i promise it looks a thousand times better in person 😭😭😭#her face too :(#alas alas.#dye stained art#suggestive#also tmblr don't kill me this is a fuckung pinup. artistic nudity. aaa#sometimes i will just draw ocs naked for stress relief!!! because i like how bodies are shaped#hnnnnnng gold ink <3#mirrors#ask to tag#others ocs#josie
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I just realized how did Ron know that Terry was in hell? I mean I don’t think you get alerted whenever your family member dies and doesn’t go to wherever you are.  but then I thought about it a little bit more, and it’s established in S2 ep23 that Jodie keeps track of everybody who goes into hell to some extent. So what if my man was just reading through the paperwork of who got into hell, and then sees Terry. and knows how emotionally devastating that will be for Ron, so he goes down to mega hell and tells Glenn. Glenn knows that there’s no avoiding this and that he’ll have to tell Ron so he calls him and they have a conversation. Ron thinking that Terry will come through the gates of heaven soon and Glenn having to tell him that he’s already came through the gates, but just not of Heaven. And Ron, insisting that he has to be wrong, because Terry’s a good boy. And Glenn saying that he knows Terry is a good boy, but he did some things that even Terry would agree weren’t good things. So then Ron goes like “okay i’ll be down, but heres this to give to him” and then accidentally group messages, everyone the letter, and that’s how we got the letter at the end of the episode.
I might write a one shot on that later 
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndads glenn close#ron stampler#terry jr#terry stampler#spoilers for S2 ep36#i know this is emotionally devastating#Suffer with me#as I listen to both Glenn and Ron hold back tears#Ron going through the five stages of grief all within the span of a 10 minute phone call#Glenn just wanting to comfort his friend like he did whenever he lost his son#or at least tried to#but how do you tell your friend#that his kid was kind of a shitty person? in the regard of the fact that he has committed mass murder#And that yes he tried very hard to be a good person but he failed#Without sounding like a total douche bag?#Terry Jr is my favorite S1 kid and his death emotionally devastated me
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Guy in college thinks I've probably got 3-4 boyfriends/ boys vying for my attention
Boy, i barely talk to 3 people in college. Pls remember
#desiblr#suffer ye suhana nahi#desi tumblr#haa ofc I've got my guy#and i dont need or want any more men#but this person doesn't know shit about me#he saw me smiling at my phone because i was watching reels and thought its a bf#hehehehe excuse me?
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a 3 year toxic & abusive friendship just ended y'all! he literally got mad at me for spending MY money i set aside ages ago for something i wanted ( acheron ) & today msged me an ultimatum about our friendship while putting me down, expecting me to piss shit & cry & i DIDN'T & instead stood my ground & called him out on being a controller who doesn't see me as a person with a savior complex so he DIPPED! ♡ ( not without the classic ' i'm sorry u feel that way ' & ' caring for my friend is NOT a savior complex ' & making it all about himself u best believe it was OUTSTANDING but i literally don't care i've cried so much over u )
if the new trend is a breakup at the start of every year & it means decluttering my life of incessant negativity, then honestly i am HERE FOR IT
#🏏 ( ooc . )#FREE. FREE LIKE A CYBERBIRD#throwback to about 2 months ago#him: have u gotten to the spot in zelda yet#me: no i been cooking and running around unlocking my map and collecting stuff#him: even after i went through all that trouble making a roadmap for you? it's almost like you enjoy PISSING ME OFF.#( me silently crying on the phone )#a real exchange we had over totk bc i wouldnt play the game the way he wanted me to#and ran around for like fifty hours without advancing the plot LOL#yes this is also the friend i mentioned meeting irl who made me miserable#had me crying in the street over a pastry#he just became a very mean person. he's no longer who i met#he's undiagnosed bipolar disorder it's very apparent to me and everyone around him#his sister and i literally discussed it when i went to meet him in person bc she saw how fucking miserable i was#and he's told me before he can't keep friendships so yeah. he is the common denominator here
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Writing omegaverse smut on a crowded train is truly the fanfic writer experience of All Time
#currently trying to angle the phone away from the person next to me so that they cannot see what i'm typing#yes I'm writing about knots don't look at me#technically i know no one cares but i still do not want to be Perceived 😩
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i finished thesis, won an award, and have graduated.. hello 👋🥸
#i'm not coming back but :') hello#i forgot i even had tumblr still on my phone djdkdkdkdk#i just opened it for the first time in ??? 5 months or smth i think idk for sure#life is weird :')#remember when i said i wanna drop out every day of my life :') bc i suck at design#welp i won an award for my design thesis :')#jsjdjdkdkdkdj#turns out having friends kinda changes your life 🫂#having friends at school has actually :') made me a happier more normal person lol#i haven't been miserable?? i haven't wanted to kms ... i have been so happy and yes school was shitty but i wanted to go and try hard bc#my friends motivated me to stay and try and that's crazy :') idk#felt really loved and like i belonged somewhere for the first time in my life 🫨 like woah ppl like me and wanna be my friend? me??#:') i'm really happy... isn't that weird#i used to want to kms every other day hsjdndkdkdks lol 😭#now i'm like 😭 every day i look forward to waking up bc i'm happy and i have ppl who love me and i wanna see them again and i wanna spend#time with them again and play games with them again :')#literally stayed up till ??? 4 am yesterday talking to one of them like#😭#god jm djjdkdkdkd idk :')#my life is good...#???? IM NOT MISERABLE IDK GUYS#wild af#even winning the award was such a shock like 🥲 damn . who ? me?#ppl from like :') this big design thing in toronto we're praising it too like djdjdodjdkdj#:') it's kinda crazy.. i was super !#man.. i cant believe how 5 months ago i was gonna kms 🥸👆 and now i'm like erm actually maybe we do need to live#:') anyway#i hope ppl on here are doing good 🫨🔨#it is sad to not be here as much but also 👋😌 i'm happy to be free at the same time so ✨
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