#Yes his rats would be a bit jealous lol

[angelxd-3303]

Me: I don't need a new fic idea, I already have so many!

My brain: But what if Bruno saves a wolf puppy and the pack basically adopts him as a member of the fam, and follow him around like puppies, and the Madrigals now have like ten wolves sitting in their courtyard around Bruno while Alma tries desperately to not have a heart attack?

Was this just an excuse to draw a bunch of wolves bc they're fun to draw?

Probably.

Bruno deserves a pack of floofy bois. Supreme cuddle opportunity.

[walpu]

I'm coming at you with the speed of thousand asteroids affectionately and hit you with a "your writing is awesome!"

Also, may I request an Aventurine x The Nameless!reader.

Thank you very much and have a nice day :D

Thank you so much for your kind words and for the request, it was so fun to write <З

Hope you'll enjoy it, have a good day as well 💛

Aventurine x The Nameless!reader

characters - Aventurine

notes - gn!reader, fluff, a bit of hurt/comfort. Once again, no beta. I'm so sorry.

Aventurine

Considering that the Astral Family and it's members are pretty well-known (everyone seems to know at least their names) he has probably heard something about you even before you first met him.

I can imagine your first meeting going like this: he casually approaches you, acting all buddy-buddy, and says something like "ah, mx , who knew I would meet you here of all places <З".

If your first meeting was during the Penacony quest get ready for him calling you "friend" in this sassy voice of his 💀 Yes Aven we all get it you don't have any actual friends calm down

Can imagine him trying to get closer to you by painting your potential partnership as something mutually beneficial. You could use a friend from the IPC, right? And he wouldn't mind having some connections with a "brave and honorable" Nameless. So why don't you join him for a glass of wine, hmmm?

When the two of you will eventually get closer this mf will get clingy af. Yeah I've mentioned it already in my previous post but you being one of the Nameless opens up so many new perspectives.

Visits you on the Express regularly. If he comes when you're not here, he'll wait for as long as he can for you to come back. Sadly, Aventurine is a busy, busy man. So he can't wait for long. Will leave small notes for you tho, to let you know that he was there but you didn't grace him with your presence

If you come back when he's waiting, Aven will play it off as if he himself just got there and didn't have to wait for you at all, saying somethin like "Oh look, here you're! And here I thought I would have to wait for you, haha. Seems like luck is on my side today~"

He doesn't want you to worry, after all. Also. He wants to save some face. Pom-Pom will rat him out anyway.

Speaking of Pom-Pom, they're probably sick of him at this point lol.

Would ask you about your adventures and listen very closely to every story you may want to tell. He can't help but smile softly while listening to you, he just loves seeing the passion in your eyes. Doesn't matter if the story is about you dragging the Trailblazer away from the trash cans in Belobog (or worse - admiring the trash cans with them), he will still look at you with the same adoring smile.

If you ask him what he's been up to during the time you where gone, Aven would simply laugh it off and say that his boring IPC stuff cannot compare with your bizarre adventures so it doesn't even worth mentioning. Reassure him that you don't care if it's boring, you just want to hear about his day regardless of how it went.

Sometimes he can't help but feel jealous. You're free to travel, to do whatever you want. You have this sparkle of excitement in your eyes every time you tell him about your travels. And he has nothing of it. Simply can't have.

He doesn't have any negative feelings towards you, of course. Mostly some bottled up bitterness toward his fate and himself.

He gets a bit lost in his own head every time he starts feeling this way. Please take his hand and invite him to join you during your next adventure. He will laugh softly and tell you "maybe next time, darling". Even if he doesn't know when this "next time" will come the thought of it, of you wanting to share your precious moment with him, fills him with hope.

Adores when you bring him small gifts from the places you've been. It doesn't have to be something big, really. Just the thought that you were thinking of him when the two of you were apart is enough.

Don't forget to send him pictures of yourself!!!! He wants to know how his dearest darling is doing even when they are freezing their ass off in Belobog.

Would sometimes surprise you by showing up on the planet/space ship you're currently staying on. Aventurine rarely can't stay for a long but he cherishes those short moments when he can just walk around and do nothing in particular with you.

Usually when he visits a planet it has something to do with the IPC's business so he only has time to do his job and. Well. Gamble. Maybe buy some new clothes too if he has enough time.

But with you he can actually explore the planet. You bring him to the local restaurants, small tea shops, seemingly small and insignificant places. But it’s places like these that reveal the real beauty of the planet. He slowly learns to appreciate it when you're by his side.

[fancyfeathers]

OP IDEA ok so William takes 🩰 darling out to the ball after their marriage. And she is all dazzling (like empress sisi of Austria or Christine daae) and despite her scandalous marriage to William and lower standing in high society, the men are enchanted by her, greeting her and savoring whatever time she can spare them with their greetings. The women, are obviously crueler to her out of jealousy and competition (cuz NO WAY a street rat bagged someone like William lol). Tldr the night is somewhat nice (the glamour and blitz of the waltz) but it was also stressful due to how overwhelmed she felt by the nobles. I like to think William just felt very protective of her to shield her from their eyes , but a tad bit jealous whenever she genuinely smiled or laughed at jokes made by the men

Omg yes she is actually based on Christine Daae so I actually squealed when I saw this. Also in act 2 of Phantom of the Opera when she is engaged to the viscount you can see in masquerade the change when the other girls/ballerinas are dancing how distant she had become to her friends in her engagement, this may seem like nothings but in act 1 after Think of Me, all the ballerinas go to congratulate her showing that they were once friends.

I’m rambling but the Phantom of the Opera is one of my favorite books and musicals

The Games We Play of Dust and Ash (Yandere Moriarty the Patriot Masterlist)

I don’t think William would take his darling to many balls and parties, one because he does not go to many, two he would only bring her if he had to 100% had to because he knows how vicious women of the aristocracy can be and many of the men present attended the ballet where she worked and had relations with some of the ladies these. When he did bring her along it would have to be for some sort of special occasion that couldn’t miss, like a holiday party or a new years ball.

She enters in on her husband’s arm but when they enter the ballroom she is swarmed by other young gentlemen and while it is no crime or scandal to talk or even dance with a married women at a ball William certainly does not enjoy it since it makes her so overwhelmed, she doesn’t know how to handle conversation with people like them, but he has trouble denying the fact that it does make him slightly jealous but he tries to tell himself not to worry since she is his wife after all.

But when they kiss the back of her hand and she smiles at them or when they ask her for a dance and she says yes when William is standing right there…

That irritates him to no end.

But then there are other side of things…

It was after they returned home from one of the parties, she had gone off to the washroom while William was speaking to Albert so he was slightly distracted but he certainly clocked on how long she was gone and her change in expression and behavior, keeping her head low as if she was ashamed, the tears that built up in her eyes that she was trying to hide, and then the flinches of fear whenever someone would touch her. Then when they get home William notices her silence and she has not gotten ready for bed at all, even keeping on her gloves. He tells her to get changed multiple times as nicely but as firmly as he can but she still refuses and then when he is nearing his wits end he grabs her like a parent would with a stubborn child and takes off her glove…

Her wrist was bruised, not broken but at least sprained…

She doesn’t make eye contact with him as her speaks to her, his voice dropping as he stares down at her…

“Who did this to you?”

He is practically disgusted when he hears that she was harassed in the hallway by a few other women, calling her all sorts of horrid names and one of them even shoving her to he ground and kicked at her wrist so she couldn’t catch herself. Needless to say William would be livid

A few weeks later and those women’s families have lost a great some of money in investments and can no longer pay for their daughter’s dowries if they were ever to be married, shame.

From then on William would never let his wife leave his side outside of their home, holding onto her hand or his arm around her waist at any event and this scares away both jealous young ladies and bold gentlemen.

[annonniiiiieeeee]

what if Kenichi had a secret crush on Leo from the time he saw him but didn't know how to approach it cause he's in denial about being into both genders, which is why he said the odd fruity stuff to Leo in the tree scene

He is prob jealous that Usagi got the ninja and also using "HE'S A FILTHY NINJA, I HATE THEM AND I HATE HIM" excuse to not justify his feeling, he most likely did that with Usagi when they were younger and when he found out that Usagi had a crush on the girl (forgot her name) he was sort of heartbroken. BUT he didn't really know because he is IN F ING DENAIL and he don't know how to deal with emotions towards the male crush

Like really, imagine BOTH your crushes got together that's emotionally painful lol

Mikey's the one with the power overload *wink wink nudge, nudge*

and what if leo got mystic power a bit similar to Mikey in a way

wow this is LONG way longer than expected, and are we allowed to post fan theories and write different outcomes of what if cats ate dogs and dogs ate rats you know?

Okay so Kenichi just missing Usagi’s crush on him as a kid is actually hilarious.

I think he just wants whatever Usagi’s has. Usagi was interested in Mariko so Kenichi started pursuing her.

Yes he hates ninjas. Leo also embarrassed him. Then to catch Leo and Usagi together, Usagi once again had something he didn’t.

You can totally read this as Kenichi thinking leo is hot. (He defiantly was okay having Leo’s company for the whole festival.) I honestly find that to be a fun interpretation.

I will not reveal who has the power overload. Y’all will have to wait.

If you want to write fan theories or your own ‘what if.’ Or continuation. Go for it!!!!!

I would love to see that!!!!!

Just tag me so I can read it!!!!

I honestly would be so honored.

[rhaenall]

do you think kenstewy would be open to having a threesome?

my initial thought was “NO!” because kendall gives me a lot of monogamous vibes. yes him and rava are/were married throughout the season but it seemed like they did discuss on being able to see other people during their separation period. but kendall was still jealous of rava seeing someone else. and once he was with naomi he seemed pretty serious. i think kendall like to be committed to a relationship and doesn’t want other people in it. at least thats how i read it.

but well with stewy…

i feel like during their college years both of them experimented with sex as much as they did with drugs. i can see them have spontaneous threesomes..maybe the girl is really into both of them and they are high and young. though i can see kendall get a bit jealous, like his stomach will turn tight and he wishes the third person would just disappear? they don’t really kiss or do things to each other focus is on the third person (who kendall doesnt want rat out to tabloids that he kisses his guys during a threesome) but kendall would grab into stewy’s flesh and squeeze it hard. also intense eye contact. very intense kendall making everyone and everything else disappear but stewy and pleasure. this is actually my favorite trope: kendall and stewy fucking someone while having the ability to communicate (either verbal or non verbal) w each other still and have this intense burst of emotions for eqch other. can imagine maybe stewy wanting to fuck someone but kendall is in one of his depressive episodes. but kendall is here at this stupid party stewy wants him to stay. kendall sits there while stewy is having fun. intense eye contact. stewy initiates that heavy eye contact sometimes thinking that he is fucking kendall in that moment just for a little bit.

ALSO I THINK I READ A FIC LIKE THAT where kendall is sitting there while stewy is a fucking someone and they are both talking throughout it to each other GFJRKD but yea j can see that happen definitely. also when they are older (when kendall separated from rava) and in the should we fuck or not stage again or when kendall is just not feeling it.

but i think threesomes happen when they aren’t exclusive but once they are exclusive i think they dont happen. kendall is just soo attached to stewy he doesn’t want to share. stewy respects that especially when they are older. their sex (slash sex drive lol) is very different once they are older too so i think that plays a role too. i think they’d be pretty content.

sorry i got a little crazy but thank u for asking these thoughts were fun to think about 🤓

[yanyanderes]

I bet the reader isn't the only one Donnie put a tracker on, he also puts them on people/yokai he thinks are a threat and whenever they get too close to the reader an alarm goes off warning him. And if Donnie, for whatever reason, can't get there in time nor any of his machines then April will swoop in and “save” the day. Any duo including the family is scary in of itself but Donnie and April as a duo is really something ~special~.

But another thing, I do wonder how Splinter would be if he was a yandere for the reader, would he be like a second father to them, would he treat them like one of his own. I dont see alot of yandere Splinter content out there so how would I know?

I had this one scenario in my head that I wanted to make into a one shot but I didn't have enough ideas to keep it going, it was about you and Leo going on a date at a party. Throughout your time there Leo can't help but see someone stare at you so he tries to keep your attention on him by flirting . And it works, after a while it gets a bit too crowded for you so you go outside, while your chit chatting the night oway you confess that you saw someone stare at Leo but didn't want to confront the person in fear of making things awkward. “I mean you are really handsome” you say with a smile. It took him off guard, all the murderous thoughts Leo was thinking was swept as you squished his cheeks while complementing him on how “good looking” he was, further fueling his ego.

oh yeah, definitely.

donnie’s got a handful of trackers on hand 24/7 just in case someone sketchy comes along.

and then there are some people/yokai that he sees (y/n) with and he just gets so jealous of them, he plants a tracker on them anyways and watches them with a diligent eye, waiting for them to make one slip up so he can have an excuse to go after them.

and yes, i LOVE yandere team ups, i’ll take your entire stock.

this duo in particular i really love. april probably stays by (y/n)’s side the most while donnie watches from the monitors. the moment someone he planted with a tracker gets close, he’ll give april the heads up so she can either keep (y/n) away from them until donnie shows up, or she can take the threat down while (y/n) isn’t paying attention or something.

i feel like they’d argue a lot though. no serious fights like getting physically violent or anything, but more petty squabbles about things like who (y/n)’s favorite is. they never take anything said seriously, and they’re still a really good team, but these little quarrels happen often, and they can both get real sassy lol

and YES. there needs to be more familial yandere content.

splinter would try to show off how much of a cool dad he is, telling (y/n) all of his best stories from when he was lou jitsu. even though most of them are impressive enough, he definitely exaggerates some of his stories to make him seem that much cooler.

probably pulls the “oh i used to be such a cool movie star dude, now i’m an old rat man who lives in the sewers and i’ve lost all my glory, please don’t leave me too :(” card. and why would they leave him? yeah, he can be pretty messy and lazy, but he’s also super fun to be around, and his stories always leave them wanting more!

yeah, he knows (y/n) probably has their own parents, but isn’t he so much cooler? he’s a ninjitsu master and he’s starred in so many cool movies! probably teaches (y/n) a couple ninjitsu moves so that they can protect themselves and so that they look up to him more.

i know this wasn’t a part of the ask but like- i love imagining splinter and draxum fighting to be (y/n)’s favorite dad.

and both fail.

ok, draxum would probably fail a lot little harder than splinter, because he goes from 1 to 11 so quickly. oh, someone is bullying (y/n)? ok, he’ll go t e a r t h e i r h o u s e d o w n

but then there’s splinter who tries so hard to seem cool. if it was just him, he’d be a lot more chill, but now that he knows he’s got some competition, he’s a lot more desperate. so he tries to win their favor by being all hip and down with the kids and it’s just painful.

i’m just thinking of draxum, splinter and (y/n) having dinner. the guys are out on a mission or something, so it’s just the three of them. draxum and splinter are glaring at each other while eating. they had recently been arguing over who was (y/n)’s favorite, so they’re both in a salty mood.

and then suddenly, draxum slams his hands on the table and points at (y/n), telling them to finally knock some sense into splinter by saying that draxum is clearly their favorite.

and then splinter jumps in, saying that draxum is crazy. surely, they would favor the famous lou jitsu over some goat man that nearly doomed the human race, right?!

and then (y/n)’s sitting there, just trying to finish their dinner like

awww, and the thought of (y/n) accidentally stopping leo from confronting the person/yokai is nice!

i mean, it only stops the dark thoughts temporarily, but at least they’ve bought the person/yokai a little bit more time!

so they spend the rest of the date night flirting and gushing over each other and showering each other in affection. although the dark thoughts pop back up every once in a while, he’s able to bury them all under his obsession love for his s/o. for now, at least.

“your kisses are to die for~”

[lo-frequency]

Bakusquad + Todoroki Pet Headcanons!

Just some hc’s of what pets I think the boys would have and how they’d treat them. This is definitely a crack post 💀

Bakugou

-A bulldog, named Killer. Killer the Great Explosion Murder Dog to be exact.

-He’s an all white bulldog with a little spike collar around his neck. The alternative is a collar with a fake grenade attached, usually used when Bakugou takes him out in public.

-Killer also has a harness with the little flare attachments on each side like on Bakugou’s mask.

-Despite his name (and what Bakugou wants you to believe), Killer is as sweet as they come. “C’mere, Killer!” Bakugou calls him, smacking his leg and you’re expecting this absolute menace to come charging down the hall. Instead, Killer’s stocky self comes trotting out of Bakugou’s room with his tongue hanging out of his mouth and his lil’ tail nub wagging.

-Bakugou’s like “I’ve been training him to be an attack dog” and Killer only runs like a few feet from the house before stopping, opting to lay down and roll over for a belly rub.

-Don’t be fooled by all his tough talk, Bakugou most certainly spoils Killer, that’s exactly why he’s so lazy. His days consist of begging for treats and pretending not to understand Bakugou’s instructions. Not to mention that he has a big, memory foam dog bed, gets fed real food, and Katsuki takes him for 2 walks a day, everyday.

-Pats him roughly, but Killer is one of those dogs who likes slaps on the butt so he doesn’t mind lol. They play rough too, and at any given time Bakugou can be found rolling around the floor, play wrestling with Killer.

-Imagine if he posted tiktoks of Killer and people started trolling him like “Killer is slow, my dog can run faster than him” “Killer is overweight” “He can’t even run down the street”

-Bakugou truly believes Killer can do everything he says about him, and gets offended if you even insinuate otherwise. He would get mad at all the haters in the comments, clapping back at them like “I know you’re not talking with that lil’ rat dog in your profile pic” and he’d challenge them to races in the local dog parks so he can defend Killer’s reputation 💀. Well, one person actually accepted so now Bakugou has to train Killer for his first race.

-And then when he posts videos of him and Killer exercising, people are like “You’re pushing him too hard” “Poor Killer” “Stop forcing him to exercise” He just can’t win 🤷🏾‍♀️.

-Denki comes over and exposes him like “Killer’s been training alright, training his jaws” while filming Bakugou passing Killer food under the table.

-“Where’s Killer?” “He’s training in the pool right now.” “In the pool? Dude, you know bulldogs can’t swim, right?” “Well my Killer swims all the time!” And his friends rush to his backyard to see Killer lazily paddling around Bakugou’s pool with a floaty fitted on his little body lol.

-Killer loves him some Katsuki. He would be so clingy with him, following him everywhere he goes in the house, to the point where Bakugou has almost tripped over Killer several times. He has to close the door or put a baby gate up so he won’t interrupt him and all you hear in the background is Killer howling at the door.

-Killer fan cams, lmaoo

-Katsuki goes live and all people are asking about is Killer, and all the donations are “Killer’s Treat Fund” “Feed Killer on Camera” “Give him a belly rub”

-Bakugou never should’ve showed Killer on social media, it’s his account now 💀

Todoroki

-I can see Shoto with beta fish, but he wouldn’t know that you can’t put two males in the same tank.

-So one day, he comes home from work and sees that one of his fish is,,,not alive.

-Shoto quickly puts two and two together after seeing that the other beta fish is a little injured too, and he is absolutely horrified.

-After he cleans up the mess, he just looks at the survivor fish. Shoto can’t help but feel contempt toward him. He’s a murderer, he killed his other fish.

-From then on, Shoto does not like the survivor fish. He still takes care of him, but out of duty as his owner, only 😒.

-People on social media ask him what his fish’s name is. “He doesn’t have a name.”

-And then he makes a post like “Some of you have asked me why my fish doesn’t have a name. It’s because I don’t like him. He’s a murderer.” (Y’all, please 💀)

-People start calling him Killer Fish and Bakugou comments that there can only be one Killer, and that’s his dog.

Kirishima

-A turtle. He’d have one of those turtles with the raised horns/spikes on its shell and his name would be Tank.

-So Kiri thinks Tank the Turtle is the toughest little dude around, and often posts videos of him swimming or walking around outside.

-He’s like “You know, I think he’s faster than most turtles.” “How do you know that?” He shrugs, watching Tank with a grin “I can just tell, I mean look at him, he’s going!” And Tank is chugging along the ground at a good .002 mph.

-He’d have Tank on his back as he does push ups or on his chest as he lifts weights. “What number are we on Tank? 100? Alright, 100 more to go!”

-Kiri would make videos of Tank doing tricks, like knocking down a wall of tiny styrofoam bricks or climbing over a little ramp he made. He’s cheering for him the whole time, and he gets a treat after. “That was so manly, Tank!! Good boy!”

-Yes, a turtle can be manly too.

Denki

-A guinea pig, mostly blonde except a little black mark on her head, just like Denki. And you guessed it…he named her Pikachu.

-Denki is enamored with her for the first couple days, carrying her everywhere with him and constantly posting her on his social media. He couldn’t wait to get home from work so he could play with her and feed her little bits of lettuce.

-She seems to adore him too, hardly moving when he pets her so she can maximize his attention as much as possible, and jumping on his lap whenever he takes her out of the cage.

-He holds her up to the camera like “What can I say? The ladies love me. Isn’t that right, Pikachu?”

-She’s so cute that he doesn’t question how her cage seems to pop open by itself sometimes, or how she sometimes nios at his fingers if he holds her for too long.

-The unfortunate truth is that Pikachu cannot stand Denki 💀. Idk what he did, maybe it’s the way he smells, maybe it’s his voice, idk, but she is trying her best to stay away from him.

-The cage doesn’t pop open by itself, Pikachu has figured out how to escape, so now Denki regularly comes home to an empty cage and he has to track her down to put her back.

-“Day 3 of missing Pikachu. This is what come home to everyday, guys” and he flips the camera to show bits of food and guinea pig droppings scattered all over the place. Her little squeaks haunt him at night, but he knows he won’t be able to find her.

-He has such a hard time finding her, and he swears she teases him by squeaking nearby, then running somewhere he can’t get her.

-He’s on live and people try to give him advice but none of it works. Pikachu rushes past the screen behind him and they tell him to look. Denki abandons his live to chase after Pikachu and you just hear crashing and yelling in the background.

-When he comes back, he’s in his ‘fried’ mode and people are like wtf happened 💀

-He managed to put her back in the cage, but he had to end the live early.

(Can y’all imagine being jealous of a guinea pig? 😔) Thanks for tuning in! :)

[thinkingofsimpyboisinc]

Also to add to the Simps someone mentioned in that blog about seeing Simpnoblade fic and I want- nO I NEED IT-

Lol might as well add a platonic Simp tommy to complete the sleepy Bois or should I say Simpy bois-? 👀 (Imma head out now ^^;;)

(lol forgive me for being a hoe for these simps- also may i address you as Author-sama? Cuz i have a habit of literally calling every author i talk to that ^^;;)

-🌻

yes, you can refer to me as author-sama! i dont mind one bit. :))

also, can i steal that? simpy bois is now mine. ive taken it.

what i imagine with the platonic simpinnit is a motherly/fatherly darling (guardian?) that just cares about him and treats him like the kid he is. simpinnit slowly becomes jealous of any other kid on the smp.

just imagine tommy threatening purpled or fundy because his guardian was babying them.

onto simpnoblade, the voices were probably the ones that started or triggered his obsession. you know how chats are, constantly asking to see a pet or roommate or specific item. an example would be rat and badboyhalo or the shift dance with foolish. the voices will basically demand simpnoblade to go and talk with you or follow you around on one of your adventures.

simpnoblade will NEVER hurt his darling. like he would rather just die. im thinking of one yandere dsmp blog that said that if he were to ever hurt you, he will not forgive himself until you give it back to him tenfold. he will let you stop beating him until he is dead.

[mypoisonedvine]

Love, Theoretically | Sebastian Stan x reader (Chapter 3)

(Chapter 1) (Chapter 2)

series summary: having lost your husband, sister, and best friend all to the same extramarital affair, you ran away to a secluded villa in the Hungarian countryside to write and get a little time away from the life you’d left behind.  you were only looking for peace and perhaps some inspiration for your novel, but instead you found an unlikely connection with the immigrant repairman– even though the two of you don’t speak the same language.

word count: 2.5k

warnings: a brief and half-assed description of theoretical male masturbation.  that’s it.  lol.

moodboard by @evnscvll​, if you’re not following her what are you doing with your life???

As the afternoon was just starting to wind down into the evening, you went for a stroll along the side of the lake; it was your new daily routine in this place, and you’d done it every afternoon for the past several days.  You found yourself looking for Sebastian outside, and being oddly disappointed when he was nowhere to be found.  It took you a bit to appreciate that the strange feelings and behaviors you were exhibiting were a crush.  You hadn’t had one in so long, not since you’d met your husband, that you almost forgot what it was like.  This one felt particularly childish, exceptionally misguided, as you knew so little about the man.  What was it that made you want to be around him anyways?  There were plenty of guys you’d met since getting married that were, on paper, worthy of a crush.  Successful, kind, good-looking... who knows, maybe if you’d been lonely and desperate and saw one of them hammering nails shirtless in the sun, you’d have been in the same predicament you are now.

And that was exactly why you needed to get your mind off this guy ASAP.  You were just projecting your loss onto him.  You’d been feeling neglected and unattractive because of everything that had happened with your husband and he had been kind to you.  And helpful.  And handy in a way your husband had never been.  And so devastatingly hot.  

He must know, right? you thought to yourself as you took in the scenery, just barely making out grey-ish shadows of mountains in the distance.  He must know that he looks like that, and exactly the effect he has on women.

...And a decent portion of men, probably.

The idea of him being overwhelmed with attention of that nature made you feel slightly jealous.  He was probably the exact kind of person you weren’t in high school: a heartbreaker.  Yes, this was the narrative you needed to keep yourself from falling any further into this crush; you two were sworn natural enemies-- him the heartbreaker, you the heartbroken.  A guy like him probably didn’t even give a girl like you the time of day.

Except, he had.  He’d been friendly and attentive.  Maybe he works for tips or something?  Why else would he be giving you any of his energy?

No, that was specifically not the line of thinking you needed at the moment.  Does he think about me when I’m not around?  Could he think of me as much as I think of him? you found yourself wondering anyways.

Either way, he could never beat me at overthinking, you smiled to yourself.  I always win at that one.  

You’d almost spent too much time outside; it was nearly too dark to see by the time you made it back to the cottage.  Clearly the bustling city had trained you to stay up late, but out here, you had no recourse if the sun set while you were outside without a flashlight.  

It was so late, in fact, that Sebastian was nowhere to be found when you passed through the living room— and since he was certainly not working outside with no light to use, you figured he’d gone to bed.  By now you knew where his room was, but you’d never seen it.  Not that you wanted to.  It was none of your business.

Making your way up the stairs, you tried to avoid the creakiest spots in case he was asleep.  It wasn’t that late though, he was probably just… doing whatever people do before bed when they don’t have a television.  Reading a book, maybe?  

You shook your head to no one in particular.  You shouldn’t be thinking about him so much.  God, having a crush was exhausting.

Oh god, what if he, you know… took care of himself, before bed?  It’s a fun way to end the day and wear yourself out for sleep, certainly.  You felt your face turning hot just imagining him in such a compromising position.  You didn’t even mean to imagine it, it just sort of happened.  Maybe right now, just as you were struggling to keep quiet on this rickety old staircase, he was trying to keep quiet as he stroked his cock, the muscles in his arm flexing with each movement, that perfect bottom lip caught between his surprisingly white teeth.  

Probably not.  But it was a nice thought.  

Just as you stepped into your room and shut the door behind you, you thought you saw something in the corner of your eye.  Turning to look, you realized that there was a rat running across the floor.  With an embarrassingly girlish scream, you ran and jumped on your bed, trying to see where it went while keeping elevated; you know, just in case it tried to run up your leg like in a cartoon or something.

Creaking outside alerted you that someone was running up the stairs.  Your door flew open to reveal Sebastian, wearing only pyjama trousers and a very concerned facial expression.

"Este totul în regulă?"

"There's a rat!" you screeched.

"Ce?" he asked with a furrowed brow of confusion.

You tried to explain, but how could you?  Pointing to where you saw it last, it was gone, so you turned back-- only to see it running towards him!  Screaming again, you pointed to the rodent barreling towards his feet and, finally, he understood.

In fact, he understood your situation better than you realized he would, so much so that he jumped up on the bed with you with a blood-curdling scream of his own.

"Şobolan!" he yelped, and you weren't sure there was room on this bed for two people afraid of rats but here you were anyway.

You both watched it scurry into a corner, and he seemed to relax a little.

"What are we going to do?"

"Stai așa," he said as he raised a finger as if to indicate 'wait', "ma voi intoarce."

He lept from the bed straight to the open doorway and dashed down the stairs.  You figured he might come back with a broom or jar, so you were beyond surprised to see him come back with an enormous shotgun, quickly pumping it and bracing the stock against his shoulder.

"Unde este?" he asked quickly, closing one eye to look over the sights.

You nearly screamed your protest.  "Jesus, Sebastian!  Don't shoot it!"

“Ce vrei sa fac?!” he squawked in reply.

“I don’t know!” you replied.  “Just put the gun down!”

He looked a little disappointed but lowered the barrel.

Hearing a squeak and a scurry from the corner of the room, you jumped off of your bed and found yourself hiding behind Sebastian.

“Nu sunt la fel de curajoasă pe cât crezi,” he said as he turned back to look at you.

“I can’t sleep here,” you admitted with a sigh.  “We can set a trap in the morning, or hope it escapes on it’s own…” you trailed off, talking mostly to yourself as you made your way back downstairs.  Sebastian shut the door quickly with a shudder before following behind you.

You pulled a blanket off of the loveseat as you passed through the living room, dragging it with you to the couch.

“Nu te pot lăsa să dormi pe canapea!” he protested when you laid down and covered yourself with it— after leaning the gun against a wall, thank god.  You wondered where it was normally kept for him to have grabbed it so fast.

“I can’t sleep in my room,” you explained. 

“Poți să dormi în patul meu,” he announced, pointing down the hall.  

“What?”

“Poți să,” he repeated slower, pointing to you, “dormi,” he laid his face on his hands and feigned sleep for a moment, “în patul meu,” he pointed to the hall again.

“There’s another bedroom down the hall?” you asked as you sat up a little, not having realized there was a third bedroom.

“Da,” he nodded with a smile.

You got up, the blanket still wrapped over your shoulders, and followed him to the room down the hall and around the corner.

As he opened the door, you smiled but sighed as you realized you couldn’t sleep in here.  The bed was still disturbed from where he’d jumped out of it; there was a picture in a frame by the bed.

“Sebastian, I’m not going to steal your room just because I’m afraid of a probably-harmless rat,” you sighed.  “I’ll take the couch—”

You turned to walk back into the living room but his arm across the doorway stopped you.

“Te rog ia-mi patul și voi dormi pe canapea,” he instructed, motioning away from his chest towards the living room to, apparently, indicate he would sleep on the couch in your place.  

“I can’t let you—”

He gently grabbed your wrist, getting your attention.

“Nu e nicio problemă,” he soothed.  “Noapte bună!”

He basically just shoved you into the room after that, shutting the door behind you.  You supposed it was the best option, but you still felt a little guilty that he was being kicked out of his own bed.

You turned and looked at the very bed in question.  Realizing you should change the sheets, you began to search the room for a linen closet or chest that might have a spare set.

You weren’t intending to snoop, per se.  You really just wanted the sheets… but it was a nice glimpse into the personal life of a man you knew so little about.  A room says a lot about someone, of course.

The picture on the bedside table was of a family with a small boy; it looked like it had been taken by an instant camera, the sepia tones evoking a bygone era.  You assumed that the boy was Sebastian, considering the faint resemblance.  He looked happy, and so did his mother; his father less so, but it seemed stoic more than negative.  Next to the photo was a card which rested partially open— thankfully, you couldn’t read it even if you wanted to, but you could also see the signature inside from where you were standing: “Iubesc, Mama.”

You weren’t sure if it meant ‘love’ or ‘sincerely’ or something else, but it made you smile.  You figured his mother must miss him with him living in Hungary for work.  You wondered if anyone missed you back in London.

A lot of his clothes were strewn in a pile on a chair in the corner.  Relatable.

Inside a small white paper box, you found a silver locket— oddly enough, no picture inside.  While ignoring the fact that you obviously were snooping because you would never look for queen-size sheets in a white paper box, you wondered why he would have something like that.  Maybe it was a relic from a previous relationship, and hopefully not a current one; maybe it was his sister’s or his mother’s.  Hell, maybe it was his: you weren’t the sort of person to say a guy couldn’t rock a silver locket.  He had the masculinity to spare, surely.

You gave up after searching the closet and the side bathroom and finding no sign of linens.  Surprisingly, he owned a lot of shirts.  They didn’t seem to get much use.  He wouldn’t mind if you stole one to use as pyjamas, right?

Pulling a soft button-up from the hanger, you stripped and changed into it, loving how small you felt with it on.  You snuggled up into the sheets and took a deep breath as you realized you were surrounded in the smell of him.  Oh, this was a very dangerous game to play.  You needed to be avoiding this infatuation, not indulging it by playing girlfriend.  It was almost like you two shared this bed, like he would come back any moment and pull you into his arms, kiss you goodnight.  You saw the light from the living room go dark through the crack under the door and felt another pang of guilt for his night spent on the old sofa.  Maybe in the morning you could convince him to take a day off or something, just so he could relax for once.  

Your last thought was of him as you drifted to sleep.  You wished you could say that wasn’t true of every other night.

The next morning came early; he slept with the shutters open, something you hadn’t noticed when it was dark out.  The sun shined directly into your eyes at about six in the morning.

“Must be an early riser,” you mumbled to yourself as you got up and used the side bathroom, splashing your face to perk yourself up a little.  When you left the hallway tentatively in pursuit of breakfast, all that was left of him was a Sebastian-shaped dent in the couch.  As you began to make a pot of coffee, you heard someone step into the kitchen behind you.

“Good morning,” you greeted as you turned around and smiled at Sebastian.

“...Cămașă mea,” he realized, pointing to you with raised eyebrows.  You glanced down and remembered what you were wearing, feeling yourself blush a little.  Maybe you should’ve put on pants…

“Oh, this… yeah, sorry, I hope you don’t mind…”

“Îl porți mai bine decât mine,” he shrugged, and it seemed to be a vague approval, so you kept on making the coffee. 

“You want some?” you offered, pointing to him and a mug as he stepped past you and sat at the table.

“Nu, mulțumesc,” he dismissed with a wave of his hand.  You nodded and poured your own, sitting across from him and sipping quietly.  You hadn’t noticed he was holding a book before; the shirtlessness, as always, distracted from that sort of detail.  But now that he pulled it out and continued from where he must have been before, you laughed a little.  It was clearly a Romanian translation, but the title was Dracula.  

“Isn’t that a little stereotypical?” you giggled.

He looked up from the book at you, and you pointed to it.  “Ah, Dracula!” he said.

“Yep, I’ve read that one.”

He made a little hissing noise, holding his fingers up and curling them, and you realized he was doing a vampire impression.  You laughed again.  

“You don’t make for a convincing vampire, what with the healthy glow and all,” you smirked.  “But feel free to bite my neck any time.”

For a second he made a serious, almost shocked face like he had somehow understood what you’d said, and you straightened up from sudden fear.  But he only nodded and returned to his book, relieving your anxiety a bit.  You realized that just because he didn’t speak English didn’t mean you could say whatever you wanted; maybe you’d given more away than you meant to with your facial expression.  Or maybe he really had no idea that you’d said anything notable at all and it was just a coincidence.

Maybe you needed to change out of this man’s shirt before it drove you even more insane.

~

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[simplydm]

A fic but it’s not sad and also foolish is here

Thanks to anyone who reads these lol, I appreciate it

“Listen, Foolish, I need your help.”

Foolish didn’t even bother turning around. “No, Ponk.” He knew that tone of voice. He knew that if he turned around Ponk would have a crafty smile on his face. They had been friends for too long now- Foolish wasn’t quite the fool he used to be.

“You- what? Hey!” Ponk said, offended. “What if I was bleeding? What if I was dying?” Foolish kept at his painting, letting Ponk marinate in the silence. “I could have died just then, and you wouldn’t have even known.” Another silence. “Foolish, my dearest friend, please??”

Foolish tried to keep the goofy smile off of his face as he turned around to look down at the masked man. “What do you want, you rat?”

“Ah Foolish, always with the pet names!” Ponk pretended to swoon. He giggled at his own bit, and Foolish couldn’t help but smile down at him in return. Ponk always knew how to make him laugh.

“Alright, alright, I’m charmed. What do you need, Ponk?” Foolish made his way down the ladder.

“I have had an idea.” Ponk proclaimed. “On how to make Sam jealous.”

“Oh my gosh Ponk why?” Foolish groaned. “How many times have we gone over this? He cheated on you. It’s time to move on! You guys go back and fourth with this stuff, just making each other jealous and then fighting and getting your feelings hurt. Like, what’s the point?”

“Ah, Foolish, you are so young and new to the world.” Ponk sighed.

“I’m... literally billions of years older then you?”

Ponk waved his hand. “Foolish, my handsome friend, this is all just part of the game. The push and pull of love. We fight, make each other jealous, then… well, you know. It’s all in the fight for love. But just remember, love is dead.”

“I- listen, that just sounds toxic, I’m not gonna lie.” Foolish replied awkwardly. Mortals confused him.

“Not the point. Listen, Foolish, I need your help to make Sammy jealous.” Ponk implored.

Foolish stared at him, exasperated. “Fine. You owe me, but what do you need?”

Ponk grinned. “Yay! Okay, so I need you to come on a date with me to McPuffy’s. We will be all romantic and shit, and Sam will be so jealous!”

Foolish debated just repeating his same statements from before, but knew they wouldn’t be impactful the second time either. “Fine. I better get some damn gold out of this.”

“Yes yes yes, whatever you say. So, I’ll see you tonight at seven. Wear something sexy!” And with a wink and a slap to the ass, Ponk was off, lost to the desert heat.

Foolish stared after him, wondering how on earth he had gotten roped into this so fast.

“Damn, Foolish, you clean up niiice!”

Foolish turned around to roll his eyes at Ponk. “You said sexy, but I don’t know what that even means nowadays. Hope this suffices. You look nice though.”

Ponk spread his arms wide so Foolish could get the full view of his colorful patterned suit. It looked expensive. Foolish couldn’t help but notice that the top few buttons of his shirt were undone- Foolish snorted. He himself had gone with a simple white linen skirt, as the kids called it. But he had added an obscene amount of gold jewelry as a shirt substitute. And, considering he might as well fully commit to the making-Sam-jealous bit, he had a golden crown on top of his head.

“We make for a fucking weird couple.” Foolish decided, glancing at their reflections in the glass.

“We look great.” Ponk said with a grin. “Shall we?”

“You better be paying.” Foolish said, taking Ponk’s proffered arm.

McPuffy’s was fairly slow- it was a Thursday night, after all. Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo were in their corner booth, playing cards. HBomb was slumped over at his own table, beer bottles scattered around him. And, at the counter stood-

“Hello, Sam.” Ponk crowed, dragging Foolish up to the register, where the creeper man stood in his McPuffy’s uniform, mouth open in shock.

Foolish felt a strange urge to laugh, but kept it tampered down.

“Who’s here- oh, hi son!” Puffy emerged from the back room, wiping her hands on her apron. “And Ponk too! What a lovely surprise!” She gave Foolish a confused look, and Foolish shook his head ever so slightly. I’ll tell you later, he conveyed to her. She raised her eyebrows in acknowledgment.

“Oh, why hello Puffy!” Ponk gave her a wide smile. “I hope you don’t mind me taking your son out on a date! He’s just so handsome and strong and funny...” He was looking directly at Sam, and Sam looked like he was about to break something.

“Oh! I mean, of course not! My son is such a handsome boy!” Puffy was gazing back and forth between Ponk and Sam, an amused smile on her face. Papa Puffy loved drama.

Figuring he might as well play the part he was (hopefully) getting paid for, Foolish put his arm around Ponk’s waist and pulled him close. “I think we are ready to order!” He told Sam with a smile. Sam stood there in his fast food uniform, looking ready to deck him.

Sam took a deep breath, and in the most monotone voice Foolish had ever heard, said, “How may I take your order?”

“We are gonna split a plate of fries and a milkshake.” Ponk said smugly. “Right, honey sugar lips?”

The nickname made Foolish want to die, but he just let it slide. “Yeah, totally, uh, cutie.”

Ponk smiled up at him approvingly.

“Your total is one gold ingot.” Sam said with venom.

Ponk touched his pockets and clicked his tongue. “Oh dear, I’ve appeared to have forgotten my wallet. Foolish, do you think you could...”

Puffy interrupted him. “It’s on the house, don’t worry about it. I’ll just steal something of yours later.”

“Ah, you know, I just found a gold ingot right here, actually!” Ponk pulled out the ingot in a hurry, nervously grinning. “No need for that, haha...”

“I’ll bring your food out in a few minutes.” Sam said in monotone. He gave Foolish and Ponk a scathing look before departing to the kitchen.

“He’s definitely going to spit in our food.” Foolish remarked as they sat down at a table.

“Ah, all part of the charm.” Ponk leaned his head on his hands, not even looking at Foolish, but rather at the back of Sam’s head in the kitchen.

“The charm... the charm of Sam? Have I mentioned how much I hate you two?” Foolish sighed. “I deserve a damn metal for putting up with this.”

“Oh, he’s coming!” Ponk exclaimed, clearly not listening. He grabbed Foolish’s hands in his own. “Can I kiss your hands? Is that okay?”

“Yeah yeah yeah whatever.” Foolish snorted.

Ponk gave Foolish’s hands soft pecks. “Ah, my dearest totem. Sweet shark boy. Nothing is as bright as you.” He winked at Foolish, who stared back stonily.

“Here.” There was a crash- Sam had set down the tray of fries on the table with rather alarming force. Hbomb startled awake, cursing. “And the milkshake.” Another loud noise- half of the milkshake slopped out of the cup and onto the table. Sam stormed away without another word. Ponk let Foolish’s hands go, eyebrows raised. Without a single word, and maintaining eye contact over Foolish’s shoulder, Ponk swiped up some of the spilled milkshake from the table with two fingers and stuck them in his mouth.

“I fucking... i hate you both so much.” Foolish looked away, eating some fries.

“Oh Foolish, you’re so big and strong.” Ponk said loudly.

“It’s not- not even subtle.” Foolish muttered. “Sam’s gonna see right through this, Ponk.”

But, apparently, Sam was a lot stupider then Foolish thought, because he eventually came back over to the table. “Ponk, could you please meet me outside for a minute?” Sam was shaking with anger- Foolish wondered if he would blow up, literally, if provoked enough. But he didn’t have time to ask him, as Sam had already stalked away and out the front door.

Ponk giggled, and stood up. “Foolish, my friend, this has been an excellent date. Don’t wait up for me now- I’ll tell you all about it in about a week, eh?” He winked at Foolish, and walked out the front door.

Puffy came over and wiped down the table. “How was the date?” She asked, laughter in her voice.

“Good for Ponk, I guess.” Foolish shrugged, and not a moment later he heard loud yelling coming from outside. “Yeah, I’m guessing it’s about to be.”

Puffy raised her eyebrows. “Maybe Sam’ll be more cheerful to the customers now.”

“I was wondering, why is Sam working here anyway?” Foolish helped gather up the dishes and beer bottles lying around.

“Oh, it’s because the prison doesn’t pay, and he needs more redstone. It’s... I don’t question it.”

Foolish laughed. “Ah yes, the big bad prison warden, stuck in a fast food job. Just normal stuff around here.”

Puffy snorted. “Let’s get going, son. I’ll walk you home.”

“Thanks Papa Puffy.”

By the time Puffy and Foolish made their way out, it was silent. Foolish instantly find out why, as he could see Ponk and Sam illuminated by the neon McPuffy’s sign, twisted around one another quite violently. Ponk pulled away for a moment, saw Puffy and Foolish, and gave them a thumbs up. Foolish rolled his eyes.

[giuliafc]

Chinese horoscopes and Miraculous

Hi there!

I actually wrote this article for a Facebook group during the summer, but i had completely forgotten about it until I read the very in-depth analysis of Kagami's role in the series written by @geekgirles . There, she mentioned the bit in Ikari Gozen that had got me started on this research, so I thought why not? let's 'delight' you with this indepth analysis of the four characters of Marinette, Adrien, Luka and Kagami based on what we know of their zodiac signs in the Chinese horoscope. There are a couple of things that may surprise you.

First of all, let's put a lovely wee "keep reading" tag, so it doesn't clog your board, because it's a little long (ah, the understatement!)

Now. Here we are and if you clicked on carry on reading it means that you may be interested so... welcome welcome.

Apologies for the length

Let's first of all talk about how the Chinese horoscope can give us a clue as of the characters age and date of birth.

In Ikari Gozen we find out that Marinette is a Snake in the Chinese horoscope. This narrows the search for her date of birth to two very precise years. 2013 or 2001. Now... counting that if she was born in 2013 she would be 7 now, it's most likely that she's born in 2001. In the French edition she is revealed instead to be a Leo. Which places her birthday in late July/beginning of August 2001. Kagami instead is revealed to be a Dragon, and a Scorpio, which places her birthday around November 2000. In an official Marinette’s Instagram post her birthday has been revealed as the 20th of November, IIRC.

Now... not only this is a great deal of trivia information for us fans, which also helps us place the timeline of the story, which hasn't yet reached a full year in Canon from the start (in the Felix episode it's revealed that it's the first anniversary of Emilie’s disappearance. Hence in 3 series the story has advanced only by less than one year). It also helps up place the birthdays of some other characters.

Adrien for example. His birthday was series 1 episode 1, quite far from Marinette's birthday in Befana. So it's likely that he's a dragon like Kagami (which would also make sense thinking that Kagami is a character that mirrors Adrien's life and situation. But this isn't the place to discuss such thing, i refer to the very well developed article written by @geekgirles if you want to know more). A lot of people have theorised that he may be a Libra and be born maybe at the beginning of October, but of this I have no proof.

However, coming back to the Dragon sign it gets even more interesting, guys. If one of you have got more in-depth information and this comes up to be wrong I do apologise. I performed quite of an extensive research on the subject but of course I'm no astrologist so I can be wrong. That said... Not only the Dragon is considered the sign of the Emperor in the Chinese horoscope, and a lucky sign (ha). But 2000 is also the year of the Golden Dragon (metal). What better description than a golden dragon for our handsome sunshine?

It gets even better when you get to the Dragon man's personality. Loves to be the centre of the attention. Natural flirts (ha! Touché Chat Noir!). Hot headed. Stubborn. Competitive. Naturally attracts money and women. Full of energy. Do I need any more proof that Adrien is a Dragon?

Let's see what the horoscope says about the Snake, and let's compare it to Marinette/Ladybug, so you understand why I'm pretty sure that the production looked this up quite in detail and that Chinese astrology can be at the base of our beloved characters.

So the Snake woman is intuitive, intelligent, reserved and mysterious, has deep thinking, a mind that goes a mile per minute. Because they are smart and come quickly to solutions, they are great in crisis situations. They're able to step back and consider workable solutions. They are determined, sensual and smart and have innate wisdom. Doesn't this speak Marinette AND Ladybug from a mile?

Now... Luka. Until last week we weren’t really that sure of how old Luka was, Astruc had said that he was a couple of years older than Marinette, but Zag’s website had highlighted that Luka was Juleka’s twin brother which, counting that Juleka was in Marinette’s class, didn’t make any sense. But last weekend Astruc has actually confirmed that Juleka has repeated a year and that yes, Luka is her twin brother.

Already before knowing this I had a look at the personality of the previous signs in the horoscope, and I had strong feelings that Luka may be a Rabbit, which would make him born in 1999 and one year older than Adrien. And this has been confirmed, so now we know. He is indeed a rabbit. Do you want proof? Rabbit men are calm, extraordinarily polite, and will do everything to avoid conflict. They have control over themselves and are sometimes conservatives. They can be considered a "yes-man", but have a line that they will never cross. They like organising, decorating, helping the wife/gf. They are great friends but don't like getting too close to someone. They are shy, introverted, honest, cuddle-lovers and attention givers. They are associated with the western sign of cancer, which is associated with the moon and the arts. Tell me if this doesn't speak Luka by a mile?

Now a little bit of trivia that will make you laugh is... in the Chinese horoscope the cat doesn't exist. The legend says that Buddha invited the animals to a dinner, and the mouse tricked the cat and didn't wake him up, making him miss out on being chosen for the horoscope. However in TAIWAN things are different and the Cat takes the place of the RABBIT in the horoscope. The confusion seems to come from the old Chinese word for Rabbit, Mao, which sounds like the Taiwanese word for Cat Mau. So the sign of the Rabbit is also the sign of the Cat. Oh the irony!!

Snakes are yin energy. Rabbits are also yin energy. Dragons are yang energy.

But it gets better! Let's look at love compatibility, shall we? *rubs hands* hehe...

Dragon man x Dragon woman (Adrien and Kagami) can be steamy and can work only if both have their own realm to shine on, because both are too competitive and can get into competition with each other. They love to be the centre of their world. They're great leaders but want the spotlight and don't settle for less. They're both independent and stubborn and their personality will clash, making it difficult to maintain the relationship going. They require a lot of love and admiration. They will never give in and apparently two dragons have a good physical relationship, mostly.

They CAN work together, but only if each has their own way to shine.

Sorry, Adrigami shippers.

Dragon man x snake woman (Adrien and Marinette): they can be an excellent couple. They find each other physically attractive. The dragon is bold and full of energy, the snake is appealing in a more subtle way. Excellent romantic relationship, they both have strong personalities that attract each other. They share a degree of savoir-faire that prevents serious concerns. The male dragon will be tempted to stray, but he will know better than doing that, because he knows very well that his companion has hidden poisonous fangs (lol) and is VERY jealous... so he will look but not touch (the wise one will at least). Snake women love success and attention, but they're not as flashy as dragon men so they will be more subtle. Snake women are self-possessive, devoted and can give a good boost of confidence to a dragon man. She will be better at handling finances than him (that wouldn't surprise me in adrienette!). They both like fine things but Snake will teach Dragon to not overspend. Little trivia: the dragon was the sign of the emperor and the snake was the advisor. So they work very well in tandem. Their union will be full of passion and personal satisfaction.

Adrienette is in the stars, guys.

Now last but not least... Snake woman x Rabbit/cat man (Luka and Marinette, but in a way even Chat Noir and Ladybug): very good couple too, they enjoy great conversation and have great time together. They make great friends. Snake loves the attention Rabbit gives and Rabbit is drawn by her sensuousness. They start as friends and have enticing conversations, which draws them together. When they start dating they realise they have similar tastes. They love cuddling in a hidden corner and will feel safe in their cosy nest to explore each other's sensuality. They can make a strong couple, unless their personalities start clashing. Rabbit can get annoyed at Snake's love for novelty and her extravagance, which may cause friction. If their temper clashes, they can't overcome differences.

So... Lukanette can work too, sorry guys. But as highlighted, it also works very well as a friendship. And sadly it's the same for Ladynoir...

What I find funny in all of this is that, if this is true, Luka has the Snake miraculous, Marinette is a Snake sign, Luka is a cat sign, Adrien is a cat miraculous, Adrien and Kagami are a dragon sign, Kagami is a dragon miraculous... Jesus what a circle! Add to the mix Marinette as the RAT miraculous and we have a real laugh… (if any of you has ever watched Fruit Basket, the Japanese anime about the Chinese horoscope, you know perfectly well what I’m talking about!) and Snake/Rabbit as friends and potential couple works for both Lukanette AND Ladynoir, counting that rabbit = cat. And then you think about how Chat Noir bounces on his baton and you think "yes that's a rabbit, indeed"!

Any thoughts?

(apologies if this reflection doesn’t make sense to you!)

[letshaikyuu]

𝐋𝐞𝐯, 𝐒𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐬𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐊𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐲 𝐠𝐟

𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭: Can I get headcanons of Lev, Sakusa, and Bokutoo with a very busty S/O? A lot of people look at their S/O and she's very shy about it. Hopefully this is okay :)

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: there’s no warning cause I want you all to feel confident while reading this, I'll hype you up anon all the time ;3

𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞 ;𝟑

𝐋𝐞𝐯 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐛𝐚

I have a feeling Lev would be somewhat shy at first because he isn’t used to seeing someone with a big bust. Yes, he has an older sister, but that’s completely different, and you’re his girlfriend, so he pays more attention to all of your assets yk? Acts like he isn't sparing a glance from time to time, but his red face always rats him out. After your relationship has been going on for a while, Lev isn't shameless at all to ask you if you have any problems with being so 'gifted' and listens to you whenever you rant

When he starts noticing that people are openly staring at you in public, he definitely gets jealous because that's territory only he can walk on. He has a pout on his lips and pulls you closer to him so that people notice that you are taken. He sees how shy you are and that pisses him off even more because people can be so rude sometimes. Tries to calm your nerves by saying bad jokes or dishing out compliments to make you more confident in your looks. It usually takes your mind off of the stares because Lev is just comical and his jokes would make anyone laugh

Hypes you up all the time that you're extremely beautiful and that all those stares don't matter. He would never go 'Oh it's really annoying' or something like because Lev loves you too much ;3. And he definitely falls asleep on your bust sometimes and when he wakes up, he's so embarrassed, but he can't deny the amazing nap he had at the same time lol

𝐒𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐬𝐚 𝐊𝐢𝐲𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐢

Sakusa is someone that wouldn’t pay attention to your bust actually. The guy is dating you for your personality and your looks are just an added bonus. He seems like the type that would break it off with someone gorgeous but has a shitty personality. I admit, he does look when you're not paying attention, but it's so stealthy that you never notice. Sakusa with the smallest hints of blush on his face because you're damn beautiful bb. If some of his friends mention your bust, he will not hesitate to hit them over the head

He hates attention and crowds, and the people staring at you and making you shy just add fuel to the fire. He has the deadliest of stares while walking in public and a tight grip is on your waist. Really regrets going out, but doesn't complain a bit so that you can finish your stuff in peace. When you two get home, Sakusa wants to compliment you and to tell you not to pay attention to others, but he's not that capable of doing that, so it just comes out like 'I don't mind so you shouldn't either'

He doesn't openly compliment you for your bust because it's Sakusa we're talking about. But he's very proud that he has a girlfriend like you and whenever someone asks him how he found someone like you, Sakusa just smirks at them and tells them it's his charm that got you hooked, and trust me he wouldn't be lying-

𝐁𝐨𝐤𝐮𝐭𝐨 𝐊𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮

Omg, Kou is the happiest man ever. He adores every single inch of your body and especially that part because a curvy person is perfect for Bokuto honestly. Extremely touchy and his hands always 'accidentally' land on your bust somehow. He gives you this sheepish grin and goes 'oops', but still doesn't take his hand away because that would be a crime, and Kou is too nice for that heh. Also, falls asleep frequently and intentionally on your bust because he sleeps the best when in that position ;3

If he could press you completely into his body while you're outside, he would. He's jealous and whines about how people keep looking at you. 'But you're mineeee, that's not fair T^T.' He's such a baby, but I love him omg. Ask him to go lingerie shopping with you and Kou is farting rainbows. He's not embarrassed at all and waltzes into the shop, head held high and ready to slay this shopping trip. You have to buy something he chooses because he'd be the happiest bean ever

He's the one that very loudly tells you how gorgeous you and your body are. You can be directly beside him and he'd still yell. If you ever feel self-conscious, Kou has a Powerpoint presentation ready on 'How you're the most precious human being he's ever met (ft. your bust)'

[everything-laito]

Can you please explain why Laito was freaking out so much in Maniac 7 of his HDB route/just explain what was happening in general? I never completely understood why he started to freak out after Richter showed up?

Yes I shall! Let me enlighten you, anon! What a great ask to come back to after my mini hiatus. Explanation under the cut~! Here’s the translation if you’d like to follow along!

So we get to the opening. Yui’s trying to cook and fighting her depression at the same time. Laito shows up and basically mocks Yui for being depressed and makes a goddamn vampire pun.

Laito: Hehe? What’s wrong? It’s like someone sucked all the joy out of you.

Yui retorts back (hell yeah strong bb girl) despite her being depressed, and Laito keeps riding on his facade. Yui gives up retorting back because she can’t beat his facade he built up, so she goes along with it. 

Laito: Heh. It’s totally me. *Melodramatic* Oh, my very existence is such a sin! I let Bitch-chan have affair with me. And now she stands there and sighs, so lovesick!

Yui: (…why bother fighting back.) Yes. That’s exactly it.

So, the topic switches to Yui’s dad, and Laito’s about to give some sweet sweet lore bits about her dad. He’s then interrupted by Richter coming into the house. Laito then covers up Yui’s mouth and orders her to be quiet and threatens her. Seems like Laito made you invisible or something with his ~vampire magic~. 

Richter walks in, not happy at all (lol emo man) and Laito fakes a smile and plays dumb. Richter says:

Richter: Her scent. It’s here.

By “her scent,” I thought he meant Yui’s scent at first when I played this game years ago. When I replayed it this summer, I realized he’s talking about Cordelia. Richter later compares Cordelia’s and Laito's scent before he exists. But now, Richter accuses Laito of hiding something (which he’s right) and then Richter attacks Laito, and then tries to get information out of Laito. Laito basically feigns that he and his brothers are starving, and conjures a dead rat on the counter to further convince Richter about that notion. 

Richter threatens that Karlheinz will “tear him to shreds” if he finds out about the situation, but Laito, being Laito, is a pro at threatening comebacks. So he threatens Richter by saying he’ll tell “dear old dad” about Richter’s affair with Cordelia. So Richter asks about the sacrifice and Laito tells him that he and his brothers killed her off and how they didn’t know how to treat Yui well because they’ve never had to take care of a girl before. This was after Richter reminded him that they weren’t allowed to kill her.

So then, they get into this exchange:

Laito: Fufu. But we’ve never taken care of a girl before. We didn’t know how to treat her well.

Richter: Our human “friends”couldn’t have gotten their hands on her. Therefore, this girl – the Vessel – must still be here with you.

Laito: So what? I don’t know what you’re talking about. This sounds like family politics. I don’t care about family politics. I don’t even consider us a real family.

Richter: …If she could hear you say that, she would cry. Are you saying you’d want to make her cry?

Laito: Don’t try to guilt me! In the end, Ayato was the one who made her scream.

I know this is a lot of summary so far but it’s worth it for context. Basically Richter was trying to catch Laito in a lie by guilting him about the Cordelia situation. The “she” they are talking about isn’t Yui. Yui doesn’t know what’s going on. It’s Cordelia that is being referred to in this situation. This gets on Laito’s nerves. 

Laito was the “victor” in this exchange, and so Richter leaves. Laito’s angry because Richter was close to catching Yui, who is Cordelia’s Vessel. But Laito keeps referring to Yui as “The Bride.” So Laito has no idea what Richter is using Yui for, so Laito gets mad. 

Laito did say in his brute ending that he knew that Cordelia was in Yui from “the beginning,” however, I think this was an exaggeration. I hope it’s not inconsistent writing because it is the first game and there’s less to keep track of. So I do think he exaggerated it a bit to ride on his pride a little for figuring it out at the very least. If it’s not inconsistent writing. If it was, I’m mad >:(

Anyways, Laito is freaking out because Laito hates Richter, and wants Yui to himself. He doesn’t want Yui to be a part of whatever Richter is planning, so he goes on a blind and kinda jealous (?) rage, and takes it out on Yui. My speculation is that Laito really doesn’t like the notion of an unknown variable. In this case, it’s Yui. He asks, “You, what are you?!” to Yui and violently grabs her. He can’t calculate something for once, and that upsets him; on top of Richter coming in and mocking and guilting Laito about Cordelia. It’s all pent up in that chapter, and poor Yui has to get the brunt of it by the end. 

Hopefully that answered your question, Anon! It’s good to be back! Hope you enjoyed! 

-Corn 

[fymagnificentwomcn]

What are your thoughts about Silhatar Mustafa?

Mhm pretty much indifferent to him, but as many, deserved so much better?

I mean later on he was horrible, but he wasn’t himself anymore following Gevherhan’s death and his disastrous marriage to Atike.

When we meet him we know he’s Murad’s best friend and has a reputation as ladies man, seems like a guy seriously devoted to his work, but having a messy private life lol.

The person he seems most attached to was Murad, we see he is very much concerned about his well-being and happiness, for example he is very glad seeing Murad being happy after a ride with Farya (later changes his attitude towards her after the pig incident). He also has a soft spot for Ayşe (in platonic sense), which mirrors Ibrahim’s fondness for Mahi due to being treated as part of their family (and this relationship stays strong until the end, even in her last episode, he pleads on her behalf with Murad).

It’s clear he and Kösem aren’t great friends, but they both have learned how to co-operate with each other for Murad’s sake, he also seems to have similar relations with the rest of family – there doesn’t seem to be exceptional closeness between him and the rest of the family other than Murad, but everybody manages to get along.

The show starts when Mu/rat loses his previous main male favourite (and I don’t intend here any romantic undertons either ahaha) aka Musa, and Silahtar is given his position. In later flashback scene we see what Mu/rat expects of him – absolute loyalty. Obviously Musa has left big shoes to fill in and Silahtar is undoubtedly aware of this.

Suddenly Silahtar’s professional life and his messy private life intersect because he gets caught between two sultanas – one which he begins to have feelings for and the other who begins chasing after him for a change.

He was well aware Gevherhan might be too far above him and perhaps got scared about having for the first time real feelings for a woman, so he entered into what he thought a casual relationship with Ester. However, he could have sensed that Ester wanted something more, she was pretty vocal about bearing her loneliness aka widowhood badly and wanting to have someone by her side long-term. Then he actually did decide to pursue Gev and like he said start a new chapter with his life, close the previous messy private life and start anew with the woman he truly loved. He also intended to immediately come clean to Mu/rat and ask for Gev’s hand, even at the risk of being executed.

Ironically, what proved to be an obstacle was not where he actually was at fault (Ester), but where he was innocent (Atike).

As I said, Ester serves here as foil to Atike – she has much better reasons to be bitter and want revenge, but ultimately she draws a line and leaves the matter. And LBR nobody would have cared so much about her as about a sultana… but this sultana is lying, even if she herself believes in her delusions.

The whole situation truly gives me Atonement vibes, and as in Atonement it has a bad ending, but here it gets a bit more complicated because of Silahtar’s love and loyalty being connected also with another person – Murad.

I said it multiple times – in the end the real love triangle is Silahtar-Gevherhan-Murad.

As I mentioned in the beginning, from beginning Silahtar is very protective of his friend and sultan and also wants to do as best as he can in his job. He is also a bit naïve about Murad – during the Kasim matter, he scolds Kemankeş for having helped Kösem hide the truth, but he himself has no bad intentions and does not want Kasim hurt – he believes Murad will not pursue the matter as far as he ultimately does.

Similarly, he makes digs at Kemankes to not switch sides for Kösem’s.

When he asks Murad for Gev’s hand, he is sure his friend will treat him at least justly. But boy he was disappointed. Murad doesn’t even ask him about the whole matter and trusts Atike blindly. Then puts him in that praying cell to make Silahtar understand that the most important thing in his life is his padişah and absolute loyalty to him.

To make matters worse, once Silahtar is released from prison, his “friend” decides to complete the “lesson” with “absolute loyalty test” – marry Atike.

Murad is well aware Silahtar does not love Atike and does not want to marry her. He actually uses his beloved (?) little sis and traps her in marriage that has no chances of being ever happy to test Silahtar’s loyalty.

And Silahtar, traumatised and brainwashed by everything – chooses loyalty to Murad. Of course if he had said no, he would have been executed (though Gev would have more strength to live seeing he didn’t abandon her), but he still chooses a sad life trapped in his private life with a woman he now despises… what is left is truly only Murad and his service to him.

In a way, it’s strange that following Gev’s demise Silahtar becomes obsessed with the person who caused him this misery – but at the same he lost everything, all he has left is Murad, he made his choice, chose Murad, so now all he can do is stick to his choice and save what he still has.

When Murad comes to Silahtar when the latter is mourning Gevherhan we see he has learned his lessons by now – Murad is distraught because his mother told him he was guilty of his sister’s suicide, so Murad (as always) makes his friend’s pain be about him and asks whether it’s true. Silahtar now knows what answer Murad expects and states that “all our lives and our paths, life and death, belong to you” and remarks that if Gev had accepted Murad’s will as we all should, she would have been alive. It’s deeply sad to state, but Silahtar knows Murad truly wants no other answer than this. However, before Murad’s appearance, Silahtar recalled telling Gev that only she made him feel alive and now he tells Murad he is practically dead and trapped in his life, and that he needs to live with his pain and regret forever. He actually says similar thing to Atike - yes, he chose loyalty to Murad over the woman he loved and now has to bear the consequences for the rest of his life. Atike, of course, does not get it and still belives they might have a happy ending.

It’s a very dark reality for him now, no wonder he pretty much loses his mind out of this grief, and it only gets worse because he realises Atike will never divorce him and will not even rest until he tries to be a husband to her.

When he comes to her and they “kiss” he taunts her to divorce him and sees that even when he mocks her she’s so obsessed with him, she won’t go let go no matter what. Kösem actually would be happy to see Atike divorcing Silahtar because we know she never liked him, the only obstacle is Atike’s obsession. So later he tries to play the husband part even though it’s clear he continues to despise her.

Ironically, he develops sort of his own obsession, but with Murad. Pretty much tries to remove everyone around Murad and most sadly tries to turn Murad against his mother and brothers. He suggests both changing the law and putting Murad’s brothers to kafes, which is an action very uncharacteristic of his old self. Still, it’s clearly not a vendetta against Murad because we see he still clearly cares about him, e.g. when he hides from him the fact that Farya (whom he strongly dislikes) had connection with Murad’s children death. He does confide it in Kösem though because he knows that while she will scold Farya, she will also keep quiet not to cause Murad any more pain. It again proves that while these two never liked each other much, they were able to set their differences aside for Murad’s sake.

This is not just restricted to his family, but also to Murad’s other men – Abaza, Kemankeş – because he shows Murad the letter from Kösem to Kemankes not only to strike at her, but to make Murad doubt Kemankeş too and he taunts Kemankeş with being Kösem’s spy (which is true because now Kemankeş is reporting Kösem Murad’s tyrannical behaviour, the opposite of what he was sent to Kösem, I love this irony sm ngl)

Kemankeş however is not interested in becoming Murad’s male favourite, but a new serious rival pops up – Yusuf. And a new triangle emerges 😊 Silahtar cannot hide his jealousy at all, even Atike notices it, though as always she mistakes it as him being jealous of her, same with Kemankeş who taunts Silahtar that Yusuf’s relationship with Murad curiously resembles his relationship with “someone else”.

I really despair we didn’t get more of Silahtar/Yusuf/Murad thing NGL, but I’m sure it would have gone this way if Caner had not left the show, I doubt Silahtar would have ever abandoned Murad at that stage, especially since historically he was his most loyal man until the end (“the person who was always loyal and genuinely attached to him since his youth” as Du Loir suggests) and was even in terrible despair upon Murad’s death, sooo.

In short again, he’s not among my fave characters, but he truly deserved so much better because he was living in actual hell and dark place later on, and ironically Murad was well aware of this as he remarked over his body that “for some people living is so painful, they feel trapped and in chains, death is actually relief for them, and only those who remain suffer” (aka exact repetition of what Sil told Murad about Gev following her death).

- Joanna

[shhh-no-ones-home]

green looks good on you  vinny mauro x reader

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Request from @gardenjungle : "If you are taking requests, I would LOVE if you could do an imagine where the reader has a ton in common with Chris (likes hockey and Harry Potter, is a vegan, etc...) so they’re super close, and Vinny is super upset about it because he likes her sooo much and “Chris gets all the girls” ??? Vinny gets no love and you’re one of the only people who writes about him often. I’d also love if you could get a little sexy action in there"

Ngl this is like 1600+ words and i wrote it in like twenty minutes and loved every minute of it. i really hope you like it! i didnt end up adding anything ‘sexy’ but its pretty gratifying to say the least lol.

Song: gold by sleeping with sirens

tag list: @musicsexandpizza69 @svintsandghosts @alilpunkrock @cynic-spirit @theoneandonlykymberlee @ryansitkowskiswifey @joeybarber @thisplace-ishaunted

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i rocked back into the couch, laughing at what chris had said. he was sat next to me, very comfortably, as we chatted amongst ourselves. we had been very close friends for a very long time and i was over the moon that he'd invited me to travel with them for this tour as the videographer. not only did i get to expand my portfolio but i also got to connect with my best friend and his band.

"okay but do you remember that one fall at the orchard when you tripped on that apple and ended up face first in the dirt?"

he laughed out and i sent him a shocked expression.

"i thought we agreed to never bring that up!"

i protested, the other guys around us sort of laughing along, them only half paying attention as they played a new video game. their focus was above our heads.

"but it was hilarious. i looked up for a split second and BAM! there you went."

he said loudly, being a little more expressive at the 'bam.' i shook my head at him.

"okay then, if we are ratting each other out about stupid shit weve done,what about that one time you got your hand stuck in the Christmas tree ties on your dads car?"

i said matter-of-factly. his eyes got wide.

"hey! that was an accident and you know it. we couldve taken my whole arm off!"

he said in his defense.

"i thought it was hilarious."

i said sternly back, smiling widely at him. he stuck his tongue out at me, a notion i gladly mirrored. then he grabbed me around the shoulders, pulling me to him. i screamed at the sudden motion, looking to vinny and rick who were sitting across from us for some guidance but they were to into the game.

"you two are too much."

ricky laughed out, looking at ryan for a second as he walked by. chris pulled me closer before licking a stripe up my face.

"ew!"

i said pulling away from him and wiping his saliva off of my face.

"asshole!"

i said, grabbing his face and blowing raspberries into his cheek. he laughed incredulously, pushing me away from him.

"youre nasty."

he said mimicking my notion and wiping his face. i punched his arm lightly before swinging my legs into his lap, him holding them there and looking down at me endearingly.

"so are you."

i said back, shaking my head at him, nose scrunched.

"you know you love me."

he said, bringing his face closer to mine.

"well yeah."

i said back, squinting at him.

"i think im done for tonight."

vinny said suddenly, pausing the game. ricky sent him a look like 'wtf?' and watched him stand.

"im gonna go get some air."

he said and we all watched him walk off the bus.

"that was weird right?"

i asked and they all nodded. i had a good few chances to talk to vinny since tour had started and he seemed like a really cool guy. someone id be lucky to call a close friend by the time tour was over if not something more. part of me felt bad, like chris and i really where too much for him to handle in that moment. but this was how we always were. we practically survived our teens years together, losing touch for a bit but inevitably going back to the way things where when we found each other back.

"you guys mind if i go out there too?"

i asked and they all sort of shrugged at me, chris letting my legs go so i could stand. as i did i leaned down and kissed the top of his head.

"dont miss me while im gone."

i joked and he rolled his eyes at me.

"of course not."

i laughed a little bit as i descended down the stairs, pushing the door open and seeing vinny leaning against the bus.

"you okay?"

i asked softly, walking to him and rubbing my hands together. i had sort of forgotten how cold it had got. it was late fall after all but the bus was so warm and inviting i didnt even think about grabbing a jacket before leaving. i half shivered as i walked closer, his face being illuminated by the street lights outside the venue.

"uh yeah, everything's great."

he said a little condescendingly, kicking his foot into the gravel under him.

"im sorry if we were too much, i guess when we get together we have a tendency to overshare and its not for everyone. but i suppose thats what you get when youre comfortable with someone the way we are."

i tried to defend to him and he let out a short sigh-laugh.

"its no big deal, you guys really like each other. its cool."

i smiled.

"yeah, hes my best friend."

vinny nodded once.

"how long have you guys been together? i dont recall him ever talking about you before."

i drew my brows.

"together?"

i asked and he seemed just as confused as i was.

"look i get it, chris gets all the girls, being the front man and all."

he seemed a little jealous.

"but i dont think he ever mentioned you before tour started and then one day he told us about some girl coming on to film us. but clearly you guys are close so do you have like a, i dont know, like a open relationship type thing?"

i laughed a little bit.

"you think chris and i are dating?"

he half shrugged.

"well yeah, its kinda obvious."

i shook my head and took his hand in mine.

"vinny i can assure you that chris and i are just friends. if anything hes like the brother i never asked for nor wanted but got anyways. but life just does that sometimes."

he looked down at our connected hands and let go of me promptly.

"i guess it just doesnt seem like that."

he said a little hurt. i sighed and leaned against the bus next to him.

"it would be kind of weird to bring it up to him but i like someone else in this band, if you wanted to know."

i said, looking at him a little hopeful he was picking up what i was putting down.

"oh."

he said sadly. i sighed, i guess not.

"yeah, hes super cool, and nice, and ive really enjoyed connecting with him."

i shivered as the wind blew and he finally looked over at me.

"are you cold?"

he asked, ignoring what i had just said. i nodded a little bit, crossing my arms over my chest.

"just a little bit but i ll be fine."

he shook his head at me.

"no way, here."

he said taking his jacket off. at least he had long sleeves on. he placed his jacket over my shoulders, pulling it together in the front.

"thanks vin."

i said as we both returned to our positions against the bus.

"would your new dream guy do that?"

he half joked, i could still hear the venom in his voice. he was absolutely jealous. i thought it was funny because now he was jealous of himself.

"actually yeah."

he scoffed, hiking his foot up on the side of the bus.

"great."

he said looking away from me. i stepped closer and nudged him.

"he would because he just did."

he looked at me and drew his brows together.

"wait you mean?"

he asked, his face turning to that of shock. i nodded.

"god, yes. vin ive had a crush on you since i got here."

i laughed out.

"i didnt think you would like me back and then i realized just now that that was utter bullshit."

he half smiled.

"and whys that?"

he asked a little cocky.

"you were jealous of chris and that has only happened to me a handful of times in my life. once in highschool when my boyfriend said he would break up with me if i didnt stop hanging out with him. once when i graduated college and my then boyfriend accused me of sleeping with him. and right now."

he looked down a little ashamed.

"yeah i guess that wasnt fair of me to do. i just figured since you guys hit it off so fast that you were into him."

i laughed a little bit.

"dont get me wrong i love him with my whole being, but seeing someone go through puberty just does something to your vision of them ya know?"

i asked and he laughed back, nodding.

"okay, well if you really are into me, would it be stepping to far to ask you out?"

he said hopefully and i grinned widely at him.

"i would love that vin."

he sent me a tired smile in the dim street lights.

"may i also be so bold as to ask if i could kiss you?"

i let out a nervous laugh. i was really gonna let that happen huh? i nodded.

"id like that a lot vin."

he stepped closer to me slowly, placing his hand gently against my cheek, running his thumb over it. his hands were rough and calloused from playing the drums so long but i didnt mind. it kind of felt nice. he looked deep into my eyes before leaning down and capturing my lips in his. all of a sudden it felt like home, like this was it, the thing id wanted for so long and never found. his other hand made its way to my waist as he deepend the kiss. i sighed into him, practically melting against his mouth like chocolate left outside in the sun on a hot day. when he pulled away he rested his forehead against mine and smiled like an idiot, one i gladly returned.

"fucking finally."

i heard from behind me, the bus door clicking closed. both of us turned to look, seeing ricky and chris standing there grinning from ear to ear. i had a mad blush splayed across my face now and was thankful that the light was behind me so it would be harder to see.

"how long have you been standing there?"

i demanded, walking to chris and punching his arm. he laughed in pain as he rubbed his arm.

"long enough to see the sparks fly."

he teased, pushing me back. i rolled my eyes at him.

"get your ass back in the bus."

i said opening the door and escorting him back inside. he made kissy noises at me as rick followed him up the stairs. i shook my head and turned around, jumping a little bit at vinnys presence behind me.

"rick had kind of been waiting for that for a while."

he said, looking up at the now closed door. i raised a a brow.

"oh?"

i asked and he sent me a bashful smile, scratching the back of his neck lightly.

"ive been crushing over you for a while too. and being jealous of chris just as long, rick's been pushing me to say something. i guess it just took one last little push."

he shamefully laughed out.

"at least now we're on the same page."

i said before standing on my tip toes and bringing him down to kiss me again, both of his hands going to my waist.

"now come on, im still cold and the bus is much warmer."

i joked and he nodded along.

"agreed."

[mnemosys]

About the muse

TAGGED BY: @derjaegermond​ [thank you!]

—real name: Shiro

—single or taken:  Taken in all verses (good job, sprout)

—abilities or powers:

Doll-making - His dolls are often made of clay and... fleshy bits. It truly depends on his disposition at the time, really. [Default verse]

Soul transfusion (think Frankenstein, but less depressing) - Although he isn’t interested in the wellbeing of humans as a species, he might be willing to help individuals who are looking to escape their human condition, usually those who are gravely afflicted or on death’s door, by moving their consciousness into a new body, typically that of a clay doll’s. The only downside is, that person would be eternally bound by a contract to him. [Default verse]

Resurrection - Once a person signs a deal with him, death is no longer an option. That’s not always a good thing, though. [Default + SCP verse]

Interdimensional fast travel - Limited to his domain/home. He can materialize and dematerialize at will since, at essence, he is only dust. Upon entering one of the rifts opened by him, however, a regular human has a high chance of being ripped apart, similar to how a black hole would operate. Non-human entities can pass through with ease, but he rarely allows anyone to join him. [Default verse]

Item creation - His coat is a medium, particularly his pockets. There is a random chance he can produce a desired small to medium sized item out of them every few hours (further testing required). The margin of error is too large to be attempted without supervision from at least three on-site researchers and a disposing unit, however. Who knows what Eldritch monstrosities he will unknowingly pull out? [SCP verse]

Item restoration - If he has seen the previous state of a damaged item (or, in some cases, even a person), he can restore it to that moment in time. Think of it like a Windows system restore point. Sometimes it works, other times it has horrible consequences... [Default + SCP verse]

Rebirth through the cycle of Samsara and Nirvana - Nothing of Samsara is different from Nirvana, nothing of Nirvana is different from Samsara. That which is the limit of Nirvana is also the limit of Samsara, there is not the slightest difference between the two. Moder and Shiro are one and the same. One is a concept, the other has a physical form. One actively struggles to liberate himself from the karmic circle, the other clings to consciousness and his notion of self. When one dies, the other is born. By never truly reaching Moksha/liberation, he is stuck in an eternal loop. [Default verse]

Wind and Water Malak artes - Although like any Malak he isn’t limited to one style, these are the two he is most proficient in thanks to his elemental affinities. Healing spells and ability boosts are the most efficient. [Tales verse]

—eye colour(s):  Marigold & Sky blue (heterochromia) + Golden/Amber (for Moder)

—hair colour: White with a slight periwinkle hue / Jet black (Moder)

— height: 5′3 [Default, SCP] to 5′5 [Tales] ; very tall (Moder)

—family members:

Mother: Shub-Niggurath [Default] Father: Yog-Sothoth [Default] Human parents: prefers to believe they’ve never existed [all verses lol] Father (non-biological): Thatcher [SCP]

—pets:  Goro - Samoyed dog ; Milk - Husky rat.

—something they don’t like: Boba tea, fake girls with 2000 personalities who thrive on attention-seeking behavior, people who rely on their looks to get anywhere in life, disrespectful fools, double-standards.

—hobbies/activities: Puppeteering and ventriloquism, sketching, painting, scrapbooking, taking care of stray pets, playing mobile rhythm games [default/Fate verse], baking, playing dress up with his dolls.

—ever hurt anyone before: He makes it quick and painless (yes).

—animal that represents them: The Hare - flighty, timid, solitary (also because of his moon symbolism and how it associates with the Moon Rabbit in Asian cultures).

—worst habits: Aggressive, overbearing, over-protective, easily jealous, co-dependent (can be toxic at times).

—sexual orientation: Demisexual, specifically only interested in his partners and no one else, ever.

—thoughts on marriage/kids: He would happily get married in a heartbeat (even half-joked about it sometimes) but he harbors a strong dislike towards kids. The thought of having biological children renders him catatonic, so he’d rather not even consider it. Adopting is off the table too. Why would he want to share his partners’ attention with anyone else after being ignored and unloved for the majority of his life? Exactly. He is lucky he has them and they are enough for each other.

—style preferences:  It’s an odd mixture of casual and formal. He’s the kind of person to wear mismatched socks and sneakers with suit pants. When he wears tighter clothes, he always makes sure to add a baggy overcoat on top (that’s why his default outfit is the way it is, he won’t be seen dead without his coat). Because he suffers from body dysphoria, he’d rather not see his own shapes. When he’s not wearing suits, he wears loose clothes, hoodies, tank tops, cargo pants, courtesy of his partners (whose clothes he steals all the time).

—approach to friendships: Due to negative past experiences, he tends not to initiate them anymore. He always categorizes people as fickle and his preconceived notion hasn’t failed him yet. Very few make it into his friend circle and very few remain in it. Most get demoted to acquaintances.

—thoughts on pie: He loves baking and eating pizza with his loved ones, but any other kind of pie is meh in his books.

—favourite drink: Irish cappuccino and coffee, pomegranate juice.

—favourite place to spend time at:  Home, green plains and flowery fields, quiet vintage libraries that people have forgotten about, abandoned churches.

—swim in the lake or in the ocean:  The shallow spots of a lake. He is scared of deep waters.

—their type:  Taller than him, mischievous, funny (it’s difficult to make him laugh), protective, jealous/possessive (he thrives in feeling wanted, even if that kind of sentiment is considered toxic by most), nerdy, jocky, playfully aggressive (he is awfully monotone, it takes someone with a high amount of energy to make up for it), gentle, patient, understanding. It pretty much encapsulates his partners.

—camping or indoors: Indoors. He hates it when insects crawl all over him and would cry if he swallowed one in his sleep.