#thinking of simpnoblade

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I had the best thought! imagine the reader being huge type 8'9 tall, but simply being "oh no! protect me" when any of the simpy bois are around?

but just when one of them is in danger they go "no no" and pick them up without problems and take them away, I just imagine simpinnit being the one that takes advantage of that fact the most, reader just can't see he bruised and always protecting him, schlatt exiles simpbur and simpinnit? no no reader will pay a special visit to Schlatt and the next day they are both back

simpza was attacked by a zombie baby? the zombie baby automatically turns mashed potatoes while reader takes simpza in they arms like "how dare you hurt my bird!"

simpnoblade got into trouble with someone from the Server? reader will likely make simpnoblade apologize and stand behind him with a murderous look at the person and move his lips saying "accept the apology otherwise you'll regret it"

and when they the reader is yandere they are like "nop I'm not, just these 4 idiots who always get in danger, and I got attached and they're careless"

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yesss!!!!

as a tall person, i always think its somewhat annoying when the characters protect their s/o but the s/o doesnt do it back! so i like this idea.

i like to think that simpinnit and simpbur would be the ones to exploit it. theyll use you as a way to get out of anything. hell, you even managed to get them out of exile!

i don't think simpza would ever realize that you're protecting him. he is very smart, but also extremely delusional in a way where he doesn't believe you love him. so youll have to directly tell him that you want to protect him for him to ever realize.

simpnoblade is gonna feign annoyance at it. hes an adult, he doesnt need to be protected. but of course, hes just playing it up. your protection and care means the world to him.

[thinkingofsimpyboisinc]

Ok so in another dsmp x reader blog that i also follow they have this Origins smp Isekai reader and I love Isekai reader stories and So- maybe one of the Simpy bois sees a mysterious object that suddenly fell from the heavens and when they go check out to see what the hell was that thing that fell down from the sky and then they found the darling

For Simpza i think he'll immediately take them home and try to treat their injuries if they have injuries from the fall and when the darling wakes up they'll be probably be freaked out cuz oh shit did they died and got sent to bleach!? (Idk much about the anime but i do know that Philza's skin is a character from bleach-) oh wait nO- it's just Philza... Wait-

And so Philza (imma call him Phil cuz he isn't a simp- yet ) is all curious to how in the name of DreamXD did they fall from the sky?

And the darling is also confused cuz last thing they remembered is a truck hitting them- oh well- that kinda explains why they got there

And so the darling spills everything to Philza on how they died and they know where they are and stuff cuz- Come on it's The Philza Minecraft the nicest person in the server how could you not trust him?

And yeah- Philza let's them stay at his place and since the darling is from a different world they might be like him and have one Canon life which makes them fragile at least in his eyes and tries to keep them from going out and stuff- (idk that's only what I thought of for Simpza if the darling was Isekaied into the Dsmp)

Ok so let's go to Simpbur

This could vary from what arc did the darling gets Isekaied tho but-! I can imagine Wilbur thinking that the darling is a fallen Angel or a gift from the heavens or a fallen star or something- and the darling would be very very hesitant to tell him information on where are they from since well- ya know

I may or may not add a second part for Simpinnit and Simpnoblade cuz it's 1 am rn and I'm tired lol- but y'all could just add in your own stuff to add in the Isekaied darling thing if I can't do the part or I'll probably just forget cuz my cousin made me play COD with her lol ^^;;

(also eyy look at me using my two Brain cells to think! :D)

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ill wrote something for simpinnit and simpnoblade cause uou got the other two covered!!! ^^

im gonna assume this happens during his second exile so all he has is dream and ghostbur. but then you fall out of the sky and he makes sure he gets to you before dream. at first your very confused and freaked out but tommy manages to calm you down. a part of him believes that you were sent down to be something good to finally happen to him. youre someone whos never supposed to leave his side.

for simpnoblade, i dont really see how it could fall into any arc. it just doesnt make sense, so lets say this is a time where he isnt at war and phil doesnt live with him. anywho, he hears you before he sees you. hes farming and hears carl neigh loudly as well as a huge thump. thinking that his horse is hurt, he goes to check it out. imagine his surprise when he sees a hole in the stables roof as well as an unconscious darling. techno originally was planning to leave you there, if not just kill you, but then his mind processes that you fell through the roof. therefore you fell from the sky. huh. he thinks that youre some sort of angel sent to make him become better, so he just sighs and bring you inside to warm you up.

[thinkingofsimpyboisinc]

Also to add to the Simps someone mentioned in that blog about seeing Simpnoblade fic and I want- nO I NEED IT-

Lol might as well add a platonic Simp tommy to complete the sleepy Bois or should I say Simpy bois-? 👀 (Imma head out now ^^;;)

(lol forgive me for being a hoe for these simps- also may i address you as Author-sama? Cuz i have a habit of literally calling every author i talk to that ^^;;)

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yes, you can refer to me as author-sama! i dont mind one bit. :))

also, can i steal that? simpy bois is now mine. ive taken it.

what i imagine with the platonic simpinnit is a motherly/fatherly darling (guardian?) that just cares about him and treats him like the kid he is. simpinnit slowly becomes jealous of any other kid on the smp.

just imagine tommy threatening purpled or fundy because his guardian was babying them.

onto simpnoblade, the voices were probably the ones that started or triggered his obsession. you know how chats are, constantly asking to see a pet or roommate or specific item. an example would be rat and badboyhalo or the shift dance with foolish. the voices will basically demand simpnoblade to go and talk with you or follow you around on one of your adventures.

simpnoblade will NEVER hurt his darling. like he would rather just die. im thinking of one yandere dsmp blog that said that if he were to ever hurt you, he will not forgive himself until you give it back to him tenfold. he will let you stop beating him until he is dead.

[thinkingofsimpyboisinc]

I just imagine the darling being kind and with the simpy bois, and when their friends say the family is yandere they say "I know, but I'm already attached, they're like needy puppies and kittens and you know I can't say no for puppies and kittens"

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ding ding ding! youre correct.

a friend of the darling is like "hey your entire family is fucking nuts" and darling is just kinda like no shit?

the simpy bois suck at hiding their obsessive ways. the only one who is actually decent at hiding their obsession is simpinnit, but he still is ass at keeping it a secret. most people on the smp probably know and actively avoid the darling because theyre afraid of being hurt.

i just imagine someone like quackity thinking the darling is being held against their will so he goes and kidnaps them to "help" and the darling just being like "yea no buddy im in complete control with them." lets be honest, darling is in control.

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official introduction bc i didnt do this before.

hi im maii, my pronouns are they/them/it/its and i made this blog because there isn't enough simpbur out there.

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i realized that i started to see some people ask me about more of the sbi family so this account is now for all of them.

tags below to help guide you to each character.

[thinkingofsimpyboisinc]

Hi! I've been following you for a while now and I've been nervous to say anything but I wanna let you know I think you content is really awesome and your one of the better writers for yandere mcyts like this because I hate when there written to be extremely mean and abusive and i appreciate how soft and sweet the Simps™ are- also! I have brainrot and wanna share something I can't get out of my head- just a darling who's really powerful and scary but is literally like a bunny hybrid? Like darling finding Tommy during exile and taking him in, letting Tommy pet them to calm himself depiste literally gut punching someone else for doing so? Or maybe Simpbur during the L'manberg era falling for them during the L'manberg era after they join because darling is constantly offering to just beat dreams ass, or perhaps Techno and Philza falling for them when Tommy and Wilbur can't stop talking about them expecting them to be the cutest little thing alive but when they actually meet darling they are literally threatening to fist fight someone- all in all if the simps get protective they will have a heart attack and dream might end up on an episode of true crime if they don't back off Rabbit darlings new son-

aw! thank you so much. :,) i’m glad you like my content. while the aggressive is okay sometimes, i mostly prefer to stick to the sweet stuff. i’m so thankful for every one of my followers.

i think tommy would be the first to meet the darling. probably during exile as well. they were probably just hiding out on the island, avoiding people, when tommy just falls into their garden. now, normally when people do this, darling will attack, but just the state pf tommy made their heart go soft. when ghostbur comes around, tommy forces y’all to meet and ghostbur is SMITTEN. he’s never met a bunny hybrid before! you can jump high like bunnies? is your favourite food a carrot? he want’s to know everything.

it’ll probably be until wilbur’s eventually revival for phil and techno to figure out anything. tommy would probably wanna keep you a secret cause he knows you hate social interaction, but you see, simpbur doesn’t care. and either way, i think ghostbur wouldn’t be able to communicate that to simpbur when he’s revived so, he’s clueless. they would both go and meet you together. at first, it was probably to invite you to the syndicate. but when they get there, oh boy. techno wants to “invite” you inside his home. phil is much more indifferent to knew people, however. it’ll take him awhile to get attached like the others. but when he does, he’s kind of on techno’s side with that “invitation.”

when the time comes to where any of them plan to do anything, you’re with tommy. simpbur’s coming up behind and techno and phil are watching quietly from the tree line. and dream is infront of you guys now. phil and techno wanna immediately push him away and simpbur wants his help. and you’re having known of it. but nope, dream was approaching you and tommy and then suddenly BAP. where’d he go?

as a bunny hybrid, you probably have super strong legs. so just jumping up and kicking him as hard as you can to tell him to fuck off. you see, in the time you’ve known tommy, you’ve gotten protective of him. so like hell you’re letting someone who tommy’s told you was dangerous get close to him. as soon as the other bois realize what you did, their plans are immediately off for the time being. jesus christ, phil can’t go flying like that! his fragile old man bones would shatter immediately. tommy, on the other hand, has never been more amazed. he’s fucking losing it. not only has he met the perfect parent for him (who he believes is his biological parent cause of delusions) but they’re super strong so he won’t worry about saving them all the time!

in conclusion, simpbur’s threatened, phil and techno now want you close to them, and tommy is convinced you’re his dad, even if you are a woman.

[thinkingofsimpyboisinc]

tall darling taking simpza in they arms and saying "I love you little bird, stop being attacked by monsters" and kiss his cheek and will do the same with the other simpy bois.

reader probably has no idea they are yanderes because for them simpy bois are just puppies that have been through horrible things, god simpinnit, simpbur and simpnoblade have been in wars and the reader needs to tell simpza that they love him , clearly the reader is like "oh my god what have they done to you???"

I like to imagine that darling met simpinnit by accident when they saw that he lived in a dirt house, The darling's parent mode automatically kicked in and automatically were already holding simpinnit in their arms and taking him home to take care of him, and probably simpinnit that was already eyeing reader was like "🥺" "Dream hurt me :,("

simpbur probably met darling because of simpinnit that was taking them to meet L'Manburg and when simpbur saw them and was clearly trying to draw the reader's attention to him, the reader just sighs and takes them both in their arms (because 8'9 giant ) and said "ok ok I'm both now let me take care of you yes?"

simpza probably only knows the reader because simpbur keeps talking about them, and when he goes to L'Manburg to meet that person he simply joins his son in agreeing that reader is an angel, meanwhile reader just spoils simpza with the his favorite foods and cuddling him because in their minds they're thinking "oh he's a kitten, well I think I better get him to come live with me just like these two puppies :D"

and contrary to what everyone probably believes, simpnoblade is the easiest to go with the reader because he has probably never been spoiled in his life, and suddenly darling arrives and fills him with affection and pampering, and God! they take care of his bruises, keep him fed, full of affection, and give him greek mythology books!

meanwhile reader builds a house enough for them and the simpy boys, and all of a sudden reader walks up to the four and says "hey do you want to come live with me? i built a house to fit all of us 5 :D"

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WAIT I LOVE THIS-

tall darling sees that simpinnit lives in a dirt house, so they just kidnap him lmaoo.

or tall darling meeting simpinnit while he was coming back from the fight with dream (like when wilbur was going to meet and compromise with dream, but tommy came along and got into a shoot out with dream over his discs) hes sad about not getting his discs back and the parental darling sees him all sad and mopey and theyre just like "im gonna fucking murder whoever hurt this poor child" so tall parental darling just swoops in like "who hurt? do you need me to fight someone?? ill you protect you, hun."

i would also like to propose simpinnit going to parental darling when tubbo "replaces" him with ranboo and hes all teary eyed like "tubbo ditched me and doesnt wanna be friends anymore ;((" so parental darling just makes him a cake and babys him for the rest of the week.

parental darling knocking warden sam out after tommys and ghostburs deaths.

onto simpbur, i like to think the darling met him while he was still president. they met in the small time period between when l'manberg got temporary freedom and before the election. if the darling is platonic, their all like "look at you! strong boi protecting his country!! good job :D" however, if the darling is romantic, simpbur is gonna brag. hell brag about whatever he can. see? he's strong enough to take care of a family! so have his children!!

darling ignoring philza for awhile after he kills simpbur.

about simpza, if its romantic, he would immediately try to seem like the best father ever. again, he wants you to have his children. if its platonic, simpza wants to protect you alot and wants to prove that he is the best father figure for you and you should just call him dad already!

getting in an argument with simpza and simpnoblade after doomsday. lets be honest, they had no good reason to be that childish.

onto simpnoblade, id like to think you met when tommy was hiding at his house. simpinnit made you aware of where he was, and you go visit him to make sure hes safe. simpnoblade is just amazed by everything about the darling and he super quiet and flustered, regardless of it is platonic or romantic.

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I think it would be kinda funny if the Simpy bois had a darling that always and some how manages to get away like-

Simpbur locking them in a room with no windows and they only have necessities in the room but this slippery mf got out. And Simpnoblade thinks of this as a game of how long will it take for the darling to escape and he will try different ways on how to trap them and keep them locked in before they escape again. Simpinnit kinda helps them? Sometimes? Just to mess with Simpbur cuz he thinks it hilarious on how frustrated Simpbur gets when the darling escapes from him again and as a kind of reward they hang out with Simpinnit. And for Simpza i think he's kinda ok with the darling constantly escaping? As long as they come back for dinner then sure knock yourself out

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WAIT YEAH THIS IS SO TRUE

romantic!simpbur is gonna be throwing a hissy fit, but no one else CARES. maybe besides romantic!simpnoblade. at first, its kinda funny, but he has his limits.

simpinnit will most DEFINITELY help parental darling out. hell claim its just to annoy his brother, but in reality he just wants to spend time with you.

simpza doesnt care, he just wants everyone to sit down and eat like a family.