#Yeah this isn't a joke
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Me: *literally has been declared most knowledgeable on elantris in the fandom* *experts of the cosmere have asked me to sign their elantris*
My cousin: so your blog is about elantris right? You did remake a entire language from the book, so do you talk about that?
Me: yeah no we're gonna ignore that instead for ramblings about Marsh and Sazed kissing
My cousin: .... dude.....
Me: their gonna kiss
Anyways contact me somehow on tumblr if you'd be interested in a marzed discord. I've noticed there's now like 10 of us on tumblr! If I decide to make the server it will be in a few days
#Elantris#Yeah this isn't a joke#I completely remade the aon pure language that's only found in old elantrian scolls. Raoden struggles to read it#I wrote my school notes in it#It was pure aon#I have replicated peices of elantrian clothing in full garment form#I have read elantris 27 times. And probably more than that with audiobook listening#Only book I read for 2 years#I get mocked a lot for it so I don't talk about elantris much#The elantris hate has been really bad post WaT preview chapters :((#Oh I also replicated some of the derethi armor#marzed#marsh x sazed#cosmere#mistborn#cfsbf#cosmemes#faith speaks#sazed mistborn#sazed#harmony mistborn#marsh mistborn#oreo lore#faith's life
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starting to feel like part of the reason that Sam and Celia's romance thing feels a little off rn is cuz like. what do you mean they're actually dating. he asked her on a date and she said yes. and it's working out so far. it's chill and fine. what do you mean they're not pining for 4 seasons, not communicating, and then getting together only after one of them walked through hell to drag the other out and make sure they know they're loved and wanted. they haven't even patched each other's wounds yet hello. aren't y'all moving a little fast.
#ramblings with major#the magnus protocol#tmagp#ripsam#this isn't a criticism or gripe or anything btw this is a joke im being silly#it just feels so STRANGE for them to be romancing like normal people#like im only just accepting genuinely that celia actually wants to date sam for normal reasons. she's so mysterious and suspicious#but she just! likes spending time with him!! she likies him!! this is normal!!#it feels so WEIRD but its chill! it is also really funny#like yeah Celia's whole Thing is def gonna come up at some point but so far they are just vibing#idk its funnysilly to me#it might also feel weird because romance in general is strange to me. but ive already had that minor aro crisis once#we're not gonna look at that rn
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probably shouldn't inhale debris, generally
#in the board room like yeah this shit stupid af let's drop it#jrwi#jrwi riptide#just roll with it#jrwi chip#reuben price#gillion tidestrider#? he's like. there#avepharts#cw drugs#well im. ok the joke is that it ISN'T drugs. but i dunno how else to content warn this.#for the record chip and reuben are somewhere around 14 here
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I love this gay ass show with its literally life ending injuries that heal immediately, but only when convenient to the plot, and its ridiculous use of modern phrases, and its laughing in the face of historical accuracy, and its kissing the face of the fans instead of trying to outwit them, and the way everyone involved in the show seem to go 'I KNOW RIGHT! I'M EXCITED TOO!' instead of mocking the fans
#i have so many feelings#i can't quite express the way everyone involved seems to want us to love the show#like when you love something so you show it to a friend and vibrate with excitement while you watch them love it#so that you can scream about it together#it feels like djenks and the writers and the cast and the crew are in on the joke *with* us#which contrasts so sharply to the way so many fandoms find themselves to *be* the joke#the joke being how much we love the show#the fact that everyone involved cares *so much* about the show is really obvious#not just this is a fun show but this is a *meaningful* show#i truly have never felt so much like i have a community as i have with this show and the fans of it#it is also one of the only shows i can think of (maybe some of neil gaiman's adaptations?) where the trademark over analysing and meta#and theories of the fans isn't ridiculed#this ties back into the being in on the joke thing#back when we didn't know blackbonnet was going to be *canon* canon#and djenks reaction to us freaking out that we were RIGHT was basically#well yeah?#i want to write a love letter to everyone but i don't know how#ofmd#mine#our flag means death#david jenkins#ofmd s2#ofmd 2#kissing david jenkins on the mouth
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A little continuation in my Gabriella lives au that already happened here and here.
So my another little headcanon, besides that Miguel is awkwardly attempting here to sorta adopt Gwen and is trying to figure out how to convince her to go back to school, is the night routine.
So Miguel (who read too many parenting guides* to catch up quickly and not fuck up this precious child) strongly believes in leading by example. So since he wants Gabriella to have good sleeping habits after her nightly routine he also goes to sleep at sensible hour. But he can't sleep through whole night so when he wakes up at ungodly hour he does some light work not to wake up her.
Then he prepares breakfast and bento (he totally had to learn to cook, you can't convince me otherwise) and with time he started having a little fun with it and then it became kinda hobby. It helps him wind down so that after he sends Gabriella to school he is actually able to take an extra 1-2 hour nap.
(* as in parenting guides for child of Gabriella age, totally clueless what to do with a traumatized teenager but after the denial he probably will do the homework)
#spiderverse#gabriella o’hara#gwen stacy#hobie brown#margo kess#pavitr prabhakar#pawter purrker#spider gwen#ghost spider#spider punk#spider byte#spiderman india#spidercat#so yeah I guess my habit of wrapping my sad little meow meows in a blanket and feeding them cocoa has caught up to me#i mean this au is not 100% happy#universe still got destroyed#there are random people at hq that got saved with Gabi#and miguel cant go and brood in his lab about it#putting on a front adds double pressure here#but there is potential of also being more mindfull#idk where im going with it#i guess we will see#right now i have no other ideas#but the initial introduction scene#but that would be too long of a comic that isn't a quick joke#so yeah fandom is winding down and i probably wont find motivation or encouragement#but since my fixations usually last long (as you can see lol)#then maybe miracle will happen
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i think one of my favourite things about house md is that we all call him hate crimes md and malpractice md but like
there's a point where the show veers suddenly into war crimes md, and the funniest fucking thing about it is that it's not even house
#house md#hate crimes md#it's been like fifteen years i don't think i'm tagging for spoilers#also this is apropos of nothing but i've been rewatching house lately and remembered this episode is coming up next season#also also i know what happened isn't actually a war crime but like. let me have the joke yeah#tire fire talks
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my Stephanie Brown hot take is that she should get mad bitches now that she's single in comics. Yes yes shipping BUT the one time she had sex she was punished by the narrative via teen pregnancy. I think she should be allowed to have as much sex as she wants with zero consequences. Could be a lot of sex, could be a little. Point is she should get to do it without getting narratively baby trapped this time. she should get them pregnant, actually.
#ramblings of a lunatic#dc comics#dc#stephanie brown#this is a joke post but it also. isn't#like. i understand that what I'm asking for is a very slippery slope especially in the hands of the average comic writers (hates women sm)#but consider that i think it would be neat if female characters in the batmythos had sex lives again...#babs was out here having cybersex with ted kord in the 90s! helena had sex! black canary had sex and was kinda a gotham chara back then!#cass is generally more interested in justice than in sex and i abide by that#(tho user @casscain-mainly has great meta diving into the portrayal of cass' sexuality! good read and was on the brain while typing this)#steph however? canonical sex haver and got done dirty for it#like. personally i prefer to imagine that steph having sex with dean was 100% her choice#idk man she just felt like it! she wanted to bone#and maybe there's other factors at play there- Dean is by all accounts deeply unpleasant as a person so no doubt-#-stephs chronic low self-esteem played into her choice of man here#but again i like to imagine that it was all sane and consensual (tho not safe which again. lots to ponder there-#-like ik dixon was NAWT thinking abt this at the time but Steph's mom is a nurse. a semi-absent nurse but a nurse nonetheless)#(i find it hard to believe that Steph didn't have a basic sex education. meaning it was either a freak accident she got pregnant-#-or a wildly ooc decision on her part. OR some kind of outside pressure put on her by someone/something)#(we'll never know bc dixon hates me personally)#BUT ANYWAY yeah Steph has some kind of canonical sex drive and is just. soundly punished for it#and then she's with Tim (Paragon of Male Virtue in Dixons eyes) so no sex whatsoever no no no ☝️#and she's never had a seriously considered love interest outside of Tim to ever consider having sex with#ALL THIS TO SAY. let Steph have sex again but without the narrative punishment in 2025#if this is what it takes to get her back in bat books so be it#also she should get to hook up with some age appropriate fellow heroes. as like fun one offs#who's in her age range? blue beetle (jaime)? circuit breaker? assuming we're trying to make this canonical and (sigh) can't pull women#I'm blanking on men who aren't vaguely too old/young for steph or gay. or just awkward (i.e like. kon el. that'd just feel weird yknow?)#ANYWAY yeah. Steph Brown stud era
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#these two angles tied#voltorb#bald#yeah this sure is jigglypuff as seen from above isn't it#i got the joke now. enough of you explained it to me and i saw the clip#this is that
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why doesn’t Evbo just start fucking running up to everyone and punching them off the edges of the blocks before they can parkour battle
is he stupid?
seriously man that'd be so uncivilized unparkourcivilized, if you will
#this isn't pvp civilization#we have standarts here#its like the pokemon world#and yeah i already made this joke#parkour civilization
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Very funny to me how Stansas present her character as being so interesting and complex because of her vulnerabilities, while simultaneously ignoring those same vulnerabilities in other characters. Dany is sold as a bridal slave and lacks agency throughout AGOT and after. Her dragons are either too young/small to utilize effectively or locked away for the majority of the story. They aren't some all-powerful trump card that protects her from harm. Arya is captured as a prisoner of war, forced to watch countless people tortured and murdered, and then essentially enslaved in Harrenhal with no way to fight back. She has an entire arc of feeling powerless, of being a "mouse", during ACOK. She doesn't have "kung-fu" or the ability to magically fight her way out of every situation, she's a young child lacking physical strength with only the most basic sword training.
Sansa isn't the only female character, she isn't the only young character, she isn't the only character who suffered, and no one is obligated to prioritize her. I'm so tired of Dany and Arya being mischaracterized and having their stories erased to prop Sansa up. "Sansa has kept her dignity" In other words, let's praise her for having a level of security that Dany and Arya don't have access to. She hasn't ever been forced to make a hard decision which of course means that she's morally superior to them. They can't even admit to themselves that her lack of action is due to her own passivity. If it doesn't fit their delusion, they erase it from the story and expect the rest of us to play along. Ask one of them what they like about her character without bringing up her being the ultimate victim, and I genuinely don't believe they'd be able to give you an answer. They belittle other characters more than they talk about her and these takes just scream insecurity/jealousy at the content and development other characters have in their POVs.
#arya stark#daenerys targaryen#anti arya bs#anti daenerys bs#asoiaf#anti sansa stans#these being comments on a video of a stansas /correcting/ a Dany stan...the jokes write themselves#/she's a break from the fantasy/ /people would be equally powerless in her situation/ like they aren't even pretending#that they don't use her as a boring every-man self-insert#okay she's subjectively /normal/...what is interesting or important about that in a fantasy novel? 😭#Arya and Dany are so interesting because they have that complexity...vulnerability but also the strength to navigate their situations#and it isn't because they're /special/ it's because that's who they are as characters#Reducing Dany to her dragons or Arya to her combat abilities (which barely exist) is such a disservice to their arcs#but of course acknowledging that they're well-developed and empathetic doesn't square with their fantasy that#Sansa is the most pure important character who deserves everything because she suffered 🙄#they really write entire fanfictions and then go /why don't people think like us?? 😔/#/Sansa kept her dignity/ yeah that's why she's currently part of a plot to poison a disabled child#because she was told she'd benefit from it oh yeah she's sooooooo morally superior to Dany and Arya 😑
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DIVINE LIGHT SEVERED
#Ultrakill#Gabriel Ultrakill#Taking a break from artfight by (squints at writing on hand) drawing?#I know the Act 2 ending cutscene is PHENOMENAL but the Act 1 cutscene gets overlooked.#The description of the light getting ripped from Gabriel >>>>>>>>>>#Unrelated but I've been seeing a LOT of bird Gabriel hcs lately? Which isn't unwelcome just have No Idea why there's so many all at once#Robots are kind of birds to me too tbh but yeah I definitely see the Angel = Bird type mentality#Going to draw Gabriel and V1 doing the eagle death spiral next. Half joke.#Open to interpretation whether it's a territorial fighting death spiral or a courtship one. Given the context of the game either is likely.#Hrokkall Art#eyestrain
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— some sort of doctrine in which you're already missed
bisexualdomtorreto / tinyhappy / the worm king’s lullaby - richard siken / in a dream you saw a way to survive - clementine von radics , for m - mikko harvey / the world is ending - judas h. / loose lips - kimya dawson / arcuiedbrunestud / scp-6476 - tsercele / catalogue of unabashed gratitude - ross gay / no one belongs here more than you - miranda july / creatinghelen / the light that shines when things end - iaon s. thomas
#vwoop.art#webweave#webweaving#I made funnie jokes with my friend that we could have a good life in this discord vc. chatting. and then i blacked out and this was here#<- lying everything is on purpose#Um. one of these things isn't like the others .... scp6476 is my favourite ok ??? don't worry about it#uhhhhhhh thanks 2 spider for giving me many quotes and to adam for existing and both enabling me on discord#yep. okay that's it that's all the commentary#oh wait -- yeah. another webweave about the longing. I know. It's very original
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I can't tell you how refreshing it is to see a Minecraft server whose spawn is actually nice. Where the houses and roads are well-designed and well-lit, and there aren't creeper holes left right and center. It's cool to see this game being played by a group of people who actually care about how the things around them look and who actually maintain their surroundings.
#sdmp#the HOA joke is whatever but it does actually contribute. spawn looks NICE. all the houses look NICE. accidental explosions are REPAIRED.#this isn't some anarchy bullshit where random players just roam and break stuff and steal from afk people#the sdmp EXPECTS YOU to play the game and to be overall cooperative with everyone#yeah people poke fun at each other and do shiesty trades but they don't kill pets and burn down houses. it's just not that kind of server#and i really enjoy that
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(I screwed up the text placement on the last page, read from professor membrane top left, down to zim bottom left, then dib top right)
Poor Dib lol
Btw i headcanon that zim has an internship at membrane labs when they're in high school. Zim talks to Membrane about Dib and them hanging out (he thinks the boys are dating and just not telling him yet) and the professor is hoping zim's "real science" attitude rubs off on Dib lmao
#invader zim#iz zim#iz dib#zadr#professor membrane#my art#zadp#zadf#I like zim's holograph watch lmao I needed him to be checking the time but I felt like if he wore a normal watch it'd seem like a joke#which yeah it'd be funny#but the holo space watch is cool!#....wait hologram or holograph#as far as prof knows the boys were going to a double feature drive in movie#but they ditched that to go monster hunting in the woods + haunted house they ended up finding#so as far as prof knows they went to a movie and have been somewhere in dib's car this whole time 😳#dib is DYING INSIDE that his father accused him (and zim accidentally confirmed) that they did THAT#English isn't zim's first language is Dib's go to excuse bc while zim is FLUENT he doesn't understand some turns of phrase and such
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"Megumi wants Yuji to be with his sister."
How? The fan translation states "walked off beside someone like you, Itadori" not "walked off beside you, Itadori". Clearly (apparently, not, my bad), Megumi was making a comparison.
If he is really trying to state something here about his sister's love life (which is weird, let's be real), he is probably trying to say he wants Tsumiki to have a partner that is a good person just as she and Yuji are.
Even with the framing, I don't think this is him imaging Tsumiki and Yuji dating. It's him imagining the most important, most cherished people in his life. Tsumiki, the only family he really has ever known and Yuji, the boy who has done everything he can to help Megumi since the day they met and forming a bond with him.
Also, when in the manga has Megumi actually been interested in looking for a partner for Tsumiki? He was trying to save her from the coma she got put in! And then later, save her from the Culling Games!
And just Megumi being Megumi, him playing matchmaker for his sister is so off!
"But what about the thing with Yuko?"
Megumi was a spectator if anything else, let's be real. It was Nobara helping Yuko out and Megumi was just there to react and answer questions.(Hell, Nobara even later got agitated at the idea of Yuji getting a partner before she does.) He brought a book with him, for crying out loud. Does that seem like someone who is trying to play matchmaker?
Him putting up a ten points sign was just another scene of him being impressed by Yuji. It was no different from when he said Yuji could beat any of them in a hand to hand fight without cursed energy involved or when he complimented straight to Yuji about how adaptable he is in a fight.
He wanted Yuji's life spared because he couldn't see another good person die. Not because "my comatose sister needs a boyfriend".
If Megumi wanted Tsumiki and Yuji to be "a couple", then how come he never bragged about how great of a person she is after Yuji (and Nobara) learned about her? How come he only told Yuji to "save him" and not "save Tsumiki" when he wanted help to save Tsumiki?
I already seeing people make the "Fushiguro wants the bloodline continued" "jokes" and honestly, ew, gross.
Maybe, it's just me, but it's feels invasive at the thought of one sibling trying to shape another sibling's love life.
Hell, even still, Megumi pushing Yuji to date his sister? He would really try to get Yuji to do that without considering how Yuji feels? For real?
It's him wishing that his sister had someone who she can also form a bond with just as he had with Yuji and for that someone to be like Yuji.
I'm actually surprised to not see those same people making the "Megumi wants Yuji and Tsumiki to date" even make a remark on Yuji saying how lonely he would be without Megumi.
Is it because you can't interpret it any other way than how much Yuji cares about Megumi? Because, didn't not too long ago people were trying to say Yuji didn't care for him? Now that the last two chapters (265 - 266) disproved that AGAIN, I feel like these people are grasping at straws to come up with anything to not admit that there are mutual feelings between Yuji and Megumi.
Same fandom were some people were making incest jokes at Megumi's expense so now he's "beating the allegations" that were never there in the first place. Huh? What?
#like if y'all gonna make jokes at least make them make sense#oh yeah megumi is totally wanting yuji to hook up with his now dead sister totally something that megumi would do#no way he just wants tsumiki to have someone good in her life like he has yuji#be for real after yuji pretty much declared war on sukuna for megumi it's like now some certain kind of people#are trying to look for anything to say that the relationship between megumi and yuji hasn't gotten deeper#platonic or romantic however you see it! THERE IS A BOND THAT IS DEEP THERE!!#the way megumi treats yuji isn't how you would treat someone you're trying to hook up with your sister which is weird#like stop come on now y'all do better#just kiya's thoughts#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk 266#jjk manga spoilers#jjk spoilers#fushiguro megumi#megumi fushiguro#yuji itadori#itadori yuji#fushiguro tsumiki#tsumiki fushiguro#itafushi#fushiita
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I lost the motivation to properly finish this some months ago, but it still holds up ig
#yeah man today we dumping the art too bad for main but too good for the trashbin#this one isn't even that horrible but I feel this dread when thought of posting it comes across#yes this account is my dumping ground for mediocre prsk art (also bad jokes)#my art#minori hanasato#hanasato minori#samo-chan#wolf au#yes this is wolf au (taps at the building) that's the Homo Haus where the Shihosaki occurs (<- deranged)#project sekai
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