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I woke up this morning wondering if it was yet Christmas

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Day 283

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Day 283

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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

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Sketch watercolor

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Peter Falk / Columbo

Art by Peter Falk

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Dallon Weekes is in the backrooms!!!

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Hatsune Morshu

sorry, link. i don’t give credit. come back when you’re a littleMMMMricher!

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had a dream that wolverine and deadpool decided that xavier's school was a travesty so they started their own school and they went out recruiting. They found a few teenagers who were running their own mutation-based clubs. One of them had extremely swollen, bloody hands. Wolverine was giddy to show deadpool what they could do-- turns out the reason his hands were like that is because he had claws, too, but they were basically too short and crooked to come out properly. They were bloody because the boy's healing factor was very weak, and the claws were always going in and out because he wanted to use them, even if they weren't very good. Most of the kids were like that, in that their mutations weren't properly developed, and the meat of the dream was deadpool and wolverine trying to think of ways to get the mutations working without hurting their recruits.

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gacket i want five guys

count em

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youtube is way too fucking male dominated and I blame the insanely high microphone sensitivity that female youtubers seem so insistent upon using

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Gonna keep playing this game until next year. Then I will leave for the hell of it

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it's your turn

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