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ily tommyinnit for foreshadowing a lava death and then doing fuck all about that. it's so good. remembering all the lava death ctommy aus rn. i think i once had a hc where ctommy was drawn to the lava bc exile itself was so cold. so he'd enjoy that warmth. anyways that being said. the dramatic lava stares were rly just there to drive us mad and nothing else

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I seep in my basket good night

ID: Orange and white tabby curled up and laying in a laundry basket on top of some blankets

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watching Seven Samurai

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I could have lived in peace (stayed warm in my bed) but my enemies (job that pays my bills) brought me war (e-mails i have to respond to)

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if you have the words WOOL SOCKS on your label and then the percentage of wool is 3% and plastic material is 97% I should be able to hunt you for sport

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Cryptid of the Day: Mlularuka

Description: Africa has no shortage of giant bats, and Tanzania is no exception. The Mlularuka is described as being a fruit-eating bat the size of a dog. Its favorite fruits include pomegranates and mangos. Skeptics say the bat is a misidentified Lord Derby’s Scaly-Tailed Squirrel. 

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I know this achievement exists for statistics and diagnostic purposes, so the developers can tell at a glance how many people actually started the game they purchased and accurately gauge other achievements from that, but it still makes me laugh. Well done! You pressed 'play'!

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I had a beloved psych teacher in high school who got warned by the principal at least once to stop running psychological experiments on students - he was literally made for prank YouTube before YouTube even existed, these weren't even formally constructed tests of the scientific method, it was just clownery and tbh I think teaching at a catholic school for 2 decades does something to you psychologically.

but anyway the one that went down in history was when he faked his own death in front of a classroom full of his students "just to see how they would respond, for science"

but he couldn't just fake a heart attack...because that would be lame... he concocted an elaborate scenario where a former student of his came in during a quiet self-study time and got in an argument with him about past grades. and the situation escalated, and this kid pulls out a fake gun and the teacher is like "oh my god!!" and gets shot in the chest - he had fake blood and everything and was doing his best to serve an oscar-winning performance. but I mean if you're known for clownery then. lol. most of the students were like "oh. we're being experimented on again" and just sat back mentally eating popcorn as a handful of people who didn't know him well freaked out.

nobody got hurt but he didn't record data or anything he was just like "wow that was interesting...let's talk about why none of you over there cared I was dying...it hurt my feelings...."

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did anyones pet 3d printer recently escape i was able to lure it out from under a car with a can of wet food

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my friend who is sitting in the same room as me just silently emailed me this

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1963 Refrigerator 🤔

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What they want to ask: How long are you staying in Lithuania (in months)?

What they ask:

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one of me and my brothers favourite bits to do is pretend we're cavemen seeing modern things for the first time. like an airplane passes overhead and i go 'caveman' and we both point and stare at it pass with gazes of abject horror and disbelief like we're about to experience the rapture and have seen the closest thing to god we ever will

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You ever think about how we call toddlers that because they can't walk right. They toddle about. Fuckin idiots. Fuckin idiot steppers can't walk properly. Call 'em wobblers. This is my son Jeffrey he's at the age where I mock him for walking like a fucking scrub. "Skill issue" ass name.