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Info post!! (FINALLY. Should have done this months ago-)
(Welcome home is created by @partycoffin!! This is fanmade! By me!)
So what is the Slime AU???
(*dramatic music*) IN THE BEGINNING, the original world that Welcome home started off as, was starting to alter into one sustaining a slime like world, due to
(Who came from a different planet) ((Too lazy to explain lol))
And so now everything is in this "slime form". But, YOU and a few other people/animals/plants were not affected by this slime goober, and THIS plays the role of how you met the welcome home cast. You, now knowing about them, teach them about specific things, lifestyles, foods, culture, whatever is not part of the slime life style, they do the vise versa to you also, which then creates a good friendship between you and them. (Which is now the present.)
What about the neighborhood?
The neighborhood in this slime AU is basically modeled the same way as the original, just somethings are slightly different, designs of the homes and environment. This also includes Home, (Which I will in the future make a template on). All you need to do in order to make a home, is to get the assistance from one of the crew members, which will be easy, so anyone can move right into their little neighborhood! They usually love visitors/new neighbors, are really welcoming and will try and help you fit in!
How do they heal?
When a crew member is injured, Doc, (Frank Frankly), is able to heal them using the same way we in real life make slime, using the same ingredients. For instance, if they were to get cut, or lose a limb, Doc would be able to re-create that limb, or patch up that cut by creating more slime to cover it/or to replace the missing limb. But this slime is very specific, for you could not just use any other slime. It needs to be the same color, same density, and have the same stretch as the original slime crew member. Here is a visual!
What happens when they eat food?
Eating food is one major way of getting energy. The second way is sun bathing (this only works for warm colored crew members, or partially warm colored crew members, which doesn't work as efficiently but still works) When someone ingests a type of food, it absorbs into energy, letting them be active. If someone ingests something that is not food, they usually, well, vomits it out I guess lol. Like if Melly were to eat a rock (which he would) his body would reject it and spit it right out. It does not cause harm to them though, so there is no way for them to get poisoned, but if they go for a very long period without energy, they will die.
Can they melt or freeze?
If they are sustained in a boiling hot environment, they will slowly start to melt into more of a watery texture, their stretchability (yes I made that up) will decrease, preventing them from morphing or traveling. (Just think of those water slimes and that's basically how it is.) This goes the same with freezing, but instead of melting, their slime texture starts to harden and become more chunkier, making it harder for them to move. (Now just think of those ugly chunky slimes and that's how that is.) This can, and is one way, that they can die, which is why they try to avoid situations that lead to those certain outcomes.
Okay, so then what the heck is morphing?
Morphing is a very common way to show affection. Its when two or more crew members/persons join together to become this blob. They will still have their conscious, but will just have the same body. And depending on what color they are, it creates a new color. For example, if a red person were to morph with a blue person, it would create a purple blob. If one of the persons is in a melting form or freezing form, they cannot morph with them, unless they go back to their normal state. This is a very complicated subject, but you get the gist of it, person + person = one big blob person.
Traveling is when someone goes into their slime form and moves around in that form. They can travel through things that are ONLY their color of slime/slimes. Another example would be if Melly wanted to travel tree by tree, he would only be able to travel in the trees that are the same color as him. If someone were to have more than one color, they would be able to travel in those colors, but wouldn't be able to travel at a speedy rate due to the combination of colors that they have. When someone is in their slime form, their accessories or clothes dissolves into their slime form. Its still there, but just not entirely visible. Here's another visual for morphing and traveling to make this less complicated:
(I simplified their appearance so its not exact!)
Please, please, PLEASE, if you have any questions PLEASE ask me so then I can attach it to this post so other people will get the answers!!! Not sure if I really like how the AU started, but, whatever, I'm too lazy to think of another one, so i'm sticking with it. Get it? Sticking to it? Yeah okay, I need to be stopped. ANYWHO,
Here is the Ref for the little guys!
Currently, I'm trying to make new references, but this is all I have right now! (I'll add more to this post in the future!)
Okay, toodles! 💫
#welcome home#welcome home au#welcome home arg#welcome home fanart#info post#slime au#slime wally#SO FLIPPING GLAD I GOT THIS DONE-#HOLY CANOLY#Now I gotta work on the others lol#YEEE ROBO'S AU IS GONNA BE SO FUN YWDIEBJBJHWDBNHVEKJHFCBKRCRBC#I had no clue where I was going with the 2.0's-#Like-#HUH?-#Yeah screwing that idea-#WEARY'S GONNA BREEAAAK MEEEE#WE'RE ALSO SO CLOSE TO 200 FOLLOWERS!!! YEPPIE!!
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the place me and my roommate were supposed to move into today was so disgusting and uninhabitable we just took our stuff and left and now we're gonna be staying at airbnbs and hotels until further notice/until we can find a new place hopefully quickly...........im in my homeless drifter era y'all!!!😍😍so if im not as active then thats why LMFAO
1 like = 1 prayer
#bro was literally trying to rent us a silent hill apartment#we already paid first and last too which was 2700k and he said hes not gonna refund us EVEN THO WE DIDNT EVEN MOVE IN!!#like first month i get BUT NOT EVEN THE SECOND MONTH?? all landlords go to hell#looking back at the og listing like.....yeah i can see why he never took pics of the outside......literally looks like a landfill😃#we're SO LUCKY that uhaul allowed us to keep our things stored with them bc if they insisted on our shit still being dropped off#we woulda been so screwed/forced to move in and then would have had to hire ANOTHER uhaul to move back OUT lol#AND I HATE MOVING the idea of unloading all of our stuff just to pack it again literally makes me wanna perish#but even tho i may be a homeless drifter rn that wont stop me from also working on my oneshot between searching for places😍#the oneshot has a smut scene at the beginning LMAO and smut takes me forever to write so id been putting it off#but now that im over that hump (pun intended) i think ill be faster now brrrrrrrrrrr 9k words so far#its probs gonna be like 40k LMFAO maybe longer... idek#but also ill be hella busy trying to find a home so LMFAO who knows...chat im so fucking TIREDDDDD🧎♀️🧎♀️#my moms trying to see if she can fight him and get our money back but it aint lookin good bros#if i randomly open commissions then youll also know why LMAO
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Me, every time anyone says anything about "waiting for The One God has for you"/romantic soulmates/etc: Stop, stop, stop! Why are we implying that everyone has a soulmate when everyone does not have a soulmate? God's going to get nasty letters saying "Where's my soulmate? Why haven't I found my soulmate?" and do you want Him to have to deal with that? I don't think so! Stop spouting heresy being so silly!
#This came to me while I was eating my salad#salt and light#But seriously like the idea that there's only one person for any other person no more no less because ~God says so~ is absolute nonsense#Because *waves my hands towards everyone who's ever wanted to get married but never found someone ever*#and the “no marriage in heaven” thing because some people end up falling in love again after death parts them from their first spouse.#I would really really love to find someone and settle down in the future#but it is absolutely not guaranteed and the odds that God is just going to drop my ~one and only~ in my lap#because I could ~never be fully happy with anyone else~#is like. nil. highly implausible.#Love is a choice and and action and I won't deny that many people are incompatible with many other people#but like. there's not just one person ~Guaranteed and Divinely Intended~ for you.#That's just not how it works.#God can set the perfect guy/gal down in front of any of us and we could screw it up. This whole thing leaves no room for human agency man.#Free will* exists and I will die on that hill#*human free will is not the same thing as Divine free will and will always have some limits placed upon it by our nature as limited beings#but I don't believe our whole course was charted divinely for us at the beginning of time either (hi Arminian here)#but that's a whole other debate lol#Yeah. All that to say. We are not promised a spouse.#And that's okay.#As this coming Sunday reminds us we have something far better offered to all of us.#Trite as it may be to say... He should be what we look for.#Anything else is an add-on.#...holy cow that was a rant in the tags but I stand by it.#Starlight's Nonsense
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After Ody gets home and, of course, slaughters all the suitors and reunites with his wife and son, that man absolutely sat down with a council and immediately pulled out schematics, like:
"Cool, cool. So, first things first: We're building new temples for Athena and Hermes. What? Placement? Oh, yeah... Just knock down the Poseidon one. It's fine. I stabbed that God, like, 20 times into submission. Pretty sure that means the ocean is my b*tch now....And f*ck that guy anyways, am I right? So, for Athena's temple, I'm definitely thinking blue✨-"
#epic the musical#Odysseus#Hermes#Athena#Ody just going around Ithaca for the next few months of his mental recovery like he's in a home remodel show with the temples#I love the idea of Hermes and Athena fist bumping in their sweet new temples- waving at Uncle Poseidon glaring at them from the water#I feel Ody would feel the need to thank them in some way since they actively were helpful to him?#Mythology tells us that gods f-ing love temples#Yeah yeah he'll fix up the palace and deal with the food stores and all that too- but first: which shade of green would Hermes like more?#Ody: F it. I'll just ask him-- GRAMPS!!!#But srsly why is Poseidon just cool with getting stabbed? I would be concerned about retribution and the raising of the tides once he heals#But i guess Ody isn't?? So yeah screw it- do whatever he wants now. Kill all the cyclops. Why not?#All he hears are screams- and he's jamming out
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You made Killer such a cute little sad boy omg I am screaming. Please hug him or something, or trap him under a content little kitty idk but he needs it.
I love your art, it's so soft, sweet, warm, and cozy. Like marshmallows in warm hot cocoa <3
awe, ur sweet anon, thank u i appreciate this very much <333
belated cuddles from a kibby and his crush!! for the birthday boy! (napping at the coziest corner at ccino's 😎)
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#mblue art#self insert#killer!sans#(after drinking warm hot cocoa w marshmallows on a slow quiet day? yes!!)#(that's a lovely drink i should make that when i get the opportunity 🥰 ty again anonnn)#campus au#km#km route#(killer is a poor little meow meow to me so reading that first part made me chuckle haha)#(supposed to b a sketch but brain said screw it and slapped on colors 😤)#thank youuu to you guys for following and enjoying this little college au comic thing with my sona and killer !!#there's more to come with these two sillies but yeah i love my little college au !! w/ different routes !! bc i love more than one skeleton#AND shoutout to my friend for rambling with me and encouraging ideas in my head ily !! yk who u are <3#comics r tough but i'm glad i was able to finish what i planned 🥺;; (i'm proud of myself for that actually... ue ueu e...;;)#(big yippee i love u campus au my beloved)
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I’ve been thinking about having a double.
Maybe they’re better than you, and you resent them for that. Maybe they’re better than you, and you are in some way grateful that you don’t need to be perfect anymore, because they will be perfect for you. Maybe they’re better than you, and everyone else agrees, and you are left alone, and you hate them because of it.
Maybe they’re worse than you, and you feel such a deep empathy for them because that could have been you. Maybe they’re worse than you, and you hate them because they represent everything you hate about yourself. Maybe they’re worse than you, and everybody else agrees, and when they abandon this lesser version of yourself you must wonder how easily you could be discarded as well.
Maybe one of you is more real than the other, and you both know who it is. Maybe one is more real than the other, and you don’t know who it is. Maybe both of you are equally real, which means you are equally unreal, and as halves of what should have been a united whole you become something either so much greater than yourself, or so much less.
Maybe you were torn in half, and you will always feel the phantom pain where another consciousness was ripped from your very being, where you were born from an act of unfathomable violence.
Maybe you discovered them, as you were just living your life, and it shook you to your very core, because if nothing else was certain, you at least had a sense of yourself as a singular entity, and that sense of self can never fully be regained.
If your double experiences something, are they stealing that experience from you, or are they expanding the definition of you so that you may experience twice as much? If someone loves your double because they think it is you, is that love stolen? What if your double loves them back?
If you love your double, is it because you love yourself, or because you love the person you were, or the person you could be? Is it because they know you like no one else can? Is it because they are inescapable, as the self is inescapable, no matter how far you run? If you hate your double, does it mean the same thing?
Is your double your reflection? Are they your shadow? Are they a carbon copy or the imprint you have left, the inversion of your impression on the world?
If you kill your double, have you killed yourself? Or have you become, for the first time since they existed, an individual?
Does killing your double make you a monster, or does it finally make you human?
#I have no idea how to freaking tag this - I was thinking about ISAT and WTNV but it doesn’t really apply to either of them#it’s just the fact that they involve doubles - mitosis in isat’s case? I don’t know#screw it I’ll just tag both it’s decently relevant to any piece of media with doppelgängers#I should tag ISAT spoilers anyway considering the tags and the context of the post#it’s just. it does something to my brain. it does something to my brain that I can’t fully explain it’s just. I don’t even know.#there’s so many ways to approach this and they all mess with me so badly#in stars and time#isat spoilers#welcome to night vale#yeah I feel less weird about tagging wtnv because it has so many doubles even outside of Kevin and Cecil and this fits with it anyway#utmv#madbard rambles
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And now i try again my hand
At taming ghosts and counting sand
#whos normal and okay? 💥💥💥meeeeee💥💥💥👍🏼#won't elaborate. i just thought its a powerful line is all#hylics#wayne hylics#artstump#after pondering a bit i like the idea of him failing miserably at taming ghosts that he is sent to the afterlife instantaneously xD#like yeah ok weird alive moon man. get sent to death land!!#and hes like ok damn i will chill with the fish instead screw yall guys#totally not what i had in my head when drawing this but hey different interpretations are nice! 😂😂🙈
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im just playing dress up w/ them at this point lol
#cult of the lamb#cotl#narinder#cotl narinder#cotl lamb#cult of the lamb au#cotl fanart#the lamb#the one who waits#cotl the one who waits#artists on tumblr#cotl art#artwork#lamb x narinder#the lamb cotl#okay i had this idea after going insane abt their clothes abt fisherman AU#and by vessel its the lambs fucknig BOAT#the lambs got a lot of screws loose and is very hard headed n stubborn#narinders been exiled and is a stowaway same w/ the twins lol#spotted loony lamb w/ their porcelain crown & they were the perfect victim to harbor the traitors#oh yeah lol the bishops yeeted the red crown to the sea n the whoel idea is that the lambs like “lol i liek the red crown sure”#anyways canon is fishsticks here and this AU is mostly for art LOL
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One year ago I made this lil comic about being aromantic, based on the lyrics of Eaten By The Monster Of Love! I meant to post it on the anniversary of me making it but I missed the day, oops... so today felt like a fitting alternative :3
Happy Valentine's Day!! Whether you were eaten by the monster of love or not, I hope you have a fun day today!
#i am very attached to this drawing because it was the first digital thing i drew in a long time#(and whatever i made before this was just aimless doodles at best anyway) so when i finished this and was actually happy with it#it was such a momentous occasion. like looking at it and thinking wow i actually like this a lot#so without it i don't think i really would have picked up digital drawing. definitely made me feel much more secure in my artsing abilities#and i made it with the intent of submitting it to this one publication / zine that i just miraculously learned about#so that's why it's important that i liked it enough to want to show it to anyone#the theme was to do something that combines the themes of queerness and horror / monsters etc#and another limitation was to use only these two exact colors that you see here. also i drew all of this with mouse only#because i didn't have my drawing tablet on that day (not that i even used it much before this) and was running out of time to submit it lol#so yeah thinking about monsters and how i could mix that with being aspec is how the idea was born#i still remember the thrill of coming up with this and thinking YES i could make this... theoretically... screw it i will really try.!!!#so yep my submission was accepted. even without that i still liked it but when i learned about this it was such a WHAT!!!!??? moment#someone out there saw my drawing and liked it enough to have it printed next to the works of all these other artists...#and now more people are going to see it too. and that is so wonderful. huge moment all in all one of the best defining moments of last year#my art#sparks#sparks band#ray the cat#(her look has changed a bit since heh)
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Shinigami: Kyaha I win~✨
Makoto: …
Yuma: Ow…
Never accept a challenge from the ghost of a death god to doing a candy eating contest. It’s Halloween, she’ll win every time 👻🍭
Happy Spooky Day Everyone! 🎃
Hope you got a nice haul tonight~ But don’t eat too much candy, or you could get a stomachache!
#rain code#whumpcode#master detective archives: rain code#rain code spoilers#yuma kokohead#makoto kagutsuchi#shinigami rain code#pixeldoodles#my art#halloween#the tummyache survivor duo get screwed again ;w;#Happy Halloween everyone!#I wasn’t sure if I wanted to draw something given what I usually draw... >w>#but then thought of this silly idea#shinigami challenges these two to a candy eating contest after they returned#and they accepted…and lost#I can see Shinigami as a glutton for candy#these two however? probably can’t eat too much of it#so enjoy your tummyaches you silly boys ~#suffering the consequences of your own actions again#they’ll be fiiine xD#only sicknario I can think of for Halloween#yeah…take it and enjoy ig??#I can’t draw costumes well I'm sorry#I was working on this while waiting to give out candy#didn’t know what to do w the bg here either lol#its halloween shinigami can be here idc
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12-2 am doodles bc my brain decided to lock in only now
#premaposting#undertale#undertale yellow#uty#ceroba#ceroba ketsukane#uty ceroba#undertale oc#utpm#heilena utpm#wings of fire#wof#peril#peril wof#yeah in short heilena got screwed over by chance big time#bad stuff happened. outraged. had to leave the guard for good#gives you an idea what happened to the echoes in the end and why they had to create the horizons#a bit of foreshadowing but reexperiencing things is not fun at all
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Maybe with Transformers, there should be interpretations that take more emphasis from the character’s name as is. If what I said makes sense
What I mean is like, Megatron’s name partially comes from megaton, which can be a measure of explosives, so give him something explosion related. With Bumblebee, either make him an animal Transformer or a techno-organic, or maybe just give him a flying vehicle since bees fly. Or with Arcee, her name (I think) coming from “RC”, so maybe give her drones she can remote pilot
I don’t know, just random ideas I’m having. I think it’d be neat
Granted there are names you can’t really do that with. Like what are you supposed to do with Optimus Prime
#my brain’s currently thinking about Transformers designs#and how they should be more bold in their new iterations#like give characters alt modes they’ve never had before#change their colors up#maybe something will actually be pretty cool and stick for a bit#but I didn’t really know how to word it and be substantial for a post#but then I also had this idea as well so I decided to use it#I like it as well so another reason to post it#maybe I need to make a Notes page with the Transformer names but more literal#and see what one could maybe do with the names#but yeah anyways#transformers#character idea#random stuff#eh screw it tag who’s named here#megatron#bumblebee#arcee
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Monsters are made up of "Love, Hope, and Compassion," but I see it as a metaphor for their society as a whole. The Underground society is more peaceful, due to much less competition than humans, most likely due to less access to resources, which most likely contributed to cooperation.
Perhaps because of this, their scientific and technological progress has slowed down (the closure of Steamworks and the dismissal of all engineers. And the opening of a scientific complex with ONE scientist.) although because of the magic, they probably don't need that much technology...
As I said, their society is becoming more peaceful and monsters are just more inclined to cooperate. For them, murder is an unthinkable act (remember when Ed joked "that now he is with the wind," Martlet was shocked by these words.) Perhaps the monsters have built a kind of utopia within a limited framework
Even if the monsters broke the barrier and killed all the people, many people didn't like this result very much.
(Starlo rummages through a garbage dump and finds a VHS tape of Saving Private Ryan and takes it to his gang's house to show everyone, thinking it's about cowboys;)
P.S. This is the result of my brainstorming, which I decided to share with you.
I find it interesting that people think that monsters are made of "love, hope, and compassion" when the book from the Snowdin Librarby states:
Love, hope, compassion... This is what people say monster SOULs are made of.
But the absolute nature of "SOUL" is unknown.
After all, humans have proven their SOULs don't need these things to exist. - Book 6 (from the left) in Snowdin Library
Note that it doesn't state that monster SOULs are 100% confirmed to be made of "love, hope, and compassion;" it's just what they're said to be made out of (by monsters, so this conclusion is of course going to be biased) but what monster/human SOULs are actually made of is unknown. Love and hope and compassion are things that both humans and monsters need to live though. A monster denied these things will Fall Down because, being composed of magic, their dispositions are weaker than humans and they rely heavily on their SOULs/emotional state to sustain their being.
But humans have physical bodies that aren't linked so closely to the state of their SOUL. A human will certainly not die without love and compassion and hope, but that doesn't mean that they'll remain the same. Take what Frisk turns into over the course of a No Mercy Run (and I suppose I can throw Clover in here as well, even though they're from a fan-game). They become worse, warping into violent beings that are unrecognizable as human (Frisk)/unrecognizable as their former self (Clover). It's not a literal death of the person but more of a figurative death of the self.
Or look at Flowey: former monster, now SOULless being who's become so detached from his own emotions that love and compassion feel foreign to him. He's not dying from a lack of those feelings, but the person he used to be died over time + hundreds of Resets and Reloads and he's turned malevolent. He's able to recognize himself in Frisk when they finish a No Mercy Run in the Ruins ("Hahaha... You're not really human, are you? No. You're empty inside. Just like me."). This is the closest that you will likely get to seeing what a monster could become without love, hope, and compassion without Falling Down because Asriel exists in the physical body of a flower that is sustained by DT. And here he is drawing a comparison between himself and an exceptionally cruel human, proving that humans and monsters aren't so different from each other in the matters of the SOUL.
Tl;dr, personally I don't think that monsters are made of love, hope, and compassion like they claim to be. They still bully each other. They still hurt each other. They still want to go to war against humanity* and bring about the death of humankind. That doesn't sound loving and compassionate to me. They're peaceful beings and a large part of that is because of their magical physiology that relies on them feeling good in order to exist + they're all crammed under a mountain that practically forces cooperation with one another (you're stuck with your community whether you like it or not so you might as well get along). But that doesn't make them perfect.
And I have no clue how Starlo mistakes Saving Private Ryan for a cowboy movie from the title alone, but rest assured that I doubt that the Five making it through a war movie. Or any sort of movie that's excessively violent (unless it's a western and the violence is depicted in a more glorifying way but even they have their limits). They're LARPers, entertainers, not fighters.
*Though this fixation on destroying humanity seems more like monsters focusing on some nebulous goal that comes with their freedom than actually wanting the death of the human race, judging by how quickly they give up the War as soon as the Barrier is broken. Monster society is peaceful, crimes in the Underground are of the petty variety like theft. They lack the disposition for violence, judging by how so many of them aren't actually attacking Frisk/Clover but are instead communicating via magic which is perceived as an attack by humans--and those few monsters that are attacking for real can be dissuaded with the proper ACTs. I'd imagine that because monsters are so divorced from violence, they don't truly understand the suffering that comes with it; had they been plunged into actual war, they wouldn't have lasted long.
#[rusty door hinge noises]#tl;dr take the whole monsters are made of ''love hope and compassion'' thing with a grain of salt.#i read that part when i first played and i was like ''but I'm a human and i need love. the idea that a human doesn't need it is BS''#i also avoided bringing up UTY in this one because this is more about UT itself and UTY is a fan-game but yeah. if it were canon#then Chujin's actions would definitely have been a massive counterpoint to the whole ''monsters are made of LH&C'' thing.#and i haven't seen Saving Private Ryan myself (or if i did then i forgot) but i did watch Silence of the Lambs recently. i can just see#Starlo and his posse hating it. how can Hannibal just kill people? how can Buffalo Bill skin human women for a woman suit??#this is so screwed up!! you humans call this entertaining? ''0/10 there were no lambs in it. was hoping for a farm with some cowfolk#and we got nothing''#sorry for the spoilers on this over 30 year old film :(
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*head in hands* oot link is such a tragic character and it makes me so sad
#like everything about him was a lose/lose situation#he had to be a hero at 10 years old#and even tho he got aged up#he was still mentally 10#so of course zelda sent him back in time#he didn’t quite understand what was happening#and having to go your whole life being judged and looked at weird simply because you don’t act your age?#or going through life not aging mentally in a natural way?#I imagine that that would screw everything up#and so yeah going back in time to age naturally was good#but then there’s majoras mask and the whole idea that nobody believes him#I mean. they believed him when he called out ganondorf#but having a 10 year old tell you about the moon falling and giants stopping it and all that#I’m sure a lot of people thought he was crazy when he wasn’t#not to mention he probably was no longer mentally 10 in mm since he not only went through all that trauma#but also was stuck in a time loop#and to top it all off. all the people. all the friends he made#were either gone or don’t remember him#because they never had the relationship he had in the adult timeline#poor oot link :(#and this isn’t to blame zelda at all#I cant imagine how hard it’d be for HER having to send him away#where she’ll never see him again when she def cared about him#just. agh#a lose/lose situation like I said#smiles rambles
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It'd Definitely be a One-by-One Situation and Then a Full On Intervention Once Everyone Agrees That Jax Would NOT Make a Good Dad
One-by-one first, though; starting with Zooble
Zooble: Do you even like each other?
Jax: We like sleeping with each other. Izzat good enough for ya?
Zooble: *Groans and Refrains From Strangling Jax* She's having your kid, a[!%$&]hole. Don't you think you should, oh, I don't know, at least think about being a better person for her sake?
Jax: *Pretends to Consider It* No. We've got a good thing go- *Pauses for a Second* Wait, back up a second. What did you just say?
Zooble: About what? I just spewed out a lot of s[!^$&]. More for Pomni than you, but, whatever.
Jax: The, uh... the thing about the kits.
Zooble: I said "kid", Jax. As in one "normal" kid.
Jax: *Trying Not to Freak Out* Uh-huh, yeah, right. Hey, y'know, I just remembered that you're kind of annoying, so I'm gonna leave now. *Races Off Cartoonishly*
Zooble: *Quietly* Why are they both so weird?
#The Amazing Digital Circus#TADC#TADC AU#Partial Abstraction AU#“You're Telling Me a RABBIT Screwed This Pomni?!?!?”#And the Best Part is That Caine Has Absolutely NO IDEA#Yet#He's Gonne F[!^$&]ing Blue Screen#B.ored F.renemies W.ith B.enefits#TADC Zooble#TADC Jax#So... Yeah#Now JAX Knows But He's Under the Impression That Pomni’s Gonna Have an Entire Litter of Kits#The Lack of Communication is Astounding
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Happy 4/13, here's the Deltritan or Satyr Equivalent to Dragon Ball for their species and civilization.
#this was originally just satyr goku but uhhhh then i started thinking of more ideas with tien shinhan and krillin and bulma so uh yeahh#bulma's was rushed near the end; did all this on mouse and keyboard not a tablet and pen or phone & over 50 layers lmao#yes I spent way too long on this and yes i am mostly proud of it xD wanted to do something for 4/13 so here you go hs fandom#also partner wanted to see this idea realized since i had joked about it so i said screw it i'll make it real#instead of Shenron it's a Draconequus like Discord thus Draconequus ball instead of dragon ball collect his chaos orbs idk#once enough chaos magic is gathered in his orbs he will be summoned and grant one wish you get the idea; Dirk likes MLP#so i figure a narrative made by him would have influences of his subconscious yknow? just made sense in my mind#but yeah so here's some satyr headcanons for the satyrs species in hsbc in the form of a poster you would find in a omega kids room#i suppose if they're also called that but i guess we don't know yet; we don't know much of anything but wanted to get this out b4 413#juuust in case one gets revealed on 4/13 and I get something correct it would be really neat and funny :)#no its not perfect it was meant to be a rushed silly edit then went further and just kept going; i know there's issues all over lol#anyway here's my deltritus prediction that at least one kid will have some kind of anime poster and it'll be a legally distinct parody thin#we got some horse themes and some aquatic elements in there and the non-humans i didnt have time to edit ideas in for lol#ran out of time with Roshi and Yamcha so they're gonna be rthe classic greyscale humans just because i gotta rest soon and april 13#homestuck beyond canon#homestuck#homestuck satyr#homestuck fanart#413#4/13#this was an old dvd or vhs poster that somehow has adult piccolo with the rest of the original gang lol this is a joke edit but also#i drew stuff so going in fanart tag c: <3 no reference just drew some stuff on; the nose for son goku was from zoidberg futurama thou#lets see how much of this gets proven false or true or if we just don't see any hints of the new species at all tomorrow xD
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