#YOUR NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS

[airprime7]

My works

I have written and am in the process of writing multiple things, most of which are Homestuck related.

Roguebent is my WIP Homestuck fan adventure. Currently it has only 1 page, but I've written the entirety of Act 1 and Intermission 1, and I'm working on the art for it.

Heirs of Void is a short story I wrote for the 2022 MSPFA Discord Server Secret Santa. I'm working on a series of sequels to it, one of which is finished but unpublished and two of which I've started but not completed. You can read it on MSPFA and AO3.

Authority Regulated is another short story I wrote about the Aimless Renegade. It has images (all taken directly from canon) and is only on MSPFA.

I wrote a couple of things that were basically poetry, too. Important for a Flight Simulator and part of the 2hiip.

There's also Super Smash Bro, which is a long WIP I am likely to continue updating sporadically.

Nobody ever asked what happened after., about DS's origin, technically unfinished but also never going to get fully written ending.

id drowwn myself in the ocean, a short poetry-like Eridan sadfic.

Other projects include:

An unnamed partially complete Rosemaryjunejazz fic.

Jojo's MS Paint Adventure, starring John Joey Egbert and his stand 「ARCTIC INCIDENT」, which so far has a single unpublished page.

YOUR NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS where there are a lot of Karkats. Unwritten.

An unnamed Sessionswap AU fic where the Beta kids (John, Rose, etc.) pester the Beta trolls (Karkat, Aradia, etc.) during their game, and some other thematic elements and events are swapped around too. Also unwritten.

Possibly other poetry-adjacent things. (We're overly dramatic sometimes, and channelling it into our writing is better than dumping it out randomly.)

Something about our Erfworld-Homestuck theories. Did you know SBAHJ is Carneymancy?

Probably like a dozen other things that rattle around in my brain.

Will update this if I remember.

[a-cat-in-toffee]

dave elizabeth strider and no one out here calling her lizz?

[ghostedglitch]

at last—the "college work" post i've been most excited to make: I OIL PAINTED SOLLUX AND KARKAT FOR MY AU AND I AM IN LOVE WITH HOW THEY TURNED OUT

i've mentioned this AU over on my main @dualitysdownfall basically it's a humanstuck fantasy thing with these two and feferi. it's a "fef takes the crown" type thing that looks at each of their relationships with their respective parent (ancestor), thinking about the world we inherit from our parents (or the world we bequeath to the next generation) and acting out of love for each other even if everything doesn't quite turn out how we expected.

the fic is currently in the planning stages but i do hope to actually publish it at some point

anyway

The Mage - oil on canvas - may 2 2024

The Outcast - oil on canvas - may 8 2024

[hraeiou]

here are the other five ancestors

The Apiarian

The Scullion

The Marquise Arachnia

The Guardian Bluevein

The Grand Highblood

[starsnores]

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and this asshole juggalo that you tell yourself you do not like has wandered into your hive "just to say hi" after attending one of those stupid death pits he calls a concert. You berate him for doing something so stupid and dangerous and when you're done he asks if you can "kiss it better." What do you do?

[thewertsearch]

During his penance, it was said the Sufferer's compassion for his people underwent a divine transformation, into limitless, burning rage.

I would expect nothing less. He might be a hero, but he’s still a Vantas.

It burned hotter than the irons shackling him to the imperial flogging jut, and redder than the blood soaking his Righteous Leggings.

You hear that, Karkat?

Those are holy garments that you’re wearing. Respect them.

When he was finally killed, his anger rung through the cosmos with his last breath. This Vast Expletive was his final sermon, and somewhere encoded in its wavelengths was the truth in his teachings, waiting to reveal itself to any who would inherit his burden.

Some day, the grand legacy of Karkat's bloodline will arrive in his heart – and if I’m not mistaken, it will arrive as the loudest FUCK that our boy has ever heard.

This is exactly the kind of awakening that Karkat deserves. 10/10.

His teachings would also persist through surviving disciples, but in hushed tones.

Redglare was born long after the Sufferer’s tale was censored out of existence, but these Pyropes are savvy girls. I'm sure the Neophyte was wise enough to question her planet’s bloody history, and sneaky enough to seek out like-minded compatriots under the Grand Highblood’s nose.

It seems like she even knew enough to predict the location of her own descendant’s hive, and gifted her a dragon that I’m willing to bet was kin to her own. An unsung hero of the previous age, for sure.

His following would dwindle to an obscure cult facing persecution for centuries.

Surely he’s not talking about Gamzee’s cult? Those clowns are all about the hemospectrum, and certainly wouldn’t heed the sermons of some bleeding-heart redblood.

Maybe the Juggalo cult is technically a splinter of Sufferism, but its founder’s message has been corrupted beyond all recognition, to suit the needs of those in power. We should all be thankful that such a disturbing concept has only been explored in fiction.

The Sufferer preached that after he passed, another Signless would come, heralding the end times for their planet. The Second Signless would continue his work, and lead his people to glory beyond this realm. The followers kept his teachings alive for ages, even as the uproar surrounding the movement subsided. By modern times, the Sufferer's scripture was little more than ancient superstition all but forgotten. Hardly the anathema of old. But the followers had already made their preparations in the shadows, and when the Second Signless finally came he would have a lusus to raise him and a sign to his name.

You hear that, Karkat? You were never really alone. If anything, you were the most loved troll in all of Alternian history – loved by trolls who would never meet you, but who worked for centuries to ensure that you’d be born safe.

That you’d have your Crabdad.

...alright, what if I just cried.

[l1zardart1stre]

MEGA ART DUMP

OK ONE LAST THING. here's a bunch of art stuff I've made recently since very rarely do I post shit here these days. The oldest stuff is first and the newest stuff is last for each category. This isn't even all of the twitter exclusive stuff btw, go follow that for everything

DIGITAL STUFF

first off, fanart of Tenna from https://soundcloud.com/bigie_g check out the take I work on it

fanart for https://soundcloud.com/swapfell-i-hate-you

a character that was originally a prediction for a leak take, but I turned into their own character, named "Serpent"

My Sona!

A random doodle of karkat vantas from Homestuck. That's Right! I'm a Homestuck fan :>

SPRITE STUFF

one-off Kris<>Noelle swap au

bootleg undertale au

fan talk sprites for @bryleeoz 's swap au reverie, of the character Wynter

grilled cheese battery rabbit sona. basically me if I was the same kind of darkner batterego was.

almost forgot this one, tenna as that four screen house thing from homestuck which I cant remember.

various chapter three antagonists. annes, tennas, whatever.

Bobee Slox, toby's EVIL twin.

the guy from The New Norm (a "twitter sitcom") as Tenna.

remake of an old secret boss, basically flowey but a cowgirl.

ocs.

a Tenna take of mine, Glen Tenna. two faced bastard who wants to be your friend but gets pissed when you don't want to. Listen to his song https://soundcloud.com/deltarune-landfill/glen-tenna

various Gaster designs, inspired by an idea by huecycles.

Ok that's all I wanna show rn. I left out a lot of fanart that was specifically meant for somebody compared to like a project since I don't have all their twitter @'s on hand rn, maybe I'll do a big fanart post later who knows. not very likely but who knows. anyways I hope this brings you back into the loop on what my arts been like lately, see ya in like 30 years :>

[disguisedcheezed]

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. Your attempts to assign DirkJohn to a quadrant is FULTILE. Human romance? NOT EVEN CLOSE.

You are PRETTY SURE they were MAKING OUT on the couch 2 months ago. Two weeks ago they appeared to have several arguments and started BEATING EACH OTHER UP. You asked them three days ago what their problem was, and they told you they were "good" this whole time and "It's just for fun". Now they just appeared on the news for making a PRANK that FLOODED HALF OF THE CITY.

What the FUCK is wrong with these people?!

[nepepperoni]

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and your LIFE IS OVER. AGAIN.

[objectshowstamps]

Object Show Stamps intro

greetings, and salutations! This is a gimmick blog for stamps and blinkies related to object shows, if you couldn't tell. Requests are always welcome when the askbox is open. The little stamp guy in our profile picture (and mostly everything else) is Stampe! Below are rules and important stuff, then the mods.

1. All stamps are free to use! Credit is preferred, but not required at all.

2. Do not request any darkships, or anything illegal. Basic DNI. Trife, Nickcase, or any ship with Taco doesn't count.

3. Leading on from rule 2, all ship requests are made in a neutral stance, do not take any request as us liking or disliking a ship.

4. Requests with slurs will be tagged with warnings, and to a minimum. The only ones allowed are the F slur, and the T slur. Please make sure you are requesting these jokingly, and you can reclaim them.

5. Please elaborate on the show and character, usually this wouldn't be a problem if it's someone with a distinctive name. Characters like, Nickel, Taco, and OJ will have to have a show stated. Along with most characters from niche object shows.

6. It may take a long while for your ask to be posted, especially if it's from a niche object show, or just a difficult request in general.

The mod list goes.

Mod 🍻, The original, the one writing this! Most posts that don't have a sign off are from him. Pronounced Mod Beer. He/Him

Mod 🪤, The helperrrrr, second ever mod on the blog. Tends to make stamps more than posting. Pronounced Mod Cheesetrap. They/Them

Mod 🎅, The gay, the third ever mod! One of the most active mods on the blog. Also was temporarily removed because of Karkat Vantas. Pronounced Mod Santa. He/She/Neon

Mod 🎁, The president, the fourth ever mod. Tends to do the niche object shows, also the petscop fan. Pronounced Mod Gift. Hy/Him/It

Mod 🚺🔛🔝, The paper liker, the fifth mod. Used to only be here for Paper asks, but now does anything.pronounced women on top. They/Them/Any

Anonlist undercut

I LIED!!!!!! It's being redone rn plz don't jump me

[somberauthor]

Masterlist!

Homestuck

John Egbert finds out you haven't watched ghostbusters

John Egbert <3 reader (HEADCANONS)

John Egbert and you have a sleepover

Rose Lalonde gets given a dress you made

Rose Lalonde + Jade Harley <> Reader (HEADCANONS)

Dave Strider and john egbert fight over glasses

Dave Strider gets called by his middle name

Dave Strider talks to karkat very seriously

Dave Strider <3< Reader (HEADCANONS)

Dave Strider tells john that nic cage is most likely dead

Dave Strider <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Dave Strider falling asleep on call with you

Dave Strider finds out your horns are sensitive (SFW, its not weird)

Strider cuddling headcanons

Beta Kids Sleepover (HEADCANONS)

Humanstuck (HEADCANONS)

Aradia Megido <3 Troll! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Aradia Megido <3 Fem! Horror Artist! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Tavros Nitram gets pushed around in his wheelchair

Mituna Captor plays just dance with you (HEADCANONS)

Karkat Vantas + Sollux Captor <3 AFAB! Reader (PERIOD HEADCANONS)

Karkat Vantas <3 Reader (STORY)

Kanaya Maryam, John Egbert, and Equius Zahhak with a S/O with a high pain tolerance

Eridan Ampora <3 Reader (HEADCANONS + STORY)

Feferi Peixes <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Hiveswap

Marvus Xoloto <> PurpleBlood! Masc! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Chahut Maenad + Marvus Xoloto <3 Human! Reader (STORY)

Karako Pierot <> Reader (HEADCANONS)

Vast Error

Arcjec Voorat <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Hamifi Hekrix <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Edolon Vryche <3 Mirthamaniac! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Calder Kerian <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Calder Kerian <3 Reader (HEADCANONS) but fluffier

Void Bound

Formik Amoros <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Metalocalypse

Toki + Reader (HEADCANONS)

TADC (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Cast + TV head! Male! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Kinger + Reader (STORY)

Kinger + Reader PT 2 (STORY)

Ragatha + Everyone (STORY)

Jax x Clueless! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Jax x Fox! Mime! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Jax x Chaotic! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Jax x Reader failed rizz (STORY)

Jax x Reader first kiss (HEADCANONS)

Jax x Nonverbal! Reader (STORY)

Jax x Sensitive! Bunny! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Pomni Shows Jax Tumblr (STORY)

DANGANRONPA

Chihiro Fujisaki + Reader (STORY) !ANGST!

Parent Au! Komahina + Reader (HEADCANONS)

Parent Au! Komahina + Reader comfort (HEADCANONS)

Parent Au! Naegiri + Reader (HEADCANONS)

ADVENTURE TIME/FIONNA AND CAKE

Fionna Campbell x Reader (HEADCANONS)

Farmworld Finn x Trans Masc! Reader (HEADCANONS)

HELLUVA BOSS

Octavia and you share music tastes

MISCELLANIOUS

Axeofshame x Dr. Catatonic

part two... ^

please tell me if any links are incorrect!!

UPDATED: 7/6/2024

[cherryluvrx3]

meat lovers amirite??

Dave Strider x Reader x Karkat Vantas

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A story where teen Dave, Karkat and friends work at a Pizza Hut. After Dave delivers to your place, you get a little crush and end up getting pizza more often just to see him and eventually end up falling for Karkat too.

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The troll characters will be in here, if you want to view them as humans go ahead but I don’t think I’ll specify if they’re regular trolls or just humans here

Btw the readers friend group is just a mostly random mix of characters I like 😭 (Terezi, Roxy, Nepeta, Gamzee) and this'll probably have other ships ill tag later,, don't read if you get upset reading other ships you don't like (there won't be any proship ones)

Reader is mostly kept gender neutral but there might be some gender terms both feminine and masculine but can just be seen as jokey names. This fic is mostly silly n fun

(Also this is being cross posted from my ao3 account :p)

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chapters:

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

[acoraxia]

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. As was previously mentioned, it is your WRIGGLING DAY, which is barely even worth mentioning.

happy birthday you little shit

[wrenwarped]

MEET THE BLOGGER

Name: Wren Age: 27 Pronouns: They/It Orientation: PanAce (Questioning Aro/Demi) Status: Single

I am radqueer, don't like it? Block Me.

Cisharmful

Cisdeity

Transdog

I'm an average jschlatt fan with an addiction to getting attention. My interest include: Pokémon, Skyrim, Jschlatt, FNAF, Furbies, Pet Care, Horror Youtube, Animated movies/cartoons, and Homestuck.

I am a D.I.D system of MANY but only a few are active. I am also a disgusting fictive and fictionkin that stole the host position.

The character in my icon is an OC of mine, purchased a year or so ago from a user named @/Immorthis on Toyhouse

Mother Mother + Tally Hall/Mirical Musical = Me

My Kinlist:

Karkat Vantas (Homestuck)

Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

Hal Strider (Homestuck)

Moon (FNAF)

LOLBIT (FNAF)

N (Pokemon)

Piers (Pokemon)

Durnehviir (Skyrim)

Sans (Underfell)

Kenny McCormick (South Park)

Jschlatt (From the specific video "Minecraft but every 5 minutes there's a natural disaster)

Tommy (From the specific video "We spend 100 days in hardcore Minecraft Apocalypse)

Dr. Flug (Villainous)

DNI:

no DNI but respect your own.

[homestuck-fanauthor-coalition]

@manifestmerlin

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you are currently wheeling a whiteboard in front of your rumpusblock TV. Out of everything you needed here for this meeting, the whiteboard was definitely the easiest one to wrangle, and you didn’t even own one before this. “This meeting could have been a memo.” Dave groans on your couch, stretching out over it in his pajamas. Unlike you he didn’t want to get changed after breakfast for this. “Wow, thanks for that, imagining having this conversation over text was so terrible I’m actually looking forward to this now. Once again you do the impossible.” Davesprite says neutrally. He’s bent over the back of the couch, on the end opposite Dave’s head. His orange feathered spritetail Is swishing back and forth, and his wings are tucked against his back as he props his head up on his fist. His sword is over on the kitchen counter instead of through his chest.

Chapters: 1/1

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category:  M/M, Multi

Fandom: Homestuck

Relationships: Davesprite/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Davesprite/Karkat Vantas, Davesprite/Dave Strider, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas

Characters: Davesprite (Homestuck), Dave Strider, Karkat Vantas, Other Characters Mentioned

Additional Tags: Quadrant Confusion, Polyamory Negotiations, Polyamory, Caliginous Romance | Kismesis, Pale Romance | Moirallegiance, Ashen Romance | Auspistice, Flushed Romance | Matesprits

An entrant in the Homestuck Fan Author Coalition's November 2024 Competition Side B: Rarepair. 

Awards:

[yanderes-galore]

would you maybe do a yandere fuchsia! karkat? like he’s a grouch and a rebel but at the same time an entitled brat…

Sure I can! I hope I do this right since I've only ever seen designs for an AU like this... but no personalities.

Yandere! Fuchsia! Karkat Concept

(Bloodswap AU)

Pairing: Matesprit♥️/Moirail♦️

Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Obsession, Jealousy, Manipulation, Possessive behavior/Entitled behavior, Kidnapping, Clingy behavior, Blood mention, Murder/Culling, Dubious/Forced relationship.

For this AU I'm not sure if Karkat would keep the last name Vantas or take Feferi's last name, Peixes.

(It doesn't matter too much but I tagged both names for this fic)

Karkat would have some aspects of his usual personality, but also some from the Fuchsia Caste.

Such as when the wiki states this about the caste; "Highly emotional, Fuchsia signs are sensitive and anxious, and tend to spend a lot of time worrying-about the world, the future, and what others think of them. They are artistic and talented, but can suffer from crippling bouts of depression, holding themselves to impossibly high standards. They have rich fantasy lives, and can get so caught up in daydreams that they sometimes forget to actually do things."

This is an actual quote from The Extended Zodiac.

So, Karkat in this AU can be seen as emotionally driven.

He's an entitled and moody brat, but also incredibly anxious and sensitive.

Karkat would care about what his darling thinks about him, immediately panicking if you express negative emotions towards him.

Karkat definitely gets himself caught up in daydreams.

Usually ones involving you as his Matesprit or Moirail.

He would also hold himself at high standards, especially if he still sees himself as a leader.

For the most part this version of Karkat is similar to normal Karkat.

He's just more entitled due to his caste.

Along with being aquatic and his Lusus being Gl'bgolyb

Karkat in this AU has always been rebellious towards others.

For a long time he hasn't entirely enjoyed the stress that came with his role.

But at the same time... he likes getting what he wants.

Especially if that's you.

Karkat would definitely feel a bit forceful/desperate when it comes to you.

He feels it's an honor for you to be in one of his Quadrants... yet at the same time doesn't want you to hate him.

He definitely thinks of you often and tries to spoil you as much as he can.

He's only "behaved" around you.

This form of Karkat can seem intimidating... but he can be incredibly soft towards his obsession at times.

Karkat would probably lock his obsession in his Hive.

Which is terrifying because his Hive is underwater.

He'd have to find a way to make you breathe underwater as you're not aquatic... or he can keep you on the surface somehow.

Karkat comes off as needy.

Moirail or Matesprit... Karkat loves your attention on him.

Instead of his usual weapon I assume he'd have a trident because his bloodline is royalty in this. (Which makes me think... would Kankri and The Signless replace Meenah and The Condescension in this AU?)

Karkat wants compliance from his obsession, but he's also dependent on you.

If you express hatred towards him, Karkat noticeably shrinks away... muttering apologies for his anger before trying to smother you in affection.

He's a powerful prince due to his Lusus, probably even able to mind control like other Fuchsia bloods.

Karkat is capable of living a long time in this AU.

Karkat may get easily jealous of others since he feels entitled to you.

But it's no issue... he can manipulate them away from you or just cull them.

As bratty as he seems, Karkat can be controlled by you to a degree.

Desperate to have your attention... Karkat will do nearly anything to win you over.

Accessories, affection, gifts, pets, whatever.

As long as you reciprocate he'll be happy.

I can see Karkat being clingy due to his usual behavior and new Fuchsia traits.

He's scared to lose you... but let's be honest... he can't.

He'll isolate you to be his because he's a prince and soon to be Emperor.

He rules so he can have you if he wants!

So, Karkat in this AU can be Entitled, Bratty, Rebellious, Clingy, and Soft at times.

He seems cold but it's a front... in reality he's vulnerable towards you.

If anyone tries to take you from him, he doesn't mind painting the floor and walls in their blood.

Scared? Maybe you should be.

He's a ruler... he plans to fulfill such a role soon...

He wants you by his side for that.

Karkat is starved of affection, it's lonely on the top.

Just keep the prince and Emperor happy...

If not for him, for the sake of others... because culling is such an easy task for Karkat if it meant he could lose you to the lesser castes.

"No one else is worthy of me except you... you can't leave me. You listen to me... your Emperor!"