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I’m sure that Beyond Canon is probably going to end with some kind of Ult!Dirk vs. Alt!Calliope showdown, but there’s one very specific, very funny, VERY awesome scenario in my mind where they somehow bring back the Condesce and she rolls up to Deltritus and recreates the “Welcome to the Jungle” scene from Megamind (2010).

Because if anyone has better PRESENTATION!!! than Dirk, it’s the motherglubbing Condesce.

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i got glasses and my sister and brother keep calling me a nerd. also my sister called me eridan ampora..

I AM NOT.. HIM

Don’t deny it. Eridan

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dawgggg

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Most-used word in each US state.

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putting this under the cut so you all have the same emotional experience i just did

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ignore the fact that I left this up for 13 days and never once thought to. you know. turn on asks. should be fixed now :).

now you, too, can name a goofy goober!

I am NOT gonna make it through writing Sburb Deluxe if i have to find an organic way to have everybody called by their chumhandle instead of their real name, so you, that's right, YOU can submit a name for one of the twenty-four (24), that's right TWENTY-FOUR (24) characters!

You don't even have to stick to the four-letter-name thing that I hate. If the classpect has "OPEN" next to it, it's yours!

Lord of Space (M): Brad Panther (submitted by arcaneguitarist)

Muse of Time (M): OPEN

Witch of Star (M): OPEN

Mage of Flow (F): Correne Jetton (submitted by inneedofagoodgpa)

Sage of Life (M): OPEN

Seer of Fate (M): OPEN

Ward of Breath (F): OPEN

Heir of Law (F): OPEN

Waste of Blood (F): OPEN

Grace of Void (F): OPEN

Clown of Heart (M): OPEN

Maid of Coin (M): OPEN Jetton

Scout of Doom (F): OPEN

Guide of Light (M): OPEN

Thief of Stage (M): OPEN

Rogue of Rain (M): OPEN

Sylph of Might (M): OPEN

Bane of Rage (F): OPEN

Dame of Hope (F): OPEN

Guard of Mind (M): OPEN

Page of Mist (F): OPEN

Knight of Sand (F): OPEN

Prince of Rhyme (F): OPEN

Bard of Dream (F): OPEN

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I think it says a lot about me that, when I was still at the age where I was trying to find my artistic “atmosphere” (like what vibes I want my art to have) my developing brain encountered:

Persona 5

Bayonetta 1 & 2 (this was before 3)

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Cats the Musical (NOT THE MOVIE)

Homestuck

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you know a videogame sucks when it's bad

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BESTIE THE LINK IS BROKEN

going to go completely bugfuck insane for a little bit here. we need to talk about ultrose

Ultimate Rose, Pt. 1 (establishing facts)

so

ultrose is a fucking bundle of contradictions, huh?

i think its worth immediately establishing postcanon rose as a liar. specifically, there are a few crucial lies -- lies she tells herself as well -- that define the basis of ultrose. (im mostly going to be looking at candy timeline here, because meat ultrose is a whole other tin can of worms.)

the crucial scenes to compare are the last scene where she talks to john at the peak of the war, and the scene where she plays her hand in beyond canon.

i'm going to skip around this scene (candy 33), but stick with me.

this rose.

this rose right here. this rose who is happy. who loves her wife. who has *a* daughter.

this rose, as she herself describes.

is not "true."

rose firmly believes that knowledge means suffering. which, given the state of her body at the start of the prologue, probably feels deeply true! and her ailment disappearing coincides with her sight vanishing, and her knowledge of The Shape Of Postcanon slipping away. (candy 4)

"For some reason" "whatever it was she felt"

i think it's extremely important to establish here that rose wiped her own mind.

or maybe roxy wiped her mind. or the severing of meat/candy wiped her mind, but that last one feels very unlikely to me considering that this mind-wiped-state is at-will.

and we know that, because during the candy timeline, she is two things:

blind to the world

happy

and in beyond canon, this very same rose, days later, is:

too-aware, and in touch with her powers

deeply miserable

she stopped trying the moment the comic came back. she stopped trying because she never started. that was a whole ass different rose. one without the memories or powers.

if you'd allow me to be insane, i think i know which rose.

from ultdirk describing his experiences (with supplementary text from davepeta), we know what being ultimate is like. we understand that he has access to every splinter of himself, some more prominent than others.

so if rose is able to prioritize bringing one iteration of herself to the front of her mind... which rose would be the best?

which rose would be the happiest, the most pleased by living on earth c? the one blissed by love, the one who would be happy with a daughter and a wife.

it's not our main rose. she was not happy during her wedding. she didn't enjoy her life. she didn't think she'd ever be happy until after the meat/candy split happened.

you know who would have loved that?

what

what is this...... very very important thing doing here?

why is she "correcting" herself? why is she making this distinction? we haven't heard a word spoken about complacency of the learned, maybe at all, in the entire epilogues. and we know rose never really finished the story. it was just some amateur wizardfic.

but say there was another rose. a member of the gestalt, who actually DID finish writing complacency. who fought her whole life for the right to have a family, but ultimately failed.

say there was a rose who was an author.

yeah. i think the rose who gets to act out the bulk of the candy timeline (notably NOT yiffy. that was alllllllll ultrose) is alpha rose. roxy's mom. the one who fought the condesce and lost. and i think she's here simply because she's the best choice.

i mean, fuck, in hs2 rose straight up says it.

so . yeah. this is all establishing stuff for my Insane Theory. my real one about why shes doing all this. how shes doing all this. i have been sitting on this theory for months and if you thought "candy rose is alpha earth rose" is unhinged you aint seen nothing yet

gloves are canon

part 2 is here.

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i made a HSAU-style novelization of "Before Us." it's not gonna have any major story changes, it's really just a way to exercise my creative writing muscles and to give a sign of life from Before Us (ITS STILL HAPPENING)

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transitioning is just looksmaxxing to me

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I see your "Viktor secretly pines over Jayce, the oblivious one" and raise you "Jayce overtly pines over Viktor, the oblivious one"

And not in a "Viktor doesn't think he can be loved" and more of a "he thinks Jayce does incredibly nice things for everyone, cause he's amazing"

Examples:

Jayce keeps the icebox full of Viktor's favorite treats and always makes Viktor's (incredibly sweetened) coffee first. Viktor thinks he's just being kind, he doesn't know that every time Viktor has joined in on a morning counsel meeting, Jayce made coffee for only him and once fully rolled his eyes when Hoskel asked for some, then walked away back to Viktor, and didn't touch the coffee maker again.

Jayce always pulls out a chair for Viktor to sit next to him. What Viktor doesn't know is that he's stealing other people's seats to do so. (If they're out with Jayce's family/family friends, it's usually Caitlyn's.)

When Viktor met Ambessa, she went all 👀 over him (cant resist a handsome twink) and Jayce came over, started complimenting him, only using "My Partner" to refer to Viktor. Viktor thought he was just being highly complimentary, when instead the translation was "my twink, back off"

Jayce is canonically a wonderful artist. Viktor thinks Jayce sketches all kinds of people. Jayce used to, until he started spending most his time with Viktor, and now he only draws his partner. Viktor just thinks its a way of decompressing after a lot of lab work and he's just the lucky subject because they're always together (Jayce also draws Viktor on his notes during meetings)

Jayce ends conversations early (if he can) when Viktor enters a room. Viktor has no idea he does this. He just thinks Jayce is always nearby.

Viktor doesn't know that non-counsel members aren't usually allowed in meetings (especially when serious). He think's its because he is the closest thing Piltover has to a Zaun ambassador. While it's sort of the case, it's actually because Jayce wants to always make sure that the praise for Hexcore/Hextech also goes to Viktor.

Jayce has stolen multiple tables, chairs, supplies to add to their lab because they're what Viktor prefers to work on (and Jayce thinks he's right). Viktor just thinks its funding. He doesn't know their lab neighbors are all wondering why their tables and chairs keep getting replaced and stolen.

Viktor thinks Jayce is touchy with everyone. Jayce only tolerates handshakes from most people. (Save from other people he is close with, Mel, Caitlyn)

Viktor thinks Jayce works in the forge shirtless because he gets hot easy. Jayce works shirtless to show off in front of Viktor whenever his Partner decides to come down and see his metalworking.

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Talking about this movie on the internet is NOT going to be fun, I'll tell you that much.

I'm just hoping the cast finds films to be in that people actually WANT to see and not some petulant money-burning scream against the animation medium.

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"It's okay, I won't hurt you." " THATS NOT THE POINT OF THE SCCEEEEEENNNNEEEEE. "it's okay, I won't hurt you." YOU ALREADY DID!!!!!! YOU'RE MAKING AMENDS FOR IT!@!!!!! THA'TS FTHE FUCKING POINTT OF THE MOVIEEEE!!!

"It's okay, I won't hurt you." BITCH THATS THE OFFSPRING OF LIGHTING AND DEATH ITSELF!!! YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT IT HURTING YOUUU!!!! THAT'S THE POINT OF THE SCENE!!!! YOU'RE HELPING HIM EVEN THOUGH IT COULD KILL YOU BECAUSE YOU NEED TO MAKE AMENDS!!! YOU DON'T NEED TO SAY THAT, THE SCENE IS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT FOR YOU!!!! I'M GONNA THRHWOW SOMETHING THIS IS GONNA BE SO BAD.

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SHE BROUGHT IN A SHITTY NON-TRANSPARENT POPCORN JPG HELP