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where-does-the-heart-lie · 2 years ago

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Ok so, I really need to know if you have any personal headcanons on ASL brothers because I need more serotonin for the day, btw I adore your art! Lots of love 💖

Thank you so much for this request! I don't actually have many head cannons for them in their universe tbh. I do have a couple for a modern au though!

this post turned out kinda long ":)

First of all: this is them 👇

Anyway,

Original universe headcanons:

-Ace is proud of his freckles. He doesn't much know what his mother looks like, but he's seen his father's appearance and knows that Rodger doesn't have freckles. So he sees his mother through his freckles :)

-despite his name, Ace is the only allosexual within the trio. I do think ace is aromantic though. I just don't think romantic relationships suit any of them, personally

-sabo cuts his own hair. I read a SBS submission asking oda why sabo grew his hair out. Oda responded saying he does to hide his scar. He said that sabo doesn't exactly see it as a badge of honor. Which makes me uhhhhhhhh very sad yuh huh. But it also makes me imagine he cuts his own hair because no one else can get it right. How I draw him, his bangs are uneven so that his scarred eye is covered and his working eye doesn't get blocked out. It looks fine now, but the first couple times he cut his hair were ✨disasters✨

Modern au:

They share an apartment and it is very apparent who's room is luffy's by level of messiness. Don't get me wrong, Ace's room is messy, but it's messy in an organized way. Unlike Luffy, who is just... Who knows if there's a floor over there. No one's ever seen it.

Sabo's room is so clean it's boarder-line sterile. It also just doesn't look lived in at all. If he invited you over and you saw his room, you'd think he was a serial killer.

Sabo and Ace both have their own mini fridges in their rooms that are under lock and key so that Luffy cant get into them. little fuckin gremlin man...

There is a tally board on their fridge that keeps track of who wins in wrestling matches that break out sometimes, much like in the show.

Sanji owns a restaurant near their apt that they always go to. The three of them have a chokehold on the "Big-Ass Bowl of Spicy-Ass Ramen eaten the fastest" title as they are currently in a three way tie that not they nor anyone else can beat.

Ace flirts with Sanji and his brothers give him flack for it, saying he's just trying to get a free meal!! support your local businesses, Ace! pay for you meal!!

Luffy always be challenging his brothers to spontaneous races and is always surprised when he inevitably loses. Sorry lil guy, they just got longer legs than you, not your fault.

They love trying new weird food. Whenever they see some kind of afront of nature that a snack-food company put out, like buffalo sauce flavored pretzels or plant based jerky, they'll absolutely buy and try it. It never goes well. Ever.

Ace and Sabo are the main Money Makers for their household. Luffy is always trying to get a job, though. Under the off chance he's actually hired though, his employment is usually terminated sometime within his first day. He's trying his best, man.

Whenever theyre having an issue in their household that they dont know how to combat, they call Dadan for advice. Kinda like those scavenger monkey themed guys from the beginning of Skypeia.

Thats all i have for now, sorry for any typo's. I could add on to this list later if I have any new ideas. i'll probably draw some of that modern au, too.

thanks again for the ask! i hope this got to you within your serotonin needing day!

#@spacemonksworld #ask reply #long post

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hugh-lauries-bald-spot · 3 years ago

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Ohohohoho for the character ask Conseil and/or Ned >:)

I'm doing both because theyre both so blorbo

Ned -

How i feel about the character: hes so great, such a toughie on the outside and an absolute soft marshmallow of a man for the people he loves, i love my dense himbo man your honor hes just swell

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Ned x Conseil for the win!!! I love this pairing they make me unwell (affectionate)!!! the no chill x all chill, braincell x no braincell, THE can-class-fish-but-cant-indentify-them x can-identify-fish-but-cant-class-them, truly a superb ship

My non romantic OTP for this character: the ned-nemo hostility gets me every time they hate each other so much its so funny, like theres no respect here and i live for it

My unpopular opinion about this character: hes VERY SOFT when conseil is affectionate!!! also hes bi!!! (also conseil needs to be added to whale of a tale asap just saying)

One thing i wish would happen/had happened with this character in canon: just "i want to see more of this miserable little man" in general, and it never would have happened cause it was like the 1800s but i want to see him slow dance with conseil let me dream

Conseil -

How i feel about the character: LITERALLY BLORBO FROM MY BOOKS I LOVE HIM HES MY FAVE <3 hes so serious but also just so curious and cute and im in love with him and hes me

All the people I ship romantically with this character: again, NED x CONSEIL FTW TOP TIER YOU GUYS, they always show up everywhere together, and if youre me, theres an adorable and perfect height difference, they share a room DESPITE NO ACTUAL NEED TO DO SO THERES LIKE 200 SPARES??? AND THE FISH IDENTIFICATION if you havent read this book do it read 20000 leagues right now do it

My non romantic OTP for this character: his friendship with the gay adhd disaster himself pierre aronnax, i picture him just patiently listening like "mhm" as he goes on about nemo, gossiping about their serious ocean-men bfs, all of it their dynamic is awesome BROest of TPs (also no shit to people who ship them romantically. this is a small fandom we gotta support each other despite our differences <3)

My unpopular opinion about this character: SHORT KING CONSEIL FOR THE WIN HES A LIL GUY BOTH SPIRITUALLY AND PHYSICALLY i imagine him as like 5'8". Also when i was first reading the book my brain went "hes a short lil black guy" and i literally never looked back it just happened and i ran with it

One thing i wish would happen/had happened with this character in canon: i think ned should have taught him to play go fish or something and he needed it explained a few times cause i headcanon him as the books smart kind but kinda dense about everything else (this is pure projection)

#ask #thank you ive been wanting to rave about them forever #20000 leagues under the sea #ned land #conseil #ned x conseil

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the-dumbest-po3-au · 5 years ago

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part 4 - the dumbest po3 au

its been. nine. montsh im SO SORRY GUYS LMAO

for those of you who dont know what the dumbest po3 au is, click this link

for those of you who have not read the summaries for power of three, part 1 - part 2 - part 3

alright!!!!!!! dovewing time

the fourth apprentice

the book opens w/ ivykit and dovekit in the nursery. ivykit suggests going out to explore the territory and dovekit is like “wow. that sounds like a fantastic idea ivykit you are so smart"

whitewing says No Absolutely Not, and leaves at some point to go make dirt. they sneak out and not 5 minutes later they get lost. dovekit gets blames ivykit for suggesting it and they get into a fight. they both get really mad & dovekit runs off. because shes like a stupid 2 year old gets distracted, rams her head into a rock and passes out. rip dovekit. she wakes up and sees a fox kit coming towards her. she screams.

her head hurts and shes tired and now shes going to die. out of nowhere a huge cat beats up the fox and scares it away. dovekit passes out (again)

when she wakes up, she is next to a cat messing with a bunch of weird plants. the cat sees that she woke up and introduces himself as littlecloud. he asks what her name is. “dove… dove…?? i dont know” says dovekit.

he asks her how she got there, and if she has any family. she does not remember. so littlecloud tells her she’s gonna have to stay here for the time being. he asks her if anything hurts, and dovekit says she thinks may have hit her head.

he gives her some of the weird plants and she goes back to sleep. when she wakes up her head has stopped hurting and she feels a lot better. she gets up to go walk around and is immediately introduced to the tawnyspawn.

tigerpaw is stupid and friendly (and hellbent on being her future best friend). dawnpaw is obnoxious and a bit (read: extremely) condescending but interested. flamepaw is nice and also the only one with half a braincell.

they take her around and introduce her to the rest of the clan. she sees blackstar and is like. “im pretty sure thats my dad” tigerpaw gasps. flamepaw and dawnpaw are like. “What.” “he saved me from the fox im pretty sure thats my dad,” says dovekit

they go harass blackstar. dovekit follows him around like a puppy and the tawnspawn follow her. he has this train of literal 2 yr olds trailing after him and is wildly unhappy about this development. russetfur is also definitely siccing the kids on him to make him mad.

dawnpaw gives dovekit a passionate speech about the clans, but mostly how evil riverclan kicked completely innocent shadowclan out of their home, and how shadowclan has to set everything right and deliver justice to those cringe fail fishheads, or something.

a few days later the tawnyspawn are off doing their own thing and dovekit goes to see whats going on. dawnpaw tries to shut tigerpaw up but he spills the beans anyways. “we’re going to attack riverclan on a Secret Mission so that we can win back shadowclan’s honor and become WARRIORS so you cant tell anybody”

dawnpaw sighs. “dovekit this is for Big Kids Only, so you cant be here.” flamepaw is trying to talk tigerpaw out of doing this in the bg but tigerpaw is being stubborn. dovekit is sad about it but goes back to sulk in camp (and to harass her new dad).

a few hours later tawnypelt runs over to blackstar and is like. “blackstar my children are missing nobody knows where they went”

"oh!! they went to go attack riverclan to get back shadowclan’s territory!” informs dovekit helpfully.

“what.” says blackstar, tawnypelt, and russetfur in unison. the sky immediately opens up and starts Pouring. tawnypelt freaks out. dovekit is like “why cant we just follow the sound of their voices??” but everyone ignores her bc they think shes just being stupid.

“Fine!! ill just go find them on my OWN” says dovekit, following them by the sound of their voices (theyre proally arguing over something stupid).

now four of shadowclan’s children are missing. “you brought that kid here so you get to deal with her,” says russetfur. blackstar sighs dramatically and goes off to find his new child.

dovekit runs into an old man cat. “whatre you doin here??” says old man cat. “im looking for my friends!! whats your name :0? im dovekit!!” “my names purdy!”

blackstar shows up and is like. who tf are you. “this is my new friend purdy!!!” says dovekit. blackstar doesnt even know how to respond. “look we’re going to go back to the camp right now and we’re not taking this dude with us.”

dovekit is like “??? no??? we have to get my friends theyre right over there??” she says pointing in their direction w/ her tail. blackstar is ready to cry. so blackstar and purdy follow dovekit as she leads them closer to riverclan territory where they hear the tawnyspawn screeching like banshees.

they run over and find several cats w/ the tawnyspawn who are pinned down. “if you breathe in my direction ill kill all three of these children,” says a snotty dude.

“who tf are you” says blackstar

“im darktail you insolent snot,” says darktail.

one of his cats grabs dovekit and blackstar snaps. he lunges at darktail while purdy beats up the dude who snatched dovekit. the tawnyspawn take advantage of the moment, escape, and dogpile the other cats. its a disaster.

darktail swears revenge on blackstar till his dying day or something. nobodys really paying attention to him at this point. he runs off w/ his crew. “alright then” says blackstar. this has been a really weird and long day for everyone. blackstar wants to leave purdy but all the children immediately start crying. they bring purdy home.

“holy crap!!! purdy!!!!!” says tawnypelt. “why are you here??” but then she sees her children. she and rowanclaw give them a very stern lecture about Not Running Off Without Telling Anyone (in which tawnypelt is a massive hypocrite but to be fair god told her to)

in the meanwhile, blackstar asks dovekit how tf she knew they were there. “i could hear them, Obviously. ???? cant u not???” blackstar just looks at her. dovekit realizes that probably not everyone shares this ability. blackstar shoos her off and calls a meeting w/ the senior warriors.

dovekit goes off to bother purdy for stories and play w/ the tawnyspawn. nothing particularly interesting happens. blackstar and russetfur call her over later and start assessing her abilities. its only slightly a disaster because shes wildly distracted 80% of the time and her powers are unwieldy bc shes a kit.

cue training. there is a lot of trial, error, and tears (on both sides) but it works out in the end (mostly).

time skip. its been a few months. dovekit becomes dovepaw and blackstar mentors her b/c of her powers. at this point shes gotten control of how to pick out numbers, locations, troops, etc. basically she is a living radar.

blackstar calls another meeting w/ the senior warriors and afterwards calls a clan meeting. “alright losers we’re going to take back our territory and kick riverclan’s butt”

they go over the clan w/ all the cats and begin the trek home. another time skip because that takes a while and nothing particularly interesting happens.

when they get back, the clan stays outside the border while blackstar has dovepaw do a sweep of the territory. she finds a patrol led by a black cat named reedwhisker. blackstar picks a patrol out and they go to ambush the riverclan patrol.

the shadowclan patrol takes reedwhisker + the patrol hostage, but lets one go to tell mistystar. mistystar takes a patrol and comes over. “if you dont give us back our territory i will kill your son” says blackstar. mistystar is like “bro. i dont even want your stupid crusty territory anyways. screw you.”

she takes her son and the rest of the patrol and leaves. another win for shadowclan, obviously. maybe they have a party idk. end of book.

fading echoes

cinderheart has not been doing well. she’s been doing really badly, actually. her best friend died and she blames herself. she’s still grieving and continually lashing out at everyone around her. poppyfrost and honeyfern attempted to be there for her but after the continual rebuffs they decided to just give her space.

unfortunately cinderheart. doesnt have any other friends in thunderclan, so the only person she can talk to is lionblaze. unfortunately theres only so much he can do from windclan, so mostly shes been just been going into a downward spiral.

ivypaw hasnt been doing great either. she feels extremely guilty because she thinks its her fault that dovekit ran away, and when dovekit is never found, it gets 50x worse.

but she also doesnt want to say anything about her involvement in fear of getting punished. as time goes on, she starts getting babied by the clan (almost like leopardstar when she was a kid) because her sister disappeared and she took it really hard.

and like on one hand, she likes the attention, but on the other hand its too much a lot of the time. she starts adopting this “stop babying me!1!1!!!”/kinda edgy persona. the clan takes it like shes grieving, and she’ll grow out of it, so they dont say too much.

so the book opens w/ ivypaw and fernpaw’s apprentice ceremony. brief context about how fern was recently found by the thunderclan border w/o parents and taken into the clan. fernsong is apprenticed to brightheart. ivypool is apprenticed to cinderheart.

firestar probably thinks that they might be able to bond/break through to each other because they recently lost a sister/adjacent sister. neither of them are particularly enthusiastic about it.

cinderheart isnt particularly invested in ivypaw’s training. ivypaw can tell and gets rightfully frustrated, bc brightheart and fernpaw are getting along great and making lots of progress, while ivypaw is falling behind becuase cinderheart is being a terrible mentor.

ivypaw starts fighting back (disobeying, talking back, etc.), partially because this is the only time she gets paid attention, and partially because shes just mad, which makes cinderheart mad, which then makes ivypaw fight back more. this causes cinderheart to become more and more distant. in short: ivypaw’s apprenticeship is a disaster.

at some point during training, theyre practicing climbing trees and cinderheart tells ivypaw to do something. to spite her, ivypaw does the opposite and ends up falling, dislocating her leg. cinderheart panics and cinderpelt emerges.

cinderpelt basically possesses cinderheart and relocates her arm. they go back to camp and take ivypaw to the medicine cat den, gives ivypaw some poppy seeds and ditches.

“wow um. wtf was that” says cinderheart. leafpool is like, “hahaha………… about that. you’re um… cinderpelt reincarnated.”

“what.” says cinderheart

“CINDERHEART IS CINDERPELT REINCARNATED???” screams foxleap at the top of his lungs in the middle of camp. whatever was left of cinderheart’s life shatters.

so now instead of ignoring her, the entire camp won’t leave her alone - except now they just treat her as they would cinderpelt. “hey cinderheart remember when [enter something that happened in the old forest here]??” “hey cinderheart can you fix my paw??” “hey cinderpelt-” “are you going to become a medicine cat then??”

to pour more salt into the wound, cinderheart now gets a free commentary on everything in her life!! (this definitely includes lionblaze) there used to be sort of a barrier between cinderheart/cinderpelt but since cinderpelt emerged/took control, it shattered.

so between cinderpelt complaining about all the terrible decisions she’s made and the entire clan pretending that she’s cinderpelt instead of a Completely Different Person, when hawkfrost shows up w/ an invite to fight club on the weekends cinderheart is more than happy to take him up.

sure hawkfrost is wildly annoying and clearly hates her guts for some reason (no matter how hard he pretends not to whenever tigerstar is around) but this is great for three reasons.

1) nobody in the dark forest has any idea she’s cinderpelt. 2) warrior training!! emphasizing she is a Warrior not a medicine cat. 3) time away from cinderpelt!! they arent the same soul so they cant read each other’s thoughts (unless theyre trying to communicate) and cant share dreams

so she might be purposely oblivious. whatever. she doesnt even know who hawkfrost is b/c anybody outside of riverclan immediately forgot about him because he really was not very effective at all. and its not like hes about to start spilling the beans until shes ready to be indoctrinated w/ dark forest propaganda.

meanwhile, tensions between shadowclan and thunderclan have been rapidly rising. again. prey is being stolen, scents are on other territories, patrols get into skirmishes often.

firestar is hurt because he was trying to get mistystar to lay off on the territory and blackstar is mad because they literally Just got back and thunderclan is ALREADY trying to reinstate old rivalries.

cinderheart really isnt paying attention to what’s going on cuz shes. more than a little wrapped up in her own problems. until it turns into a war.

this battle feels way more vicious than normal. cinderheart tries to recall how this whole thing started and realizes she has absolutely no idea what tf is going on???

throughout the fight she notices weird stuff happening. mousewhisker and redwillow nod to each other. ratscar + blossomfall swap glances. applefur pulls snowbird off thornclaw’s back. literally wtf thinks cinderheart

and then russetfur takes a stab at firestar. out of nowhere, thornclaw goes for her throat. cinderheart barely saves russetfur in the nick of time - the injuries are bad enough that she is forced to retire.

“screw literally everyone in thunderclan except u” blackstar says pointing @ cinderheart “and i hope the rest of you rot in the dark forest.” he rounds the rest of shadowclan up and then leaves.

“well that was weird” says cinderheart. she goes off to find ivypaw and realizes that shes. not responding. oh thats a lot of blood-

cinderpelt pops up again and works w/ cinderheart to patch up ivypaw until she’s stable. they bring her into the medicine den together and let leafpool look her over. she says that they made it in time and ivypaw will live. she leaves to go look after the other patients, leaving cinderheart with her apprentice

cinderheart realizes that this is her fault. had she actually paid attention to ivypaw and given her proper training, this wouldn’t have happened. she resolves to try a lot harder to be a good mentor for ivypaw’s sake.

cinderpelt approves and apologizes for being so intrusive on cinderheart’s life. she really doesnt want to be in here either - this was a decision the idiots in starclan forced on her. she was taking it out on cinderheart, which wasn’t fair for her.

cinderpelt promises to try to give cinderheart as much privacy as she can (while trying to figure out how to get out of her brain). cinderheart thanks her. there’s a brief bonding moment.

cinderpelt says that since ivypaw seems stable she’s going to go to sleep now, since she exhausted herself earlier.

just as cinderpelt goes out to the back of cinderheart’s mind, blossomfall comes storming in about how cinderheart messed the plan up and how cinderheart screwed everything up for everyone & she’s a traitor to the cause, Honestly cinderheart you’re so useless-

“literally wtf are you talking about” says cinderheart

“you saved russetfur,” blossomfall says. “if we take out the leaders and deputies, we can destabilize the clans enough that taking over will be a piece of cake. are you a dark forest trainee or not, cinderheart?”

end of book

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juviin · 4 years ago

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who are your favorite top ten black clover characters & ships? talk about them!

ok!! lets gooo (i’m sorry this took SO long and it is SO long I just have Lots of Thoughts)

Characters-

Noelle--yea I love Noelle. Her development is one of the best I’ve ever seen. At the beginning she was always looking down on others and felt so little confidence in herself, but look at her now. I think another big part of it is that I caught up to the manga right at her fight with Kivn lol

Finral--I love him, he’s so stupid! Fr tho, usually I’m not a fan of the like playboy type characters, but there’s something about Finral. I love the fight vs Vetto where we see him and Nessa throw Asta around. He’s just so caring to those around him ;;

Mereoleona--She’s feral!! I love so so much about Mereo. For one, her solution to every problem is just “set it on fire” and I would love to care so little about things (two Astas? set them both on fire). I also just love that we have this crazy powerful, feared by everyone, doesn’t care about anything character and she’s a woman! (also, I share a birthday with her!!!)

Asta--Babyyyyyy. There have been a lot of series that ive read where I love the side characters, but the main characters just fall a little flat for me. But nope, not Asta. I feel like my issue is that a lot of them are just stupid and happy all the time, but Asta isn’t! he’s dumb, but we also see him have complex emotions.

Leopold--I just love the fire Vermillions. Leo is so sweet. I love how he met Asta for 2 seconds and was like okay! You're my rival now! He’s precious and I want to give him hugs.

Vanessa-ok I love Vanessa so much. I think it's because she reminds me a bit of my older sister, but I love how she's all the Bulls' big sister.

Zora--Mr. Sexy...So I love his personality but can we talk about his DESIGN for a sec? He walks around looking like a mannequin in a bdsm store. Also, I have a bit of a Thing with piercings (and also with pointy teeth). But also? He's just an asshole and I love it. also i think his backstory is SO interesting. we hear about the classism in bc alot but we don't very often hear about the ramifications of it. so yea, since we know the nobles and royals suck ass it's nice to see a character that actually fights against the corruption in the nobility

Fuegoleon--come on, how can you not love him? he makes me want to do my best

Vanica--ok i know she’s crazy but she is very attractive. She is a favorite character in an i want you to get beat up/i want you to beat me up kinda way

Nozel--he's hot! Seriously though, I'm really starting to like him. I think once we get more development for him I'll like him even more

Ships: (i dont have a ton of romance ships so itll be half romance and half platonic)

Asunoe--Ugh they're just so sweet. I just want them both to be happy and i love how (despite Noelles tsun) at the end of the day they support each other and believe in each other so strongly.

Fana and Mars--We haven’t seen them in literally forever (and I’m Concerned for Mars rn..) but oh my god they are in love. Tabata please bring them back...

Licht and Tetia--god i know we’ve only seen little bits and pieces of Tetia and theyre both dead but their story makes my heart hurt in a way no other romance does. Their ending was so tragic, I wish they had the opportunity to be happy ;;

Luck and Magna--seriously i LOVE their relationship. The fight at the beginning of the reincarnation arc and their hug at the end of it.;; my heart

Yami and Charlotte--ah, the queen of tsun. I really like couples with different vibes. Like Yami the human fridge who walks around in a wife beater and beautiful noblewoman Charlotte.

Platonic:

Vanessa and Noelle+Asta-- *looks at icon* could you have guessed? Seriously tho I love how she’s like a big sister to the two of them and helps them out a lot ;;

Yami and Asta--UGH THE MOST RECENT FIGHT. u kno the you are my dad vine? thats Asta @ Yami

Yuno and Asta--ok i kno a lot of ppl like them romantic BUT their like brotherly relationship kills me. During the Kiten fight when Finral expected Yuno to talk shit but then he didnt uu

Noelle Mimosa and Leo--lol i just want to see these disaster royals hang out together more.

Noelle+siblings--i just want them all to apologize to her and give her lots of love is that too much to ask? Tabata?

Honorable mentions:

Character: Mimosa is a precious darling and id die for her

Romantic: Vanessa/Yami and Yunoelle. I just think theyre neat.

Platonic: Finral and Noelle. Shitty siblings gang

#this got less comprehensible as it went im sorry #black clover #Anonymous #annie answers

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yeoldontknow · 7 years ago

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I always see you tagging people so I'm curious - Who do you ship your mutuals with? Like any group, do you have ships?

hi sweetie! im sorry this took so long. when this came in, id had a lot of asks recently about shipping things and i just want to stress i am not a ships blog. writing these out also takes a bit of time, because i dont just ship my friends willy nilly lmao i take my time considering who my bffs get to be paired with. but i have some time today and im taking a small break from drafting a thing so. its time to have some fun

when you see me tagging people in pics its usually because im tagging a friend who biases that person. but if it comes to SHIPPING thats whole other story so. off i go! (also im only taking a few of my mutuals, not all because id be here all day)

@daegusoftboys with min yoongi. im not even going to sit here and describe why or how they are perfect for each other because anyone with eyeballs can see they are soulmates. i know precisely no people who love min yoongi as jo loves min yoongi, and he deserves that kind of love. alternatively, yoongi will treat her like the queen she is and holy shit this is the coolest, softest, most beautiful couple on the planet am i meant to ship them with ANYONE ELSE??? i cant wait for the marriage invite tbh

@kpopfanfictrash with park jimin. listen: i know this queen biases and ults the literal soul out of jinyoung, and if they ever got together theyd be the power couple that strikes fear in all those who like...see them, not even cross them. having met shan, IRL shes gorgeous and wonderful and brilliant, and jinyoung is like...God so like...everyone would die (also a leo and a virgo, its a recipe for disaster the signs are RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER YIKES BIKES) BUT SHANNA MARIE AND JIMIN? oh my god, let me tell you how soft this couple would be. jimin would be so unbelievably devoted to shan, like caring and affectionate and gentle and showing her how much he cares even when he cant physically be there, WITHOUT smothering her. and shan would build him up, remind him how valid and important he is, and support him through his low points. shed also feed him really well so like...important.

@kimnamwho with johnny seo. three words: the. best. dates. kim is one of the funniest people i know and johnny is a goofball. i imagine these two would be super amazingly fun together, like That Fun Couple everyone is jealous of who adores one another and also is always talking about how like ‘WOW GUYS, we have to tell you about this excursion we went on last week to the fields of scotland’ and the story ends with johnny going ‘AND THEN we fucked in the quarry’ and you try to figure out how they got from point A to point B but youre laughing so hard you dont care. yeah. thats kim and johnny.

@kollectionn with kim jondae. i get real emo when i think about the couples vibe dae and sunshine would have. theyre so serious and conversely so silly. like sunshine is so dedicated to her work and so is dae. theyre both really focused on their goals and theyd support each other so well like, really encouraging and reminding each other to take breaks. but also dae is so silly! such a goof! and sunshine can be so clumsy that like, the amount of laughing theyd be doing together about themselves, like holy crap. also, sunshines lazy days with dae where he hums during a rainstorm and she writes in his lap. end me.

@the-porcelain-doll-xo with kim namjoon. i shipped them before i met her and now that i have met her i ship this EVEN MORE. listen fal is one of the most beautiful people ive ever seen and joon is one of the most beautiful people ive ever seen = gorgeous kids. but also, fal like...is devoted. i dont just mean like...devoted to a thing because shes committed i mean she pours her soul into things she loves. this is namjoon. literally it. they are the same. and she will take such good care of him when he forgets to take care of himself. and he will make sure she feels like the queen - when he gives her attention, she would be his sole focus and she needs that sometimes. omfg i ship

@queenoftheimpala with jeon jungkook. look i know this is her bias, but you have to listen to me. first of all, shes the only woman i know who willingly, openly, loudly, and proudly wears her love for this guy like a badge of honor on her chest. like, most women my age are like ‘i dont want to love jungkook, i have to resist.’ ali took one look at him LITERALLY ONE LOOK and said ‘i want to ruin his thighs.’ within 3 minutes she was all in. but theres so much more here. kookie is shy around new people and so is ali, so their courting will be long and difficult because both of them are Too Nervous(tm) to do anything about how much they like one another. but once they get there oh my lord. ali is...the most genuine human. like pure goodness and affection inside and out. she would take the best care of him, and he would make sure she is Well Fed because my god the two of them have sex drives that are out of control. theyd be that couple that comes to your dinner party, is SO Cute at dinner, then disappears at dessert for 2 hours only to come back well fucked and sweating like ‘sorry.’ lmao

THOSE ARE ALL MY SHIPS FOR NOW MY FRIEND

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Deano Roberts is a Director at Slack. Following his graduation from West Point, he went on to serve as an Apache attack helicopter pilot serving on several deployments. He commanded the US Armys Primary Flight School and a Weapons of Mass Destruction Unit. In addition, he served as a counterterrorism and disaster response expert with NORAD and US NORTHERN COMMAND. He still serves today as a Lieutenant Colonel in the US Army Reserves working on disaster response coordination for California and the Pacific.