#YOU DON'T FUCK WITH THE JESUS
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mama a Body behind you 😰 // pt1/pt2/pt3
#NO I STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED NONA PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT ME#the next book still doesn't have a release date and i don't wanna be left in lingo#and also i love nona and don't want anything bad to happen to her and i have a feeling. bad thing are gonna happen to her :')#also can you fucking believe it's december now. jesus christ#anway. tags now#tlt#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#gideon nav#harrow nonagesimus#harrowhark nonagesimus#griddlehark#ianthe tridentarius#palamedes sextus#camilla hect#nona#harrianthe#kay byeee!
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#Prince#Peace#J Money#:P#^_^#Billionaire#Richie Rich#$$$$$#$$$$#Put in your place#Wurms#WORMWOOD#⚡#YOU DON'T FUCK WITH THE JESUS#Buncha Douchebags#Eminent Domain#God's Property#Thx#LION OF JUDAH#∆#Infinity#JESUS CHRIST#THE ARCHANGEL MICHAEL#YA DAMN RIGHT#14th Dimensional Angel#Of the Order of Melchizadek#Vanguard of Allah#Chief of Heaven#Kthxbye#Spy for the Lord Hehe
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false flags
trans/adjacent tags
accessibility features
tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)
flashing / strobing / lights
unblockable flashing ad
buying ad free
staff @/macmanx guilt trip
list of staff + more issues
#post nuked bc proshippers started insulting people who rbed this and implied partyjockers attempted to Kill staff? it was getting old so#archive links still under the cut if you want and you can rb this from others if you want the og#hint: if you dislike this post or want to debunk parts of it the way to go about it isn't to call people who've rbed it 'disgusting little#fuck ups' that are 'spreading anti shipper lies'#note: this post is and was Not about ship discourse jesus fucking christ proshippers get a grip#also ace discoursers are here too? this isn't about you either?#edit 2: if you send me an anon regarding this post about how im policing discussion or 'don't really want it'#but then stop replying when i answer your ask#maybe that's. not helping discussion?#i nuked this post as people started making up false accusations to smear people staff sniped. aka accusing someone of IRL ATTEMPTED MURDERS.
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APT. Elric's version
#fullmetal alchemist#fma#fmaedit#edward elric#alphonse elric#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#fmab#anisource#animanga#my caps#graphix#rosé#oh jesus quality is shit but I just don't know tumblrs specs anymore#also if y'all only knew what i have to do to use illustrator and then upload? incredible#anyway thank you Rosé and Bruno for this song i fucking love it#love these idiots too#my pride and joy#elric brothers#APT
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"asexual discourse" is so funny cause dude that's not discourse and it's never been discourse. it's not an argument and it's not a conversation bitches are just yelling at us unprompted and then making up people to get mad at 😭
#exclusionists will act like they're in the fucking trenches when they're posting#as if they're not taking the time to walk into someone else's community without provocation and start being nasty.#saw a post the other day that was saying smth aphobic and was like 'it's true and we should be allowed to say it'#babe nobody's Stopping you. you can say whatever the fuck you want.#thing is though that when you say shitty things. people don't typically like it <3#anyway die mad sorry that you fell for heteronormativity and amatonormativity and assume both to be the norm.#i'm gonna keep creating community with other queer people and you are more than welcome to go off and die alone <3#also if you're fr going into ace discourse in the year of our lord 2024. jesus fucking christ get a hobby#aromantic#aromanticism#arospec#aroace#aspec#talking#asexual#ace discourse#ace exclusion
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yeah still thinking about this actually
#the fact he got down on his hands and knees specifically for *that* bit of the song#like#SPECIFICALLY#and don't even get me started on his expression#or the fucking WIGGLING#jesus christ 🫣#WHAT a delivery honestly#this performance of moonage daydream is insane from start to finish though#and also (obviously) fucking incredible#i'm still mad they didn't record an official cover because it's genuinely one of the best bowie covers i've ever heard#anyway#i'll be thinking about this for the rest of the day so now you all have to too 🫠#alex turner#eycte era#the last shadow puppets#tlsp#moonage daydream#alex vid#milex#lulu posts
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I hate it when people make the DC characters feel scared of Phantom. Or when they make them freak out over how crazy his life is
Most of the characters would just go “Oh a Ghost King! That's cool” and either attack, befriend or ignore
They always write Dick to be the responsible one when he's not. If he saw this child he wouldn't go “Omg he's so young!!! Poor baby!!!” he'd go “Oh god no please don't let B see this one” and then “Hey this one's kind of fucked up. I'm going to keep it for a while to see what happens wish me luck🤞”
Or when they make the JL freak out about him. Guys, Flash is able to break reality, time travel, destroy the multiverse and more. If he finds out Danny is Dick's clone or something he'd go “again? How many clones are there?” and just vibe with it
Danny would be so happy to find people who just don't give a shit about how weird he is. He only has his friends and sister and they're just. Three people. This boy needs mental help and everyone freaking out about him isn't helping. He's just vibing with his new also overpowered friends
“Yeah so I'm half dead. I was killed by a ghost portal that opened right where I was, and instead of actually killing me it brought me back to life. I'm a ghost possessing its own body. Sometimes if I feel too weak I'll look the way I looked when I died — with my chest half open and my eyes bleeding. My blood is green. I will probably see everyone I love die. Wild, right?”
“Oh yeah! I've got my own experience with dying. It sucks, man. It's funny for the fastest man alive to not have been able to outrun death lmao. Speedsters also age really weirdly. I'm a married adult with two children but I look like I'm 18. But then later I look like I'm 30. And then 20. And then 40. Sometimes I'm afraid I'll look into the mirror and won't recognize who I see haha”
“Talking about body horror! I don't know if I'm the real me. I've created so many mes (the scout thingies) that I can't tell if I'm the original one or not. Maybe I died, and I'm the only thing that remains of me, and I would never be able to tell. I could be being tortured right at this moment. I could be trapped in the speedforce. And no one would ever know because I'm right here, but if I'm not me then they'd live with an imposter by their side”
“Ahh, body horror. My old friend”
(they're all on the verge of a panic attack)
Danny, glowing with a green light at 3am in the kitchen: Hey what the fuck are you doing here
Green Lantern, also glowing with a green light: I live here you fuck
Danny: Shit this isn't my house??
#danny phantom#dc#dc comics#justice league#batfam#batman#the flash#flashfam#green lantern#“danny get off the ceiling. don't you hiss at me. do u think i've never seen someone open themselves up before. get back here”#danny still jumpscares them a lot#“hi what's up- jeSUS FUCK WHERE DID YOU COMR FROM”#he can never jumpscare the speedsters because they always see him coming#everything's so slow for them they'd be able to tell he's there because they see him slowly appeat#appear*#Danny's mad about it >:(#also he can never get a reaction from batman?? that guy's poker face is amazing#dc x dp#dc x dp crossover#dp x dc#dick grayson#wally west#bart allen#danny fenton#guess which green lantern it is. g u e s s#(i have no clue either)#ghost king danny#ghost king danny is so cool. we need more of him#SOME of you guys always make either danny or some of the dc characters so ooc#avis talks
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agreed to have a student interview me on my usage of chatgpt for studies/work (bc i hate it and want to air my grievances for an hour) and then they send me the list of questions beforehand and the first question is deadass "which generative ai tools do you use". and all the followups don't even consider the idea that someone might not use these programs at all. like we're truly at a point in time where the usage of ai in academic work isn't just allowed, it's expected. hell world.
#WRITE UR OWN FUCKING DRAFTS JESUS CHRIST#'i use it to prompt me with ideas' THAT'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD USE YOUR OWN BRAIN FOR#why are you here if you don't even want to do this fundamental aspect of doing research#curry rambles
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[aotearoa] if you're over 30 and haven't gotten the xbb1.5 booster try to do it THIS MONTH
our piece of shit fascist moneylover government is likely cutting funding to covid vaccines for the great majority of people on july 1.
someone who has access to te whatu ora emails posted this on twitter — it hasn't hit the news yet, but others working in healthcare appear to be confirming it's quite likely, so keep that in mind. we knew a month ago that they were revisiting changes to funding as of the new budget. they're also fucking changing the way sick leave works so that part-time workers will get a hell of a lot less. this winter.
if you're under 30 like me, go ask your pharmacist anyway! mine gave it to me and my wife, and i know there are others around the country who will. ask around until you find someone who will give it to you.
we're entering the biggest covid wave since dec 2022, this government is generally destroying the ministry of health and disability funding, you deserve to do what you can to secure any modicum of protection now. it's worth a shot, pun not intended.
#covid#aotearoa#new zealand#jesus fucking christ#tony muses#also WEAR A MASK THIS WINTER#even if you don't wear it fucking anywhere else wear it where you have a social obligation to the people who have no choice#but to be where you are: public transport#supermarkets#doctors offices#etc
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And if I said this is Liam's Zayn?
#fucking it's you.......#it's you#could it be that it's a lesson that I never had to learn?#I looked at it like a blessing and now it's just a curse#I don't know why...... I don't know why#jesus h christ#zayn#liam#zayn malik#liam payne#ziam#and then the message at the end#the love BEEN felt!!!!!#he didn't open his eyes one time#seriously just watch his body language#I've seen the you & I clips okay I've seen the eyes sparkling I've seen the tender shrugging shoulders#liam payne was in the air tonight#zayn tour#sttstour#stts
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im gonna start a fight; and, at the same time, i need you to take this in the most good-faith way possible, but:
videos that involve body-checking and intentionally (and uncritically) show a mealplan of an unhealthy number of calories are just a revamped version of pro-ana food diaries.
and yeah, i know there's arguments. i address some of them under the cut. but at the end of the day, we're just coming back to romanticizing mental illness; we've just found a better platform for it.
this is already something we've done. we knew it was wrong and tried to stop it. and tbh. it just wasn't enough.
there are people who argue "well, what if you have an eating disorder, you can't help it if you don't eat!" except that as someone with an ED; we are not infants. we know what we're doing. part of having an ED is that you are like, maybe too self-aware. even if we can't help our own food choices, we don't need to fucking romanticize the disorder - something we've been warning you about since 2013. there are hours of setup, filming, and editing that go into these videos. they do not happen to fall into place randomly. there is a reason they are pieced together to be beautiful, bright, inspiring.
there's this woman who pretty much only posts daily plans under a normal amount of calories, and everyone defends her saying but it's better than nothing! and i'm like. except she opens those with images of her showing off her body and provides no context in the video or caption that suggests that she believes what she's doing is unhealthy. she has hundreds of thousands of followers on a platform designed for young kids and teens. i refuse to believe that by accident her content just happens to be cheery advice on "healthy" versions of starving.
for any other symptom of mental illness, we would be incredibly enraged by this kind of placid acceptance of a "tips and tricks" fast-start guide. imagine if people posted pink & pretty videos saying "best places to cut yourself" as if it was a fucking storytime. we, as a society, are so fucking fatphobic that we would rather accept blatantly harmful displays of self harm than admit that we are obsessed with a hyper-thin body type.
i am not suggesting someone never talks about their disorder. i talk about mine. actually, it's a plot point in my book.
here's the difference: i recognize it's a fucking mental illness. i am very careful to never mention a specific weight, eating pattern, or calorie plan. i always make sure to position it as something that ruined my fucking life. i do not put cheery music in the background and hearts and sparkles over my worst moments. i do not film it in bright light. i do not start each passage with an image of a thin body followed by "here's how to look like her."
eating disorders should not be framed as aspirational. and the problem is that society worships the "after" image, so long as you don't get too sick. there is a reason so many people who quit being "influencers" will later admit - i wasn't eating well that whole time; an obsession with food was completely destroying my life.
we let any uncredited, uncertified person write the most backwards, fucked up shit about how to get the body you desire! because the underlying, secret belief is: well, at least they're thin! and the real thing that fucking gets me each time - they make fucking money off of it. their irresponsibility and societal harm literally pays off for them.
"why do you care so much." "don't like it don't look." "so what if people experiment with new ways of thinking of food?"
thank you for asking. we're about to get extremely personal. it's because when i was 18 i discovered "thinspiration"/"thinspo." and it absolutely influenced, shaped, and codified my pre-existing eating disorder. i went from having some troubling habits and traits to being incredibly unwell within what felt like a matter of days. there were actual pages designed to train me on how to have an ED correctly. it was all so suddenly easy. i was sick; and the nature of the illness meant - i wanted to be sicker.
it takes an average of 7 years for a person to fully recover. i know this personally - even now, 10 years from the worst of it, i still fucking struggle. i am so much happier now and i eat what i want and i literally don't think about food at all (19 year old me would shudder) and yet - i still fucking know the calories of plain toast with butter.
an eating disorder is one of the deadliest types of mental illness. over 1 in 4 people with an ED will attempt suicide.
and i'm sorry. i just do not see the exchange rate of "high rate of engagement" versus "the value of a human life."
#and there's something else in there about like ....#tbh once i got over something like 1k followers#i stopped being specific about my ED for a REASON.#yes on ur personal locked blog that u use like a diary go ahead etc#but we are OBVIOUSLY not talking about that. we're talking about the sheer NUMBER of people i could be talking about#in that one paragraph. that you and i probably were thinking about 2 different influencers#bc they get to say that they're just posting FITNESS and if it's FITNESS it's OKAY and im like#jesus christ lord almighty#every person in recovery from an ED: this is incredibly dangerous holy shit do you know how much this would have triggered me#each of these ppl: how dare you!!!!!!!!! i am only harming those who WANT to engage with my content!!!!!#their followers: leave them alone !!! they can't help that they make an hours-long choice to frame their disorder as if it was#fucking cottagecore !!!!#like girlie this person needs THERAPY#again! i didn't even have that large of a following before i IMMEDIATELY deleted any specific mention of calories food etc#bc i recognize responsibility and i didnt EVER want to even ACCIDENTALLY encourage this#and im not even GETTING PAID FOR THIS!!!#aND THEY ARE!!!#something something something they know this content makes them money#they don't give a SHIT about u babe
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Alright, that's enough. I need everyone to be normal about Tonkla right the fuck now.
The takes I've seen about that man have made me lose my mind, to the point where I'm wondering if I've been watching the same show as everyone else. From him spreading diseases to his partners to him faking his grief and doing everything he does for attention, I've been quite perplexed while exploring the show's tags on here and on Twitter to say the least.
Guys. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Tonkla is NOT a difficult character to understand. Korn is arguably more of an inscrutable character than him.
Tonkla has been grieving since we first met him; at first his relationship with Korn that's changed to the point of no return and later his brother who got murdered.
That's it. I don't know why we're demonizing a man who 1) likes having sex and 2) is using sex to get the affection - affection, not attention - he seeks from the man whom he loves and from the man who loves him but Tonkla doesn't.
(I know why and I'll rant in the tags about it 🙂)
And while we're on the subject, I need everyone to be normal about Fuaiz, too, because the takes about his taking this role are even worse. People calling what BOC did by casting him grooming, calling the fans groomers and pedophiles, and so on and so forth.
Are you serious? Are you for real?
Fuaiz played White in DFF who was crying and being in distress 90% of the time, a show which included a scene where he pretended to get stabbed and where he got shaken by Jjay who was screaming to his face. I watched the BTS clip of that - the kid needed a moment to calm down from that experience.
Do you care about that in the same way or is it only a problem when he's pretending to get fucked on screen in a secluded, safe environment with a fucking Intimacy Director involved?
I can totally understand feeling uncomfortable about his age or about the age gap between him and Bas. I'm not judging anyone for that. But there's a difference between feeling discomfort and turning that discomfort into a morality issue. Please stop doing that.
#about Tonkla: do people not realize how they sound when they scrutinize a promiscuous character who likes sex and also uses it to cope?#when they're accusing him of faking everything in order to get attention?#when they say he's spreading fucking DISEASES?#because I can tell you folks. that's fucking homophobic#and I need people to examine their internal biases because this is getting ridiculous#I thought DFF had abysmal takes but somehow 4 Minutes has worse ones#(the reason is the added sex scenes in case you were curious)#God forbid a twink likes getting fucked raw and also uses it to feel sth other than grief for a little while#the horror!#As for Fuaiz I've said my piece#I'm tired of people finding every excuse in the book to demonize BOC#just drop it if you don't enjoy the show Jesus Christ#4 minutes#tonkla 4 minutes#fuaiz thanawat#be on cloud
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I’m thinking it’s more likely this was a legit attempt, but in comparison to the last attempt I think the evidence for it being staged is way stronger. It was on Trump’s own property aka a way more easily controlled environment, the guy was much further away than Crooks was and he never actually got any shots off so no one even got hurt, he survived long enough to be taken into police custody, and this is all happening less than a week after a very bad debate performance and an endorsement from a woman so influential we have the data to name an Effect after her. Like again I think it’s more likely a legit attempt but either way it’s still a nothing burger.
I mean, didn't Trump and Vance just tell us to "get over" gun violence and that it was a "fact of life" in between their busy schedule of inciting racist mobs on Springfield, Ohio?
Did something change between now and then when the MAGAs are suddenly so concerned with preventing white Republicans from having access to guns?
Weird.
#citizen-zero#ask#politics for ts#the giant orange monster#as i said#nobody cared about the last one where someone was demonstrably shooting at him#and i don't even feel the tiniest least bit sorry for him and frankly i doubt anyone else does either#if you incite white republicans to commit gun violence then you don't get to cry when it comes back on you#god i want this election to be over#i am fairly confident that kamala is gonna crush him#but i just want it over#i don't want to look at him or think about him or put up with his deranged kkk fanclub followers#jesus fucking christ just let it be over#please
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Completely broken (in a good way) because I flipped back to my goals page in my journal where I had written 'this is the year I leave him' and remembering how sad I was about not having done it while doing my half year review in June, thinking it wouldn't happen at all. But I did!! I did do that!!!
#moral is don't discount your goals until the year is actually over.#jesus fuck im so proud of myself IT FEELS SO GOOD#i mean it sucks but in the best way possible!!!! if you're seeing this and you're stuck in unfavorable conditions#i hug you so close and i press my heart to your heart. you got this you can do it!!! we can live a better life!!!
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every polycule has the - mad scientist (himbo) - mad scientist (bi woman) - mad scientist (nonbinary creature)
Trying to learn how to draw more simple stuff faster, used the trio to practice :3
#danny phantom#vlad masters#jack fenton#maddie fenton#college trio#THEEE BELOVEDS#jack/vlad#maddie/vlad#maddie/jack/vlad#jesus fuck that's so many tags#can you three just please merge into one being so I don't have to tag so many names...
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This is my late summer wildfire season fey eladrin (more like yeahladrin). His name is 7th of August. Those locust legs will send him flying for about 20 times his own body length. Thus far he's sent himself to fey jesus four times because he is very cool and very stupid. Thrice by his own fireball and once by fall damage. Overshot the cliff's edge by five meters because he can't see shit, lenses thicker than bottle bottoms.
#my art#7th of august#d&d#eladrin#summer eladrin#i don't think i can properly articulate just how dumb this guy is#basically the fey jesus keeps sending him back because oh god fuck not this guy again#go... go collect some more tithe for the fey jesus church#you're so dumb your parents didn't even give you a real name#YOU'RE NAMED AFTER YOUR BIRTH DATE YOU ABSOLUTE HIMBO#AND THE NAME OF YOUR CHURCH#fey eladrin
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