#YOU DON'T FUCK WITH THE JESUS

[blondie-drawings]

mama a Body behind you 😰 // pt1/pt2/pt3

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Second or Third Contact

part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4

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they're about to be really normal about things

[anyfire]

jeff sadecki loves to be like Ugh my bitch wife has been so paranoid and high strung ever since she killed the guy she thought was blackmailing her friends over the stuff they did during the 19 months they spent stranded in the canadian wilderness. Something that has nothing to do with me at all

[hiragis]

APT. Elric's version

[ursula-legun]

idk man i don't think anti-civ shit should be nearly this controversial.

"some societies, including most if not all contemporary societies, require slavery, state coercion, and/or environmental devastation to maintain the benefits that they provide to their citizens. we think that this is bad, and should not be done, and are willing to give up the benefits that require slavery, state coercion, and/or environmental devastation." -> generally admirable even if people don't put it into action that much; few would say somebody is a bad person for feeling this way.

"most modern technology, including motor vehicles, cheap computers, disposable plastics, our entire global transportation chain, and like half of 'renewable' energy solutions require either environmental devastation, capitalist coercion, or slavery to produce and maintain; i.e., they either cannot be made without destroying species or ecosystems, OR nobody is willing to do them except under threat of death - at least in the ways that we currently know how to produce these things" -> not considered to be in good taste to point out but generally hard to argue; usually handwaved with notions of "green tech" coming in to make things better, that we just need new engineering improvements, that we can harvest from the moon(??), that we can just stay inside all the time(???), etc.

"combining the first two things, we think that the production of these things should stop immediately, and that society should learn how to survive only on things that we know how to create and maintain without slavery or ecocide; at least until such a time as we develop means of production that are communal, and well-integrated into the rest of life on earth" -> generally considered naive and unrealistic but still admirable

"no, seriously, the slavery, societal unrest, psychic flood, and environmental devastation are all real, and directly responsible for the apocalypse that we literally all now acknowledge to be happening right now" -> also generally accepted, generally handwaved with weird "well what can you do?" responses

"so we really think we should stop making these things NOW instead of waiting on more far-fetched solutions that will come too late to save most life on earth." -> well now you're just the fucking devil. I guess.

[knifearo]

"asexual discourse" is so funny cause dude that's not discourse and it's never been discourse. it's not an argument and it's not a conversation bitches are just yelling at us unprompted and then making up people to get mad at 😭

[rowyndodendron]

Diomedes really cranked the "simp-o-meter for Odysseus" from 0 to 12 in approximately 0.6 seconds in book 10 (choose ur spy buddy) and im snort-laughing.

Partially because of how Unnecessarily Extra Diomedes is.

And then even more so because of how Extremely Done Odysseus is in his reply (every time he uses the "long-suffering Odysseus" epithet i fucking DIE laughing. I can FEEL the -_-)

But also, because I feel like the opposite is more typical (Odysseus having the flowery flattering speeches and Diomedes just, like, "read at 2pm"-ing him in return):

I am choosing to headcanon that Dio is very subtly/very gently teasing/mocking Odysseus. And that Ody has done the "oh i pick Diomedes the incredible, the unmatchable, unwinnable force of the gods' will!!!" thing to him recently and Dio is now just throwing it back at him in a "do u hear what u sound like when u talk???" Kind of way.

Which is why Ody is peak "i am Unamused by this, diomedes" in the scene. Because he knows he's being gently roasted in a way the others likely won't pick up on/which is Just For Him.

And i think that's beautiful

[captainjonnitkessler]

No more religious hymns at activist rallies. Union folk songs are right fucking there

[kujakumai]

"How do I get into yugioh" okay this might be a little complicated so sit down and listen closely. so first you go to whatever place or format you prefer to obtain manga. are you there? great job now this is the scary part. look for "Yu-Gi-Oh Volume 1" by Kazuki Takahashi. now start on page 1. after that I can't help you

[lizajane2]

I was scrolling through Tiktok as one does and came across a vid from a woman saying how it was wrong of Ryan to want to be in control of creative decisions over Deadpool... girly, here's the thing, Deadpool being introduced to the MCU never would've been a thing had it not been FOR Ryan. He's been passionate about the character from the beginning, even leaked (you can't convince me he wasn't the one who did it) test footage in 2014 when Fox said "nah nobody wants that" when it was in fact the opposite. Looking at you Tom Rothman.

Ryan fought tooth and nail to get Deadpool off the ground, he was the one who made things happen. But then you're gonna back up your claim even more because TJ Miller left too? Whatever that man says, I take it with a grain of salt, especially with his sexual assault allegations.

I'm not even gonna mention the atrocity that is Wade Wilson in X-Men Origins: Wolverine... actually no wait, I am. You wanna know what Ryan did after that ridiculous Hollywood writing? To make sure that Deadpool was going to be released, he wasn't paid for his performance and it allowed Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick to write and work on set alongside him. Not to mention, Ryan's film production company, Maximum Effort, collaborated on the marketing campaign for the first two Deadpool movies. You think he shouldn't have creative control? I absolutely believe he should.

[crispycreambacon]

HEY WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME THAT THE EXTENDED CUT OF "HOW A SHEEP THIEF BECAME A ROYAL JESTER" HAD RYAN REVEAL THE PROFESSOR WANTED TO KISS HIM SEVERAL TIMES??? OFF-CAMERA EVEN???

WHAT THE FUCK???

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

yeah still thinking about this actually

[vegan-kaktus]

I actually opened up my game for the first time in forever! and did something! and it was fun! ok! bye!

on another note, why is it that every light is SO BRIGHT in this game?? I remember some of the lights being very bright back in 2017 when I actually played (yes, there was a time in my life I wasn't stuck in simpe) but now I swear to god all lamps are unwordly bright? I do have both cinema secrets and awlbf installed, but I'm not sure they are the cause? so now I have to go through both maxis' and the custom lamps I have, because I can't stand the exploding white light they all give hahha.. but I have never actually edited lamps before (help). will I ever actually get to play this game? no one knows.

[mamawasatesttube]

every time im forced to remember that t*mberkon exists an angel loses its wings. violently

[glitter-stained]

I'm not saying making tentatodd sexy (as in like, a crossover between a mermaid and glossy black octopus-y tentacle porn monster) would have fixed Nightwing Brothers in Blood... but it would have made it much better