#YOU DON'T FUCK WITH THE JESUS

[blondie-drawings]

mama a Body behind you 😰 // pt1/pt2/pt3

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Second or Third Contact

part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4

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they're about to be really normal about things

[hiragis]

APT. Elric's version

[knifearo]

"asexual discourse" is so funny cause dude that's not discourse and it's never been discourse. it's not an argument and it's not a conversation bitches are just yelling at us unprompted and then making up people to get mad at 😭

[thegoodmorningman]

jfc I didn't realize this Morning was going to be *that* Good!!! ANYTHING GOES!!!

[lizajane2]

I was scrolling through Tiktok as one does and came across a vid from a woman saying how it was wrong of Ryan to want to be in control of creative decisions over Deadpool... girly, here's the thing, Deadpool being introduced to the MCU never would've been a thing had it not been FOR Ryan. He's been passionate about the character from the beginning, even leaked (you can't convince me he wasn't the one who did it) test footage in 2014 when Fox said "nah nobody wants that" when it was in fact the opposite. Looking at you Tom Rothman.

Ryan fought tooth and nail to get Deadpool off the ground, he was the one who made things happen. But then you're gonna back up your claim even more because TJ Miller left too? Whatever that man says, I take it with a grain of salt, especially with his sexual assault allegations.

I'm not even gonna mention the atrocity that is Wade Wilson in X-Men Origins: Wolverine... actually no wait, I am. You wanna know what Ryan did after that ridiculous Hollywood writing? To make sure that Deadpool was going to be released, he wasn't paid for his performance and it allowed Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick to write and work on set alongside him. Not to mention, Ryan's film production company, Maximum Effort, collaborated on the marketing campaign for the first two Deadpool movies. You think he shouldn't have creative control? I absolutely believe he should.

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

yeah still thinking about this actually

[kujakumai]

"How do I get into yugioh" okay this might be a little complicated so sit down and listen closely. so first you go to whatever place or format you prefer to obtain manga. are you there? great job now this is the scary part. look for "Yu-Gi-Oh Volume 1" by Kazuki Takahashi. now start on page 1. after that I can't help you

[byfulcrums]

I hate it when people make the DC characters feel scared of Phantom. Or when they make them freak out over how crazy his life is

Most of the characters would just go “Oh a Ghost King! That's cool” and either attack, befriend or ignore

They always write Dick to be the responsible one when he's not. If he saw this child he wouldn't go “Omg he's so young!!! Poor baby!!!” he'd go “Oh god no please don't let B see this one” and then “Hey this one's kind of fucked up. I'm going to keep it for a while to see what happens wish me luck🤞”

Or when they make the JL freak out about him. Guys, Flash is able to break reality, time travel, destroy the multiverse and more. If he finds out Danny is Dick's clone or something he'd go “again? How many clones are there?” and just vibe with it

Danny would be so happy to find people who just don't give a shit about how weird he is. He only has his friends and sister and they're just. Three people. This boy needs mental help and everyone freaking out about him isn't helping. He's just vibing with his new also overpowered friends

“Yeah so I'm half dead. I was killed by a ghost portal that opened right where I was, and instead of actually killing me it brought me back to life. I'm a ghost possessing its own body. Sometimes if I feel too weak I'll look the way I looked when I died — with my chest half open and my eyes bleeding. My blood is green. I will probably see everyone I love die. Wild, right?”

“Oh yeah! I've got my own experience with dying. It sucks, man. It's funny for the fastest man alive to not have been able to outrun death lmao. Speedsters also age really weirdly. I'm a married adult with two children but I look like I'm 18. But then later I look like I'm 30. And then 20. And then 40. Sometimes I'm afraid I'll look into the mirror and won't recognize who I see haha”

“Talking about body horror! I don't know if I'm the real me. I've created so many mes (the scout thingies) that I can't tell if I'm the original one or not. Maybe I died, and I'm the only thing that remains of me, and I would never be able to tell. I could be being tortured right at this moment. I could be trapped in the speedforce. And no one would ever know because I'm right here, but if I'm not me then they'd live with an imposter by their side”

“Ahh, body horror. My old friend”

(they're all on the verge of a panic attack)

Danny, glowing with a green light at 3am in the kitchen: Hey what the fuck are you doing here

Green Lantern, also glowing with a green light: I live here you fuck

Danny: Shit this isn't my house??

[fiona-fififi]

Would be great if people could stop calling Eddie Diaz (and Ryan Guzman) white, actually.

[abrahamvanhelsings]

agreed to have a student interview me on my usage of chatgpt for studies/work (bc i hate it and want to air my grievances for an hour) and then they send me the list of questions beforehand and the first question is deadass "which generative ai tools do you use". and all the followups don't even consider the idea that someone might not use these programs at all. like we're truly at a point in time where the usage of ai in academic work isn't just allowed, it's expected. hell world.

[tinystepsforward]

[aotearoa] if you're over 30 and haven't gotten the xbb1.5 booster try to do it THIS MONTH

our piece of shit fascist moneylover government is likely cutting funding to covid vaccines for the great majority of people on july 1.

someone who has access to te whatu ora emails posted this on twitter — it hasn't hit the news yet, but others working in healthcare appear to be confirming it's quite likely, so keep that in mind. we knew a month ago that they were revisiting changes to funding as of the new budget. they're also fucking changing the way sick leave works so that part-time workers will get a hell of a lot less. this winter.

if you're under 30 like me, go ask your pharmacist anyway! mine gave it to me and my wife, and i know there are others around the country who will. ask around until you find someone who will give it to you.

we're entering the biggest covid wave since dec 2022, this government is generally destroying the ministry of health and disability funding, you deserve to do what you can to secure any modicum of protection now. it's worth a shot, pun not intended.

[glitter-stained]

I'm not saying making tentatodd sexy (as in like, a crossover between a mermaid and glossy black octopus-y tentacle porn monster) would have fixed Nightwing Brothers in Blood... but it would have made it much better

[prettysymbiosis]

And if I said this is Liam's Zayn?