#YOU BASTARD 😭😭😭😭😭
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one thing about Joel Smallishbeans is that he's always giggling. I think most people overlook this in the fandom because most of the time his delivery is just so deadpan and sarcastic, but its when he's doing a bit with another person you can always hear him loudly giggling in between sentences trying not to break character. He is ESPECIALLY prone to doing this with Etho. Its so damn cute it makes me insane and I think more people deserve to notice this!!
#hermitcraft#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#this post brought to you by latest smalletho interaction in joels video#just joel giggling like a bastard while etho complains about how he was embarassed by joels statue prank#absolutely IMMACULATE vibes from these two. please i need more people to see just how light hearted they are with each other 😭💞#smalletho <- kinda#rayala rambles
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EMMY NOW THAT I KNOW YOUVE WATCHED GMM. HEAR ME OUT. DAD!ATSUMU AND UNCLE!SAMU TRYING BREASTMILK AND HAVING THE SAME REACTION AS RHETT AND LINK.
FIRBDODNDOD NO BC THEY SEE YOU DAB AND LICK THE MILK OFF YOUR WRISTS AND COMPLETELY FREAK OUT
“Can you drink that?!”
“What does it taste like?”
“Why do you do that?”
“Is it warm?”
You snicker at all these questions and nudge the bottle towards atsumu, “taste it and find out, baby.”
And atsumu winces, but inevitably takes the warm bottle of milk in his hands, eyes flicking between you and Hisako and the bottle. “Are you sure this is safe to drink?”
“It’s breast milk for our baby, not rat poison,” you scoff. You make a grabby hand for it, “look, if you’re not going to try it, give it back so we can feed our child?”
“I’m gonna try it, but I need to work up the courage first.”
“You’re literally a professional athlete.”
“Here, can I try it?” Osamu asks, and while you nod, Atsumu looks at him incredulously.
“You’re asking me if you can try my wife’s breast milk?”
“It’s not like he’s suckling straight from the teat,” you giggle. “Just- here. Try it. It’ll bring you closer to your niece.”
Osamu dabs a little on his wrist as his brother did, and the twins look at each other before licking it off of their wrist, and you cackle as you watch their face go from curious to straight up disgusted.
“Ohhh dear god.”
“That’s vile.”
“That came out of you?!”
“Oh- that… that’s actually disgusting.”
“Babies got it bad, brother.”
“Is it expired?”
“You two are so dramatic,” you snicker, grabbing the bottle back and popping it in Hisako’s mouth. “It’s just breast milk.”
“Have you seen the way she cries for this stuff?” Atsumu says, shocked. “Babies have no taste buds, I’m going to start giving her protein shakes instead.”
“You absolutely will not be doing that, actually.”
#THIS IS SO OLD IM SORRY BUT I HAD TO KEEP FINDING THE CLIP AND ITS A SLIPPERY BASTARD MAN 😭😭😭#atsumu miya#atsumu miya fluff#atsumu miya x reader#atsumu miya x f!reader#atsumu miya x reader fluff#atsumu miya imagine#atsumu miya haikyuu#miya atsumu#miya atsumu fluff#miya atsumu x reader#miya atsumu x reader fluff#miya atsumu x f!reader#miya atsumu imagine#miya atsumu haikyuu#haikyuu#haikyuu fluff#haikyuu imagine#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu x reader fluff#haikyuu x female reader#haikyuu x f!reader#haikyuu x yn#haikyuu x you#haikyuu x y/n#dad!au#dad!haikyuu#dad!atsumu miya#dad!miya atsumu#uncle!osamu miya
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If Wyll Ravengard has a million fans I am one of them. If Wyll has fifty fans I am one of them. If Wyll has one fan, I am dead and it's Theo Solomon left holding down the fort.
#If the world is against Wyll I am against the world#Til my last breath I'll support Wyll Ravengard#Seriously theo Solomon is so incredible I swear he cares/understands Wyll ravengard more than anyone in all of Larian#(yes I'm talking about you Kevin vanord you bastard)#What I would give to have like ten interviews with him just talking about Wyll#There's so few Theo interviews!!!!!!#😭😭😭#I do admire and appreciate him so much#Theo Solomon#wyll ravengard#wyll bg3#wyll#baldurs gate 3#the blade of frontiers
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Leona’s Labwear Vignette be like
Born to say “yes Leona take me into your arms 😍”, forced to say “I can walk just fine, thanks! 😤”
#why must you do this to us twst 😭#Epel you lucky bastard#twisted wonderland#twst#twst art#twst comic#leona kingscholar#leona labwear#twst mc#twst yuu#twst meme
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hi hello just because the narrator has a posh accent doesn’t mean he speaks fancy, he swears and stutters and doesn’t use many big fancy words ok goodbye
#‘‘can you imagine what a pain in the arse that would be’’#the fact that they had to edit so many lines because kevan would swear and they wanted to keep the game’s age rating lower 😭😭#he doesn’t swear like a sailor but words like bastard are engrained into his vocabulary#‘‘well shit stanley why didn’t you just say so?’’ look at me in the eyes and tell me he wouldn’t say that#tsp#moth rambles#stanley parable#the stanley parable
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How Would Jun Rescue Kazuya?
After the battle in the beach, Jun approaches the unconscious Kazuya. How would she care for him? Let's explore the options...
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Of course she can carry him she's tsuyoi.
Initially, I was just drawing the first drawing but I was like... Kazu started a beef with his son and got rolled. And now wifey's alive and saw it all. If we're being fr here she isn't gonna be that soft with him too quickly.
Hope you enjoy this little comic (^///^)
#btw happy 51st birthday Kaz you old man#hope you get hotter and get your redemption arc HAHHAHAHA#tekken#tekken 8#kazuya mishima#jun kazama#kazujun#kazjun#kazjun week#kazujun week#sleepyconfusedpotato art#kazuya x jun#oh and your bastard dad turns out alive btw#HARADA GIVE HIM A BREAK 💔😭
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I’m personally a big fan of putting men in boxes.
#PUT💥THAT💥MAN💥IN💥A💥BOX#I had to send him back to gay jail because it’s no longer pride month#can you tell my big piece is annoying me by the amount of doodles I’m doing rn 😭#Im working on it I swear#ted spankoffski#theodore spankoffski#starkid#team starkid#starkid productions#starkid musicals#starkid fanart#fanart starkid#tgwdlm#tgwdlm fanart#tgwdlm starkid#starkid tgwdlm#the guy who didn’t like musicals#the guy who didn’t like musicals fanart#time bastard nightmare time#time bastard#starkid time bastard#nightmare time#hatchetfield nightmare time#starkid nightmare time#nmt#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#fanart#my art
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I SWEAR CELEBI'S THINGY IS COMING SOON BUT I REALLY WANTED TO POST THIS ALRIGHT
yeaah... future trio got me too...
and Darkrai is there too, because of course he is.
hey look i drew a cute Drifloon :D
...ignore the rest
whatever started at Darkrai doodles ended in brainrot of future trio + darkrai and I'm blaming @scribz-ag24 for this
#Can you believe between the first pic and the 4th pic is only a week inbetween. I sure can't but like why did I mirror the pose...#ON ACCIDENT??? Everytime I look at the two Grovyles I'm like... how... how did they end up so differently???#also probably blaming @cozybells as well for this but I really fear tagging people so I'm just letting y'all know in the tags because#I do wanna let everyone know who inspired me when someone did <333 better get running [you know who you are!!!!] DusnoirXDarkrai is next...#also: upon seeing scribz-ag24's art my brain said: You need to color too! ah yeah that went well with the doodle batch#I really hope you're able to read everything with how messy I can write sometimes. If not please let me know and I'll add sth in this post!#Also the doodle batch was the first thing I drew so well... never drew dusknoir before and grovyle once i think...#please go easy on me I have yet to explore the relationship between literally everyone😭 and I have no idea what I‘m doing and I'm a little#lost I normally only draw King Boo or Darkrai but I'm sure scribz-ag24 sprinkling in bits of Darkrai got me in love with the future trio to#grovyle#future trio#celebi#darkrai#dusknoir#pmd hero#pokemon#drifloon#totodile#my art#my stuff#tagas friend spoiler#pmd#pokemon mystery dungeon#IS THERE A SHIP NAME FOR FUTURE TRIO... there must be. ...oh... is it just...#futuretrioshipping#i feel sooo stupid rn.#also everytime i drew darkrai i had evil spiteful bastard in mind (except for the one with an arrow pointing out he's redeemed) but i think#i literally mixed every possible version of him in my head so got absolutely no clue what i'm doing :D#anyways i hope you enjoyed this and thanks for reading through my ramblings! Have such a wonderful rest of the day yippiee <333#pmd2
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ms jay herself (and apple)
#ive been grappling with her design the most i feel.... i need it to be good enough for her 😭😭😭 ily jay ilysm wehhghghhhh#dude drawing the pin i realized just how much circles dont exist to me. theyve disappeared from my art completely. fuck you circles. fuck y#just roll with it#jrwi riptide#jay ferin#jrwi apple#i will tag every little critter ok it just feels right#my art#ok theres one bastard left i will deal with him.. later. maybe tmrw#fuck i got to the part where he gets some tats hhhgotta figure out how i wanna draw those#jay bad posture while tinkering is real to me. shes all hunched. shes shrimping.#she tinkers at night while the others r sleeping n she stretches n yells n wakes them up#guys i love drunk jay so much.... when her and lizzie got plastered... so good...........
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I love this man so much he’s so goofy and adorable
#osomatsu san#mr. osomatsu#karamatsu#karamatsu matsuno#look at him hyping himself up#yes king you are handsome#bastard stole my art#loved the third movie 💕#I died when he did the salt meme and a moon walk 😭
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Incel/Loser-König would accuse you of cheating for having a celebrity/fictional crush. 🥴
#i was today years old when i realised people GENUINELY consider that cheating in relationships 😭#to me - it just seems extremely insecure - which reminds me of that sick bastard... (könig)#orla speaks#konig x you#konig x reader#konig call of duty#cod konig#konig cod#konig mw2#könig cod#könig call of duty#könig fanfiction#könig x reader#könig mw2#könig#konig
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The way this line kind of ruined me
"As long as there's the mountain and Zayne"
Be it Dr Zayne and the mountain that stole his best friend William, where he watched him die the most agonizing and painful death possible while he struggled and failed to help him and carries that death through nightmares still
Or the Foreseer and the mountain that kept him prisoner by chain and thorn for god knows how long, not only denying him the basic needs of socialization and freedom, but taunted and weaponized his love for mc countless times
Or Dawnbreaker and the metaphorical mountain of bodies and burdens he's forced to shoulder on a psyche and ego that is so paper thin it's almost transparent, just strong enough to do the work that no one else is willing or capable of doing but for how much longer can he sustain it
Zayne and His Mountain
There is a reason this song is my #1 Zayne song 🔗🔗🔗
#love and deepspace#lads#l&ds#lnds#love & deepspace#zayne love and deepspace#zayne#dawnbreaker#foreseer#Special thank you to my beloved Pearl my most precious person for helping me get this bastard bc he was A FIGHTER#drug him home by the mullet 😤#this myth gave me a lot of feelings so bear with me as I deconstruct them all 😩#im late to the party but im here 🥴#he made me slander Greyson before hed come home thats how jealous he was 😭😭😭
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Art trade with @lil-hater 🖤🖤 (thank you so much for your drawing too :'')) Ig post: X
#papa emeritus iv#ghost band#ghost band fanart#ghost fanart#my art#art trade#digital art#fan art#literally not finished yet I worked it out#pls check her art out 😭#also I made an instagram acc (💀) so the link is there in the caption if you don't mind to!#my scribbles will be more likely be seen there than here bc im a lazy bastard here#im still gonna post here anyways#cannot leave this lol#pls this was a practice that ended up as a drawing el oh el
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We did not deserve Doey the Doughman 😭
#friendship ended with poppy now doey is my best friend#fucking HELL-#the shit this poor bastard went through 😭#playtime co when i get my fucking hands on you-#bruh chapter 4 fucking devastated me#new au: doey and all the safe haven peeps live because i fucking said so dammit#gonna beat the prototype’s ass when i find him#poppy playtime#doey the doughman
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@llamagoddessofficial HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH (ANOTHER) PURPLE DIFFICULT TO DRAW INHUMAN MAN WITH A SNATCHED WAIST
HE IS SO GORGEOUS, HANDSOME MAN OWAUAUAHEUAAHH I WANT HIM TO STEAL ME
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(retaining psychic damage) AUAOEUAEAAUUUGHHHHHH
#HELP ME#hes mortally wounded me#ive started watching TFP because of this handsome bastard 😭#aougueaguhagh (ugly sobbing)#i desire him#also rest assured i find shockwave hot also#but im still in season 1#so i have to wait for him#but ghghghgrhghfgg#i want to be with both Waves#this man single handedly made me look up every transformer media#HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO ANYTHING IF I KEEP GETTING A NEW HYPERFIXATION EVERY MONTH#im screaming#hes so handsome i feel insane#this is what i mean when i say i have too many crushes#LLAMA WHAT HAVE YOU DONEEEEEEE#soundwave
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LEAVE ME ALONE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
You're the kind of person who gets stuck in a revolving door
- Nardo
NARDO. DO NOT START...!
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