#YEAH… YEAH

[tteokdoroki]

૮ ͈>◡< ͈ა warnings — smut, mdni 18+, afab!reader.

diluc fucking you while he’s fully clothed and you’re completely naked — he has you pressed up against a wall in the tavern after hours with your thighs slung over his shoulders and your slick little cunt wrapped around him !!

he’s teasing you and there’s not much you can do about it from your position beneath the man. not that you’d want to, because diluc is so calmly domineering— the way he smiles down at you, presses featherlight kisses to your shining skin and plays with your slick clit between his gloved fingers makes you his malleable mess.

you’re too loud, whining and whimpering— brought to tears by the red head’s shallow thrusts. so he slips off his gloves, puts them between the rows of his pearly white teeth and slides his fingers past your eager lips. he lets you suck, smirking around the black patent leather in his mouth, the flavour of satisfaction spread across his tongue.

“quiet darling. let me give you something to occupy that pretty little mouth of yours, hm?”

[lambf4rm]

Johnnys shack reveal

[pwurrz]

kuya shotgunning yakumo is.. really hot? actually??

pulling yakumo so close he’s practically sitting in kuya’s lap, a hand on his cheek that seems tender at first but is really just the fox’s way of making sure yakumo is giving him his full, undivided attention, unable to look away as kuya leans in close, connecting their lips together as he transfers smoke between them.

yakumo can’t help but squeeze his eyes shut, too overwhelmed by the intimacy of the moment, but kuya’s sure to keep his eyes open the entire time, not wanting to miss the way yakumo squirms and flushes but doesn’t dare move away, the way his eyebrows twitch when he whimpers, the almost pained expression on his face when kuya strokes over his cheekbone with his thumb and calls him a ‘good boy’ with a look of hunger on his face but the slightest glimmer of fondness in his eye.

[zenmom]

https://youtu.be/ITkpo3ld2nk?si=6BGnBmmGCjoLhFil

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I-

I do not apologize

Goodbye :3

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I felt so rickrolled…

The suggestion of a man in a cat dancing to that song is hilarious, but the song 💀

[cowboytarlos]

Let’s not think about how TK must have felt when the first thing Carlos did when resuscitated was to shout in a panic “get off me” because Carlos thought he was still in danger.

Let’s not.

[vi-visected]

survival, a short poem

[xxshotgun-weddingxx]

ALL DAY, EVERY DAY: THERAPIST, MOTHER, MAID NYMPH THEN A VIGRIN NURSE THEN A SERVANT JUST AN APPENDAGE, LIVE TO ATTEND HIM SO THAT HE NEVER LIFTS A FINGER 24/7 BABY MACHINE SO HE CAN LIVE OUT HIS PICKET FENCE DREAMS IT’S NOT AN ACT OF LOVE IF YOU MAKE HER YOU MAKE ME DO TOO MUCH LABOUR

[hellverse]

cas and dean looking at each other all ooooh you wanna fuck me and they’re both right

[evermorebytaylorswift]

no one sees when you lose when you’re playing solitaire

[modernchemical]

watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before

[kazisonline]

All I'm saying is Jayce Talis is a bisexual polyamorous man who has a type and that type is just, Higher Beings. His type is just Jesus Christ. Bro straight up wants to fuck God

Edit: damn bisexuals found this post hello y'all hope you have a nice day the post reached its target audience

[lovely-v]

It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

[stafsar]

my muse and I

[scribefindegil]

Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?

[mushiver]

I know what you're all definitely thinking. What if everyone from Gravity Falls was a chair. Well, I was bored enough at 3am to think about that too

Edit: part 2