#Y'ALL LYING

[respectthepetty]

The lust of my life is back on my screen in Bake Me Please, and he is a Blue Boy!

I am deeply in lust with Guide, and this time around he is playing Peach, a baker.

He loves his grandmother (NOTHING BETTER HAPPEN TO HER!)

And he even has the color-coded phone.

In fact, there is a lot of blue (and white) in this show, and it's coming from Oab's family. Note: The guy playing Atom will be the lead in 7 Days Before Valentine which also airs this week.

Then we have the baker boys, Guy and Shin. Guy makes the pies, and Shin bakes the cakes.

Shin is definitely an introverted Black Brooder with a tragic past and a color-coded phone. He is also allergic to nuts.

Peach will be the light to his dark.

Regardless if he wants it or not.

Guy already likes Peach.

But I'm gonna go out on a limb and claim Oab likes Guy.

And has liked his best friend for awhile, which is the only reason he opened a shop called Temptation with the land he inherited from his mother.

Make my second couple dreams come true!

You've only got six episode.

And I'll be here for every single one of 'em!

[dazai-on-my-mind]

I'm crying. Chuuya is the shortest adult in the BSD universe and I had to find out via a ship post.

[bluebells-and-dragonflies]

God, the intimacy of Astarion feeding from you.

Astarion drinking from your neck as he pulls your body closer to his in bed, his chest up against your back, his arms wrapped around your waist. It's a casual thing, now, his whispered can I? and your answering nod, as much a part of your bedtime routine as your bath or his curl care. You sigh as his fangs pierce your skin and his fingers flex against your stomach. His breath hitches when the taste of you hits his tongue, and that's familiar too, the physicality of it, the noises he makes low in his throat as he drinks, the way he grows warmer against you as your blood begins to flow through his veins. Nothing else makes you feel so heady, so intoxicated- so comforted.

Astarion drinking from your wrist when he’s starving for it and can’t wait to get you more comfortable. Pulling him into an alleyway one night on the way home from the Elfsong because you can see how badly he's craving in the way he can't keep his eyes off of the pulse point in your neck. He seizes your arm with both hands (can I? Yes-), bringing the soft skin on the inside of your wrist to his lips. He has just enough presence of mind to kiss the heel of your hand distractedly before he bites, fangs sliding through your skin and into the vein. The sound he makes can only be described as a growl, something feral and possessive (and you'll never tell him that it turns you on, since he would be insufferable about it- a promise to yourself that lasts exactly as long as the space between the moment and the next time you're tipsy and want him).

(NSFW Below!)

Astarion drinking from your inner thigh, one hand holding your leg steady and the other cupping your cunt. You groan, eyes shut in pleasure, as his thumb comes to rub your clit. The pain of the bite is barely pain this way- it collides with the pleasure in your belly and sends you almost out of your mind, overwhelmed with sensation and heat. He takes you all the way there, takes just enough from you to have you relaxed and pliant and soaring somewhere above your own body, plays you like an instrument with all the knowledge of you he's gathered over the months, the years. He knows when you're close, knows to crook his fingers inside you just so, knows the reaction he's going to get when he pulls away from your thigh for just a moment and looks up at you with dark eyes and tells you to come for him, he wants to see it, you fall apart so beautifully and it's all for him, isn't it, tell him how good he makes you feel and when you climax with his voice in your ear and the scent of blood on the air he has the audacity to laugh at how well he understands you, your body.

He's soft, after, softer than he'll ever be with anyone who isn't you. He licks you clean before he takes you to the bath, carrying you with the strength your lifeblood gives him. It's the least he can do for you, with everything you've given him: not just your body, but your trust, your closeness, and he will never stop being grateful.

[majorpatheticcas]

May I have this dance? 🌹

"I gotta be honest with you, kid. I'm not the smoothest dancer, but hey, at least we're dancing, right?"

Anon design by: @htsan

[invisiblefoxfire]

Tumblr: Those Animorphs books are fucking hardcore.

Me: Animorphs? Those books with the creepy covers I never read as a kid cause I thought they looked dumb as hell?

Tumblr: Fucking. Hardcore.

Me: Well I don't have any money to waste on random kids' books from my childhood and the libraries in this country don't have English-language YA so—

Tumblr: Author put all the books up for free download.

Me: [sigh] FINE. They're very short, I'll give one a try.

[after reading book 1]

Me: they let fucking CHILDREN READ THIS what the fuck oh WHAT the fuCCK

[hoshigray]

Five jjk chapters left, and if I don't see a single frame of toji popped up in any one of them (or an art piece/sketch), I will retire as a writer and go back to drawing.

[dr-zeddy]

For everyone saying "Mohg was a grooming mass murderer before Miquella and naturally interested in him":

No, he wasn't.

The truth is, we don't know who Mohg was before the Mohgwyn Dynasty but the new context indicates that he wasn't that terrible, as people make him out to be. All we do know about him from in-game texts centers around his planned reign with Miquella.

Therefore everything in the game that refers to Mohg and his Dynasty is directly intertwined with Miquella's enchantment. Miquella is the whole reason his bloody fingers are running around, murdering people, to drench his cocoon in blood, so he can divest himself of his flesh and use Mohg and his connections to the Formless Mother as an entrance to the Land's of Shadow. (And later, his corpse as a perfect vessel)

If Mohg was so much into all of this, why didn't they just make a deal, like he did with Radahn? (If Radahn agreed or not idk, but it does indicate that Miquella does make deals/vows if it serves him)

Why not ask Mohg for a similar deal if he was such a power hungry leader filled with bloodlust? "Yo bro, I heard you like spilling blood with your murder cult, wanna have even more power and legitimate your claims by taking me as a consort?" is all he needed to ask. If Mohg was so power hungry, there'd be no way he turned the offer down.

Why go through the hassle and enchant him and his close followers like Ansbach (who would have 100% called bullshit, if he saw that Mohg acted differently, considering his whole personality)? Because Miquella couldn' t be sure that Mohg would've agreed to do all the things he has done, as the head of the Mohgwyn Dynasty. Ansbach's Pureblood-Knight medal also seems to have another shape, which too suggests a change in the meaning of this occupation, since our Pureblood-Knight medal looks faaairly different.

As I said, WE DO NOT KNOW FOR SURE, who Mohg was before the Mohgwyn Dynasty with Miquella. We only have the clues that he wasn't that much of a deranged power-hungry, mad man filled with bloodlust, as we thought he was. If he was such a terrible person we didn't had people like Ansbach, daring to challenge a fucking God, just to avange him. All we know is that he had to be quite the personality and leader for having so loyal followers. He probably always was a little eccentric and crazy from the get go but not as far as terrible as Miquella made him out to be.

Idk I'm just so tired of people still shitting on Mohg, despite having played the DLC, when he was clearly abused and defiled for years, he didn't fucking deserve this and it makes me so sad. Like Ansbach said "My dear lord deserved better"

[cinamun]

Professor who? | Next

[dollypopup]

saying the only confirmed asexual character is the most likely to cheat on his wife is absolutely WILD. like Colin Bridgerton? THE Colin Bridgerton? Who just about couldn't have sex without an emotional connection to the other person? and when he WAS he was almost completely disassociating from the moment? That man would cheat on his wife Penelope, the woman he very obviously loves and has respected long before they were in a romantic relationship? The Colin Bridgerton who has the best track record for respecting the women around him regardless of whether they were providing something for him? The Colin Bridgerton who listens to women and wears his heart on his sleeve? Colin Bridgerton who's coping mechanism when he's dealing with heartbreak is literally abstinence? The Colin Bridgerton who chose to marry Penelope actively every step of the way and ends season 3 happy as can be smooching his wife? THAT Colin Bridgerton? Would take on a mistress? AHAHAHAHAHA

Whatever you're taking I want some of it, because that's a level of delusion I think would be very fun to experience.

[guardian-angle22]

This or That: Tarlos Edition -> AUs or canon compliant fics? ↳ Love Game by @welcometololaland ↳ Rescue Me by @littlemissmarianna ↳ summer slipped us underneath her tongue by @alrightbuckaroo ↳ Magnetic North by @paperstorm ↳ no rules in breakable heaven by @strandnreyes

[kazvha]

FIRST TIME LYING ON HIM

Including: The one and only, Mr. Kayden Break

Notes: Some scrap I wrote few months ago. Posting this before it rots away in my drafts or I accidentally delete it🤙🏾😅

Kayden's been lying on the couch, reading a book.

"Can I?" You motioned your hand to his lap and he nodded. "Come here." And he didn't need to say it twice before you crawled onto him and laid your head against his chest.

...

"I'm not too heavy am I?"

"As light as a feather. What do you think I'm training for?"

"...Right."

He could tell that you were still nervous because of your tense body language.

"Relax. Just think of it like you're hugging me. Just not vertically but horizontally."

"Kayden, what are you talking about?" Your tense body relaxed against his as you became engrossed in your usual silly conversation.

"Forget it.", Kayden grinned, happy that you were not nervous anymore.

His fingers were like brushes treating your skin like a blank canvas. They languidly began to draw small stars onto your forearm.

You adjusted your head so that your ear would be exactly above his beating heart. Something was calming about hearing his steady heartbeat, though it skipped every time you moved a little. It was nice to know that only you had that effect on him.

You felt a pair of lips against your temple, so you glanced up at Kayden.

"This is nice. It's criminal that we didn't think of doing this sooner."

[whoisspence]

WHO DID THISAKWDYUB

[tea-cat-arts]

Wei Wuxian is 35ish. Fight me

And its not like wwx has to be mentally younger/ less mature than his peers for his situation to still be incredibly tragic. It's just less a "man out of time" brand of tragedy and more the kind of tragedy that comes from being away from your hometown for awhile (in wwx's case, away because he was in metaphysical jail) and then you come back and everything's changed and your favorite store closed and your childhood best friend has a baby you had no idea about

[angryducktimemachine]

A while back I started listening to The Silt Verses but couldn't quite keep my attention to the audio although i really really loved the concept. Luckily, I got reminded that they have really good transcripts so guess who read through Season 1 and will now head on to season 2.

Anyways, here's Carpenter.

The pointy ears are a stylistic choice I just like drawing pointy ears.

[ID: a digital drawing of Carpenter from the Silt Verses. She has dark, straight tho slightly frizzy hair down to her shoulders and fishhooks as earrings. She looks tired. /End ID]

[thatbuddie]

okay so since she wants to pretend like the connection is flimsy or insane, here is a VERY easy explanation of how we know who queso-emergency is. and keep in mind that we have MULTIPLE ways of proving each of these things!

nqueso-emergency had a previous reddit account that was called thoracicorchid -> thoracicorchid is the username this person also used on ao3 for their past fandom -> thoracicorchid also had a second ao3 account that they used to reply to comments on fics they wrote, and this ao3 account was called intermittent-showers -> intermittent-showers is the username used for a bucktommy ao3 account and tumblr account

it's as simple as that: nqueso-emergency -> intermittent-showers.

there are no crazy leaps. everything was actually so easy to find. the google document that was posted and that is a lot longer and convoluted was just to keep track of how each step was reached and who found what. but again, it truly was pretty easy and straight-forward.

if anyone needs proof of the connections they can be provided. SO MUCH PROOF. very easy to find proof and also pretty irrefutable proof.

so yeah. there we go. let her lie all she wants but don't be fooled, please. it is so so so easy to see through her lies.

[ilottthepilot]

Hunter McElrea vs the indycar grid sorter 😭