#Xizuma

[piglinmyfeet]

Rating all the poses on the new hermitcraft banner

Bdoubleo100: 6/10 pretty average, covered up by the person on the end but he's just reaching his arm out. Not too special but decent.

Xizuma: 8/10 "yippee" energy but not 😁 yippee, more chill than that, basically he just looks like he's cheering for something. I like it.

xBCrafted: 7/10 only criticism is why are him and Doc holding that thing like that? It makes it very hard for xb to use his other hand.

DocM77: 7/10 pretty much the same as xb, still a bit selfish of him to be trapping xbs arm like that.

Welsknight: 8/10 looks like he's dancing but very chill. We can't all be busting out the big guns and grooving the night away. Nice work.

TangoTek: 7/10 I like it, he looks happy and eager, however thats also the exact pose people made when I was in school and people were trying to fight each other. I do not think tango is trying to fight anyone.

VintageBeef: 9/10 looks like he's trying to dance. I like it. Keep it up, beef ✌️🙂

StressMonster: 7/10 looks a bit like she's running away from beef, or really badly trying to kick scar. Why are you doing that, stress? I want to see where you're going with this.

Goodtimeswithscar: 6/10 he's just chillin'. Looks confident though, can't say I disagree, though the angle of his head and his eyes make things a tad bit confusing

Rendog: 9/10, I love it, he's so groovy, plus he's got that slutty slutty neckline. Another day another slay

Pearlescentmoon: 9/10 similar dancing to beef except I think she's pointing at something and I'm curious as to what

Mumbo Jumbo: 8/10 what's behind your back, mumbo killsalot jumbo? I distrust him...

Keralis: 7/10 unsure if it's just his face but his arms being up and him leaning back makes him look a bit scared. Someone help this man to overcome his fears

Joe Hills: 9.5/10 he looks very groovy indeed, but what's that he's doing with his hand? Hmmm....

Zedaph: 4/10 don't be selfish. Tut tut tut zedaph

Zombiecleo: 9.5/10 and that's what Joe's doing with his hand! Love the high five, woohoo

Jevin: 7/10 good job, but maybe try a bit harder not to abuse Grian perhaps

Grian: 6/10 clearly trying to escape jevin, however, kee out of poor ethos personal space. Keep to your own bubble. Shame on you Grian.

Ethoslab: 1/10. Why's he throwing it back... ☹️

Hypnotized: 9/10 some real teehee energy with this one. I appreciate that. Keep up the energy

ImpulseSV: 9/10 biggest yippee energy so far. Either that or he really wants to ask a question

Cubfan: 9/10 I can imagine him saying eureka. That's a type of can or something

Falsesymmetry: 7/10 also big yippee energy, but maybe slightly less than Impulse. Love it still

Iskall: 7/10 I can't tell if he's using that hand to shout, or whisper something to false, but either way I want to know what he's saying

Geminitay: 6/10 pretty much the same as bdubs. Very covered by mystery person two electric boogaloo, but simple can be good

TFC: 10/10 best for last is TFC chilling behind the F o7

[crabhousecrafting]

can’t believe they banned grian from hermitcraft 😔

rip grian good luck with marine biology i guess

[conscious-naivete]

transcript:

zombiecleo: why did he want you dead so badly?

xisuma: yeah!

shubble: oh, it’s a long story. there’s this girl... and we both kind of liked her, and I definitely, completely stole her from him, like she definitely picked me over him. so.

xisuma: ah, I see.

cleo: ohh. that- that’s-

shubble: (overlapping) yeah.

xisuma: pirate with a broken heart!

shubble: yeah..

cleo: very dangerous beast.

xisuma: yes.

cleo: but uh-

shubble: it’s not my fault! he never stood a chance.

end transcript.

you tell ‘em shelby!

(clip from xisumavoid’s most recent video)

[m-pennanti]

I have not been in this active fandom long but I have noticed a weird pattern (or flavor I guess?) in the discourse

A few imaginary examples:

- Everyone was hoping Joel got in s10 and then Joel went “actually I don’t *want* to join hermitcraft” and suddenly people started attacking everyone who previously said they hoped Joel was in s10 because they were “pressuring him”

- Pearl hid a few spider heads in xB’s base for him to find randomly and everyone hounded on her for griefing but when Etho burned down Gem’s house and didn’t help rebuild it it was a-ok

- Something big happened to Cleo and they made a video explaining she was taking a break for a while and people constantly bothered her about coming back sooner to the point they had to leave social media only two weeks into the break

- False made an amazing mini game with only one real flaw and everyone called it “ok at best and lazily made and could’ve done with a few more tweaks” and then Joe made a very flawed low-effort mini game off the top of his head and people started calling it “the best game on the server that so much effort was put into”

- Xizuma retired from Hermitcraft and the Hermits agreed that Cub would now host the server and some people were very upset that they didn’t choose Iskall and others bullied Xizuma about it despite it being a decision made by everybody

- Wels became active again on his own accord and had a lot of interactions with other Hermits and took a slightly different approach to his builds and people started saying they “hoped Wels would stop playing Hermitcraft and leave”

Again, these are not actual things that happened

But you can see it can’t you, you can see these things happening

These aren’t targeted at any ccs I kinda just threw names in randomly, maybe I am a bit biased but the only thing I did intentionally was people getting mad at the female ccs over the male ccs in the second example because I’ve noticed a raging amount of sexism in the mcyt community which obviously sucks

Just thought it was weird how this community has a weird set of themes that bother them and starts conflict while other things get shut down immediately like homophobia and misgendering, at least as far as I’ve seen

I wonder if it’s like that for other fandoms too? This is the only big fandom I’ve taken a deep dive into in my life so I wouldn’t know if certain fandoms having reoccurring discourse themes is a common occurrence. If they do it either isn’t very visible on the surface or it just flew right over my head (which happens a lot with me it seems)

Ofc as well these are all entirely my opinions and observations and this is my first time discussing them so I won’t have considered other sides and perspectives, especially if I’ve missed something and just never came across it due to how fresh into the fandom I am

Thoughts? I realize this type of post is very dangerous to share because it feels like the type people would get upset about. If I’m entirely and completely wrong I’d be genuinely interested in hearing about why

[rat-community-library]

Hello!

As a first post I feel like I need to state again PLEASE do send us fics, even if you are not a mcyt fan or if you are not a Dteam fan. We do want fics that are centered around Grian or Xizuma C!Quackity or C!Wilbur or C!Tommy or C!Tubbo or Naruto. Please send them

[taralovesminecraft]

A family can be a zombie gorgon, a slime, a doom guy, and a totally normal guy who makes abominations against nature

[aquilacraft]

Should I bring back Aquila's Crappy Sketches? Been kinda depressed lately and I think something small and stupid to work on might help. Also I think they're funny.

ALSO should I keep them here or make a new blog for them?

Context:

[laptoplocked]

Hermit Headcanons

All of these have been swirling around in my brain and I need to put them to rest XD

All of the Hermits have indeed planned a beach day where they all find a tropical ocean close to a beach to enjoy the last dregs of summer!

Tango and Impulse have fun with various beach games like frisbees, badminton and making a game out of not touching the waves whilst Grian and Zedaph try to tackle into the water (Grian uses his wings to cheat :P)

Later they drag most of the hermits into a massive Beach Volley Ball Battle with Tango, Grian, Mumbo, Doc and False on one team and Impulse, Cleo, Zedaph, Joe and Ren on the other team (Doc and False carried their team to victory despite how hard the others tried XD)

Xisuma and Ex spend a lot of time under the water exploring the reef in their water proof suits, whilst above them Grian and Ren attempt to surf (Xisuma may need to save them from being swept away a few times whilst Ex laughed at their failed attempts)

TFC enjoys himself chatting to Cub, Doc and Python in between naps and fishing like the chill old dude he is. (He absolutely thought he caught a massive shark once, yet when he reeled it in it was just Grian looking like a drowned cat who then spit seawater at him... TFC decided to chuck him back to the waves)

Cub and Scar are in charge of food and beverages (which they try to make the hermits pay for until Stress breaks out the sandwiches and crisps whilst Wels breaks out the sodas and ice teas)

There is a Large Dispute between the Americans and British memebers over what you call the fried treats ( a few sandwiches end up sandy and many hermits squirted with sun cream in the ensuing scrap)

Grian 100% pours sand into Mumbos drink (which promptly ends with Grians head shoved into the sand trying to escape)

Iskall and Xisuma break out a portable bbq and grill up some burgers, hot dogs and skewers (False and Iskall May have had a sword battle with the wooden skewers)

Stress mainly stays under a parasol the whole time, yet later when it wasn’t as hot, her, Iskall, Wels and Grian all went out into the water to splash eachother, Iskall with a pair of snorkelling goggles to protect his eye

As the sun sets the hermits set up a quick fire pit to make S’mores and tell jokes. Then after the treats they set up a juke box to dance.

At the end many hermits left for their own base’s, with Ren and Cub using the RV’s from the Hippy Compound to drive home a few sleepy hermits too tired to fly safely home (namely Grian, Mumbo, Cleo, Joe and surprisingly Ex (yes they definitely sharpied a moustache and monocle on his suit helmet)

[bucket-of-amethyst]

Hermitgang, but as an AMV and it's a beautifully animated video clip. You got it all, fluid movement, great character design, perfect lip sync, amazing transitions and breathtaking shots, the hermits sounds and look badass.. except for Xisuma's verse it's just a png of his skin being moved around on a photoshop canvas the props he interacts with are also generic pngs or badly drawn sketches,, do u get it? Do u get what I'm saying??

[ferigrievance]

adding on to the fact that evil x is trying so so hard to be evil its just. i hate to tell u this but ur british. ur a brit. its never gonna work boss man

[eternalsuffering-jpg]

H-Hello?

[miniaturecollectiveendermen]

xizuma created bedwars and im just hearing of this???

hermitcraft “fun facts” are so hilarious because they’re always like

etho created the hopper clock! ⏰

xizuma created bedwars! 🛏️

cubfan is a published astrophysicist.

[variablejabberwocky]

xizuma being the first to 'vote' for king ren while jumping up and down in excitement while everyone else is just "...meh" about it is the funniest shit

man saw the opportunity for someone else to be In Charge and couldn't hand over the reigns of power fast enough

reluctant server admin indeed

[ok-ish-hermitcraft-headcanons]

Nobody knows how to pronounce Xizumavoid because it's a name from a language not meant to be spoken by physical beings. Xizuma, being a void creature is actually the exact opposite of a physical being.

Huh! Can I be one of those?

[domidextrus]

Seriously, I am LOVING the ARG that Rendog and Docm77 are running in their Hermitcraft videos, even if I'm not actively participating in it. Where else do you get to see two hermits building an epic lightning beacon powered by an exploit involving a redstone contraption, a lightning rod, an axolotl, and several Channeling-enchanted tridents, based on a "shchematic" that was uploaded to PlanetMinecraft and the viewerbase discovered by following the breadcrumbs left in their videos?

My theory is that this (as well as maybe what Xisuma is up to with Evil Xizuma) is building up to a dramatic climax that triggers the server reset when part 2 of the Caves & Cliffs update goes live.

[jemthebookworm]

Stunning drawing!!

context:

(Screencaps from Tango’s video!)