#empirescraft

[seven-homosexual-dinosaurs]

Hm.

References to SAD-ist’s original frames and link to original video under the cut

Dawn of the 16th

[q-nihachu]

we never should've stopped calling smps (word)craft. it's just better

[craftinginsanity]

HE BLENDS IN THIS IS CRAZY

[pinkflames]

This week on hermpires!

[em-allay]

Empires Crew: Info dumps all their cursed lore onto the Hermits

The Hermits:

[cosmogalaxy2]

I know that Shelby is like wanted and stuff but look at the symbol for the empires currency

[inkydiamonds]

Heyyyyy False... Whatcha doing there

(As always click for quality)

[kelp-my-beloved]

If e!false has a million fans I am one of them. If e!false has ten fans I am one of them. If e!false has no fans, that means I am no more on the earth. If e!false turns out to be a evil murderous mastermind I will still support her. If the World is against e!false, I am against the World.

[pjchatters]

What if when bdubs was declared the new saint/god of gem’s sun religion, his moss cloak sprouted glowberries, and overtime the glowberries kept growing and covering his moss cloak until it morphed into his new, shiny, glowing light cloak! 

[aura-bird]

NGL, Joey’s gear fits Cleo surprisingly well.

[argentera124]

Baking/Cooking headcanons for the empires; Meaning which I personally think would bake/good food

Gem; Unrivaled baking skills. She makes the best cookies and cakes on the server- her favorite cookies to make are shaped like flowers. Honey is also incorporated into a LOT of recipes.

9/10 because I have a sweet tooth

Katherine: She has a few really good recipes- but gives me the vibe that she experiments in the kitchen using monster parts? You are about 50% likely to end up eating something shady there- but hey- it may be delicious!

6/10 (For potentially eating zombie)

Scott: He cooks for himself and for llamas - which doesn’t inspire a lot of creativity - and as a former adventurer a lot of his food is more “necessity over flavor”. Now that he has other humans staying in Chromia- he would start trying to test out his cook books more.

7/10 for the effort.

Sausage: If I had to choose any kingdom to have a nice dinner at- it would most likely be Sausage’s. The food of Sanctuary must be fantastic! There are rumors that his cooking has healing properties too (people just feel wonderful after eating it)! I like to think Eddie taught him to cook- and he having a hot meal after a day of hard work is a great way to de-stress.

11/10: best food.

SmallishBeans: I’m sorry but the “food of the gods” that HAS to taste amazing.

8/10 because I’m not sure if he cooks or if he just yells LORE and it exists

Lizzie: Weirdly, anamalia doesn’t really have a singular food culture. Yes, they trade in chicken - but because of the various species there, the flavor of food isn’t singular. I get the vibe that Lizzie, like Fwip, mostly eats what her people trade (berries and chicken). The foxes probably don’t season their food. Frogs eat slime.

6/10 I’m sorry Lizzie.

Jimmy: Hearty food for hard working folk. But given we have seen him not eating the pork that was sitting outside his base—- maybe he doesn’t cook as much as I’d think? Could either be delicious or eating beans out of a tin can.

7/10 for the uncertainty

Pixlriffs: Empire food type isn’t really an issue here- but I think having a meal with Pix would be a unique experience- sitting around a fire at base camp and hearing the stories of the ruins around you.

5/10 for the food

10/10 for the vibes.

Joey; Joey scares me- and his food does too. I’m not sure if he cooked for his crew or if they had an assigned cook- if he didn’t, Im sure he burns everything- if only to avoid undercooked fish. It all smells like gunpowder somehow.

3/10 if only because any lower and I’d worry about being raided by his crew.

Fwip; had to save Gobland for the last. By goblin standards, Fwip is a culinary genius. Best food around, all the goblins say so. And honestly, the pork isn’t half bad- there isn’t much seasoning though - maybe some cave mushrooms and mosses used to flavor the meat- but living in a cave limits access to some things.

1000/10 by goblin standards, 5-7/10 by other standards.

Edit: Added Lizzie!

[seven-homosexual-dinosaurs]

Who wants to hear about my kickass spider!False au

[crastl3]

oh my god. Cleo Xisuma and Joey pirates. Red haired girlboss, armoured guy and bisexual with no bitches. jrwi riptide pirates au anyone???

[craftinginsanity]

i’m gonna lose my mind…………

[pinkflames]

Grian trying to stop the Emperors from destroying a very evil grumbot

[em-allay]

I already adore Keralis and Sausages dynamic so much like, yes, 10/10 I’m gonna need about 50 more of these please!