#empires Joey

[doodleshrimps]

FINISHED THE SEASON 1 DESIGNS!!!

[snaky1ello]

Memes :3

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P2 of my Empires S1 designs (slash redesigns?!!!! <3333 (Joel's is here)

Basically I just wanted him to feel. Jungle-y. I took inspiration almost entirely from ancient mayan/Aztec clothing and art, ofc simplified down and changed to fit with his MC skin more :]

I gave him very bright, vibrant colors, to sort of break up his design and add visual difference (also to stand out against Xornoth's dark pallete and be a visual opposite to Scott), Teal is meant to be like the main complementary color, idk how well I did with that tho LMAO

He also has some medallions on his belt, specifically one for Xornoth <333 his crown also glows and floats like a sun, its warm and revitalizes anyone nearby. He has floating gold behind his shoulders also, which turn into his wings when he needs to fly.

Also his netherite sword is now a netherite māccuahuitl, he got that bashin' stick. And I decided since he mainly sells totems of undying, he is the only one of the smp who retains scars thru respawns, just thought it'd be cool LMAO

Also if you wanna see the agony I went thru to draw this. Speedpaint below the cut ⬇️⬇️⬇️

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A freaking piece that I've been pulling my hair over for a year to which I said fuck it and redrew into two separate pieces that I finished in a day kjkgghjkgff

[your-local-crypt1d]

Saw this and thought of them

[khyann]

continuation to this piece cuz scott also deserves a wittle bit of a gay panic

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Here's one of my contributions to the Lost Empire section of the @empiropediazine! (click for quality)

This is meant to be part of a manuscript that depicts the story of the beginning of the Lost Empire. In Joey's worldbuilding, he mentions how the empire used to get its power from 4 elemental totems, that were then lost, and that the elemental temples were built as a way to rebuild that power.

So, here's my take on what those totems would have looked like!

[ordinaryartistt]

y'know what they say, let them eat cake!

close ups:

[waytooobsessedwithmcyt]

Emptober day 5: Modern au

Gem: marine biologist, works at a wildlife rehabilitation center, everyone there has been yelled at by her at least once

Fwhip: engineer, he beat up Sausage once because he asked for help with his computer before trying to turn it off and back on again

Scott: professional figure skater. No elaboration. Accept it.

Shrub: Zoologist. Alternatively, that one girl in high school who disappeared in sophomore year and nobody has seen her but everyone knows that they were accepted by the local wolf population

Katherine: biologist, her room looks like a literal jungle

Pix: stay at home dad, if you ask him about his life you'll get the wildest answers and no one can tell if he's joking

Pearl: obviously a farmer, not even a question

Sausage: probably a cult leader tbh, at least a gang member

Joey: he's a member of the Tumblr monster fuckers, his job? Cryptid hunting. So he can fuck them.

Jimmy: he gets to be an actor just so I can make the joke about people accusing him of queer baiting

Lizzie: marine biologist, her co-workers are extremely concerned about the fact that she talks to the fish they study though

Joel: rapper. All his diss tracks are about fWhip, Jimmy is super supportive

[lexxthekapibara]

Girl...

[emilynyaesmp]

Ready as I’ll ever be

I made this SOOO long ago and just like.. forgot to upload it but I’m trying to clear my storage sooo

[snaky1ello]

dramatic Jornoth save meeee

(I wanted it to be like someone curious of the darkness, trying to shed light onto a darkened patch)

also I live for scared Xornoth, I want them to look like they just got mauled by a bear and is only just recovering.

[allay-uxini]

Ok, Ok, so you know how Lizzie and Joel got married and then Joey and Shelby saw the goodies and were like “You wanna get married?” “Just for the gifts?” “Yeah!”

….well what if they ACTUALLY got married

It’d be a platonic marriage (obviously) for convenience, forming an alliance and resources (both from each other and from the wedding gifts). At first when referring to each other as spouses to the other empires they’d be weirded out but after a while they wouldn’t even bat an eye at the romantic connotations from the status and refer to each other as spouses with ease. They don’t call each other husband or wife when talking to each other however they will play the spouse card on the other when they want something.

For Example:

“Hey Joey what are you doing rummaging through my chests?”

“Ah, Shrub! My what a coincidence, I was just…”

“You were trying to steal from me weren’t you”

“I wouldn’t call it that. I was just….. borrowing some things AND as your husband I feel like this already belongs to me. You know ‘What’s yours is mine’ so really I’m not doing anything wrong”

“I don’t remember that being in my vows”

“Ahem! ‘I shall support you and your empire in order for us to become stronger’. This is just……supporting my empire’s builds!”

“You know what, sure! I’ll let you ‘borrow’ as much stuff from my chests as you like”

“Gre-”

“Only if I get to do the same after all I am your wife so it’s only fair”

“…well I suppose that could be arranged”

“That includes your totem farm”

“What, do you want me to make a special wife chest in my farm”

“Yes”

Their marriage is actually REALLY good and healthy to the surprise of EVERY SINGLE EMPIRE as they were all sure they were going to be awful (the perks of marrying your best friend I suppose). Then Xornoth gave Joey the crown.

You see the best thing about a platonic marriage between Shelby and Joey is that it makes Jornoth infinitely funnnier because the entire arc Joey was after Shelby and she’s like:

“Is this REALLY how you want to treat your wife”

*gasp* “Shelby are you, jealous? Oh Shelby, don’t you remember our marriage is strictly political and I can love whoever I want”

“What! No, I just think that my husband should have better taste in men!”

And then you also remember that Xornoth was mostly targeting Shelby so Joey is like “Xornoth! Are you flirting???? With my wife???? Instead of ME???????” Though after the whole Xornoth situation I feel like they’d still have a pretty good marriage just with more teasing, bickering and banter.

Joey and Shelby's friendship in season 1 is underrated and just thinking about all the hilarities this marriage can create is making me giddy. Or maybe I’ve just been reading too much of Rain’s marriage of the state au and Mochi’s secret husbands au that I also wanted to make a marriage au.

(If this gets enough traction I might open up my ask box for this au and maybe talk about some fairytale trio shenanigans for this)

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My Empires Screenshot Reimagines as Wallpapers Part 1

For that one ask about making my screenshot reimagines wallpapers this is for you :)

[your-local-crypt1d]

The seasonal depression has been kicking me in the ass atm so sorry for no uploads. Have some esmp art I did throughout yesterday, I thought I'd mix it up and draw some emperors I have no designs for. Tap for better quality.

((Close-ups under the cut))

I actually really like Joeys' eyelashes in this one. he's a king he deserves blade-sharp eyelashes

Joel "massivebeans" my beloved. Those smudges are clay he got all over his face (I understand from personal experience).

I probably won't include it in her final design but I'm a sucker for hats with veils so I gave Shrub one.

I love Jizzie and their cursed ship name 💖

[khyann]

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Starting Arc 2 with a bit of sillies and a bit of a good action!

Crown design taken from the great @floweroflaurelin's art here

Sorry it took forever to come back, went through a burnout but i think im getting back on my feet already. For now enjoy the chibis!