#Xenophilius

[futurequibblerjournalist]

I’m such a sucker for characters who are calm and chill until insert thing happens.

Like, Xenophilius is a calm, chill guy until he’s putting together furniture. Then it’s a war zone. He will scream, yell, curse and throw threats and things everywhere and going near him is like poking a bear. I feel like Mary would be similar tbh

[enbyfallenfromthedeadstars]

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I can't imagine an allo/romantic! Pandora Rosier. I also can't imagine a without-Xenophilius! Pandora Rosier.

She doesn't love the person. She loves the aura. She loves the aesthetic, how the body moves, dances, goes through the air. She sees art everywhere, percieves link between skin and tree bark, eyes and planets, laugh and wind, cells and galaxies, tears and stars. And for her, art can be sharp, inconsistent, explosive, dangerous. She is fascinated by how we can exist, but not in a medical dissection way like Evan, but in a mystical, magical flows way. By how we're just sailing in a world which we only see the surface, navigating through energies, invisible creatures, unknow unalterable yet changeable wheel of time without realizing it. But she knows, she feels it, she sees it. She touches the untouchable and leaves her fingerprints on it. She plays with these energies, this magic, she shapes it to her own liking. She always been like that, creating art. Mixing ingredients, trying rituals, making her way in the remostest corners of magic. She is a part of it, and observes the one who aren't, almost like science subject. She has a lot a common with her brother, only the bias of eyes and thoughts changes.

She doesn't love Xenophilius like we usually understand this term. It's more like they're the same person who was cut in a half. Not like with Evan, not like Wolfstar, not like Rosekiller, not like Dorlene. It's not the same kind of soulmate. She has a special twin link with Evan, like two objects connected by a wire. Wolfstar found in one another what they missed their whole life. Rosekiller match their freak, burn eachother. Dorlene found in the other what they didn't even know they were looking for for years. Pandora and Xenophilius have a mystical, existing beyond ages link. It's imperceptible, it's a natural, historical, magical decision. Like a plant growing up with the sun, like the water running down in a river. They were existing without another, but now they're truly a part of the world, of the universe. The sun exists without the plant, the water exists outside of the river, but their full potential is released by the association. Now, they can feel life and magical flows in their bones.

They don't love eachother in a way they didn't have any choices. It's not loving, it's finding again, it's auras melting into one another like it's the most natural thing to do, like they had waited hundred of years to reconnect. It's finding what makes you truly complete, truly linked to the beauty, the spirituality, the magical and invisible aspect of nature. It's not loving eachother, it's loving yourself. Pandora is Xenophilius and Xenophilius is Pandora. They're the same soul, the same aura, the same entity who was mutilated and search it's other half over the ages. Pandora is the adventurous, bold, dangerously inventive side and Xenophilius the calm, odd, dreamer side taking eachother by the hand for the first time since the start of time. It's recollecting the pieces of what makes you who you are. They're THE nature, THE magic. Having Luna wasn't a sexual act, it's was a connexion to perpetuate the magical being. It's was a connexion to finally, after all this wainting, be whole again.

[orchideous-nox]

could you pretty please yap more about xeno and xenodora 🛐

Of course, I'll take any excuse to talk about this humanoid spaghetti noodle!!

I've mentioned that I hc Xenophilius as being an estranged Malfoy which I think is not an uncommon hc. We really don't know anything about the Lovegood family beyond Xeno, Pandora and Luna who marries a Scamander, making the name Lovegood extinct. If Xeno was a Malfoy (one of the other families known for having very light hair) then he would be Lucius's brother or perhaps half-brother, a cousin perhaps. This isn't something I have thought too much on but I know @futurequibblerjournalist and I know he'll be yapping about Xeno at some point....because I asked him to. Anyway, Xeno and Pandora both took new surnames to distance themselves from their families and became the Lovegoods because that says so much about their values and the life they want to lead together. They eloped because Pandora said if she didn't have Evan there then she didn't want a big wedding and Xeno believes the moment should be special and private so he doesn't mind, if that's what the love of his life wants then elopement it is.

Xeno runs The Quibbler, as we know, which has a reputation for being eccentric and a "lunatic rag", so I fully believe that Xenophilius would be a conspiracy theorist which we kinda see when people mention articles from the magazine. Xeno would have been one of the people who stormed Area 51 back in 2019, he's desperate to know the truth about extra-terrestrial life and even if he's British he's convinced that our government is also lying about aliens. He has a theory about anything and everything, he hears people talking about major historical events and he slides in like "have you considered-" and then they walk away. The only people I believe who would sit and listen are Pandora and Barty, who wholeheartedly believes them too.

Xenophilius and Pandora are just so AAAHHHHHHHHH (in a good way), I don't know how else to word it. They are that couple who genuinely believe that home is anywhere that the other person is. They are so deeply in love and it's that love that grounds them and makes them feel safe and protected. In Hogwarts, he is that guy who loves his girlfriend so much, he will walk away from any conversation if Pandora walks in the room because he'd much rather be talking to her. They both feel more relaxed if they've got some form of physical contact with the other whether its holding hands, their knees touching under the desk or the dinner table. Xenophilius is a long beanpole of a man so he likes to stand behind Pandora with his arms around her and his chin on top of her head. They are co-dependant in a non-toxic way because they genuinely are just so in love and become like the parent friends to everyone because they have so much love to give.

I think Xeno's music taste would be such a vibe honestly, I think he's listening to really obscure folk music and he can't understand why other people groan when he plays it. In terms of modern music though, I think he's listening to The Oh Hellos, The Amazing Devil, the people who do the medieval covers of modern songs. He's hearing Good Luck Babe and is like "this sounds different to how I know it". His favourite books are all retellings of myths and legends, or just straight up reading the original texts. He fucks with Welsh folk tales even if he's not Welsh, he just loves the vibes I think so he definitely owns a copy of The Mabinogion. He also loves a good fable because any story that teaches an important life lesson should be passed on to anyone who will listen...even if they are being forced to listen because Xeno is following them through the halls.

Thanks for the ask and giving me an excuse to talk about this personified borzoi!! <3

[wormwolfs]

XENO FANART!

[nikholascrow]

okay I've been reading all your hcs and they're SO GOOD so I was wondering if you could do some about Xenophilius because I LOVE HIM but he's rarely talked about

aw i’m glad you like them!!

this one might be a shorter than usual because i have very few Xenophilius hcs but i’ll do my best!

if you like this check out the others

James Regulus Peter Marlene Evan

okay Xenophilius hc!!

feel like hes pan and poly

definitely ate dirt or rocks as a child

has like 30+ house plants

he gives me good friend bad dad vibes like he’s a good person and he’s very sweet but he just doesn’t know how to be a father

man wears muggle Hawaiian shirts everywhere

makes an amazing cup of tea

he kinda feels like he has a couple sisters and he’s the oldest

really great at doing hair and braids the first years’ hair all the time

i feel like hes really popular with the younger students but the ones his age just think he’s weird

wears lots of jewelry all for various reasons

I feel like he was a prefect

definitely collected bugs and butterflies as a kid

kinda bad with emotions he’s doing his best and he’s really sweet he just doesn’t really understand them (im projecting)

also feel like he doesn’t really pick up on social cues very well (im projecting again)

gives very good hugs

collects things people would usually consider unless like bottle caps bits of ribbon and stuff

absolutely hoards glass jars this man has never thrown one away in his life

lowkey really smart but people think he’s stupid because they find his beliefs weird

owns at least one pair of crocs probably the rainbow tie-dye ones

that’s pretty much all i got for him cause i don’t know him super well i’m sorry it’s kinda short <3

if you have any characters you’d like me to do next feel free to leave an ask i love doing these!

[mentally-retired]

why do we only ship xeno with pandora but pandora had every single girlfriend ever, theyre both poly and hold so hands, who else should xeno kiss

[silence-between-seconds]

Til that xenophobia is the prejudice against people from different countries

Now i want xenophilius lovegood showing this

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Lily/Pandora/Sybill/Regulus: You deserve an award for putting up with me. Mary/Xeno/Peter/James: You are my reward. ~~~~ Barty/Marlene/Sirius: You deserve an award for putting up with me. Evan/Dorcas/Remus: Yeah. You can be a real bitch sometimes.

[oregano-stars]

My favourite thing about this fandom is that the canon story has so many characters that are just bad guys - no explanation, no questions, they’re just bad. But this fandom takes those characters and loves them and adds backstory and reasons why those characters mad those “bad” decisions because no one is born a “bad guy” right? Not Reggie, not Barty, not Bella, not even Tom :) And the idolized and well-renowned characters like Dumbledore? We take them down a notch, because no one is born perfect either. I love that. It makes it all feel so much more human and approachable and accepting.

Reblog if you feel the same! I feel like this aspect of the fandom needs some love :)

[yourgalgremlin]

How the Slytherlin Groupchat Reacted to Pandora’s New Boyfriend’s Name:

Pandora: Can I bring Xenophilius? <3

Evan: idgaf wut it is as long as we can smoke it

Regulus: I’d say “bless you” but I’m certain whatever’s possessing you would object.

Barty: Is this a wizard? Or some magical woodland creature?

Dorcas: I’m Xeno-feelin’-it.

[futurequibblerjournalist]

xenophilius septimus malfoy

my golden boy < 3

[enbyfallenfromthedeadstars]

Xenophilius Lovegood is agender btw

[orchideous-nox]

He's wacky zany AND a certified loser

He iiissss!!!! That's why I love him so much, and shortening Xenophilius to Phil just adds to it for me, like he's trying to minimise the loseriness but he just makes it worse

[daddiesdrarryy]

Pandora: Reggie, you’re not having kids with James? How could you do this to me?

Regulus: What? Why does it matter?

Pandora: Because your kids were supposed to be friends with my kids, Reg. Who’s gonna be friends with them now?

Regulus: They will find other friends

Pandora: Oh sure, because Xenophilius’s DNA plus my DNA equals a kid who knows how to be make friends. Grow up, Reg!

[celestialgalaxyglow]

Evan: We need to distract these guys.

Barty: Leave it to me. He walks towards the others. Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Regulus, Pandora, and Severus: Immediately begin arguing.

Xenophilius (watching in horror): Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

[auntiejohn]

marauders era incest map!!

inspired by heartbreak high

made by me😜