#Wuher

[toyboxcomix]

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[jewishcissiekj]

currently reading the A New Hope From a Certain Point of View book and these two are toxic yaoi to me

[saphronethaleph]

Perfect Hiding Spot

“I don’t like you either!” Evazan said, getting into Luke’s face to make his point. “You just watch yourself. We’re wanted men! I have the death sentence on twelve systems.”

“I’ll be careful,” Luke promised, as he turned back to his drink.

“You’ll be dead!” Evazan replied, grabbing Luke’s shoulder to spin him around again.

“This little one’s not worth the effort,” Obi-Wan chided, with a genial smile. “How about I get you something?”

Evazan made a keening noise of frustrated rage, and this time when he grabbed for Luke’s shoulder he yanked the young man bodily backwards. Luke staggered back, then fell, and knocked over a table with a clatter.

Every eye in the cantina turned towards the confrontation, and Wuher dove behind his bar with a panicked shout. “No blasters, no blasters!”

Obi-Wan’s lightsaber flashed out as Ponda Baba drew his blaster, and a moment later the aqualish was missing both the blaster and an arm.

For at least five seconds, there was complete stillness in the room.

“...Master Kenobi?” one of the duros asked, in a brittle voice. “You survived?”

He glanced around the bar, nervous. “I thought I was the only one-”

“I thought I was the only one!”

The speaker that time was one of the Modal Nodes, and all six of his bith bandmates looked at him.

“You can’t mean you’re a Jedi?” Figrin D’an asked.

“You’re a Jedi as well?” three of the other Modal Nodes said, before glancing at one another.

Luke raised his arm, hesitantly, then the duros jedi pulled him upright.

“Thanks,” he said. “But, I mean… how many people in here are Jedi?”

Forty-six lightsabers came out.

“In the name of the Krayt, why?” Luke asked. “Why are you all in hiding here?”

“I thought it was the most out of the way place in the galaxy,” Kardue’sai’Malloc volunteered.

That was hard to argue with, as far as Luke was concerned.

“I came here because I heard a rumour that Darth Vader hated sand,” Hem Dazon said.

Fourteen other people said out loud that they’d heard that too, and another ten nodded along with it.

“We’re touring?” one of the bith musicians asked. “Shavit, that’s a coincidence.”

“Who else picked it off a list when they tried to go into hiding?” Momaw Nadon asked, getting several more raised hands or similar manipulators.

“Why are you here, though, Master Kenobi?” Lak Sivrak asked.

“For the same reason as all of you, I think,” Obi-Wan answered, deactivating his lightsaber, because Evazan and Ponda had run away while he was distracted. “To hide, from the reaches of the Empire. This is the one place that Darth Vader would never come.”

“...who’s the kid?” the duros Jedi asked.

“My name’s Luke Skywalker,” Luke said.

“...was your father Anakin Skywalker?” BoShek asked. “Damn, kid.”

He paused. “Wait. How come Master Kenobi needs passage somewhere, anyway? He was almost able to keep up with Anakin, and Anakin was the best pilot the galaxy’s ever produced, by my money.”

“I dislike flying and I don’t currently own a starship,” Obi-Wan replied. “I believe you were introducing me to someone who might be able to arrange one?”

He looked around at the bar. “I may need to ask him how many passengers he can handle.”

“Well?” Stormtrooper Sergeant RF-345 asked.

“No sign of anything in the south sector,” one of his troopers replied. “I’m tagging the doors that don’t open for a later check.”

“Good,” RF-345 assessed. “Second company is moving to secure the docking bays. Watch out for anyone trying to move ahead of the cordon – stay alert for any surprises.”

Then a tidal wave of Jedi came pouring out of Chalmun’s Cantina, waving lightsabers and stampeding in the direction of Docking Bay Ninety-Four, accompanied by a wookie, a kid and a very surprised scoundrel and pausing long enough to pick up a pair of droids from one of the nearby houses.

RF-345 and his squad kept looking in that direction for at least ten full seconds after the stampede had vanished.

“...like that, sir?” trooper AK-707 asked, in a fragile voice.

“Like that, yes,” RF-345 agreed, then blinked a few times. “At least, assuming it was real, and not a hallucination.”

“It might have been a hallucination,” trooper ED-321 conceded. “We have been out in the sun all day.”

[cecelovescc]

Akiko Wu

Here is a fully dressed sim for download. I had a lot of fun making her and she turned out so good.

I played a bit with her and everything looks to be working, contact me if there is something wrong or you have questions. These poses by @mimoto-sims and these poses by @helgatisha were used and this reshade by @simsenshi

Ive been in a good mood lately, idk what it is, maybe the weather, maybe the fact my acnee went away, anyway, I hope you have a great week ahead of you. Happy late spring!!!!

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[gelatoisland]

why did Wuher and his new droid companion, C2-R4, do that

[guiltygearconfessions]

I desperately need faust to hold me itsnnot even funny abymore. I feel suick doctor wuhere are you

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[cheemscakecat]

Obi Wan was talking about all of Mos Eisley, which is directly tied to Jabba the Hutt, the closest thing to competition Lady Valeran, and corrupt, bribe taking Imperials.

But going off of Star Wars Tales from Mos Eisley Cantina, a legends book on the matter:

This dude is a war criminal in hiding, everyone knows him as Labria the drunk. He killed 500 rebels who had surrendered back on his homeworld, and destroyed the ancient city they had used as a base. He is the Butcher of Montellian Serat.

He’s not interested in attacking Obi Wan or Luke, he just wants to keep his head down, enjoy rare music and drink his liquor. But he has also eaten humans that tried to break into his house so it’s better not to mess with him.

This dude on the left is an Imperial official trying to catch Obi Wan before anyone else can. But he’s distracted since he drugged his shy virgin girlfriend (on the right) who he sees as barely sentient but hot. Her people are like praying Mantises though, so he dies sometime that day.

This guy is Dannik Jerriko. He’s a demented assassin who has tentacle things that come out of his nose. That’s how he kills. Paralyze with fear and drink the fluid from the victim’s brain. He calls it their “soup”. It’s not a traceable cause of death.

Man was targeting Han Solo and Jabba the Hutt because they’re so lucky. He wanted to suck their brain matter out of their skulls because their “soup” is better in his eyes. They’re harder targets to hit.

Jerriko lost his mind when those two went to the Sarlacc Pit. He would never hit either of his targets, so he lost all composure, his way of hiding in the shadows unseen.

He was never someone you should approach and Obi Wan might be the only other person in the bar who knows it.

The barkeep, Wuher, resents the fact that he’s looked down on for being human and ugly. Including by Greedo, who was very rude when ordering his drink. Humans apparently aren’t seen as competent enough to give so many species the right alcohol. He takes his resentment out on droids.

He took Greedo’s corpse and processed it for making the perfect alcohol to suit Jabba the Hutt. Hoping that would be his big break.

Also Labria’s best friend who helped him entrap the band in a contract at the Cantina.

Greedo was manipulated by a bounty hunter into becoming his “apprentice”. But he had taken a job killing him for the more brutal ruling faction of Rodians. Set him up to get shot by Han Solo, unbeknownst to Han and Chewie.

Greedo was only 19, same age as Luke. I think Obi Wan could sense that Han and Chewie were better people deep down than they could sense in themselves. Certainly better than Warhog Goa, who only had enough shame not to pull the trigger himself.

And then of course there’s Dr Evazan committing crimes against nature with unholy experiments. And Ponda Baba backing him up knowing all of this.

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

[flyguy]

Mos Eisley Cantina #HasLab offering went live a few hours ago. Some fans are going to be very happy with T sisters/Wuher but $500 USD for full set... The cantina has a nice modular design, figures, and a ton of accessories so go see if it's for you. ➡️ https://hasbropulse.com

[savage-kult-of-gorthaur]

FUN IN THE SUN IN THE OUTER RIM -- DRINKS WITH LITTLE UMBRELLAS IN THEM -- NEXT COMES THE KILL-SHOT.

PIC(S) INFO: Spotlight on Aurora Sing's deadly bounty hunting abilities in full display, from "STAR WARS -- The Bounty Hunters: Aurra Sing," the first issue in the "Bounty Hunters" series of comic-books published by Dark Horse. The issue was released on August 11, 1999.

EXTRA INFO: All you SW die-hards out there probably already know who Wuher is, I'm sure. Pretty kool Easter egg, am I right?

"Tatoo System, the Outer Rim, Township of Mos Espa. I've been here before. Hated it then, loathe it now. Not that I'm bellyaching. Work's work. And I like my job."

-- AURRA SING after assassinating her penultimate Shi'do bounty (27 BBY)

Story & art by Timothy Truman

Colors by Steve McCaig

Lettering by Michael Taylor

Sources: https://viewcomiconline.com/star-wars-the-bounty-hunters-aurra-sing & The Slings and Arrows.

[hedgehogzb1]

Wuher, a Villeyn: "Hark! We do not serve their like in this tavern!"

Luke, a Squire: "Beg pardon, sirrah?"

Wuher: "Thy serf-engines! They must depart anon! We do not wish them here!"

Luke: "Best ye wait with the carriage, Threepio. We do not wish a folderol."

See-Threepio, a serf-engine: "I heartily agree with you, sir!" [Exeunt droydes]

[toyboxcomix]

Random Old Comic: Supply Chain https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2019/02/11/supply-chain/ Now with fewer typos!

[pedroam-bang]

“Hey. We don't serve their kind here.” “What?” “Your droids -- they'll have to wait outside.”

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)

[yaswb]

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[textsfromstarwars]

[ask-cloverfield]

There is no evidence these two are not the same character

[weerd1]

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