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adhbombus · 1 year ago

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I love the running gag that’s Norm just does some crazy shit and then Doof is like a “damn really? I gotta read that instruction manual “and norms like “Yes you should.:)”

#dictated post #It’s like 4:30 in the morning #And I’m trying to go to sleep #So I can get to class on time #And here I am thinking about the funny Robot man #With my glasses off mind you #I have no idea what the fuck I’m writing #phineas and ferb #pnf norm #!!!! him the guy #normal about norm #I was also dictating that long list of tags #But I had to separate them because it went over the character limit that I didn’t know existed #I knew there was a Attack limit. The tag limit is 50.#But the tag character limit is 140 #Damn that’s crazy #Holy shit dictation adds commas #I’m sorry for clocking to text so go back to sleep

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wistfulwatcher · 7 months ago

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EMILY & HOTCH DANCING in 7.24 RUN

#criminal minds #criminalmindsedit #cmverseedit #cmverse #hotchnissedit #emily prentiss #emilyprentissedit #aaron hotchner #aaronhotchneredit #mine #edit #*#otp: you seem to do ok #otp #will i EVER be over this it's been literally 12 years (and a day damn i should have posted yesterday for the anniversary)#forever screaming into a pillow about her face before he makes her laugh and his face after #LIKEEEEEEE if those last two gifs don't just fucking SUM THEM UP #tentative and careful and honest but not open?? chewing glass brb #(off topic ish i'm obsessed with romantic glowing my gifs sorry that i am fully living in 2014 right now??? it just feels right)

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rottenpumpkin13 · 11 days ago

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Sephiroth leans against the counter in the SOLDIER break room, deep in thought. Zack pours himself yet another glass of chocolate milk in front of him. The carton in his hand is nearly empty, and three more cartons sit in the nearby trash can.

Sephiroth: How do you manage stress and anxiety?

Zack: Easy. Every time I experience the horrors, I have a glass of chocolate milk. See?

Sephiroth: And is that healthy?

Zack:

Sephiroth: Zack, how many glasses of chocolate milk have you had?

Zack: Define had.

Sephiroth: In total.

Zack: 34.

Sephiroth: In the past week?

Zack: No.

Sephiroth: Today?

Zack: Within this past hour.

Sephiroth:

Zack: It's self care.

Sephiroth: It's a cry for help. You can't just drown your problems in dairy.

Zack, downing the glass like a shot: Who's drowning? I'm thriving.

Sephiroth: You're 70% milk at this point.

Zack: If you want me to stop, you're going to have to physically wrestle this glass out of my hands.

Sephiroth: How are you not in severe pain right now??

Zack: I've built up a tolerance.

Sephiroth: Or you're on the brink of a medical emergency.

Zack: Same thing.

Sephiroth: You do realize this isn't a sustainable coping mechanism? Have you considered other methods? Meditation? Journaling?

Zack: Oh I tried journaling once. But then I reread what I wrote.

Sephiroth:

Zack:

Sephiroth: And then what?

Zack: And then I got so stressed that I turned to chocolate milk.

Sephiroth: Other people manage their stress through healthier coping mechanisms.

*Genesis walks into the break room, pulls open the fridge, and sticks his head inside*

Sephiroth: Take Genesis as an example. Genesis, how do you manage your stress and anx—

Genesis, head in the fridge: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH.

Sephiroth:

#this conversation came to mind on my third glass of chocolate milk can you tell #ff7 #ffvii #final fantasy 7 #sephiroth #final fantasy vii #genesis rhapsodos #zack fair #crisis core #ff7 crisis core #brb off to go shove my head in the fridge

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gracie-rosee · 9 months ago

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love when fictional men get all feral and protective over their wife, not because they can’t protect themselves but because they are simply not worth wasting their wife’s time. “You should be grateful it’s me because she is worse.” Yes.

#or like.#I know ur capable of killing this bad guy babe but I don’t want to get blood on ur pretty dress or our floor when I peel it off you tonight-#yeah #love the trope of him being bad but her being so much worse #throne of glass #i had rowaelin on my mind can you tell #acotar #rowaelin #sarah j maas #fantasy #book tropes

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skullfragments · 11 months ago

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Muriel is left at the Cliffs of Insanity to "deal with" the Man in Black once he reaches the top. They might not know the intentions of this mystery man, but why assume the worst? He seems grumpy but nice enough. Muriel doesn't see why Sandalphon insists on killing him, and especially why they have to be the one to do it. Either way, it's always best to lead with a smile!

Crowley is hanging on for dear life. He was built for swinging his slinky hips while he walks, not for clinging to a rockface by his fingertips. Crowley just wants his angel back, for somebody's sake!

more good omens x the princess bride, as promised

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lale-txt · 25 days ago

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FUCKKKK MY STUPID BAKA LIFE FUCKKKK FIFLLLL FUKCCCC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUKCCCKKKKKK NO ONE TALK TO MEEE I CANT DO THISDDD ASDFJFKDLDLW

#this was my last straw. i need to lay down on the highway 😊😊😊#i hate being the target audience for this game hate hate hate (lying)#slamming my head through a wall #a dragon. a fucking dragon. wide ass buff wide dragon #STOP AUTOCORRECT WIDE TO WIFE #i need him to be my wife oh my god #call me a dragon rider the way i will #[redacted] [redacted] [redacted]#fuckfuckfuckkkkkkkkkkkk #you will see me on the news #i am unwellllll #sorry reblogs off. this can never leave my blog #it should have never left my mind to begin with BUT HAVE YOU SEEN HIM #i need to eat glass idk #bye. i can’t do this i can’t do this i can’t do this #SYLUSSSSSSSSSS #-`♡´- tulip mail #adding my silly little yapping tag. lol. lmao even #i need to lay down

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iffasart · 1 year ago

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Im only on episode 12 (send help)

But I think is practically canon that laudna is very clingy so whenever imogen has a VERY close call (almost all the time) laudna gets worried and has to be at all times glued to imogen to remind herself that she's still alive

#also im phisically incapable of making laudna scary #i also like to think that she uses mending to repair imogen's glasses #then when laudna gets a close call imogen sees her in her nightmares #constantly sending thoughts to laudna asking if she's ok #or trying to tune off all the other thoughts and only listen to laudna's mind #so when this happens they end up shearching for eachother in the middle of the night because they are far too worried to sleep #and cuddle #cr3 #critical role #critical role fanart #critical role campaign 3 #fanart #bells hells #laudna #imogen temult #imogen x laudna #imodna #imogen makes up conspiracy theories jokingly (or maybe not) but fcg thinks she's being serious and you cant change my mind #and fearne only listens to them because she thinks its funny (and chaotic)#sorry for the tag spam #and sorry if it doesnt make sense #english is not my first language #ifosart

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pergaminaa · 4 months ago

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I know that Manon is next-level beautiful like she doesn’t even seem real BUT I also feel (know) that Asterin is so fucking gorgeous as well??? Like hello blonde hair and those golden specked eyes??? If I see that in person I will cease to function because that is the epitome of being of ethereal beauty and— she’s Manon’s cousin and this is something genetic so

#booklr #books and reading #throne of glass #manon blackbeak #tog #asterin blackbeak #dunno spent the last few days losing my mind over Asterin’s beauty #just imagine those eyes glowing because girlie is FIERCE #i feel like if you piss her off she’ll snap your neck in an instant #see how protective she was over Manon #she’s just something you know

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protagonist-art · 6 months ago

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"Uh- I'm Arnold. Bennett. It's profoundly difficult to get your lifes works and studies accepted if your name isn't... yes, oh! Are you a fan of moths, sir?"

NEW RDR2 OC!! a reclusive, clumsy entomologist and bug collector; cooped up in his study of uniformed clutter

#i drew him on such a tiny file 😭😭DIDNT THINK ABT IT im so used to drawing less detailed big headed trolls BWHAHA #I'm still figuring out where he's from and his lore!#he's definitely from south asia... I'm leaning towards him originally being from Sri Lanka #which I BELIEVE was called Ceylon at the time under british rule #im looking forward to spending some time on researching this further before coming to any conclusions. for now his backstory isss vague #and practically nonexistant #he now lives in Saint Denis! if he was in game his study would be accessible #likely through a greenhouse similar to Algernon's encounters yknow!!#some stained glass windowss lots of lamps and dark academia inspo... also agitha twilight princess inspired #he's very socially awkward and clumsy #used to being a recluse and submitting his findings and works semi-anonymously through his name but without a face #so when he encounters arthur or john OR the player if in online he's VERY surprised and even clumsier #but extremely enthusiastic to share his passions #LISTEN I'm playing rdr2 for hours almost every day but I can't tell if insects are studyable #IF it was a feature THIS MAN!!! would be the one to send you on missions related to it ESPECIALLY online #ANYWAY!!!! these r things that have instantly come to mind for him!! I hope I can develop him a little more with time and research #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption #rdr2 #rdr #OC #original character #protagonist ocs #I NEVER POST MY OCS ON HERE i need 2 start posting them again #OH AND OBVIOUSLY he changed his name at least professionally... idk if it was legally or he just went around signing off as a different nam #unless someone asks for his original name he probably won't give it #i need 2 adjust his sideburns because theyr meant to be all white with some line definition but i forgot abt it ��

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sysig · 1 month ago

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Coming in to play! (Patreon)

#Doodles #Webkinz #Webkinz hours! The cute lads have wedged their way back to the forefront of my mind haha #I'm honestly really glad I kept all my Webkinz plush over time and they've survived all the moves and whatnot #Some are still missing - most notably my horses for some reason - but I have the rest onhand and they're still cute and soft and I love them #Getting the opportunity to name and play with them as a young'un made them stick quite strongly in my mind ♪#And I still find some of my design sensibilities with their roots in the gameplay/game design/UI design/interactivity #I think it inspired some of my Video Game Design brain which is an aspect of myself I'm quite happy with :D #And I /love/ plushies probably now more than ever <3 So I'm doubly glad younger me didn't get rid of them haha #Got my lineup that featured in Tala's Requestober this year ♥ I left out a couple for what are probably obvious reasons ahem ahem #If you haven't seen what the Official design of the clownfish is in Webkinz... The plushy is arguably worse lol why that one of all of them #Hire me to design Webkinz fish I dare you #There are actually several cute fish - and several ugly ones! Lol I don't know why they're so inconsistent #It's not like the differences between Signature and Classic! Most of the fish are Classic or eStore! I don't know what gives lol #Anyway lol the other one I left out was my Night Mare since I couldn't remember his name either - which is a shame! I liked him #I still have some fairly clear memories of playing Webkinz with those lads <3 Of the different rooms and relationships and games #It's nostalgic! It's nice to reminisce on something so cheery and cute and light and fluffy :)#As for the rest hehe - I tend to pick up 'kinz whenever I find them at secondhand shops and the like - much like Lalaloopsies #They're out of production! Harder to find - rare and valuable haha totally #I haven't found any New With Tags so far but I'm on the hunt still!! Someday it'll be my turn...#But I Have found some really adorable fellows for cents on the dollar haha <3 Two Blue Whales and a Sheep and Duck!! So cute #My latest find was a Lil'kinz Lioness Cub and she is - So tiny <3 Really adorably constructed with a fluffy nose ahhh ♪#The Long Eared Bunny is my current Free 'kinz! I unfortunately lost the account with Baaby so I had to start over again but that's alright #This time I've got Embroidery and she's in a closet cosplay of Edgar haha - black-and-grey striped shirt with dark pants and round glasses #And angel wings! I was able to snag those from the Ganz website and they're perfect honestly haha ♥ She won an Open Beauty Pageant with it!#Couple of her with Sugar - my first Webkinz I got to play with since Diamond's tag was thrown away :') Sugar's my oldest 'kinz <3 #And of her with smol's Free 'kinz since I convinced her to play with me off and on haha - her Leonberger named Borgus :D #And then one final one of what I'd really like - a Webkinz Spider ;;♥ I /know/ they've made spider objects that are really cute!#And April Fools' fake pets of a spider!! Give me the fluffy spider please Ganz even if there's no plushie I just need to pet the spider

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meamiki · 8 months ago

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i will not elaborate further beyond the original notes i had:

these are the type of thoughts i have while eating breakfast ASDASD

#isat spoilers #isat act 6 spoilers #isat act 6 secret encounter spoilers #isaloop #in my mind this is isaloop even if u cannot see isa he is there metaphorically off screen u see #seperated from prev cuz it did not distinctly fit the sentimental vibes this is infinitely sillier to me ASFASDA #well that and i kept messing with the way i was coloring it lmao #...okay maybe i will elaborate a bit more in tags ASFASFAS #the thought process was to divvy up the most identifiable wearable items from each party member onto siffrin and loop #these items needed to be reasonably removable ofc #they were also not going to be related to their customs (no bonding earrings for example)#the original plan was to give siffrin miras shawl bonnies hat isas belt and odiles glasses #then i was like ehhhh actually idk if the dangling gem bit is like a custom thing or not since it could be???#so i switched up to odiles coat and miras gloves and rest remained #realized midway thru YOU WOULDNT BE ABLE TO SEE MIRAS GLOVES THAT WELL???#so i gave siffrin the rope belt from mira instead #as for loop the plan was always to give them miras bow and bonnies bracelet #i revisited just the glasses part for odile briefly then thought a lil more and went #i do not think odile would chuck her glasses #hence the book since i dont think i couldve reasonably removed anything else from her #the pants #the pants.#in terms of identifiability to me the striped pants are fun and striking #hence the immediate next thought in the original notes ASFASDAS #however i do not think isa would just??? chuck his pants like that???? esp in context with the rest of the party?????#but in my minds eye this was a little bit funny so yea ASDASDSA #OKAY. tag talk over it is nap time ASFAS

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sejarcus-archive · 1 month ago

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Headcanon Marcus has to wear glasses sometimes, and whenever he does, Sejanus can’t stop staring at him with hearts in his eyes

#sejanus the most beautiful man you’ve ever seen just got even more beautiful #they’ll each be minding their own business then sejanus will realize he’s put on glasses #and will drop everything he’s doing to cuddle up to him and tell him how handsome he is #to go off of my other post: leather jacket and glasses and it’s SOOOO over for sejanus #you’ve heard of “weaponized incompetence” get ready for “weaponized hotness”#when they fight and sejanus doesn’t wanna talk to marcus he puts on glasses #this is so stupid lol #also marcus is definitely more of the “i don’t wanna talk to you rn” type compared to sejanus who’s always spilling his heart out #but i wanted to make the “weaponized hotness” joke #it’s just such a funny scenario marcus putting on his glasses for literally no practical reason #and sejanus immediately being like “okay fine what do you wanna say? 🙄”#marcus tbosas #sejanus plinth #sejarcus

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ghostcrows · 8 months ago

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My brain is so hardwired to be argumentative about shit that does matter but not so much that I have to spend all my time thinking about it. I will go to sleep arguing at a post I saw that I didn't like and when I wake up and my brain comes back online I am still arguing about it. Like it's truly dire and touching grass is not enough I need to be on shrooms or something. But I'll probably get into it with my hallucinations too

#at the end of the day i think its just the poor ~ emotion regulation ~#because i don't seem to have the ability to put things out of my mind with any sense of ease #its like trying to get that sticky residue off a glass jar when you peel the label off #its not just posts its anything thats ever upset me in my whole life

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faaun · 8 months ago

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oh my god ! haha . anyway a bit buzzed perhaps. anyway here's what happened on the date