#Will not lie
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That post about how you can happily eat your way through loads and loads of pesto but at some point will suddenly experience "pesto regret" but with fried seafood
#ate a whole basket of fried clams but by the time I got to the last one I was in full if I ever see a clam again it will b too soon mode I#will not lie#food#jory.txt
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juliette nichols is hot
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Spencer tasked with keeping jack alive are some of my favorite aus, but also I think I put Spencer though enough so I can't really warrent drawing it :(
#Tftgs#Tales from the gas station#jack townsend#spencer middleton#Spack#Tftgs spack#Spencejack#Gut spill#Guro art#Guro#Gore art#Doodles#Will not lie#I finished this like 3 weeks ago#Been going through it#Ive cried like twice today#Nvm how much I did last week#Been a less than stable individual#Anyway#There's a lil follow up to thing going soon
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just made a list on whether i could beat f1 drivers (and honorary mentions) in a scrap.
they could all beat me, but that wouldnt be interesting and i wouldnt need a list for that
#f1#formula 1#womangoopforpm#im most scared of alonso#will not lie#that man would murder me#least scared of leclerc
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hehe I challenge u to show me at least three other characters that are you coded pls angel hehehe <3333
dearest lourdes how could i deny such a request ^_^
THIS IS SO LONG WINDED but i thought i should provide an explanation for each 😭
number one: rika orimoto
throwing rika in here just because we share a similar possessiveness towards lovers even though i am less outwardly violent about it. also the scene with rika and yuuta before the suguru fight that goes like:
rika: “please don’t mad”
yuuta: “i’m not mad at you”
rika: “please i don’t want you to hate me”
yuuta: “i could never hate you
IS SO ME CODED YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!!!!
that scene for real healed me. where will i find another person who will love me because of my weird girl ways!!!!!!
also ngl her being jealous of yuuta’s affection towards maki is also very me haaaaaaa. i wasn’t lying when i put misa on the list the first time.
number two: amanda young
i don’t wanna go into the nitty gritty of why she’s me coded but just know i relate to her on a personal level 😶
number three: draculaura
she’s cute and pink and a vampire (like me)
i also love werewolves too ^_^
#✰ミ NEW HIT SINGLE!#TRACK: RECORDED BUTTERFLIES 🦋#FEATURING; ❥ MRSACKERMANNX#will not lie#divulging anything about myself on here gives me intense paranoia because i’m deathly afraid of friends from other socials finding me#but i decided to say screw it!#that being said#seeing this in my ask box made me super happy ^_^#ILYYYYYY!!!!!#hope you have a wonderful day!!!!#there’s so many characters that i deem as mecoded because they’re cute and pink 😭😭😭
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the not so perfect captain
#i still have so many things i wanna draw for this game no lie it's eating me alive#mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#my art#artists on tumblr#tw blood#tw body horror
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tang dynasty miku
#ms worldwide!!!!!#hatsune miku#vocaloid#miku fanart#hanfu#tang dynasty#artists on tumblr#not even gonna lie i don’t even go here i listened to like. three miku songs in 2013 that’s it#but this twitter trend was so cute and inspiring so i kinda had to#pls forgive this fake fan gomenaSORRY#yumidraws
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Thinking of becoming a guy that thinks wolves are the most badass and aspirational animal, but about ants. Like wearing t-shirts about being loyal to my Queen and training to bench 5x my bodyweight. Studying ant warfare. Posting shit like this
#Ant photo by Alex Wild. Inspirational ant image by me.#In a sense‚ the Ant mindset is antithetical to those who follow the Wolf. The lone‚ individualist “alpha” inclinations simply do not apply.#The Ant values her work and her sisters. She is a humble worker and brave soldier. So small‚ yet so strong... Because she's never alone.#This post was a lie. I'm actually already this theoretical person.
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one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."
I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.
#example: a 'friend' in middle school told me I should ask a guy out. she said 'he'll totally say yes'.#he did not. which was the obvious outcome#but it took me years to realize that she'd said that hoping to fuel some drama for her own entertainment.#ANOTHER EXAMPLE#a guy in college approached me saying that he'd been seeing me around campus but was always too shy to talk to me#and that he really wanted to get to know me#so I was like wow 🥺 romance 🥺 and hopped into bed with him#and afterward I was like what do you wanna do 😊 should we see a movie 😊 should we go out 😊#and he was like nope. byeeee.#and I realized I got bamboozled into sex#total shocked pikachu face#I'm still not the best at this tbh. I'm like 'why would this person lie to me. lying is bad'.#anyway this is why I not looking forward to entering the dating world again#DONT BAMBOOZLE ME I'M GULLIBLE
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What’s up with how the dunmeshi fandom just lies about this kind of stuff all the time. It is easily confirmable information that it was a monthly series, something incredibly common in the industry.
A not weekly magazine schedule is literally common !! Especially in the seinen shoujo and josei demographics, sometimes monthly, sometimes biweekly, sometimes every two months, sometimes seasonal! Please stop lying about how Dunmeshi was some special unique creation that defies all standards of manga just to hype it up because it is so clear that every single one of these comparisons is centered around Weekly Shonen Jump (and understand that SJ has many magazines under its brand that are monthly or semimonthly). Not everything is WSJ and it needs to stop being the only point of reference in conversations like this 🤧
#sorry im having a moment.#kris actually talks#I can elaborate more on this bc I’m a nerd but like#I hope this doesn’t come off as disagreeing with the idea of moving more magazines off weekly schedules#but maybe let’s not lie ??? and act like tons of series including popular ones aren’t already in monthly ones#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#adding the tag also now that it’s going around anyways. hi guys.#sorry for not including alt text originally I was not expecting reblogs but I have added it now o7#blah blah check reblogs with comments for additional thoughts from me if you care etc etc
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where my fellow monster fuckers at 👅👅👅👅👅👅
#dungeon meshi fanart#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#laios touden#farcille#marcille donato#falin#not going to lie labru is the worst thing to happen to me because damn everyones lining up for yaoi and not laios x monsters sniff sniff#sorry cough im. normal#my artwork#rkgk#winged lion#theres not even a ship tag for them im sick#lios..?#laion#😭
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piel
I saw this photo of a Gannet taken by Paul Miguel on twitter and immediately thought "oh that's an angel" so I wanted to draw it out before I forgot.
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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
#i originally posted this as just a 'hey remember how fuckin bad middle/highschool was? shit was wild' type post but now#there are a bunch of teens in the notes being like 'oh my god are you serious? it gets better? im not stuck in hell forever??'#and im reminded that the only people who told teenage ella 'it gets better' were speakers at mental health assemblies#aka the least relatable people alive who were seemingly born to lie to you#so. uh. yeah im a certified adult who isnt here to lie or sugarcoat the realities of being a teenager#the only thing more certain than the pain is the transcience
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Our Captain doomed us all
Jimblasted AU intro
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#curly mouthwashing#mouthwashing curly#swansea mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#mouthwashing fanart#daisuke mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#jimblasted au#linkch art#very proud of this not gonna lie
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astarion is cheating
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#gale of waterdeep#wyll ravengard#karlach#astarion#shadowheart#lae'zel#halsin#half these fools cant lie worth fuck. terrible at cards smh#krem scribbles
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