#Wilbur next

[emiweee]

Extravasation of Blood (2/3)

[rozugold]

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Wrong target

[ozymandian-hymn]

You're not coming back from shit! Thrashing around in that high-conductivity state of yours, bumping into things and acting like a clown. Who are you kidding?

[royalarchivist]

Wilbur: Who's the lucky- who's the lucky lady, who's Missa, what's she like?

Phil: It's a dude. *laughs*

Wilbur: Phil, you didn't tell me you were bi, and also polyamorous.

Phil: Definitely not.

Wilbur: What does Kri- what does Kristin think of your- of your... husband?

Phil: SHE'S NOT CANON IN THIS UNIVERSE! And we- and it's not like that, it's not like that- it's uh, we're- it's platonic, we're just dude's hanging out protecting an egg-

Wilbur: Who's the top?

Phil:

[itsdefinitely]

fun times

[pinata-candy]

Everyone gets a wrong package sometimes!

They do in fact not give it back. By the time the stork comes back around to give them the right one they’re already attached and then they have two

(Now with more in the reblogs for your enjoyment <3)

[quinnonimp]

We Watch the Clouds & Stars: an OriginsSMP TNTduo Comic ☁️💫 | Anecdote: Awake or Alive [part 2/?]

content warning: discussion of death and afterlife

read left to right

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[ask-a-bartender]

Schlatt and Wilbur, thoughts on quackity?

"My boss."

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"Quackity? Hmmhm."

"Needs to hide his keys better."

It seems Wilbur is somewhere he doesn't belong.

[maskedbutsilly]

another tntduo sketch dump; these are more recent :v

also rant below vvv

a ccwilbur supprter interacted with my blog, and i was like no shot this guy must be joking. NO they were not, i saw a post saying something like “i support wilbur despite all this nonesense <3” (YES they worded like that. Gross) and im like. youre Disgusting. the fact that they treated his abusive behaviour like a joke is just. ugh. whatever. not exposing their blog, theres a chance thwyre doing this for attention whatever i blocked them already. its oretty obvious now that if u STILL suport cc wilbur, youre not welcome here. fuck the fuck off <3 thanks for reading if u did btw okei baii

[zkretchy]

Still on my Nightmare Time watch and uh well, The Witch in the Web was something huh? (i literally only have Yellow Jacket for S2 left I am putting it off bc it can't be over so quick but I AM expecting a similar finale in terms of...lore I guess? idk but I am p sure Hannah is in there soooo)

[copepods]

tntduo sketchdump ^_^

[id: several drawings of c!wilbur and c!quackity over a white background. in the top left, quackity is rearing back to punch wilbur while wilbur shouts at him. in the top right, l’manberg-era wilbur is speaking angrily to quackity, shoving a finger into his chest. in the top left, quackity is wearing a black dress with cape-like sleeves that cut off at his elbows. next to it is a drawing of wilbur and quackity hugging, will’s head resting on quackity’s. below it is a drawing of them wearing each other’s outfits; quackity looks disgruntled while wilbur is smiling. on the bottom left is a drawing of quackity sitting and wearing wilbur’s trenchcoat, clutching it to his chest. on the right side is a sketch of wilbur wearing a long blue dress with puffed sleeves, looking down at it happily. end id]

[transphilza]

REMEMBER OUR PAST….

VOTE WILBUR NEOW

[catzgam3rz]

MORE! QSMP! DESIGNS!

Finally met Tallulah my BELOVED so I whipped up a design for her :D Also updated/tweaked my Wilbur design while I was at it!

[royalarchivist]

Highlights from Technoblade's MCC 5 VOD, which include: a Technodad story, Techno going beast-mode in PVP, SBI dunking on Tommy, Techno bribing Eret, and more.

Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 3

[19spicykitty93]

The Robinsons Pet Peeves? 👀

I've been requested to do more headcanons, and since I just really enjoy doing these, here are some more!

Cornelius: Cannot stand it when people touch his things. Or invade his personal space. 😵‍💫

Franny: Hates it when people interrupt her or just flat out don't listen to her when she's talking or trying to give advice. She's right like 99.99999% of the time, why don't people just listen to her??? 😭

Wilbur: Will cut you if you ruffle his hair. (He spends like two hours on it every morning and uses about a pound of hair gel lmao.) 🔪

Bud: He gets down in the dumps when people don't try, especially his students. And when they don't see the potential in themselves.

Lucille: She HATES waiting. Very much not a fan of traffic. She's a fast-paced woman and doesn't have time to waste when she's trying to get somewhere. 🚗🚨🤬

Fritz: The man is terrified of confrontation. He's a huge pushover and will agree to whatever if it means he won't get yelled at. 🥲

Petunia: People not standing up for themselves. 😠

Lazlo: Perfection

Tallulah: Imperfection

(They're two sides of the same coin lol)

Joe: He's pretty chill, I don't see him really having many pet peeves. He's a go-with-the-flow guy, but he doesn't particularly like when people swear. 😔

Billie: Tardiness. She's a very busy woman, don't keep her waiting. ⏰

Gaston: When things are too easy. The man loves a challenge. But he also hates losing 🤷‍♀️

Art: Hates it when food has no flavor. Why would he want to eat cardboard?? Where are the seasonings??? 😩

Spike and Dimitri: When people don't know how to take a joke or have fun. 🥱

[solargeist]

y’know, in Lexie’s stream yesterday, Shelby talked abt how Wilbur would lie to her all the time and get caught lying directly to her face, and to multiple other women in his life.

So I don’t really believe his statement abt not knowing he was being abusive to her