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Schlatt and Wilbur, thoughts on quackity?

"My boss."

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"Quackity? Hmmhm."

"Needs to hide his keys better."

It seems Wilbur is somewhere he doesn't belong.

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hey, schlatt. found a condom wrapper in the bin. who do you thinks doing it at work?

" . . Why th' hell were ya diggin' through our trashcans?"

"Weirdo"

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you believe in ghosts?

" . . . "

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Are you silly?

" 'M a grown ass man. Yes I'm silly. Th' silliest, even."

OOC:

Also....

THE ASK BOX IS TEMPRORAILY CLOSED. We will open it up again when Mod Star and I make a dent in the 22 💀

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what's your favourite type of drink, for yourself and to serve? :)

"Great first question, doll.

If yer twelve...

Classic rum and coke, bonus points if th' rum is vanilla."

"As fer drink to make, you really think I WANNA work here? 'M old enough to RETIRE by now. I jus' wanna sleep. Yer makin' me depressed, order and leave."

[ask-a-bartender]

Welcome to Las Nevadas!

This is an ask blog made purely for fun! Asks of any kind are absolutely ecouraged, but we have no obligation to answer asks that make us uncomfortable.

That being said,

These topics will be found here;

♤ Gore of varying degree (Cannibalism, murder,

etc.)

♡ Topics of abuse, s/h, hallucinations, etc.

◇ Innuendos (Nothing sexually explicit shown,

but possibly heavily implied)

♧ Alcohol and drug use

I will add on if the need arises.

How to Ask: When sending an ask, specify who you are talking to, otherwise we will assume Schlatt. You can ask ANYONE in the DSMP (strictly character), but this blog focuses on

Revived Schlatt, Revived Wilbur, and Quackity (Heartbreak Trio)

All of this is based on headcanons AND canon.

This blog is run by:

Mod Star 🌱 ( @fenteii ) and Mod Clover 🍀 ( @syndicatedsystem )

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Schlatt has been revived and works at the bar of Quackity's casino due to losing a bet...

For publicity (and Schlatt's humiliation), Quackity has allowed the bartender and crew to answer asks sent by vistors of the nation!