#Why tf did I do this?
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Hereās how I want robin in the next battinson movie:
The very first scene is Bruce and tiny Dick Grayson sitting across from each other at the dining table, staring each other down in silence, both clearly grumpy about it. Alfred is in the background watching them with concern. The silence lasts about 20 seconds before Dick speaks.
āLet me fight crime.ā (said with all the petulance of a pouty 10 year old)
Bruce replies immediately. āNo.ā (this is clearly an ongoing argument)
Immediately cut to the next scene where Dick, wearing the iconic Robin suit, is having the time of his life swinging across the city while Bruce frantically tries to keep up with him while yelling at him to be careful like an anxious mother
#just a whole movie of bruce being bullied by this small child he just adopted#being forced to take on a āif youāre going to drink then id rather you do it with meā style of parenting#just back and forth between falling in love with his new son and going āwhy tf did I adopt a child?!ā#batman#robin#battinson#bruce wayne#dick grayson#dc#dc comics#mine
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Leonard Cohen (1934 - 2016)
#stardew valley#lmfao why tf did I do this--šš#shitpost#harvey is crouching btw#shane is smol#sdv#shane stardew valley#shane sdv#stardew valley fanart#harvey sdv#harvey stardew valley#sdv harvey#artists on tumblr#sdv fanart#my art
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Looney Tunes Back in Action (2003) reference in this economy? more likely than you think
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#do you think Bee screams for Optimus during contractions#WHO SAID THAT#tfe bumblebee#tfe breakdown#tfe breakbee#bumblebee#breakdown#breakbee#transformers bumblebee#transformers breakdown#breakbee fanchild#transformers#earthspark#tf earthspark#breakdown x bumblebee#tfp ratchet#transformers ratchet#sparkling#transformer oc#transformer fanart#maccadams#transformers fanart#transformers art#maccadam#this hit me like a semi truck at 2 am why did my brain tell me this#Piston was born 1) Large and 2) Goofy they arent done growing yet#Ratchet had to take them out for Bee and Pistons safety#the other option was one day Bee sneezes and a full sized 1971 corvette falls out of the sky pancaking him#theres comedy in having a full sized sparkling............and tragedy hmmmmm what do i mean by that#bee feels guilty not being able to carry Piston to term and Ratchet says Are you stupid? Even Optimus wouldve struggled you did great
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I think you would do great at drawing men pregnant
Binghe apparently thinks so too šš
#yāall why did u send me so many MPreg asks#what tf am I supposed to do with this#The MPreg Asks#svsss#luo binghe#my art#drivebypainter art
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just wanted to make a color ref for Brain Therapist Magneto from 309 but i needed lights too for some reason
bonus The Flats Only Version
#xmen#erik lehnsherr#magneto#xmen comics#snap sketches#why did half of my beginning tags just get neutralized. tf. now i have to retype them and this tag'll make no sense#anyway 'have you done literally anything but think about 309 since you read it' no . apparently vJARLKAJKL#BUT YEAH I JUST WANTED A COLOR REF IF IM GONNA DRAW THIS LOOK MORE OR WHATEVER#i dont know if i like the yellow dress shirt + pink tie combo ... that's inspo'd from his new mutants headmaster suit + tie..#why does he have to wear a suit under the coat huh .. the thing is i have no idea if he's supposed to be wearing a dr's coat or a trench#i mean he briefly wears his magneto suit when scolding charles so maybe it is a doctor's coat....#doctor makes the most sense to me considering the context so thats why i went all white but... now im not so sure ...#UGH stupid beautiful comic had to be in monochrome. or limited colors whatever#anyway i did start some doodles cause i wanted to post a few 309 doodles but. hm.#i think i might make a separate post for it ... it may be a lil inapropro !!!!#i wanted a color ref in the first place because i was thinking about making a 309 comic but like#now that i think of it if i do that i might jsut do the blue/black thing they did in the actual comic..#idk the thing im doodling now i might do in full color. just for fun#tbh maybe i wont do that comic after i doodle this.. no im lying i still will i still have visions i wanna put in front of my eyes#i can only fall asleep thinking about it so much i need it tangible#if i do draw it i prob just wont post it or ill just share it with select friends. aka like. one vjAELKVJEAKJ#but that's like months from now lbr ok ill still share crumbs with you all !!!!! gimme like. five hours vJALKJAKL#ok bye !!!!!!!!! please enjoy therapist magneto in the meantime#you will not get better as an individual you will get worse
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a sketch painting of neve to cope with the fact that i probably won't be able to play datv on release ...
#i hope i did her features justice#you can see parts where i just. gave up lmao. i did one end of the blue cloth thing and said im not doing it again#also wondering why tf i made it so short#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#neve gallus#datv#arttag#painting
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Ok, seeing the post about the playlist, you mentioned how Breakdown only gets his act together after finding out that Bee was carrying
So it got me thinking (and this has actually been in my mind since i first came across the au tbh), but how was it while Bee was like, carrying?? There's the fact that, at first, many of the bots probably don't like Breakdown too since, well, he was not the best bf let's be honest.
Idk, I'm just curious to how things were before Breakcheck came to see the world
(Im going out of town for a week and cant draw so im just answering this with a straight up fanfiction-esk paragraph Iām so sorry wish I could be artistic for you anon)
Long story short: the Autobots are very forgiving but they can also be petty motherfuckers.
I mean they welcomed Megatron among their ranks and treat him (for the most part) as an equal and sometimes even a friend. Of course, Megatron earned that trust after years and years of repentance.
I imagine Breakdown is going through a similar arc. Heās never really been THAT loyal to the Decepticon cause. He justā¦ kinda ended up there and didnāt care enough to do anything about it. He views Autobots as these goody, righteous people that he doesnāt feel like he belongs with. So reallyā¦ whatās left besides Decepticons (considering yourself a neutral at one point was pretty much a death wish. A faction was the only way to acquire any sort of Energon or medical attention. Something Optimus tried hard to avoid, but the reality was safety in numbers.) the only kinship Breakdown ever felt was with the Stunticonsā¦ and theyāve been scattered to who knows whereā¦ if theyāre even still alive.
Except he did have one friend. A friend heās somehow managed to keep despite being on opposite sides of the war. He tried to convince Bee to join the Decepticons a few times but it was never with genuine intent. Bee was too good for the Cons; Breakdown knew that. He asked to get a rile out of him more than anything. Of course Bee would retort with his own argument of why BD should defect. He was serious about itā¦ but Breakdown knew his place. Heād already done too muchā¦
Now the war is over. And the leader of his faction doesnāt even believe in the cause anymore. Now, Breakdownās never been a fan of Megatron anyways, but he sure as hell is pissed off when he abandons them to go be buddies with the Autobots. Maybe Breakdown is a little jealous (Of course, heād never admit it) That Megatron, possibly the cruelest and most unforgiving of them all, is allowed to be redeemed.
He feels betrayed. All the Decepticons do reallyā¦ He feels like he was led down a path that would only end in self destruction and at the last moment, the one who was paving the way jumped ship, leaving them all to suffer the consequences alone.
He never even wanted this.
But itās way too late now. He dug this grave and heās going to see to it that heās buried in it. But despite the betrayal, and most of the Decepticons now stabbing each other in the back, trying to claim whatever power they can while holding on to this flimsy cause they can barely call a functioning faction, he still has Beeā¦ who is maybe more than just a friend at this point but thatās a lot of feelings Breakdown isnāt ready to unpack.
And he still runs every time it feels a little too good to be true. Still proclaims his loyalty to the Decepticons because heās too stubborn to admit heās on a sinking ship. And he still keeps his distance because he refuses to take Bumblebee down with him when it finally goes under.
And maybe theyāve got a fling goingā¦ and maybe the autobots start to catch on. It doesnāt matter though, Breakdown doesnāt stick around long enough to see their sneers.
Untilā¦ he finds out Beeās carrying that isā¦ because damn he may not be the best bot in the galaxy but heās not a complete deadbeat.
And when it hits himā¦ that heās going to be a sireā¦ well maybeā¦ he startās sticking around to see the sneers. He hears the mumbles of disapproval. And boyyy does it make him so angry at first. How dare these holier-than-thou bots. They donāt know him or what heās had to do to survive. How many comrades heās lost thanks to them. They donāt know what Bee means to him. They donāt know just how much he loves Bumblebee. How he would lay down his spark for him in a klick.
Then Breakdown questionsā¦ Does Bee even know that?
From then onā¦ Breakdown realizes, preserving his ego isnāt worth this. He has a chance now. A real honest chance. To do betterā¦ to have the life he actually wantsā¦ with the one bot who hasnāt ever given up on him.
He wants it so bad.
So he puts up with the comments and the obvious distrust. Because heās willing to put in the work it takes to earn it. Heās going to prove how much he wants this. Heās going to prove how much he cares. Heās going to prove he is capable of doing betterā¦ and maybe along the way heāll learnā¦ heās deserving of better tooā¦
Breakdown is lucky Bumblebee has always been a little spoiled because it didnāt take too much convincing for the autobots to give him a shot. To attempt to accept him into their ranks.
He thought Optimus would be the worst of it. The one who practically raised the bot Breakdown knocked up. And for a while it is. Optimus lectures him every chance he gets. Any small hiccup, any little mistake. He doesnāt go easy on breakdown. Optimus at least pretends to be polite about it, or at least professional.He doesnāt yell, or make unnecessary insults. His words are always very honest (which makes them that much harder to hear) but Breakdown will take itā¦ heāll sit through it, no matter how hard he has to bite his tongue against saying something heāll regret. He knows how thin the ice is. But heāll do it for Bee.
The others are a little more brutalā¦ Elita especially soā¦ they are more sharp with their words (and sometimes their blasters) letting him know just what they think of him.
But noā¦ the worst of allā¦ is Megatron. Because Megatron is probably the only bot in the whole faction who looks at him and empathizes. Breakdown doesnāt want empathy. Especially not from the damn bot who betrayed him. Megatron doesnāt give lectures, he doesnāt verbally or physically abuse him when he steps out of line. He barely even raises his voice. And it pisses Breakdown off more than anything. Sometimes he slips up in front of Megatron just to push his boundaries, just to see if he can break this peaceful facade the ex-brutal-dictator seems to be taking. Heās witnessed the warlord beat bots into scrap for far lessā¦ and yetā¦ Megatron wonāt. Megatron seems to be attempting to guide Breakdown, to offer a new start to their relationship, and Primus Breakdown wants nothing to do with it. Heād rather be lectured and assigned extra training.
And it takes a long whileā¦ longer than Beeās carrying term, and a little while into Breakcheckās sparklinghood for the Autobots to really start to come around to him. Optimusā lectures seem to have a bit of fondness to them. And perhaps Breakdown listens a bit more earnestly and takes to heart some of the genuine advice the Prime gives him. And maybe the sparring with Elita has turned less from a one-sided fight and into an enjoyable workout. And MAYBEā¦ he doesnāt intentionally push Megatron as much, and has come to a realization of his own that his Megatronā¦ is nothing like the one who betrayed himā¦ and perhaps there is more in common between them than heād like to admit.
And when people look at him now, heās not just the Con Bumblebee has been sneaking around with. Heās a Sireā¦ and a devoted Conjuxā¦
And maybe this is what heās always wanted. And he can be deserving of it too.
#transformers#transformers bumblebee#tf earthspark#earthspark#breakbee#tfe breakdown#tfe bumblebee#transformers earthspark#breakdown#breakcheck#breakbee fanchild#WHY DID I WRITE A WHOLE ASS FANFICTION RN WHAT#I meant to just respond with like one paragraph what the hell#i am so sorry#to the 2 people who will read this whole thing LMAO#i have some thoughts about earthspark breakdownā¦#AS YOU MAY HAVE GUESSED#canon doesnt exist btw#the writers dont know him like I do#tfe megatron#tfe optimus prime#optimus prime#Megatron
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My biggest flex will always be how I knew Neil was the more feral and dangerous one than Andrew this whole time even before tsc and seeing the entire fandom freaked out makes me want to kiss and hug Nora and just thank her for finally finally showing everyone and Iām not just crazy
#seeing all the post about like omg Neil is so feral?! like brother did you not read aftg did yāall forget aftg is from Neilās pov#ofc Neil wouldnāt say heās feral in his own pov tfššš#and remember in aftg Neil still has to hide part of himself BECASUE his father and eveyrhhing but now heās literally free from his biggest#fear and he could do whatever the fuck he wants#Istg the fandom is like the foxes man idk why everyone is so shook#literally cant thank Nora enough for showing everyone finally#Idc if I sound proud or whatever but I fucking knew it this entire time and I have been shouting it for so long like finally#thatās why so many fics annoyed me so much like#I just needed to say this because I finally felt seen and heard andFINALLY LIKE URGH#tsc and aftg supremacy#tsc#tsc spoilers#the sunshine court#the sunshine court spoilers#aftg#all for the game#tfc#the foxhole court#aftg series#aftg fandom#aftg incorrect quotes#neil josten#andrew minyard#andrew joseph minyard#neil abram josten#aftg neil#aftg thoughts#aftg textpost#aftg shitpost#incorrect tfc
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tbh I donāt think therapy would have fixed Jayce and Viktor lmao. maybe would have softened their self-destructive tendencies but thereās no fixing that co-dependent relationship. Heimerdinger Mel and Sky are told āyeah, I can help treat their individual depressions but nothing is gonna reduce their co-dependency. Iām pretty sure separating them makes it a lot worse for not only them but much worse for everyone else. for everyoneās safety I suggest theyāre not allowed to be more than a buildings length away from each other and even that is pushing it.ā That therapist then quits on the spot cause now theyāve literally seen everything.
Itās like that scene in Brooklyn nine nine where all the physiatrists are observing and talking with Gina but instead itās a whole crew of therapists and neurologists and physiologists trying to find out how these two men literally mind-melded together. They go to couples therapy but itās literally just individual therapy held together because why tf not itās the only way to get them to go.
#in therapy like well Viktor doesnāt sleep well and I think itās because he keeps dreaming about that time when he was 12 and got sick#the therapist is like well does Viktor tell you this and Viktor is like no I didnāt tell him that recently but that is why I canāt sleep#this is how their therapy is paid for btw that team dealing with them is getting research papers and grants and funding#their award winning paper is about codependency and the end of the world and shit#one therapist suggests they spend a few days apart and the next time they come back talk about it#and all those two can do is just info dump to each other about random shit they did and thought about while they were apart#they didnāt even do the same things but for some reason complete each others sentences#the therapist is like how did you know????? and theyāre like well itās so obvious what he did while I was away#and itās just science and science and science#that therapists just quits and leaves Piltover#gets tf away from those two#arcane#arcane spoilers#viktor arcane#jayce talis#jayvik#jayce was like well last time I was separated from Viktor he almost died and the second time I teamed up with a random girl and killed a ki#Viktor is like no way last time we were separated I experimented on myself with runes shimmer and the hexcore#AU sky doesnāt die btw#and theyāre just like lmao oops too bad you werenāt there you probably would have stopped me#honestly they should have been exiled with the caveat they have to go together#these two get handcuffed together and their only problem is that itās now harder to work in the lab
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Hello! ive always been a silent fan of your work (Lyla is just so LOVABLE! š and your Seb is honestly a breath of fresh air - love soft!Seb) so ive decided to break my silence just to offer you these favorite facts i know of otters šš¤
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Bawww thank you so much! Itās lovely to meet you š„¹š
When I saw your ask, I IMMEDIATELY needed to draw out the second one! Itās so adorable šš¦¦
This is Lyla and Sebastian in their twenties! Lyla 100% holds Sebās hand when she sleeps šš
Also, imagining Lyla carrying around a āspecial rockā is so funny to me LMAO š I will def be drawing that scenario too š
#asks#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy fanart#hogwarts legacy mc#lyla estaris#sebastian sallow#slytherin x hufflepuff#sebastian sallow x mc#slytherpuff#I was going to do a neater outline but Iām SCARED ILL MESS IT UP LOL#also HOW TF DID I DO THAT#THERE ARE TIMES WHERE I JUST STARE AT MY ART BECAUSE IM SO BAFFLED#IVE UNLOCKED A NEW POWER THAT I CANT USE ON COMMAND#UTTERLY BEWILDERED RN#WHY AM I YELLING
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still on that robot kick
#transformers#tf idw#megatron#roller#rung#red alert#bpjd#a lil bits there at least#doodle#finished lost light the other day and uurrhhgh i need more#miss them already#im so lost in the optymus one since its like requiring crossover reading which i dont want to do. atm#why is wheelie with prowl and does it ever explain that? did i miss it? stay away from my son#also i still dont understand that time rung drank rollers juice. did he just take a sip without asking or did roller offer him his?#if the latter did he go āoh right the crackā or think rung wouldnt notice
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Crowley has something in his handāa plate of what? Little cakes?
Cakes? Like in the promo picture? The cakes next to Crowley's wine? WHATS THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THESE LITTLE CAKES. WHAT HAPPENS WITH THE CAKES?
UPDATE*
I was scrolling through my personal Twitter when I spotted THIS tweet
Ya'll I was like is this fucking play about me? ikgjerijgeiro I DIED but then in the quotes I found THIS:
So it really does look like he brought him cakes. Some theorize he's wearing a turtleneck in the shot where he's going into the shop, so it's possible it's a cut from later in the series after he knows Gabriel is there and it's not cakes? I think it's likely it is cakes, but who knows. All I can say is this reached farther than I thought and I'm gonna be so disappointed for all you and me if it's not cakes he's brought his angel (maybe from the coffee shop? idfk)
#im adding in here i do know theyre eccles cakes#i did a bunch of research and theory dive back when they first showed up BUT i mean in the context here of why tf is he got a plate of them#coming into the bookshop#good omens 2#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#ineffible husbands#aziraphale x crowley#good omens 2 spec#eccles cakes
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Draco x Hermione fanart of probably my favorite fan fiction ever, Treating Him Sweetly by paper_clip on ao3 of course š ITS TOO SHORT I NEED MORE š¤¬š¤¬. I like to imagine this as a manga cover if it were to be a doujin
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#draco malfoy#hermione granger#draco x hermione#harry potter#harry potter fanart#hermione fanart#draco fanart#draco fanfiction#harry potter fanfiction#idk how tf to render why did I do this#dramione#draco x hermione fanfiction#dramione fanart#dramione fanfic#dramione fandom
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hello my sweet children. i'd of course recommend seeing queer (2024) in a movie theater as i would recommend seeing most movies in a theater but you can also go here. to the secondary source. for a good quality stream with no crazy popup ads (if you use ad-blocker at least).
#queer 2024#doing my part for the agenda. as per usual š«”#i was like why tf did i type out sweet children. okay. me when i call myself papa i guess. Sorry.
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sewell take 2 š¬
#ive been meanin 2 for ages cus in d last one i gave him like green fkn eyes.... whyd i do that. i rememeber having to google hazel eyes too#like for it. 'what do hazel eyes look like' why did i think he has hazel eyes.no1 big doe eye lover. w ho tf here has hazel eyes#myart#anyway#twc
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*cries in I've been playing HSR recently*
#not my usual content... but I had to draw them :)#AVENTURINE WANTERS WERE NOT AVENTURINE HAVERS BTW#HE AVOIDED ME THAT FUCKER#I did get his bf tho <3 <3 <3#blah blah blah#hsr#hsr aventurine#hsr dr ratio#dr ratio#veritas ratio#why tf do they all have so many names and tags help#aventurine honkai star rail#aventurine#aventio#raturine#golden ratio#LISTEN LISTEN HEAR ME OUT-#(I'm crazy about them istg)
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