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Pit Babe Anniversary Rewatch! Episode 2!

Getting into the end of Week 1 of the Pit Babe 1st anniversary rewatch just in time by finishing off my day with Episode 2! Looking very forward to this one fajsdfahkhs thoughts as I watch will be down below!

Okay yes I'll be changing my phone ring tone to Speed of Love, I'm too far own this rabbit hole lol

Oh we start off with Tony and his interview lsjdfalsfsa

Tony has perfected the "smile that doesn't reach your eyes" trope, he looks like he just wants to murder that reporter asking him all these questions

That direct look into the camera when talking about "old racer" Babe 👀

Uncle Alan always so caring, worrying about Babe being okay instead of the race betting 🥹

First "Daddy" of the series

Nefarious plot and flashback, ugh yes, sign me the tf up (again)

I mean look, Kenta managing to hold back Alpha Babe is pretty solid of him LOL

I love Babe's confidence, like even though he's got those bad memories he's not afraid to face up against his adoptive father

THE SHOULDER TOUCH, WAY 😭😭 BABE LOOKS LIKE HE'S UNDER A SPELL HERE, GOD, THE SIGNS FROM THE BEGINNING ARE SO BRILLIANT

Far out I'm not going to shut up about this am I??

Again tho, it has to be said - Alan in a singlet top 😔👌

And now Babe and Charlie in a singlet tops 😔👌

Of course Babe can't resist such a sunshine smile, man is already so smitten even while brooding and I totally get it haha

JEFF!! AHH! THERE'S OUR BABY BOY DRINKING HIS PINK MILKSHAKE!! 😭

Lol I can't, every time I see 'UAC' I think of University Admissions Centre 🤣

Damn Kenta is doing the work - and he looks so happy too he probably thinks this is gonna make Tony love him

This obsession with cars of any kind amuses me but like, I also wanna build a track and play too 🥲

BRUH the omegaverse, I know I watched this entire thing but I still get so 😮 when I see it manifest on my screen, what a time to be alive

Puppy Charlie 🐶 these two are so cat and dog coded

There he is, there's baby boy Jeff coming to save the day 🥹

Show 'em Jeff, show 'em how good you are and get that job!!! Haha I'm writing him so much more insecure in my current fic but I love seeing him so confident in himself here ahaha

The duck under Alan's arm kills me

LMAO Dean, North, Sonic please, laughing like that at poor Alan who can't even get a handshake 😭

LMAO I forgot Babe calls Jeff cute here, and Way too like almost winks at him, bb boy is just too adorable 😭

I'm like honed into whatever North and Sonic are doing in the background at any given moment, js

Look at North, such a gossip lol

But also the instigator, damn, Babe is not playing

He also says he's not jealous that Charlie is talking to Jeff but we all know that's a lie lol

He also says he's not angry but welp, LOL

Again with Babe's jealousy, look how happy Charlie looks about it AHAHA

I actually do like that Babe is teaching Charlie in between all the 'concetration' he does

KIMMMMMM WHAT'S UP BOY!! WELCOME

Winner, I can't believe by this point you've been on my screen longer than bb Jeff AHAHAH

Winner: *Trash talks Babe into fighting with him* Also Winner: *Sics Kim on Charlie*

The attraction that Babe has for Charlie in this moment is peak *chef's kiss*

This is a great fight scene actually goddamn

AYEE go go Charlie

Winner once again losing at life (I'm going to keep a tally, this is loss number 3 for him so far in the series since he copped it twice already in the first episode AHAHA)

Bad idea to be smacking Kim against the wall, Winner 👀

Told you, there goes your fkn wrist babes do I could this as a loss for the tally AHAHA

AYEEE CHARLIE IS GETTING HIS CAR! 🙌 and what a choice he makes, the car that made Babe King of the Hallows

Way is quaking

There's gotta be a work for the kink Charlie has for Babe's coaching because he's really enjoying himself but I'd be crying 🤣😭

Dean is so chill, but look at how his words are cutting Way deeply haha

UGH MY HEART HURTS AT THIS BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN WAY AND BABE AHHHHH WHY 😭😭

PLEASE that kiss Babe planted on Way's cheek healed my soul 😭

"Alai-wa"

"You're my best friend but complain like my boyfriend" lmao Way WISHES 😭

Here are the terrible two ready to cause trouble! Now being asked to keep an eye on Charlie.

Charlie has been called a puppy 3 times this episode ahaha

North is drunk but can see clearly that Way loves Babe

NORTH SAYING IF HE AND SONIC WERE EVER CLOSER THEY'D BE LOVERS 👀👀👀

Poor Alan lmao everyone always laughing at him

Way switches from supportive friend to bitch real quick and I'm here for it - but goddamn, he's harsh to Charlie

WAY HATES CHARLIE SO MUCH HE LITERALLY TELEPORTED TO INTIMIDATE HIM 🤣

I swear to god I was not planning on thirsting over Alan while rewatching this but lo and behold here I am. Thirsting.

Kenta, baby, sorry but Alan is not going to give you his son Pit Babe, no matter how much you offer - though that is a great way to end the episode ahh 👀

PETE IN THE PREVIEW YESSSS the family's all here!!

ALAN GIVING JEFF A KISS ON THE HEAD JKSFHSKJADHFJSKA

The no-kissing rule gets broken next ep, YESHH

And my favourites, the behind the scenes 🥹

Ep 2 is done!! Right in time for Week 2 of the anniversary event, yay!

[beefrobeefcal]

I wanna take chubby Frankie to the michocana and buy him whatever the hell he wants, he wants an elote he gets an elote he wants three he gets three

OOOOOF NONNIE! WE THANK THEE FOR THE PROMPT.

I may have gone a little left field. While I didn't mention specific foods (as I am not well-versed on Mexican cuisine), I hope you enjoy what our fav chubby guy has in store for us today.

Beefro 👌🥩💜 --------<3---------

Beefro Proudly Presents:

a Chubby!Frankie one shot

The Catfish & The Mouse: Dine Out & Eat In

Pairing: Frankie Morales x Fem!Reader

Summary: Frankie wants to dine out and you're more than happy to help him out. Takes place after Part One at some point

Rating: Explicit 18+ (MDNI)

Word Count: 2,818 finally, a true one shot!

Content Warning: Smutty smutty smut smut, oral (f receiving), p in the v - unwrapped (don't be silly, cover you willy, kids!), eating, belly praise, belly stuffing, rough sexy stuff, weight gain, oral (both M and F), hair pulling, hand necklaces, f on top.

Author's Notes: Thank you all for the Chubby!Frankie love! Does this answer why we find him being chubby so damn hot? No! But some questions are not meant to be answered... at least not right away. And an even bigger thank you to @harryleatherfit & @theywhowriteandknowthings - your kind words and support are necessary for me to churn out smut. Bless you both!

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“Anything I want?”, Frankie mused.

“Anything you want.”, you replied.

It was both of your day off and you spent a good portion of the morning in bed, limbs tangled together. You wanted to celebrate Frankie's raise and promotion at work, thinking he would want to find a new way to fuck you or eat cake off your tits. But he was full of surprises.

“I want you to take me to that Mexican place...”, Frankie hesitated, still new to the idea that you liked to keep him well fed.

“Oh?”, you sat up on your elbow and looked at him with a raised eyebrow. “And what would we do there?”

Frankie flashed you a smile. “You’re gonna make sure I eat everything I order.”

*****

Sitting across from Frankie, you watched as he’d gotten through two of the three plates of food he’d ordered. You’d already finished your one plate and were enjoying your soda and cranberry drink, eyeing him up from across the table.

“Fuck me, Mouse. I’m gonna need a wardrobe of spandex if I keep this up.”, Frankie huffed while sitting back into his seat. “I don’t think I can finish...”

“Hmmm. Frankie, you told me that my role tonight was to make sure you finish everything that you ordered.”, you said in a low voice, leaning forward. “You still have food, baby.”

“Mouse...”, Frankie whined much in the same way you did when he relentlessly pushed you to over stimulation. “S’too much.”

He watched as you got up and moved to sit next to him in the booth, reaching out to touch him.

“Oh, Frankie. You’re not that full, are you?”, you cooed as you pushed into his full, but still somewhat soft belly with a little more force while rubbing it. His cock was pushing against his belly and jeans, hard and straining.

You leaned in and purred into his ear before nuzzling him with your nose, “Come on. You got more room in here, baby.”

Frankie thought he would come right there in his pants.

Panting, he pulled the last dish towards him and began to eat it.

“Doing so good, baby... I gotta keep you nice and full... look at that belly, getting big and round... just a few more bites... baby, you getting full? no, you got room, honey... come on, baby... eat it all, get it in... every last bite, Frankie... good boy.”, you cooed into his ear, continuing your belly massage with the occasional push into him.

Once he had cleared the last plate, Frankie huffed out a breath, his swollen middle forcing him to sit back as he tried to hide a small burp. You sat at his side, continuing to console his overstuffed tummy, and gave him a kiss on his cheek.

“Good work, baby. Look at this big, heavy belly.” , you cooed again, sliding your hand under and pushing up into his much firmer, protruding stomach. “Oh, my poor, stuffed baby... look at you- so big. Now you're full, Frankie."

He looked at you and gave a hazy grin. “I’m gonna fucking destroy your sweet pussy tonight, princess.”

*****

Once home, you kicked your shoes off and headed towards the den, thinking that Frankie would want to lay out on the couch to let his full belly settle.

“Where d’you think you’re going, princess?”, Frankie growled as he grabbed your wrist.

You turned and looked at him. His shirt was slightly riding up his engorged middle, and his eyes screamed a heated message at you: I'm not done with you.

“You said I can have whatever I want, and you think you get to walk away from me?”, he warned, stepping towards you to cage you into a corner. He put his hands on the walls either side of your head, leaning forward. You could feel the coil in your heat begin its torturous wind up.

Looking up at him through your eyelashes, you spoke in a small voice. “I figured you were going to...”

“What? You think because I'm full that I don’t wanna watch you writhe and scream under me? Think I’m too stuffed and not up for it, princess?”, he growled glaring down at you.

Your brain short circuited, leaving you whimpering under Frankie’s harsh glare.

“You’re a fucking tease, Mouse... your pretty mouth saying all sorts of sweet things to me at the restaurant. Made me almost come in my pants like a fucking teenager.”, he leaned in further, mouthing kisses along your jaw. “Shouldn’t be so mean to me, baby.”

You let out a moan as your hands reached up, one into the hair at the nape of his neck and the other to his belly. His kissing got more aggressive, turning to nips and bites along your neck, then he bit down harder at the conjunction of your neck and shoulder. You hissed and jabbed your palm into the side of his belly, eliciting a grunt form him.

Frankie grabbed your wrist roughly and spun you around, pushing your front up against the wall. His belly pressed against your back, hand still holding your wrist.

“What d’you think you’re doing? Huh? You’re mine tonight.”, he snarled into your ear.

You tried to wriggle out of his grip, but he pushed his weight against you harder. You panted, feeling your arousal gushing.

“Nuh-uh, princess. You’re not going anywhere. Can’t let you out of my hold or you’re gonna run.” He began open-mouth, wet kisses along the back of your neck and shoulders. “You think you’re so fucking smart. Keeping me full and fat... keeping me slow so I can’t catch you.”

Frankie bit down again, drawing out a whimper from you, then growled in your ear, “Jokes on you, baby. I’m still hungry.”

He dove his hand down your front into your leggings and ran his fingers in your folds. You whined and rutted your hips against his hand.

“You’re fucking soaked, princess. So fucking needy.”, he sneered, ripping his hand out from you and grabbing a fist full of your hair, forcing you to strain your neck and look at him.

“But I get mine first, princess.”, he growled, letting go of your hair and pulling you back from the wall by your arm, towards the den.

He let go of you once he got to the couch and sat down, leaning back with his knees spread to give room to his big tummy. He looked up at you, his amusement barely being contained behind his domineering exterior. But that gentleness was gone when he raised his eyebrows at you staring back at him.

“Well, princess? This dick isn’t gonna suck itself. Get on your knees.”

Kneeling between his open legs, you got to work trying to get his jeans open which was bit of challenge given that they were almost too small before dinner. Frankie was watching you with a smirk through lidded eyes, his belly rising and falling with each breath. “Come on, Mouse... don’t keep me waiting, baby.”

You huffed, giving him and irritated look, wanting to keep playing his game, but his  jeans were not opening.

He reached out and grabbed your chin forcefully. “Don’t give me attitude, Mouse. Last warning.”

Not thinking, you pulled your head back out of his grip and gave him indignant glare. “Frankie, your jeans are n-”

His hand went around your neck, and he pulled you towards him, eyes on fire and teeth clenched. “What did I just fucking say? Huh? You’re being a fucking brat and I didn’t order one of those with my meal.”

His other hand went down, and he was able to pop the button of his jeans open, his belly forcing the zipper wide. “Fucking easy, princess.”, he scoffed as he pushed you back from him. “Get to work.”

You looked up at him as you situated yourself between his knees. His face was stern with a clenched jaw, but his eyes were pleading with you to keep the game going. Moving his jeans, you could the see the damp area on his grey boxer-briefs from his leaking tip. Pulling those down, his cock sprung up against his belly, begging for your touch.

You pumped his cock and rubbed your thumb over the slit and Frankie sucked in a breath through his teeth.

“Don’t be a fucking tease, Mouse.”, he growled through gritted teeth.

His hand came out and grabbed your hair, pulling your head down, pushing your mouth over his cock. You swirled your tongue around the tip before you took his length down your throat. Your cunt was now drooling from his forceful actions and words.

“Yeah, please... baby... oh fuck yeah...”, Frankie groaned, as you bobbed your head up and down on his cock.

You needed a release. Your cunt was throbbing, and you whimpered around his length. You took a hand off his knee and snuck it down to begin rubbing your clothed pussy, praying for some relief.

Frankie looked down when you whimpered, his hand in your hair continuing to guide your movements. He saw that one of your hands on his knee and the other was nowhere to be seen. He yanked your mouth off his cock, pulling you up to look at him.

“You that fucking desperate, princess? Can’t just suck my dick, you gotta get yours, too? Fucking greedy brat.”, he snarled.

Frankie loved the vision in front of him: you were almost dangling from his grip in your hair, lips red and worried from your work on his cock, needy and begging for him. He let go of your hair, then gave you an evil smile and chuckled darkly, his hand now around your neck, holding you in place.

“Please, Frankie... please... I need ...”, you begged.

“My poor baby... what do you need, princess?”, he cooed mockingly at you.

You whimpered again, arousal robbing you of a vocabulary. You tried wriggling again from his grasp while holding on to his wrist.

“No words, huh? Just a fucking attitude.”, he sneered with a shake of his head. “You need me to fuck the attitude out of you. Teach you a fucking lesson.”

He pushed you back with enough force to have you land on your butt on the floor. Standing up, he tucked himself back into his boxers, jeans hanging off his hips and his belly pushing out. He looked down at you. “Get up, you fucking brat. Bed. Now.”, he barked.

You didn’t waste a second and all but ran down the hall to your room. Frankie came in behind you and began to roughly take your clothes off. Standing in front of him naked, he pushed you on to the bed.

“You’re gonna regret this, princess.”, he crooned as he grabbed you by the ankle and yanked you to the edge of the bed, then kneeled on the floor, grabbing your hips and pulling you closer. “Shoulda just behaved when you had the chance. You know I can stuff myself to the max and still have more than enough room to devour your pussy over and over and over...”

He bites down hard the inside of your thigh, enough so that you know there’s going to a bruise, and you cried out. You tried to get out of his grasp, but his grip on you tightened.

“I warned you, princess.”

He dove in and latched his lips to your clit and sucked. You screeched your hands went to his hair.

He pushed two fingers into your aching heat and hummed when he found that beautiful, sacred spot, and repeatedly hit it with each pump.

“Oh god... Frankie... please... please.... ohmygod....”

You could feel your walls begin to twitch and the telltale signs of your impending orgasm.

“Oh, Mouse... baby, you gonna come? Already?”, he cooed, as he slowed his fingers down.

“No, please don’t stop... Frankie, please!”, you cried out.

“Baby, I told you - you were gonna regret it.”, he said sweetly. “You gotta learn your lesson.”

You’d had enough. As much fun as it was being his plaything, you needed your release. You sat up and grabbed his shirt collar, pulling his face close to yours, nose to nose. You were vibrating from your failed orgasm and ready to draw blood.

You growled in his face. “I’m not playing anymore, Frankie. You’re either fucking me right now or I’m gonna-”

“What’re you gonna do, princess?” He gave you a cocky grin, his hands snaking their way up your body to your waist.

Your grip on his shirt tightened and you scowled. “This.”

You pushed him backward, him landing on his back on your bedroom floor. “Jesus Christ, Mouse!”, he hollered angrily, having caught him off guard. His full stomach was protesting the sudden impact he had with the floor, and he held it protectively.

He then tried to sit up, but you crawled up and sat on his thighs and pushed him back down forcefully. He tried once more to sit up, but between his heavy belly and you shoving him back, he knew it was no use.

“You had your chance, Catfish.”, you snapped at him, voice dark and demanding. “I want it. Now.”

His eyes went wide, taken aback by your use of his call sign and ferocity. Normally when you took control, you played the role of a femme fatal with a remarkable ease but were never forceful or physical like he was. When Frankie realized that he had pushed you to your limit, he melted, and he was thrilled.

“Oh fuck, baby…”, he moaned, reaching out to you.

You shoved his hands away forcefully, and pulled his boxers down, releasing his hard cock again. You grabbed it and pumped it a few times, while growling, “You throw me around like a fucking doll and look at you now. Too fucking stuffed to fight back.”

You spat on your hand and grabbed his cock, lubricating it. He grabbed your hips as you lined up with his length. Through gritted teeth, Frankie growled, “Take it, baby... yeah, take what you need.”

“Shut up!”, you snarled as you began to drop down and take him in.

You gasped as he bottomed out in you, eyes skewed in pain and relief all rolled into one. He watched your face contort and gently rubbed his thumbs soothingly over your hip bones, knowing that you would need a minute to adjust to his size.

“Come on, princess. You got me pinned to the floor and belly’s too fucking full to fight back… use me, baby… please… come on.”, he moaned, encouraging movement through his grip on your hips.

You started to rock your hips, and you planted a hand on his chest to steady you. Your rocking started to increase, and you let small gasps and cries out in time with your movement.

Between how tight and warm you were, the sounds coming from your mouth, and the view Frankie had over his belly of you bouncing on his cock, he was a wreck.

“Fuck… princess… feel so good… pussy’s perfect for me… ride me… that’s it, baby, fucking use me… take what you- what you need… fuck me, baby…”, he panted.

Your legs started to shake, growing tired, but you pushed on and increased your speed. You reached your hand down and began to rub circles over your clit, propelling yourself to the edge.

“Mouse… honey… slow down… I’m close, baby… I gotta get you- please… oh fuck, baby…”, Frankie begged, trying to hold out for you to get close, too, and then he felt your walls start to spasm.

“Yes!… yes, baby… I’m… fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck…Frankie!”, you cried out, your orgasm ripping through your body.

Frankie moaned a string of unintelligible obscenities, his hips bucking up into you as he spilled his load into you.

Both of you were breathing hard for what felt like minutes and years. You were trying not to collapse on his stomach, but he reached up and pulled you down for a kiss – the first proper one since you got home – and enjoyed the afterglow. He winced as your body laid over his strained belly.

“Fuck, Mouse…”, he breathed out, smiling.

You sat up and lifted yourself off of him then sat on his lap, while he laid on the floor, arms now behind his head.

“You okay?”, you asked quietly, rubbing his tummy with one hand.

“I’m good, baby. Just super fucking full and fucked out.”, he chuckled. “You’re a fucking beast.”

You continued to massage his tummy, and he grunted in approval. “Keep doing that… feels good, Mouse.”, he hummed.

“Frankie…honey?”

He looked up at you, puzzled expression on his face, to you looking back at him with a smirk and an eyebrow raised.

“I’m pretty sure you said you’d eat everything… and pussy’s for dessert, Frankie.”, you cooed and batted your eyelashes at him.

“You’re gonna be the death of me, baby…”, he chuckled smiling, and grabbed your hips to pull you forward to your favourite seat.

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TAGLIST:

@harryleatherfit @harriedandharassed

[nani-nonny]

Hey! Sorry for taking long to send my reaction about your latest ch, am sick at this moment and my legs are in f**king PAIN.

But back to ch 5; lord you don't know how hyped i am to FINALLY see splinter and leo put some logic in this peepaw's head and STEP IN!

The sling part got me a bit confused until i realized they don't have baby goods... Yet.

I actually love how whenever Leonardo want to shush lou he just turn her to face his chest xD a gentl way of saying " shut up ", i ever giggled at how blue was arguing with baby lou saying " he smells like fish " XD damn never thought war will make you smell like one... Until i remembered Leonardo swam in the ocean.

The mission to find CJ is still up and the fact April is in with brain an' brawl team is making it better ❤💛💜

Seeing blue arguing with leo made me sad because leo's insecurity hit but i giggled at how Leonardo saw blue as angry kitten xD just 💙🥹👌

And when splinter came with mini blue scarf i just went " AWWWWWW " now older leo has 3 kids 🥺🥺🥺 seeing blue embarrassed is just so adorable! Wait until everyone see and hear about it.

Awww :(, you’re sick too? I’m feeling a bit under the weather so I’m a little “bleh” for lack of a better word. I hope we both feel better soon… <3

But yes!! Splinter and Lil Leo trying to ring some bells in Leonardo’s ears like hello! Get out of that damn tunnel and look around! (And this is basically the baby sling situation vvvv)

Although the way Splinter didn’t is a little less complicated than that, and a little loose because the baby keeps dancing around in there. She’s a little chaotic and uncontainable lol

Sometimes you just gotta smother your baby in your chest, no biggie /j (fyi: don’t do this??? Babies need to breathe??? Not even day 1 and Leonardo is failing babysitting) But luckily, the baby doesn’t seem to mind his smell lol maybe it’s the turtle in her that likes fish smell hehe

And I hope no one has forgotten it’s only been about… 2 days? Since Leonardo came to the present timeline? Maybe by the time they find Casey Jr it’ll be the third. I’m joking don’t take my timeline organization seriously

Yess! Next chapter we should get some insight on how the trio are doing while on their part of mission to find Casey Jr! We get some April in the mix!!

Little Leo is just dumping all his recent thoughts on the big man and Leonardo’s just looking at him like: “oh. Why so small? Hehe, funny cat”

Leonardo. Sir. That child is hurt. Console him, talk to him, listen to him.

Splinter saw his opportunity and took it. Blue and Blue-squared. Blue and Baby Blue. Blue and Mini Blue. He just loves his kids <333

[killemwithkawaii]

I’m like. Okay. I’m not selfshipping with Sal because I don’t need to be adding more selfships and I haven’t even done my mha s/i but. I’m definitely thinking about it.

Also this entire blog is just,,, concentrated mental illness /pos (like I’m no different, pot to the kettle and all, right here with you bestie but it’s shocking at first lmao)

Also if it’s cool can I be 🌌 anon?

>Do iiit.... DOOOOO IIIIITTTTT (you know you wanna... you probably wouldn't be hanging around my blog if you didnt...~) >:3c

>Collect ALL THE FICTIONAL DATEMATES and make ALL THE S/Is 🌌 anon YOU👏DESERVE 👏IT 👏

>A mha s/i sounds like a lot of effort bc you gotta decide on a quirk and how that quirk would effect your physical appearance and personality and choose a badass hero (or villain) name and all that jazz, but since everyone in Sally Face are more or less '''regular''' people, your SF s/i could easily just be You, but a little to the left... you with like... a nifty jacket, or an unnatural hair color, or something. OR, you could go my route and divvy up your personality traits, aesthetics, mental illnesses and genders between like 6+ s/is you can select from based on your current irl preference/dopamine chase. No wrong way to do it, as long as you're having fun! uwu 👌

>"this entire blog is just,,, concentrated mental illness /pos" I was offended for like 0.3 seconds after reading that, but then I started WHEEZING and could not stop for like 5 minutes because you are absolutely Not Wrong lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (that's why my trigger warning tag list is do damn long sdlfjkaf) I'm glad you guys can bare witness to my BS and be like ' woah lol (same tho)'

>Thankfully, I'm feeling much better mentally than I have been in the past... few months... years, maybe...? It feels really good to finally be on the right track and be taking steps to get the help I need! :D

>While we're on the subject, I'm also very happy to report that it's looking like I WONT be having a depressive episode during Valentine Month February like i did last year, which is fucking awesome bc i don't want to miss out on the lovecore and yan >:3 vibes again. I just got back from the grocery store and seeing all the heart-shaped stuff had me feeling so many goods feels...~ 🥺👉👈💌💘🍬

>You have officially been added to the Anon Signoff Claim List! Welcome to the club, 🌌 anon~ 💖

[outlaw-monarch]

Agreed to all of the above.

My small contribution as a former pharmacy worker: if you are on ANY antibiotics, your doctor should probably be telling you to get a PRObiotic.

Why?

Antibiotic hits guts -> Antibiotics do their job & kill bacteria -> Antibiotics do SUCH a good job they ALSO kill the GOOD bacteria who your body keeps in areas like the stomach & vagina as helpful friends -> You get yeast infection. Or diarrhea AKA the poop miseries.

SO. My main advice is this:

Getting an antibiotic? Buy a probiotic too.

DON'T. TAKE THEM TOGETHER. You gotta give Ms. Antibiotic the time to do her damn job.

Take the ANTIBIOTIC with FOOD

Wait at least two hours

NOW you can have the Probiotic. To undo some of the friendly fire.

(Or start with the probiotic. Wait 2 hours, then have the antibiotic. I'm not the boss of you. The point is, never take 'em less than 2 hours apart unless you enjoy poop miseries.)

FAQ:

Aren't probiotics expensive?

Oh, hella. [Diet culture, gut health, etc, etc.] So- ignore the fancy ones unless you want them.

Acidophilis is your friend, should be available WAAAAY cheaper somewhere & does the same damn thing, thereabouts.

If you can't afford that / have trouble taking pills, etc, I guess a good yogurt wirh very little sugar would work too. [But again I STRESS, not at the same time as the antibiotic!]

Y'all take care now & good luck to your fancy biomes. 👌

Having a vagina honestly sucks bc it's like you have to do fucking alchemy just to prevent yourself from getting sick. You've got an intricate ecosystem of microorganisms down there that you're dependent on for your own well-being and they can be set off by the tiniest fucking thing

Keeping your pubes too short can cause yeast infections, but letting them get too long can also cause yeast infections. Washing the area with specialized soap can help prevent yeast infections, but it can also cause them. Your periods can cause yeast infections, and so can the medicine you take to stop your periods. Having sex can cause yeast infections, especially if the person you're having sex with is diabetic (???). Being diabetic can cause yeast infections. Wearing the wrong clothes or eating the wrong things can cause yeast infections. Not getting enough fucking sleep can cause yeast infections. The list is neverending

Luckily, yeast infections are fairly easy to treat with OTC medicine that you can find at any Walmart. BUT! Even if all of your symptoms indicate that you have a yeast infection, you have to take a test first to confirm that it's a yeast infection (they do not sell the tests at Walmart) bc you might actually have the opposite of a yeast infection (bacterial vaginosis) which has the exact same symptoms as a yeast infection but is caused by an imbalance of different microorganisms. And if you use yeast infection medicine to treat a bacterial infection it will light your pussy on fire. So if you have a bacterial infection, you must instead visit your local witch doctor (gynecologist) and get prescribed special potions (antibiotics) to treat it

Antibiotics can also cause yeast infections

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GANGANGGN IM BACK IN BACK I DIED YESTERDAY BC MY TWO TESTS KILLED ME BUT IT ACTUALLG WASNT THAT BAD I DID GOOD ON BTOH LIKE. 90 ON ONE TEST AND IDK IF IM OVER CONFIDENT BUT AT LEAST 95 ON MY SCIENCE ONE. MEIEHHE

NOBC I LVOE IT WHEN TEACHERS LIKE MAKE U FALL IN LOVE WITH A SUBJECT LIKE UMM i cang relate w anything all my teachers suck… BUT SURELY ICAN NAME AT LEAST ONE UMM literally none i lowk dont fw any subjects BC ALL MY TEAHERS ARE OPPS 💔💔 THAT LADY SOUNDS LIKE THE WORST TEACHER EVER HELLO SHE REMJNDS ME OF MY SCIENCE TEACHER GIVING US A TEST AND WE DIDNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO THE DAMN GRAPH.

HELOEM GODOBHE WHY WAS SHE SMILING MJKE THAT HELPME

omg i loved making income statements like OK IDK IF IT WAS A BALANCE SHEET OR INCOME STATEMENT ON MY TEST FOR HUSINESS BUT I REMEMBER GETTING THE TEST AND I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT MESS IT UP MUEHHEHE THE TEACHER WAS SO HAPPY BC HE THOUGHT HE WAS DOING SMTH WRONG AND I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT IT COMPLETELY RIGHT AMEN

why did bro come uo with a whole diff format HELLO

IN JESUS WE PRAY I LOVE THE LORD OUR GOD 🙏🙏

ITS OKAY POOKIE I REMMEBER MY RELIGION EXAM LAST YEAR I GOT 1. QUESTUON. WRONG. And that messed up my entire average bc if i got 100% i wouldve had 100% in the subject.. crying i couldve gotten the religion award even thi its lowk useless HelpmE

HELLME YOUR MOM IS LIKE MT DAD HE WILL LEGIT FIGHT ANYONE AND ANYTHING AND HE WILL JOT CHANGE HIS MIND REGARDLESS OF WHETHER OR NOT HES RIGHT OR WRONG (He thinks hes always right) (he is most of the time.) HELPME

no bc i swear if that teacher accused me of cheating i woukd kms BC WDYM??? IT WAS HW NOT COURSEWORK I SWEAR LIKE UGUHDIWHFKQHKFG

YAYAYAYYA THATS GOOD THAT POB WENT WELL YAYAYAYYAYA i acfuallt dont get past papaers what is a past paper ppl always say look at the past paper for studying!! MF I GOT NO PAPERS WHATGTHEUFICHAOGDKAVVS

OHEYAH yesterday we got our 1920s test back and… im not gonna even bother calculating my mark.. 💔💔 I DDI GOOD ON THE 1930s ONE IK THAT. nobc ppls immediate reactions when i get my test is to ask if im ok LIKE USUALLY ITS MY FRIENDS WHO DO IT VUT THERE WAS THIS ONE GUY YESTERDAY LIKE I GOT MY TEST AND I WAS JUST SCROLLING ON MY PHONE AND HE WELL OK HES MY FRIEND BUT ITS NOT LIKE WE’RE 🤞🤞 YK LIKE HES MORE OF A CLASSMATE THAT I TALK TO VC SOMEHOW HES ALWAYS IN 3/4 OF MY CLASSES BUT HE LEGIT GOT UP AND WAS LIKE ARE YOU OK????? LIKE HE GENUINELY SEEMED CONCERNEAND THE GUY THAT I USED TO LIKE (PB) HE WAS DOING “👍👊🫸🤘🤞👌👎🫷” ok that was over exaggerating it was more like a thumbs up side thumbs and thumbs down TO ALSO ASK ID IWAS OK LIKE HELPME WHAT but ig its bc theyre like.. concerned idk……….. At keags they care..!!!!!!!

Gang why are tou.. disappearifbg for six mot hs after december…. 💔💔💔💔💔 I am brocken. I woll be Hashatg EMO. 💔💔💔

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HAII POPO YESTERDAY I HAD EDPM(typing stuff er.. office work? IM DOING DIFFERENT TYPES OF DOCUMENTS IN THAT CLASS AND ALSO A SPEED TEST or sum) I THINK I DID WELL IN THAT EXAM i messed up my speed test bc THEY GAVE ME A SMALL LAPTOP MY FINGERS WERE KISSING EACH OTHER I TYPE ON A PC WITH YK AN ACTUAL KEYBOARD i finished the speed test tho its copying a passage from a paper and you have to write 45 words per minute heh.. i type 45 words per minute.. but its a pain in the arse fr bc you cant look at ypur keybaord OR use your pointy fingies alone ykwim each key has a finger for it and like WHEN I GET SCARED I SWITCH BACK TO POINTERS ALONE BUT I DO IT WITH SPEED THAT THE TEACHER DOESNT NOTICE unless she stares me down.. i9 gotta quit the habit soon tho LMAO but also i hate this new skill i have BC MY MOMMY PICKS ON ME "mara you do edpm, 45 words per miniute.. and make so many typos!!?" LISTEN HERE. IM NOT DOINFG EDPM RN AM I?!"?!

YIOPEAPSD GOOD JOBB

IKR SHE WAS MY FAVORITE TEACHER EVERR AND LIKE my class is kinda a delinquent when it comes to hw bc rarely anyone did it AND SHE DIDNT GET UPSET BC WHEN ITS EXAMS TIME WE ALWAYS PASSED if we didnt do our hw she was like okay ill give yall a few minutes to do it and ill correct LIKE OMG?

SHE IS SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW MY DAMN NAME swear im sure she will probably call me like maria or sum HOW DO YOU EVEN GET MARIA FROM MY NAME? i got called eye-mara anyways so ANWYAYS SHE JUST SMILES AT ME "theres a list of students who passed the assignment! *opens mouth but closes it and smiles* I forgot your name but youre one!" OKAY I WAS DUMBFOUNDED THAT MORNING

SAME I LOVED INCOME STATEMENT AND CASH BOOK for some reason i hate balancing my T accounts it makes me wanna quit fym one side is 67128 and my other side is 12981208912093 MAKES ME WANNA THROW MY PAPER

AMEN THANK THE LORD FOR WAKING UP THIS MORNING!!

OMG RELIGIOUS EDUCATION!!! IT WAS MY FAVORITE but my high school isnt roman catholic theres multiple religions here like hindu n stuff so i dont got religion anymore sadly.. MY FAVORITE IN MY OLD RC SCHOOL WAS THE EVENTS LIKE SOME MORNINGS PPL FROM THE CHURCH WILL COME from my church surprisingly AND THEY USED TO MAKE PRAYING SO EVENTFUL i was like i wanna pray everyday! THEN BOOM LAME ASS HIGH SCHOOL. lost touch with my religion sadly.. BUT I KEEP MY ROSARY WITH ME IN SCHOOL IN MY BAG its purple and preddy i like teaching my friends who isnt rc the rosary LMAO they used to play with the beads

LMAO MY OLDER BROTHER FRIENDS WAS SCARED OF HER UNTIL THEY SAW HER AND WAS LIKE this short lady? until they satrted hanging out at the house and saw her in her prime..

LMAO IKR

OVER HERE THE EXAM IM PREPARING FOR (reason why im leaving for 6 months ill explain later in the ask) THEY USE QUESTIONS FROM THOSE PAPERS BC ITS UPLOADED ONLINE AFTER THE EXAM AND THEY USE THEM IN OUR CURRENT EXAMS say for pob my topic to learn was business management my teacher will use a past paper question based off business management but its random bc theres like past papers from year 2000-2024 so she chiooses a random question from there AND I FOUND THE RIGHT ONE ON ACCIDENT RIGHT BEFORE THE EXAM SO I KNEW THE ANSWERS!!

NOOO AW thats so nice omg OLMAO THE HAND SIGNS IM GIGGLING YES RTHATS SO NICE THEY WERE CONCERNED unlike my class BRO ONCE A BOY IN MY CLASS THE TEACHER TOLD A BOY TO SHARE OUT THE TEST PAPERS AND I GOT MINE AND SOMEONE ELSES OWN and he got 0.. AND IW AS LIKE omg brio give this to the boy asap! NO HE DIDNT HE LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND THREW THE PAPER AT ME? TF IS THE JOKE AND THROW IT AT ME?? SO I THROW IT BACK AT HIM BC MY TEACHR WAS LIKE ONLY THE BOY COULD GIVE OUT THE PAPERS PLUS THE BOY WHO GOT 0 erm he had a crush on me and i accidentally was mean to him NOT REALLY TBH THAT WAS THE TIME I DIDNT TAKE MY MEDICINE SO I WAS REALLY WEAK AND I JUST WOKE UP AND DAWG MESSGED ME "do you dream?" WHAT IDK WHAT TO SAY SO I SAID "sometimes" HE WAS LIKE "um are you bored of me?'.. HUH so i kinda erm.. yk.. said no and bye in a non nice way THATS HIS FAULT BC I TOLD HIM ABT MY ANEMIA HE WAS LIKE "did i get you sick? im sick" BOY WHAT

IM LEAVING FOR 6 MONTHS AFTER DECEMBER BC IN MAY-JUNE IS MY FINALS TO LEAVE HIGH SCHOOL i9m gonna start studying december tho vut ill be active but after as soon as school starts back i have mock exams fym MOCK EXAMS ON MY BDAY? my gift is a maths paper fr.. then they send us home to start revising and boom exams and the success passing rate for maths over here is 36-48% im SO DAMN SCARED THEY MAKE EXAMS HARD OVER HERE AND FOR WHAT NOT TO MENTION CARIBBEAN PARENTS PUT A LOT OF PRESSURE ON YOU IF YOU DO0NT HIT THEIR EXPECTATIONS YOURE AUTOMATICALLY DUMB DOESNT MATTER IF THEY SEE YOU STUDYING THEY'RE LIKE you dont want a good future?? BC YOUR EXAM MARK HERE IF ITS BAD you basically cant get into uni or find a job you have to redo the exam theyre so strict and for WHAT

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The Ones Who Live opinions

In an effort to keep my blog Mostly Cegan, I’ve compiled my The Ones Who Live thoughts into one post that no one asked for! I’m open to discourse so let’s discuss 🗣

First off; WOW. It was incredible and everyone should watch it - even if you gave up watching TWD, TOWL is for you!

The Civic Republic and the CRM are SO cool. We see them a bit in World Beyond, and I’m so glad they expanded that part of the universe further in TOWL!!!

Six years really isn’t that long in the grand scheme of things; I think consignment could be fun for a while – plus, you’ll be in great shape when you’re let into the city 😉

Yeah I’d love it if Jadis/Anne could simply not exist please and thank you.

I hope there’ll be a limited series from the perspective of the Civic Republic and the various CRM-guarded safe zones/secret cities with a more in-depth view of them. World Beyond shows you how incredible the CR is, and why the CRM has to do what it does… To get meta with it, there isn’t a lot of rebuilding society in zombie shows/films; usually they either show the before or the after, but the TWD universe is showing the during 👌

What the actual fuck did poison gassing Michonne’s group do for the CR?? The CRM gained *nothing* from that; why did they do it??

Noooo Nat!

In episode three, the first time Michonne and Rick talk after he tricked her, the way she took his helmet off, threw it, and just glared at him is unintentionally hilarious. Like ‘this love is about to get conditional after what you just did’. He knows he fucked up, and he’d do it again in a heartbeat because his mind is Made Up.

Excuse me. Passive aggressive Michonne is my favourite person ever. Their snippy ‘heart’s not really in it because I love you more than life itself, to the point of detriment’ arguing while in life-threatening situations is adorable. “Commando, really?”

The Roomba! Hahahaha, love it. Rick and Michonne’s interactions feel natural, idk how to explain it but Michonne laughing and saying “that explains why it’s so spotless in here,” feels domestic and normal in a way that throws you right back to season five.

If these characters weren’t so well-established, their back-and-forth would have eventually crossed the line into being annoying, but because we know them and their journey so well, I was hanging on every word, man. Damn.

Not Rick shoving a knife through the fandom’s communal heart by dreaming about Carl… 

I appreciate that quick lift make out, then that quick car make out. Gotta get a smooch in while you can 😂 Also let me tell you, Rick wearing a plain jumper is *doing it* for me for some reason…

Uh. Hello Gabriel? I guess it makes sense because of Jadis but… didn’t expect to see him here…

Okay how is Rick tied to the bed - he has ONE hand??? Surely the tie would just slip right off? Unless he’s wearing his fake hand, but why would he be wearing it while sleeping? Is he faking?

Jadis/Anne/Bitchface was already an irredeemable asshole, but then episode five happened and OH MY GOD there’s a spoiler for Huck’s death! (I haven’t got to that episode of World Beyond yet and I’m dreading it). Though as much as Jadis is unpalatable, it’s difficult not to feel bad for poor Gabriel. He saw the best in her so he was ultimately the only one to lose her.

I was on the CRM’s side until that last episode – man, the Echelon briefing really shines a light on everything. But it’s good to know that the Civic Republic lives on!!

Rick, my man, why did you leave your insanely awesome hand behind? What was that about?

THE REUNION! I have no words.

[mllebabushkat]

☀️ Warrior Nun S2E3 🌙

ok lesgo ok lesgo oklesgo oklesgo oklesgoklesg

First min in and- !!!

"damn it to hell" then the Immediate sign of the cross HAHAHAHAHAHAA ICONIC

also bea actually Forgetting something?/ inconceivable-

ps i love whenever alba's portugese pronunciation shines through 🤩

pps i LOVE!!!! that Thing ava does whwenver she's with bea

where she holds her hands behind her back and rocks back and forth it's so cUTE PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺aaaaaa ykwim right

it's so innocent and adorable u don't get it i CANNOT HANDLE UGH

they are already giving off SUCH golden retriever gf + cool calm collected cat gf energy 🥰

lil shoutout to the thug-detecting scene that was neat

vincent el bastARDO >:((( ok fine the divinium tattoos are pretty cool

yessss ava's ✨cap reverse✨moment

ready to deck a bitch!!!!!

her combat has grown so much i am proud (as is bea i'm sure) :D

that tranq gun takedown was *mwah* perfect

"ava?" "!hi!" shit they're too cute <3

woozy bea is adorable~~~

hahahahaha the way cam yanks the two of them in

reunion scene yay my heart is a little fuller now <333333333

rip yasmine being reduced to a narrative dump character :")

burning question: how did duretti know?????? abt the adriel mole??

but oMG MUSEUM HEIST MUSEUM HEIST MUSEUM HEI-

i am vibrating off my chair yesss the montage

YESSSSS the grey habits they look SO CUTEEEEEE costumes dept still on point :D

particularly cam this is such a Look for her

that deliberate snake tempting eve painting backdrop? is that foreSHADOWING i spy?? :)

good lil cam + bea exchange i need more pls (again, valid points from both ends)

"god why have you forsaken me" wait wait what is this

bea's crisis of faith?

i need answers

"just a little theatre" excuse me duretti that was full on fucking torture lmao

good for him lol idm a lil iron maiden threatening

for me he's a meh guy with mostly the right idea but on the good side yknow, sorta the opposite of a likeable antagonist hahaha

NVM burning question answered if the zealots are leaving their tattoos uncovered willy nilly no wonder he found out,, can't cure stupidity ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

rip jillian she just wants to science gotta respect that lol

oh and bring her son home (nitpick: that's a weirdass photo lmfao)

but wtaf was that face in the footage uhh

in other news

MUSEUM HEIST MUSEUM HEIST MUSEUM HEIST MU-

helpless old nun!mother superion hahahaha

getaway driver!yasmine hahahaha

okk yasmine development cmon, valid reaction but glad she came in :D

also whose necklace did she get???? mary's????????

oh no cam's horror sequence 😭😭

btw loving the return of the tactical outfits :)) and ava's slicked back short hair is 👌👌👌👌👌

OH SHIT the crown oh shit vincent OH NO OH N

lilith???????

goddam cliffhanger

ANYWAY

NEXT-

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EYO BOIS ITS HORNY HOURS CUZ I DON'T POST THAT SHIT NEARLY ENOUGH LMAO- I AM INDOCTRINATING ALL OF YOU INTO DARLING PET

NSFW

Including very heavy size kink, size difference, breeding, you name it we got it- unless it's weird- breeding? bOOM- feral? douBLE BOOM! Primal? HERE- size kink? Size difference? baM BAM! Exhibitionism? FUCK IT SEMI PUBLIC! Instinctual shit? WHY NOT??? YOU WANNA BE BRED BY ALL 4 OF THEM? BITCH AIGHT POLYAMORY LETS GO- we have knots, we have breeding kink, we have heights, we have jealousy, hell I can make you or the character a fucking yandere- we got cockwarming

Let's go bois

Sitting on Ray's cock while he just thinks of ideas for a novel... or actually writing one- (that sounds like Ike lmao- Ike but a snake, gg)

Cockwarming 11/10

Which way you're facing is up to you- I'd probably prefer facing forward however facing him and rest head on chest 👌👌👌👌

He's prolly the most patient actually-

But eventually perhaps he mAY give in and fuck you on the desk.

I literally have imagined- its breeding season for all of them- still with me? Perfection. It's breeding season for all of them- you casually walking through the hall and first getting yoinked into Ian's room, him proceeding to fuck your brains out- he tries to get you to stay but "I have to feed my cat dude..."

Luke is next, he yoinks you in- he's a bunny... this has GOTTA be good-

And it is lmao-

Breed like rabbits I guess

Same thing, he clings on for you to stay but once again you haven't even made it to the kitchen to feed your damn cat-

Sean grabs you, same thing all over again- OH! Do note Sean has you on doggy style, Ian... he just said random bullshit go lmao- he probably did a mix of doggy style, mating press, OH he may have had you in missionary idfk- Luke absolutely had you in... idfk what the position is called however its the position where the person on bottom is on their side with one leg up, usually over the others shoulder. I don't care to remember names of it.

He gets you to stay the longest only because he's especially stronger however you still weasel your way out- how dare you. Rude ass.

You make it to the kitchen HOWEVER COMMA you have a feeling someone is trailing you.... watching you. Who is the only person you hadn't seen yet? Hm....

You get to feed your cat finally and are getting some like... cereal... and you swear you can feel someone behind you without them even touching you.

"Ray I swear to god if it's you I WILL find a way to throw you." Silence

Then you turn around and despite expecting it, he still makes you jump. Right behind you with a small, maybe slightly dazed?? Smile. Every time.

"God dammit Ray" "Sorry, it's just funny to scare you like that. You've finally been able to identify it's me without even hearing me." "That's exactly HOW I know it's you. The others have some sort of audio que, you don't. No wonder you're a snake. They're quiet as hell- can you please make a hissing sound or something?"

Ray pretends to think and just shakes his head "that takes the fun away~"

Of course-

Yes he is canonically quiet as hell for absolutely no reason- he scares the MC everytime because of that lmao

Its great tho

Then he cages you between the counter

"Ray, not you too... I hoped you wouldn't..." "Well actually it took longer to kick in than everyone else." "With great wisdom comes great control I guess-"

I'm a meme lord leave me the fuck alone I will word shit the way a wish if you don't like IT DUXKING LEAVE- DICJW

ANYWAYS!

Of course him being the oldest out if everyone of course he's definitely got his kinks sorted

"We're in the kitchen!?" "Your point?" 🗿

He bends you over the kitchen counter and fucks you like it's the end of the world- how were you walking even after the first 3?? No clue, it was miraculous. You must feed the cat, obviously.

Oh but he fills you so well like everyone else.

He carries you back to his room and now you're stuck there because you're absolutely not escaping this mans. If he wants you there yOU STAY THERE- even if he's in the most vulnerable of states, when he's going through ecsidysis (I can't spell lmao) he will keep you in his room at all costs.

Okay bUT- Ray will also absolutely fuck you later too. Does he have a favorite position? No because he cannot choose, they're all good.

Okay that's a lie he does quiet like the mating press and doggy style- no I'm not projecting zIP!

He will hold you by your throat, with your back against him, and fuck into you as much as he likes. But it feels good so you don't complain lmao-

Who is into what?

Ian is likely into semi public stuff, hell he'll get brave enough to just fuck you in the like... make over room he stays in in-between shoots because he's a fucking model.

Sean? No, he prefers to keep it private. It typically stays in the bedroom HOWEVER, breeding season is the exception, at that point he'll fuck you anywhere as long as it's in the house.

Luke... He'd fuck you in the car bro. Or anywhere in the house... he may prefer his room cuz of the bed tho. Pampered boi needs to stay pampered okay? Soft for days.

Ray is the party bro- I'm cONVINCED. He's stated he's lived longer than everyone else in the group. Hell it was either Luke or Ian who called him grandpa lmao- his profile says "33(??)", so he's definitely had more life experience. That being said he's definitely into a lot more risky stuff. He's lived long enough, he was successful as Darcy, I don't think he gives a shit at this point- he'll fuck you in broad daylight bro. And no one will realize it. You could be in a damn restaurant sitting with his cock in you and no one would be the wiser. He's so calm. Also if you're like me and not stimulated as easily, that's finessed instantly.

At the movies? He'll absolutely touch you during that. I promise he'll get away with even having you sit on his cock bro.

Don't get me started on if we make him a Yandere, y'all already know he CAN AND WILL WIN THAT- so would Sean but because of totally different reasons.

Bro you know the museum he takes us to?? For the Darcy showing or whatever? He will absolutely fuck you there, TEST HIM AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS I PROMISE-

At a park.

You name it, he can do it and will get away with it.

Bro he will have you cockwarm him on the couch, THE OTHER BOYS AROUND and it'd absolutely nothing to him. To be honest you probably wouldn't even need a blanket to cover lmao- yes the boys probably do know. Does he care? No. Should you care? Probably not.

Ray and Ian fantasies my beloved-

Oh you wanna talk Yandere for a minute?

Aight.

Luke, he's absolutely the manipulative psychopath. He will use his charm, his cuteness, his bunny like behavior and reel you in. Make you feel unafraid because he's JUST SO CUTE! HE'S AN IDOL!! He'll stalk you for a while and still seeming innocent... And then boom... suddenly you're locked in his room with no way out. You can't leave. You're not allowed to! Good luck escaping because his smell and hearing may not be as phenomenal as a cat or dogs.... he's small and can be ANYWHERE watching you waiting for the perfect second to strike. He can easily escape police if you send them after him because he's a bunny!

Ian... he sees you one day and decides he wants YOU. YOU ONLY. And if anyone looks at you they are GONE. And you can only look at him- he is a model after all. Why would you wanna look at someone else?? He will take you everywhere and flaunt you because you are his. But if anyone looks at you in a way he doesn't like... oh bitch- he can find their ass if he wanted to. Also good luck escaping, he's a Savanah cat, he has good hearing and sense of smell.

Sean will take you with strength alone, he doesn't need manipulation tactics fuck that. Just pick you up and walk home lmao- LIKE YOU SEE THAT GUY HE'S FUCKING RIPPED???? He meets you at his coffee shop... and for some reason he thinks you're the one, you're perfect in every way. They always say you don't choose the animal, the animal chooses you. That's also true even if the animal is in human form. And unfortunately he has chosen you. You won't be escaping his grip. And if you escape the house somehow, you're gonna end up back where you started anyways because he's a dog..... he CAN AND WILL TRACK YOUR ASS DOWN.

Ray... oh this is my favorite. He sees you... and decides you belong to him. He goes a different route. He befriends you in the library one day, and coincidentally he bumps into you at the Darcy museum thing... oh! I didn't know you liked this author! You let your guard down, he seems nice, he's relaxed, he always has a dreamy dazed type of look in his eyes, like he's not fully in reality but rather in his own world making stories while simultaneously being present. He's very charming and handsome. I mean when you think of a stalker you usually think of an ugly dude right??

Then he starts to toy with you- he likes to play with his prey, alright? He toys with you. He scares you without knowing it's him so you automatically go to him when you're afraid or feel as though you're being watched. He drives you into Stockholm syndrome subtly without even having kidnapped you. He leaves you gifts and eventually he outright hands the gifts to you. This isn't even the captured phase yet, either...

If you dare to realize what is happening, that's when he speeds up the process and swoops in and takes you forcefully- however he PREFERS to lure you in. He's a patient man, he could wait 2 years as long as it means a smooth capture and he has ensured you already rely on him. You're struggling with bills? Groceries? Oh, it's alright! I have plenty to spare, I'd be happy to pay them for you! He will be your sugar daddy bro you don't gotta ask. This dude is a successful author- once he lures you in, he gives you a sedative. Giving him time to lock the doors and keep you in his room.

Once in capture, you're stuck there. If you try and leave? That's impossible. He knows where EVERYONE is. He knows where you are especially. And if someone looks at you the wrong way... he knows where they live already. But why would you wanna leave? He spoils you!

he bought a big expensive ass house with that author money. Like bro imagine how many voicebanks he could buy me?! OR BETTER YET PRIMOS- I COULD GET C6 OF EVERY CHARACTER I EVER WANTED! You could get the outfits locked behind genesis crystals! You could get anything! You want pets? Here have all of them! Oh you want Vocaloids? Here! I bought every voicebank hou ever mentioned! They could be discontinued like Miriam and he still found a way! He's got contacts bro! You want horses? Aight here's your favorite horse breed! You shall live lavishly especially if you've been poor. If you grew up poor? You about to grow up RICH AS FUCK- the things you couldn't get as a kid? You have them now.

He might be the most tolerable solely because he spoils you with gifts, as you should. You tolerate the being imprisoned because of that lmao- all he asks for in return is love and affection! And by this points he's already manipulated you into trusting him again and loving him! And buying you gifts just makes you love him more! You were in no way a gold digger, no. He's doing this on his own volition. He thinks you deserve the world. You want Project DIVA ARCADE? He'll get that and suddenly you have your own damn SEGA arcade! He can get you every project diva game. A gamers dream- you can get all the Apex heirlooms! Especially your favorite characters!

He gives you the most freedom.

Luke keeps you in his room most of the time. He doesn't wanna take a chance so he doesn't let you roam the house.

You have a vague sense of freedom from Ian because he takes you with him to his photoshoots! However you are not to leave his side and you are to stay in view of him during his photoshoots.

Sean won't fucking let you leave. He may let you go to his Cafe with him, but if you wanna help out you're staying in the back. He can't risk losing you at all! He will check on you OFTEN.

Ray is the most lenient surprisingly. He lets you wander around the house and even in the yard! He's like 110% sure you're too far gone to even think about running away! Even if someone tried talking sense into you, it won't work. He's got you in a choke hold.

That's all I got rn lmao

[themeganator5000]

🤡🎢🎶🧠 (and good luck with homework 😩)

Alright, this one got a lil long so buckle in (also thank u king!! 🥹)

🤡 What’s a line, scene, or exchange you’ve written that made you laugh?

MAN, that’s a toughie. What’ve I written that HASN’T made me laugh?? Uuuhhhhh obviously all of Truth or Don’t You Dare, that’s probably my favorite fic ever ngl. Okay, I’m bad at decisions so we’re just gonna do a lil Best Of list rn let’s goooo

Pretty much all of this scene from One Night in Portorosso just cause I can see it so clearly:

And damn, Without You is really funny too. Underrated classic 👌

Oh my god, how could I forget Pornos and Protostars??? This whole damn fic is a gold mine 🤩

(P.S. i like to think that Guido is Portorosso’s local gay porn dealer and Alberto bought all his magazines from him in private. i do not know where Guido gets them. maybe Ercole.)

Luca HAS to some kinda weird space kink, right?? Like,, just fuckin lookit him

And Alberto making suggestive drawings of his then-best-friend at age sixteen is just 😘👌

Uugghgjkdhfkfhgk i know there’s more but this post is already so damn long i gotta stop. But trust me my dude, i write da funny shit, it’s what i do 😜

🎢 Which of your fics would you call your wildest ride?

Oohohohiohh definitely Truth or Don’t You Dare ���

I won’t spoil anything for the select few who see this post and haven’t read it yet, but here’s a quick summary:

🎶 Do you listen to music while you write? What song have you been playing on loop lately?

Answered!

🧠 Pick a character, and I’ll tell you my favorite headcanon for them.

Okay, so I more or less answered this like a year ago here, but obvi I’ve had some more thoughts since then. And, y’all are gonna hate me for this, but I do have a favorite.

I think Luca and Giulia should hook up in college.

Not as a long-term thing, more like a one-night stand (but possibly without any actual sex, i still like my asexual Giulia headcanon). I see them going to the same college together, Luca studying astronomy and Giulia studying marine biology, and they’re roommates cause it’s cheaper and they practically grew up together anyway. Luca’s already securely with Alberto at this point and Giulia thinks she’s a lesbian, so it’s all whatever. Everyone’s all happy, Luca loves Alberto, Giulia loves both the boys as her best friends/family, Alberto is no longer jealous of Giulia, yadda yadda yadda.

But like. What if they fucked it up.

What if they kissed. 😳

Idk I just think it’s a fun and interesting scenario cause like, Luca is missing Alberto and he’s all sad that Alberto’s not there, but like. Giulia is. 👀

fhdjjwhfk idk there’s kinda a lot to explain which is why I don’t talk about it much but I’ve already written one fic about it (which is kinda underrated in my opinion). And I know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but I just think their bond is so strong it’s almost hard not to imagine them in a semi-polyamorous relationship (i ain’t doin incest tho srry). I’m also working on another Giulia/Luca/Alberto fic where essentially everybody just goes to town on Luca and it’s great, but I have no idea how to wrap it up so no promises that’ll be out anytime soon :P

Thanks for letting talk at’cha! 😋

[wimsiecal]

What did you thought of the new Helluva Boss episode?

DUDE

DUDE

Okay so at first I was a little... confused? Mostly because of Blitzø. I know he's always been kind of obsessed with watching Millie and Moxxie, but him and Mox seemed to have a bit better of an understanding in the last episode, so I wasn't sure why he wasn't listening to him when he told him not to come and it was just something for him and Millie.

It is typical Blitzø yeah but... idk.

I think the main part that confused me is... if he knew that Fizz was there and he didn't want Fizz or the M&Ms to know he was there, WHY WOULD HE STAND UP AND BASICALLY ANNOUNCE HIS PRESENCE?? Like yeah maybe he just really wanted to stand up for them which is nice but... idk it just came off really ...odd??

"Oh I gotta secretly watch my employees/friends on their marriage anniversary, and try really hard to get into this place and bring my regal boytoy just to get in... oh my ex rival thing is here now I gotta hide from him too... HEY GUYS IT'S ME BLITZØ HERE IN THE OPEN FEEL FREE TO POINT OUT EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG EVER"

VGGFJgsjxjsjdhnf idk xD

Blitzø aside... (for now) I thoroughly enjoyed Stolas in this. He was absolutely adorable!!

"That's a mood, Gabriella" <- is going to be my new favorite quote

"Oh! Oh my! Oh no! No but yes!"

hggmhf almost everything he said just made me smile, and he was so excited to go on a date with Blitzø and it was so precious!!! He was so sad beforehand so he really needed an outing... which obviously didn't turn out for the best but at least he was a little happier at first..?

And then him getting embarrassed for being seen with an imp... wow. Honestly didn't think I'd see that from him. Mostly because he's been so out in the open about it. To literally everyone. I guess the higher-ups are what gets under his skin. He's royalty, I guess he's got a reputation to maintain in their eyes.

Not much to say about M&M, they were adorable as usual. I loved the way Millie looked in her outfit and that lipstick on her was gorgeous <3

Ok now... that song.

Wow!!!! That song!!! Ozzie can sing dude!!

To be expected but still holy moly he nailed it!! I have been listening to that song and thinking about it for days man xD

I adore Fizzaroli. Hands down. I thought I liked his robo version but the real deal is so much better.

What can I say? I love chaotic characters with this like asshole side to them xD

It was cool to see Verosika again, she pretty much admitted what the whole fandom knew to be true all along that Blitzø didn't reciprocate

Anyway. That car scene??? 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

Holy moly. Brandon... how are you so talented?? Seriously how was he never a VA before?? Absolutely fantastic performance.

You could just hear and feel everything in Blitzø's tone. You could tell what he meant. He felt like Stolas only wanted him for sexy times and not an actual relationship. Damn.

He wants a relationship with him but he's so broken and doesn't feel like he's worthy or that Stolas really wants anything more.

Hearing Stolas just talk to him in a calm and soft way "we could talk or watch a movie" ohhh it broke my heart gghghhhggj

The end scene completely broke me. Poor Blitzø, seriously. He's just so messed up. Those pics were definitely him and Fizz and they dated. No changing my mind. Gosh..

But he purposefully went through those photos and the fact that all he had to do was see one picture of his family and it broke him down like that really says something about how much he loves them. Are they even still alive..??? What happened to them?

Anyway, yes! Sorry this was so long. I loved it! It was very very good! They deliver bangers almost every single time 💗

[sun-flowerfields]

(Your lovelies with my Naruto Muses)

@historias-multorum Oh man look- LOOK YOU UNLOCKED ONE OF MY SECRET MUSES AND NOW I HAVE TO EVENTUALLY MAKE A BIO! But really there so many horrible ships and interactions i want with you and just- 👌

Pairings under cut.

DoYoung Jangnim Pairings:

Izuna Uchiha- I just love the thought of her hating these people so damn much but they seem to surround her. Like she can be extremely pissy about them but we all know these Uchiha are growing on her.

Itachi Uchiha- Hey they share a work buddy, even if Do kind of disrespects Kisame. She at least has the balls to do it in his face. He'd be constantly amused by her horrible antics. Why is this hoblin woman handing me food? Where did that even come from?

Karin Uzumaki- Hey sis what's up 👋. Uzumaki shenanigan's. She will drag Karin into chaos. Science sounds cool, but putting it into practice would probably blow Do's little brain. Hunting for old man Ga as a bonding experiment and it ending with them kicking him while he's balled up on the ground. Look I live for these girls.

Madara Uchiha- Pure sin tbh, it would be so damn Toxic. Like "Ah an Uzumaki mixed woman- for FWEEEEE?!?" Shes gonna try to fight him a lot ngl. "Look me in the eyes when we talk motherfucker." The actual audacity- but also she will literally look him in the eyes and you gotta respect that.

Yuho Inuzuka pair's:

Hana Inuzuka- Same clan! Dog- so many dogs. Hana waqtching Yuho lay on the floor and cry because one of her students called her old. Winter trips to Kumo please!!!

Sasuke Uchiha- "I remember you being a sad motherfucker in school. Wanna go see some puppies, you probably need it." Will bring him fizzy drinks and listen to his problems.

Ichiban Hyuuga pair's:

Hinata Hyuga- Same clan and same branch. She's probably run into him a few times before being steered away. Ichi was a giant Hyuuga heart throb with a shitty past and a love for his baby sister, that's right up her alley. "I can fix him I swear 🥺"

Tsunade- A bit of an age gap but he's perfectly fine with that. Tsunade beating his ass and dragging him back to the village kicking and screaming would be HILARIOUS! "Mommy, I'm sorry- Mommy?"

TenTen- She deserves so much. Here have a Hyuga Tens, you deserve it. Them meeting when he's all busted and bruised would be such a classic movie moment.

Karin Uzumaki- It would be kinda Toxic, he's a bit daft and that would result in some smacking. Them meeting while in the land of tea and he's just fucking awe struck. Is the equivalent of a golden retriever.

Sook Ga Uzumaki pairs:

Tsunade- Look, I'm not saying he'd be a simp but- he'd simp. Them working on recording Uzumaki scrolls and techniques that are dying out. Tsunade helping him with smithing when he can't wear his prosthetic sounds bad ass.

Izuna Uchiha- He approached first and it left an impression LOL. Uzumaki's x Uchiha's is a winning mix lets be real. Sook is old enough to know about Izuna so seeing this fucker has him confused, he doesn't ask though because he's a good boy gdi.

DoHwang Jangnim:

Hinata Hyuga: she's so tiny and shy, he loves that. Gentle woman, kind woman, will rip your throat right out though- he's impressed. Hwang is extremely pretty, but very blind. Them walking arm and arm and her describing the sky and he's just swimming in her words. Very slice of life and fluffy.

Karin Uzumaki- They share Uzumaki blood. Karen restoring his eyes and that being a huge ass moment between them because she's the first thing he see's. Him sneaking her little gifts when he's in the area from his missions. 10/10 would court like a princess.

Itachi Uchiha- Blind big brother issues. Might have a lot more in common than they think with Hwang being a retired Hunting captain. There will be some outrage from Hwangs side because he would never push his sister to revenge for his own selfish need to die. Will be willing to work through that with the other man though.

[not-the-nice-thing]

BIG MOUTH S4! BEING A KID IS HARD!

SPOILERS AHEAD!

Hey, so instead of doing my homework I spent the afternoon watching the new season of Big Mouth. I decided to make notes while watching and I think it’s only right that I share them.

* Gotta love the representation, glad they introduced a trans character and dealt with the storyline well

*Camp Councillor Harry is so British it’s perferct

* Tito the anxiety mosquito is such a mood, that’s really how it feels for me when I’m panicking

* I hate Seth, complete shit head

* That heavy period Jessie got was something every girl has experienced (also I’m super scared of using tampons too)

* Jay and Lola are super cringy but then I’m slightly dying of laughter

* Andrews shit was super scary and I wanted to puke

* Jessie and Natalie’s friendship is so fucking beautiful

* I. LOVE. COACH. STEVE.

* I feel super bad for Jessie, moving to a new school is hard

* FUCK U DEPRESSION KITTY

* Andrew and Nick are fucking nonces (Andrew possibly more but he’s always been creepy)

* I need Cafeteria Girls to be a real show

* Connie riding on a wave off discharge is iconic

* Jays reaction to Lola’s stepdad being a terrorist 👌

* Missy struggling with her identity breaks my heart but then she breaks the forth wall and I die

* Devon singing about code switching was cool cause I learned all about it last year in English language

* Matthew was a complete dick to Coach Steve about 9/11

* KEEP. TALKING. BOUT. RACE. ISSUES. PLEASE.

* Michael Angelo is an asshole

* Connie broke up with Nick 😭😭😭😭

* Adult Nick is such a fucking bitch boy

* Cum diapers 😂

* The sex cult was the best thing that whole episode

* GLOBAL WARMING IS A THING PEOPLE!

* Women like to pleasure themselves, get over it boys

* The kingdom analogy was just perfect

* “It’s Adam and Eve, not Chuck and Larry” 😂

* Spunk history needs to be a thing

* Aidan and Matthew are officially my favourite couple, thanks for the lesson boys

* The Glouberman method was scarring

* Michael Angelo is a piece of shit, what an abusive (brace for it) cunt

* Blue balls < free tampons

* Guys shouldn’t get so defensive, penises are funny

*Damn child divorce is more crazy than child marriage

* WE ALL BLAME BRITTANY

* Why the fuck are u trying to fuck your cousin at your grandpas funeral, Andrew?

* I could seriously kill Matthews mother (homophobic bitch)

* SHES CRYING! DONT KISS HER NICK! FFS!

* Matthew has the voice of an angel, his song is officially my favourite of this season

* I’m glad Jessie is moving back home but her saying goodbye to her mum just got to me

* JESSIES THERAPIST IS A (TOAD) FROG WONAN I LOVE THIS

* Drugging kids? Nice one sorority girls

* Recreating SAW? noice

* Lola you fucking bitch! HOW DARE U REJECT JAYS CONFESSION OF LOVE LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!

* Fuck the pillows are back!

* Downward dick

* Damn Missy’s voice change is adorable

* Nicks a lost soul 🥺🥺🥺

* Gotta love the gratiToad

* Awwwwwwwwwww Lola does love Jay yeah!

* Connie as Beyoncé? That’s a concept that I can get behind

* Matthew came out to his dad, that’s the supportive attitude parental we need

* My only thought when watching the Nick Birch vs Nick Starr battle was “when is Andrew gonna get a good character arc?”

* Yas Lola! Girl power!

* Damn Nick accepting himself got me all emotional

So yeah, I hope you like my notes. I liked that this season really tackled some big issues that kids, as well as adults, face. I loved it and now I can’t wait for the next season (my hopes are super high). If you want, start a conversation in the comments. Bye for now!

[lethalhoopla]

When I finished and noticed I thought about you and what your thoughts would be on that tid bit.

I like the small details they have when it comes to the different gendered Sheps. I just wonder why poor bro Shepherd gotta be left out. Let him be apart of the family, Anderson.

Though I suppose it might just be a difference in how he views Shepard as whatever gender they are? Don't know the full reason but my guess probably has to be.

Male Shepard could handle himself, at least Anderson thought so, yes he is close with him, he would fight and die alongside him but not? In a son-father kind of light? Maybe he did but didn't wanna just drop it on him out of the blue, perhaps due to how some guys think they can't really be that open and emotional.

But with female Shepard he felt more comfortable since oh women do tend to be emotional and open with that. Personally find that to be bullshit if it's the actual reason to be honest. It only came to my thoughts due to sick tired brain.

In my eyes and many others I feel, Anderson basically adopted Shepard, don't matter their gender. That's his kid, I'm dying on this hill.

Also definitely was worth the Tali romance 👌 I may do a few more playthroughs romancing others like Miranda and Thane. Not Jacob though, never him. Cheating asshole who throws a damn fit if you break it off with him, big baby.

It might be a slight difference in choices, but it seems there's a high chance of broShep getting called "son" by Anderson, at least! Though... yeah, man, the energy that 'child' has is so different from 'son', even if they're trying to do the same thing. It's even weirder that they had the VA record the 'child' version for femShep, but the 'son' version for broShep. It's such a purposeful choice - the only thing I can think of is that they had 'son' first, then were struggling to have an option for femShep... and 'daughter' really doesn't have the same potentially casual fondness that 'son' does, so they awkwardly landed on 'child'.

But totally, Anderson (especially by 3) has big Oops All Dad energy. Regardless of Shepard's gender! I support this awkward long-distance space family, dammit. (And Anderson lowkey trying to make up for the, shall we say, emotional 'distance' in 2, haha).

Also if you're playing the PC version, I know for sure there's a mod on Nexus Mods that allows for femShep to romance Miranda! (Also Jack~). And Thane is SO GOOD though my heart can't handle what happens in 3... how dare you do this to one of my favorite alien men bioware

Jacob is perfectly chill as a bud but holy hell shit gets so weird if you romance him. Especially given his choices in 3 and that he literally has a kid with another lady. Like. W h a t. It's uh, no wonder that he's one of the least popular romances...

[xserpx]

4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 12, 15, 16, 18, 19, 20, 22, and 24, for the bookworm asks, please?

4. Most overrated classic book?

There's very few classic books I've read that I think are overrated, tbh. Maybe I've just avoided reading the bad ones. There are a few that left me confused as to why anyone enjoys it, like Left Hand of Darkness, but it obviously is a classic for good reason and it feels stupid to call it overrated.

5. Most overrated modern book?

At the moment, Gideon the Ninth. I just don't get it.

6. What stereotypical “bookish” things do you like or own?

Aside from keeping my goodreads account up to date, I can't really think of anything I like that is particularly "bookish".

7. (Already answered)

9. Do you finish books no matter what, and if not, what makes you quit?

I try to finish books as best as I can, especially when I definitely don't like them, because when I give reasons why I don't like them I like to be fully informed. If I DNF it's because a book has failed to hold my interest. Hatred isn't the opposite to love, apathy is.

10. Favorite nonfiction book?

I really don't read much nonfiction beyond pop-psych and the occasional investigative journalism. Empire of Pain by Patrick Radden Keefe is great, Status Anxiety by Alain de Botton, and So You've Been Publically Shamed by Jon Ronson are pretty fun.

12. What’s your opinion of pictures in books for grown-ups?

Awesome. Gotta love illustrated versions of classics like Frankenstein and The Rime of the Ancient Mariner. I definitely don't think pictures are only for children.

15. (Already answered)

16. Favorite genre(s) and author(s)?

I think at the moment my favourite genre is Napoleonic War-era naval fiction. My favourite author is Patrick O'Brian. I Could say fantasy is a favourite genre too, but that's so sprawling a monster that it hardly counts, does it? Abercrombie, Pratchett, Colfer, and it feels weird not to include Jim Butcher, damn him.

18. Favorite and least favorite books read for high school classes?

I enjoyed most of the reading I had to do for class. The assignments were the killer, but the books/reading were fun in themselves. Frankenstein was my favourite. Lord of the Flies might have been my least, but it was still pretty great.

19. What’s a book you love that other people don’t “get” or understand?

Aside from Mansfield Park, which seems like the obvious one (Fanny Price is amazing, actually), probably Blood Rites by Jim Butcher. It's my blorbo of books, though frequently gets rated pretty low on tier lists.

20. How does your choice in reading material compare to your family’s?

My choices tend to be fluffier. My twin sister and I have fairly similar tastes, though she skews toward darker, more serious stuff I think. She's my go-to for recommendations though and has a good instinct for what I'll enjoy. My eldest sister doesn't read much fiction these days, although she was an English major, and my middle sister intimidates/inspires me a bit with her collection of classics. My dad appreciated books a lot but didn't read much fiction, and my mum never reads fiction.

22. (Already answered)

24. Favorite book title?

The Wine-Dark Sea, Last Argument of Kings, I love the Dresden Files' two words of the same length title scheme. Monstrous Regiment is 👌. And the James Bond book titles are properly iconic.

[punkscowardschampions]

Kayleigh & Jesse

Kayleigh: JT Kayleigh: did I tell you Jameson: ??? Kayleigh: my mom and dad are going away next week Kayleigh: my nan is staying over and she's in bed by like 8pm Jameson: No way Jameson: sick Jameson: you having a sesh then? Kayleigh: what do you think we should do Jameson: well you should obviously invite me 😁 Jameson: its just how soundly nan 😴 Kayleigh: she's so so so old Jameson: 😂 n'awh Kayleigh: my parents too fyi Kayleigh: if you still 🥰 after a week Kayleigh: best behaviour never Jameson: yeah? Jameson: sounds promising Jameson: 🤞 Kayleigh: 😉 Jameson: Are your friends invited this time? Kayleigh: 🤔 Jameson: 🙏 Kayleigh: I'll give you the first day Kayleigh: and night Kayleigh: decide after Jameson: Works for me Kayleigh: smooth retort Kayleigh: what else would you like to say to me Jameson: 🤔 Jameson: 😋 Jameson: You up for the dance or are you deciding after on that too Kayleigh: I have an answer ready Jameson: ??? Kayleigh: I thought you'd never ask Kayleigh: 🥰 Kayleigh: I can't wait to go with you Jameson: It'll be fun Jameson: you'll see Kayleigh: we should dance together alone first Kayleigh: don't you think Kayleigh: come over Jameson: right now Kayleigh: nobody else is here Kayleigh: I can't guarantee alone later Kayleigh: Josh and Lizzie come and go Jameson: we need to be alone proper yeah Kayleigh: totally Jameson: I'll be right there Jameson: let me just finish up here Kayleigh: [some kind of mild thirst trap selfie moment like hurry up] Jameson: you're so pretty Jameson: and I'll hurry Kayleigh: my friends are still talking about you Jameson: all good, I hope 😏 Kayleigh: 😉 Kayleigh: I can't wait to tell them what a good dancer you are Kayleigh: they'll be so so so jealous Jameson: you deserve a lad who can do it good for you, I reckon Kayleigh: that's you Kayleigh: I know it Jameson: 🙈 Kayleigh: don't be shy Kayleigh: it should've been you ages ago Jameson: How come I'm only just finding out about you? Kayleigh: 🤔 Kayleigh: 😋 Jameson: I see how it is 😂 Jameson: okay mysterious girl, keep your secrets Kayleigh: you're a mysterious boy too Kayleigh: I gotta be a girl you'll like Jameson: I already like you, Kayleigh Kayleigh: 😊 Kayleigh: you can have this dance then Jameson: 🙇 Kayleigh: is that how it's gonna be Jameson: for this dance, maybe Kayleigh: I'm so so happy I chose you Kayleigh: I wanted to dance with you before, but we were both drunk Kayleigh: and now I barely remember that party Kayleigh: only Cammie was drunker Jameson: I remember Jameson: just about 😉 Jameson: yeah she was twatted though 😂 Kayleigh: 😂 why haven't you taught her how to 🍾 Kayleigh: keeping secrets from her too 😉 Jameson: Oh, believe me, I've tried Jameson: can't teach a high tolerance Jameson: 😏 gutted Kayleigh: what are you gonna try and teach me Kayleigh: whatever it is Kayleigh: you won't be gutted by me Jameson: fucking hell Jameson: you're hot, you know that Kayleigh: I know you need your secrets but Kayleigh: if you tell me how many girls have heard that from you before Jameson: Nah, I'm not that type Jameson: and anyway, I mean it, and still would even if I'd said it about other girls, its true for you Kayleigh: I like you JT Kayleigh: keep giving right answers Jameson: 👌 Kayleigh: 🥰 Jameson: how are you cute too Jameson: unfair, save something for the others, like Kayleigh: the others don't have you Kayleigh: I do Jameson: 😍 Kayleigh: how will I ever stop looking at you Kayleigh: long enough to do anything Jameson: you can look at me when we dance Jameson: I'll lead Kayleigh: 😳 damn Jameson: see, so cute Kayleigh: so breathless Kayleigh: you're gonna trigger my asthma Jameson: Awh Jameson: deep breaths Kayleigh: will you be here before I hit the floor Kayleigh: 😂 Jameson: 💪 count on it Kayleigh: you are fit, I reckon I can Jameson: 😳 Kayleigh: 😍 Jameson: you promise you're alone, yeah? Kayleigh: [empty house tour video moment] Jameson: 🙌 Jameson: I'm 5 away, see you soon Kayleigh: 🙌 Kayleigh: [another thirst trap selfie moment reclining somewhere like] Jameson: 🏃 Kayleigh: pace yourself please Kayleigh: I'm not a one slow song kinda girl Jameson: I could ask you to do the same Jameson: but I ain't gonna Kayleigh: that's for the best Jameson: yeah? Kayleigh: I think so Jameson: 🤐 Kayleigh: tell me what to do when you get here Kayleigh: not before Jameson: Jesus Jameson: where the hell you been hiding, seriously Kayleigh: Josh and Lizzie both have big shadows Kayleigh: everyone tends to notice them first Jameson: I get that Jameson: its the same for me Jameson: but I 👀 you Kayleigh: I'm not letting you out of my sight Kayleigh: like ever Jameson: I'm not going nowhere Kayleigh: if you mean it Kayleigh: stick around when my parents have gone Kayleigh: I'll give you the full week Kayleigh: bona fide staycation Jameson: I'm happy to prove myself Jameson: don't need to promise nothing Kayleigh: we should've got together sooner Kayleigh: this totally works Jameson: 😂 Jameson: passed then? Kayleigh: I haven't started testing you Kayleigh: that's when you're here Jameson: 🤔 Jameson: 👍 Kayleigh: the door's open