#Why did I even bother

[okaydays22]

about the job hunting... yeah, it didn't work out :-( dear employers pls be honest whlie writing a job description if it's 24/7 under constant pressure no work life balance fuck you i'm not surprised you can't fill this position

[daniwib]

BuckTommy shippers: we love BuckTommy, we want more fic of them!

Me, posting a BuckTommy fic: gets 4 comments vs 5 times that many on a Buddie fic 2 days ago.

Yeah, that’s not encouraging me to write more BuckTommy.

[nkogneatho]

my classmates presentation made with AI got approved while i worked my ass off for 3 days on mine and my professor still asked me to modify all the slides

[theclouds43]

I always wondered why I liked you.

There's just something about you

that makes me smile inside.

It's not your fluffy hair or

your effervescent soul.

Not your warm eyes,

yet distant and cold,

Not your goofy smile,

or your sadistic smirk

It might not be

your hearty chuckle

nor can it be

your soft lingering touch

it can't be,

your sadistic comments

which break me down inside

still I smile

It shouldn't be

the way you play with my hair

or your polite demeanor for women

Is it that spark in your eyes,

when I catch you stealing a glance

or when you laugh?

It can't be these things about you,

and so, I still wonder why I liked you

[stoner-with-a-boner]

men suck

[adropofhumanity]

so thomas sheldon kills a beautiful horse. no comment.

[bluebubblebits]

wish you would sit on that bench with me laughing and talking about life but i kept on waiting for u to come

[deadcaralarm]

everytime i eat sausages im reminded of the absolute hell they are for sensory issues but they also taste good. Like i want to eat them but holy SHIT please get this away from me before i cry

[roseus-eli]

I'M GONNA CRY LMFAOOO WHY DID I DO THAT😭😭😭😭 I SHOULD'VE JUST MINDED MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS

[shanie]

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[the-winds-of-destiny-xxx]

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[caramelldansenu]

[merlins-strawberriesandroses]

POV you’ve informed the Queen and the Court’s Sorcerer of something and they very clearly know something that they’re not letting on

[fenicearts420]

Gee, thanks Universal for ruining my favorite movie of all time. Much appreciated.

[genericpuff]

new genre of LO comedy unlocked: watch the LO wiki editors fight for their lives to justify entire articles for characters who only showed up once and then disappeared forever

"well, themis is pregnant so that must mean SOMEONE knocked her up, right??? put that in relationships, that counts"

"charon's abilities... ferryman... boat... he ferries a boat! therefore he must be very good at ferrying boats! write that down!"

"now hold on, let's not completely discount the idea of artemis' pet wolf having some kind of relationship with someone later on, i'm sure rachel will answer that soon"

[magnusbae]

Obsessed with how Obi-Wan calls Anakin right after having a conference call with the other Jedi Masters because the moment Anakin said he'll do as 'instructed' Obi-Wan knew with absolute confidence that the little shit will most certainly not do as instructed