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zombeegutz · 1 year ago
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Axe: a couple of ppl seemed to like the last meme here's my (alarmingly extensive) collection of Jester ones (feat. PD and Leper)
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I really like the jester. If you can't tell.
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stoner-with-a-boner · 1 year ago
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men suck
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zombeegutz · 9 months ago
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If you order something from MeLikesTea they send you a hand-written thank you note and tea bags!!!
dude we've GOT to start buying shit from niche specialist sites that look like they were made in 2004 again. i just got some tape for repairing books from this ugly ass website geared at libraries. tell me why they also sent me a free (really nice!) pen, a business card with an overexposed picture of a guinea pig standing on a book with the text "smile :-)", and a LOTTERY TICKET???
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dedaxe · 1 year ago
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What is love? Not necessarily the romantic kind, that too i suppose, but more so just love in general. Familial, platonic, those kinds. For a topic with so much written on it, I've never been able to quite identify with the word. It seems so profound. You know when you say a word so often it seems to lose its meaning? That's what 'love' is like for me. I just don't get it. Rather than love, I'd say I care. I care about you. I'd care if something happened to you. I want to hear what makes you happy, and I'd care if something made you sad. I enjoy spending time with you, I want to build a better relationship with you, I want us to be on good terms, to not fight as much. Yet, despite how empty the term feels to me, I say 'I love you', because I'm not quite sure how else to say it.
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huginsmemory · 3 months ago
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The one thing led to another night is very much likely hinting at Bill and Ford fucking, but considering Stan's penchant for getting married while drunk, LITERALLY at one point to ol' Goldie, a horrifying gold panning statue souvenir dispenser(?), may mean that Ford would also have a penchant for that. So Ford marrying Bill that night, instead of them fucking (or marrying and fucking) is actually plausible, and also EXTREMELY FUNNY to me. Both of them have such terrible romance track records.
Also like, I know there's a lot of jokes going around about Stanley being like YOU FUCKED A TRIANGLE? Which I love btw, but like. SIR YOU MARRIED A MAYBE CURSED SOUVENIR DISPENSER THATS A STATUE OF A HORRIFYING OLD MAN GOLD PANNING, DO YOU REALLY HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON?
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lover-of-skellies · 9 months ago
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Funniest thing just came to mind;
Cross finds a baby somewhere. It's clearly an orphan, and because he worries about it, he takes it back to the castle with him. Axe finds out first, and he's immediately enamored. Cue him taking over Baby Feeding duty. Killer soon finds out, and he's the fun one who makes the baby laugh. He watches cartoons with the kid and plays with them, and teaches them to be gentle with his cats
Dust finds out, and although he's reluctant to interact with the baby at first, he soon ends up taking over naptime duty and making sure the baby sleeps. Error finds the baby and acts disgusted by it, like "ew wtf is this why is someone's crotch goblin living in the castle". But then Cross starts finding knitted baby clothes and crocheted plushies lying around
Meanwhile, Nightmare senses the happiness the baby regularly gives off. It's irritating and it stings, and he gets frustrated really fast by it. No one tells him about the baby because they know he (probably) wouldn't let them keep it
One day, Nightmare's just walking around the castle out of boredom. When walking by Killer's room, out of nowhere he hears the Snuggle Song, Killer singing along like a dork, and the happy squealing of an infant
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zombeegutz · 5 months ago
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Sillay :}
@millionmienshaomontage GET SILLAY OR ELSE /lh /nf
Let's all make ourselves as little guys! Everyone is welcome to join!
Here's mine:
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Tagging: @silentwillowwhisperer @hecateisalesbian @mushr00mswirl @mischievousmary
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ace7librarian · 1 year ago
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"these woods always were a bitchin' makeout spot"
Max.... Max that's not a good idea... Not in his woods...
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zombeegutz · 1 year ago
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Axe: I think this is like my only contribution to the fandom that isn't weird multifandom rp art
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zombeegutz · 11 months ago
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Thanks for the tag!
It's "midnight doomer cruise" by Any Two Words for me!! Either that or "Pink Push-Up Bra" by Scene Queen
@freedom-barricades-bighero16 @lesbian-honey-lemon @multimonorail @simplybigheroencanto
I'm bored so I'm starting a tag game
what song is stuck in your head right now? Mine is "Step on Me" by The Cardigans.
tagging: @you-need-not-apply @shy-bi-inlovewithregandmoony @sleepinginmygrave @writersarethetruevillains @tastetherainbow290 @gaystheysanddinos @none-of-it-was-accidental @themarauderswife7
(if you don't have one currently, then put in the last song you had stuck in your head)
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akuma-tenshi · 7 months ago
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i can't believe i actually forgot to post these
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wow-its-christophe · 2 months ago
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Orestes Fasting and Pylades Drunk but Grantaire has an axe
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multi-fandomdisaster · 22 days ago
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New headcanon that literally every household in Hatchetfield has an axe somewhere. It's like the rest of America with keeping a gun in the house for self-defense. Be it a hatchet (more common) or a full-on axe (slightly less common, but not unheard of by any means), everyone in Hatchetfield has at least one.
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zombeegutz · 9 months ago
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I only know three of prev's characters but from what I know you are GAY and you are TIRED. Probably also a little traumatized. Also maybe an older sibling type because of Aizawa and Gogo.
tagging: @mollotovm @freelancerwaddledee @itz-darktrax
Tag Game ✨
Rules: post 4 fictional characters you relate to and assume something about the person you reblogged from based on their characters.
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Continuation from this huge post because it was a tad long! Tagged by @kusuguricafe, my assumption about you is that you're a sweet lovely princess!��
I tag @ticklygiggles @lovelynim @xsezzie @bambinella @wertzunge @eliankrios @shy-lee-chu @dokidoki-muffin @fluffandgiggles @ppystkposts @carrie-tate @chibimochii @crazy-as-a-jaybird @blobbirobbi @bloominggiggles @trans-ace-lee @adimelymanner @fandomfun @aticklishpercivalwriter @stardustpinkart
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if-loki-was-a-fox · 10 months ago
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Afjxkgdkg Jimmy is so patient in Double Life, I'm not even an angry or violent person but I would have punched at least five times as many people as he does
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genericdragon · 17 days ago
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Noah fence but if you can't handle thinking about the actual story of Mouthwashing and you just want to imagine silly found family scenarios with the crew on the Tulpar then maybe you shouldn't be engaging with HORROR media...... just a thought.
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