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Axe: a couple of ppl seemed to like the last meme here's my (alarmingly extensive) collection of Jester ones (feat. PD and Leper)
I really like the jester. If you can't tell.
#axe rambles#darkest dungeon#dd jester#dd sarmenti#darkest dungeon jester#dd plague doctor#dd paracelsus#darkest dungeon plague doctor#dd baldwin#dd leper#darkest dungeon leper
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men suck
#period.#he took me to boba (my first time) didn't even tell me what's good or what's up with this so my drink tasted horrible#he talked my ear off about kryptocurrency💀💀#he made bad borderline racist jokes about Asians and asian food#he doesn't want to see barbie a little too much#why did i even bother#axe rambles#axe talks
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If you order something from MeLikesTea they send you a hand-written thank you note and tea bags!!!
dude we've GOT to start buying shit from niche specialist sites that look like they were made in 2004 again. i just got some tape for repairing books from this ugly ass website geared at libraries. tell me why they also sent me a free (really nice!) pen, a business card with an overexposed picture of a guinea pig standing on a book with the text "smile :-)", and a LOTTERY TICKET???
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What is love? Not necessarily the romantic kind, that too i suppose, but more so just love in general. Familial, platonic, those kinds. For a topic with so much written on it, I've never been able to quite identify with the word. It seems so profound. You know when you say a word so often it seems to lose its meaning? That's what 'love' is like for me. I just don't get it. Rather than love, I'd say I care. I care about you. I'd care if something happened to you. I want to hear what makes you happy, and I'd care if something made you sad. I enjoy spending time with you, I want to build a better relationship with you, I want us to be on good terms, to not fight as much. Yet, despite how empty the term feels to me, I say 'I love you', because I'm not quite sure how else to say it.
#thoughts#my relationship with love#i suppose what i described is love#but i dont know#dont suppose i ever will#axe rambles#felt the need to clarify that yes. what i describe is probably what ppl define as love. but theres a disconnect#between my feelings/thoughts and the word#like love feels like something in story books. a cherished precious feeling. profound in a way#yet my experiences with it are everyday. regular. average.#mundane#idk just a disconnect
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The one thing led to another night is very much likely hinting at Bill and Ford fucking, but considering Stan's penchant for getting married while drunk, LITERALLY at one point to ol' Goldie, a horrifying gold panning statue souvenir dispenser(?), may mean that Ford would also have a penchant for that. So Ford marrying Bill that night, instead of them fucking (or marrying and fucking) is actually plausible, and also EXTREMELY FUNNY to me. Both of them have such terrible romance track records.
Also like, I know there's a lot of jokes going around about Stanley being like YOU FUCKED A TRIANGLE? Which I love btw, but like. SIR YOU MARRIED A MAYBE CURSED SOUVENIR DISPENSER THATS A STATUE OF A HORRIFYING OLD MAN GOLD PANNING, DO YOU REALLY HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON?
#i mean tbh i feel like Bill would have NEVER let that information be forgotten and would CONSTANTLY remind Ford about it#as a manipulation technique but id also get the vibe disney would have DEFINITELY axed any direct implications of them being married#at keast definitely during the show. book of bill also probably considering them having a relationship is heavily implied but not outright#stated#also its EXTREMELY funny to me if both the twins married people while drunk#hugin rambles#book of bill#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#gravity falls#bill cipher#billford#ford pines#stanford pines#stanley pines#stan pines#hugin rambles gf
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Funniest thing just came to mind;
Cross finds a baby somewhere. It's clearly an orphan, and because he worries about it, he takes it back to the castle with him. Axe finds out first, and he's immediately enamored. Cue him taking over Baby Feeding duty. Killer soon finds out, and he's the fun one who makes the baby laugh. He watches cartoons with the kid and plays with them, and teaches them to be gentle with his cats
Dust finds out, and although he's reluctant to interact with the baby at first, he soon ends up taking over naptime duty and making sure the baby sleeps. Error finds the baby and acts disgusted by it, like "ew wtf is this why is someone's crotch goblin living in the castle". But then Cross starts finding knitted baby clothes and crocheted plushies lying around
Meanwhile, Nightmare senses the happiness the baby regularly gives off. It's irritating and it stings, and he gets frustrated really fast by it. No one tells him about the baby because they know he (probably) wouldn't let them keep it
One day, Nightmare's just walking around the castle out of boredom. When walking by Killer's room, out of nowhere he hears the Snuggle Song, Killer singing along like a dork, and the happy squealing of an infant
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Sillay :}
@millionmienshaomontage GET SILLAY OR ELSE /lh /nf
Let's all make ourselves as little guys! Everyone is welcome to join!
Here's mine:
Tagging: @silentwillowwhisperer @hecateisalesbian @mushr00mswirl @mischievousmary
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"these woods always were a bitchin' makeout spot"
Max.... Max that's not a good idea... Not in his woods...
#max jagerman#grace chasity#lumber axe#hatchetfield#starkid#nerdy prudes must die#nmpd#npmd spoilers#nerdy prudes spoilers#nightmare time#abstinence camp#axe man#rambling in librarian
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Axe: I think this is like my only contribution to the fandom that isn't weird multifandom rp art
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Thanks for the tag!
It's "midnight doomer cruise" by Any Two Words for me!! Either that or "Pink Push-Up Bra" by Scene Queen
@freedom-barricades-bighero16 @lesbian-honey-lemon @multimonorail @simplybigheroencanto
I'm bored so I'm starting a tag game
what song is stuck in your head right now? Mine is "Step on Me" by The Cardigans.
tagging: @you-need-not-apply @shy-bi-inlovewithregandmoony @sleepinginmygrave @writersarethetruevillains @tastetherainbow290 @gaystheysanddinos @none-of-it-was-accidental @themarauderswife7
(if you don't have one currently, then put in the last song you had stuck in your head)
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i can't believe i actually forgot to post these
#i posted them on twitter but not on tumblr what the hell#rambling#idv#identity v#emil mesmer#idv emil#idv patient#idv orpheus#idv novelist#matthias czernin#idv puppeteer#florian brand#idv fire investigator#annie lester#anne lester#idv toy merchant#robbie white#idv robbie#idv axe boy#idv ithaqua#idv night watch#florias#florimatt#i remain steadfast that florias is the superior ship name#but i've seen florimatt used more
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Orestes Fasting and Pylades Drunk but Grantaire has an axe
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New headcanon that literally every household in Hatchetfield has an axe somewhere. It's like the rest of America with keeping a gun in the house for self-defense. Be it a hatchet (more common) or a full-on axe (slightly less common, but not unheard of by any means), everyone in Hatchetfield has at least one.
#Disaster rambles#imagine you're a burgler breaking into a house and there's a mildly deranged Michigander wielding an axe waiting for you#I'd just leave at that point lmao#hatchetfield#hatchetblr#hatchetverse#hatchetfield headcanon#headcanons#starkid#tw: guns
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I only know three of prev's characters but from what I know you are GAY and you are TIRED. Probably also a little traumatized. Also maybe an older sibling type because of Aizawa and Gogo.
tagging: @mollotovm @freelancerwaddledee @itz-darktrax
Tag Game ✨
Rules: post 4 fictional characters you relate to and assume something about the person you reblogged from based on their characters.
Continuation from this huge post because it was a tad long! Tagged by @kusuguricafe, my assumption about you is that you're a sweet lovely princess!��
I tag @ticklygiggles @lovelynim @xsezzie @bambinella @wertzunge @eliankrios @shy-lee-chu @dokidoki-muffin @fluffandgiggles @ppystkposts @carrie-tate @chibimochii @crazy-as-a-jaybird @blobbirobbi @bloominggiggles @trans-ace-lee @adimelymanner @fandomfun @aticklishpercivalwriter @stardustpinkart
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Afjxkgdkg Jimmy is so patient in Double Life, I'm not even an angry or violent person but I would have punched at least five times as many people as he does
#seriously they just walk into his base and start taking stuff#they punch him with axes and shove him off edges#I would have struck first in all of those situations and I certainly wouldn't have not retaliated#he's so dang nice and patient it's ridiculous#just me rambling#jimmy solidarity#double life#my 50+ note posts
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Noah fence but if you can't handle thinking about the actual story of Mouthwashing and you just want to imagine silly found family scenarios with the crew on the Tulpar then maybe you shouldn't be engaging with HORROR media...... just a thought.
#mouthwashing#100% gonna regret tagging it but whatever it's been on my mind a lot recently#i feel like mouthwashing absolutely should not have been fandom-ified the way it has been#I'm not saying that no one should enjoy it. I'm not saying that no one should make silly memes or hcs or fanart#I just feel like all the people who are like#“mouthwashing but nothing bad happens and everyone has a good time and Jimmy is a normal person and/or dies”#are kind of..... severely missing the point of the game#it feels almost disrespectful in a way. this game was clearly trying to communicate some heavy stuff#and ppl are just throwing that all away to play with the characters like dolls#I mean obv it's not really my business how other ppl engage with media but scrolling through the tags I'm like. man cmon#anyway Daisuke is my newest chew toy blorbo but if I try to draw him I need to actually be put down for real#rambles#(it's too late btw I already sketched him bc I was annoyed by seeing all the fanart where he just has a gash across his face)#(he got an AXE TO THE FACE)#oops it's 5 am lol
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