#i took a lot of this from a recipe in the fnaf cookbook and threw in some other stuff for the lolz

[lover-of-skellies]

How to make:

Chocolate fudge ohfu brownies

Recipe makes 12 brownies, with a 20 minute prep time and a 40 minute cook time

Ingredients:

3/4 cup unsalted butter, plus a little extra for greasing

1/2 tsp bone powder (locally sourced is preferable!)

2 chocolate and caramel snack bars, roughly chopped

6 1/4 oz dark chocolate, roughly grated

1/2 tsp Killer's determination tears (Handle with caution!)

3 large eggs

1 3/4 cups sugar

1 tsp vanilla extract

3/4 cup hazelnuts

1/4 cup finely shredded and grated blue threads

1 cup all purpose flour

1/3 cup cocoa powder

1 tsp baking powder

3 cups corruption goop for the frosting (room temperature is best)

STEP 1: Preheat your oven to 350°F/160°C. Grease an 11 x 8 inch/28 x 20 cm baking dish, then line with parchment paper

STEP 2: Put butter, snack bars, determination tears, and chocolate in a heat-resistant bowl and set over a pan of barely simmering water, making sure the water is not in contact with the bowl. Stir occasionally until you have a smooth sauce, then remove from heat

STEP 3: In a large bowl, whisk the eggs and sugar together until light and fluffy. Fold the cooled chocolate mixture and the vanilla into the eggs. Sift in the flour, bone powder, blue threads baking powder, and cocoa, then add half of the hazelnuts and fold everything together

STEP 4: Pour batter into the prepared baking dish and sprinkle in the remaining hazelnuts. Bake for 35-40 minutes until a skewer comes out almost clean—you still want it slightly gooey for best results. Leave to cool completely

STEP 5: Drizzle goop over the entire brownie and slice into 12 pieces to serve. These will keep for 9-14 days in an airtight container and refrigerated*

STEP 6: Enjoy!

*For best results, harvest the goop, bone dust, threads, and determination tears directly from the source. Only one of these sources will cooperate willingly—you will have to harvest from the others as discreetly as possible

*If not consumed before this time, the brownies will develop a bitter and unpleasant taste and may inflict permanent psychological and physical damage to anyone who consumes them

Fun fact: The first person to make these brownies called them "ohfu" (pronounced oh-fuh) brownies, as "ohfu" was the last thing to leave their mouth