#Whole ass baby. He's a whole ass baby
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So I saw a few posts describing how the Pit’s in Jason’s body kinda acted on its own accord when spotting Danny “baby ghost” Phantom/Fenton and how they then co-parent with a half dead “baby” teenager.
But I raise YOU the idea that the Pits is already parenting Jason Todd.
When the Pits take over it’s the simple response of a Mama Bear going feral on some humans for making their little baby upset.
Jason disappointed by Batman?
The Pits snarl and rage at the man that made baby sad!
Jason disgusted at the idea of another Robin lined up for death?
The Pits howl and claw through the skin to fix the situation by beating the humans up so they can’t die!
Jason vulnerable and lost by the lack of acceptance in his return as Red Hood?
The Pits screech, biting furiously into the humans that had caused the baby to feel un-included in their games!
No one understands the reason for the Lazarus Pit’s in Jason’s body to constantly be acting up, that is until Danny comes into the picture and is like, “So your ghost parent is always watching you too, huh?” In reference to his own ghost parent (Clockwork) that likes to watch through his little tv’s on what Danny gets up to and sends a multitude of sticky notes like a distant helicopter mom.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#dcxdp#danny phantom#dp x dc crossover#danny fenton#dp x dc prompt#jason todd#The Pits have adopted Jason as their ghost baby#look if you throw a whole ass child into some waters to ‘fix’ then you better believe this pool of green is gonna take notice#it took notice and inserted itself into healing Jason#and also made itself a parent#Pits: a baby as gift? mine now#Pits: WHO UPSET MY BABY?! 😠#Jason: man it’s getting harder to control the pits every day#Danny: same hat bud#clockwork: that is my little baby and to make him my little baby he had to die#clockwork: BUT HERE ME OUT#The Pits when noticing Danny: …. second baby?#clockwork: I do not accept co-parenting with some ghost water#The Pits: FUCK YOU THATS MY BABY NOW#Jason and Danny are now ghost siblings#these are the rules#Danny is vibing cause he’s kinda used to the crazy of ghost parent at this point
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leo valdez with a breeding kink… i’d literally give that man anything he wants 😫
OHHHHHH FUCK ME. I WANNA KISS YOU ON BOTH CHEEKS FOR THIS ONE. Leo does not realize he has a breeding kink until it hits him like a fucking semitruck. you're with some family and friends at a little get together, and you end up looking after a baby cousin to give their parents a break. you have the kiddo on your lap while you chat with your friend, and when Leo gets back with drinks he nearly drops them. Boom. Light switch on, breeding kink in full force. He doesn't even realize what's happening, not quite yet, but all he knows is that it's going to take every ounce of self control he has to wait until the party's over. after a physically painful eternity that he suspects is his eternal punishment from the gods worse than pushing a boulder or being strapped to a boulder or holding up a planet sized boulder (it's maybe an hour and a half max) you're finally on your way home. He nearly pulls an irish goodbye just to get his beautiful beautiful hands on you sooner, and Leo is NOT the type to leave without at least a dozen hugs and cheek kisses and leftovers and plans to meet up next time, so you know something must be going on with him. the only reason he doesn't fuck you in the car (and he is this fucking close) is because he knows that he wants to take his time with you. Also, he can get pretty vocal. Also so can you. (anyone would with him jfc) so he keeps his hand on your thigh while he drives. He rubs it, inches it up higher and higher, higher than he ever has outside the bedroom until he's practically fingering you in the passenger seat. Honestly you wouldn't complain if he did. The sound of your flustered, surprised giggle when he pick you up and carries you into your house over his shoulder, all unga bunga like something primal has woken up inside him. And it has. When he lays you down on your bed which is still descheveled from the fun you'd had that morning, when he kisses you like he's hungry and strips you down like he's unwrapping a christmas present, neither of you know what's gotten into him yet. But he knows one thing for damn sure.
There's no way in hell he's pulling out tonight. Or ever again, if he's being honest.
So really, you'll both find out what's gotten into him (and you) in about nine months
#drabbles#leo valdez smut#leo valdez#leo valdez x reader#heroes of olympus x reader#heroes of olympus smut#heroes of olympus drabbles#FUCKING THANK YOU FOR THIS#LEO VALDEZ BREEDING KINK LEO VALDEZ BREEDING KINK#“mmm... just one or two more. maybe three.”#with his mad engineering skills???? you could afford a whole ass brady bunch#as your bump gets bigger he starts holding it up for you to take the pressure off your back#he loves that it makes you feel better and he LOVES the little sigh you make when you rest your head back against him#and there's baby number 5 /hj#just hearing him say the words “knock you up” and you black out immediately#NNNGGGGGHHHHHHH I NEED HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Prompt 322
Danny squints up at the slightly older realms being, even if technically he’s older in human-age. The Chaosling is practically vibrating in place, the massive realms feline peering out from over their shoulder. Huh. So this is his Clockwork-assigned babysitter-cousin?
He didn’t know how to feel about the whole suit thing, but well, he won’t say no to a good prank. C’mon Cujo, they’re going to the daycare dimension-place!
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Primordial Triplets#Danny is not ghost king#he might’ve gotten adopted by Clockwork & never exactly fell out of the portal#The DC world is used as a free daycare#Klarion is delighted at no longer being the youngest of the family & is going to be the Best Big Cousin ever#and he’s going to make it his friends’ problem#Not that the YJ team are aware they have been declared friends/playmates#There’s not a lot known about Realms Beings since natural portals are rare in practically every dimension#Danny might be small (corpses don’t age) but he’s Fierce & going to cause problems on Purpose#Klarion (holding him up): Look at my adorable baby cousin he’s so tiny >:D#YJ: That is a whole ass teenager#Danny (an asshole about to cause several mental breaks): I mean I’m two years old so still need a babysitter#Klarion the Witch Boy#Klarion Bleak#Danny Fenton#Young Justice
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kazumaji week 2024 - karaoke kings
oughhoughg matching outfits... 😩💖
#I think it'd be cute if kiryu didn't know how to rollerskate so majima's just holding him the whole time much to kiryu's despair#majima won't shut up about how kiryu can't balance and cue some stupid tom and jerry shit where kiryu tries to chase majima to beat his ass#but he just doesn't go anywhere and keeps rolling and slipping in one spot#majima passes out from laughing too much and kiryu is still trying to stay steady like a baby deer#yakuza#ryu ga gotoku#kiryu kazuma#majima goro#kazumaji#my art
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his horns (finials) (idk)(ears)(whatever) shaking... the jumping ??? the struggling 😭 the off center twitching ..he is PISSED. AWF !!!!!!
#his defeat being planned makes this either hes playing up his rage bcs he definitely played up his defeat#or a mixture of playing up his rage and actually being a little pissed bcs he wanted to get more licks in but couldnt#anyways i cant take him sersiouly with those big ass ears#like an angry kitten trying to escape the burrito calm down blanket of doom#his helmet shape is so cute to me inearth spark it almost looks like a 80s mom hairstyle with the hair#cropping a symmetrical curve around her face or smthing#tbh if u are delusional enough all soundwaves are hot moms#i mean come on it's a given#except the animated one. he was freshly birthed. a little baby#megatron and optimus watching him freak like : 😦#optimus: so he served under you#megatron : oh Yes 😼..#meg: iMEAN yeah 😦#meg: i mean .. yes 😞..#need somebody to clip all soundwave appearances pls all seasons need it. NOWW!!!!!!!#at first i wasnt a big fan of his voice bcs i think when ppl try to harden that demonic voice underneath the autotune factor#which is rlly cool#they can kinda go too hard and it sounds almost too cartoony like a cartoon monster villain whos not calculated but vry primal#which goes against soundwaves whole cool calculated spy techno soundguy thing#but im warmed up to it now bcs it's a cute contrast like. u see this beautiful mech with magnificent curves & ure like omg hey hot mama#and then a voice from the 9th circle of hell growls at you like thats lowkey hilarious#dont mess with a bad bitch !!!!!! who just had a bad break up!!!!#he WILL kill u !!!!!!!!#soundwave#transformers#maccadam#tf#tf es#tf earthspark#arcee
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I don’t care if he’s the PokéAni fandom’s baby boy who’s special and pure. Ash will always be a little bit of a freak in my eyes due to how he was portrayed in the pre-digital stuff.
#ROY is the perfect special little cinnamon roll baby. Ash is a little fucked up and beastly in my heart no matter what modern canon says#Remember when he tried to sucker punch Mewtwo? How about the time he tried to fistfight Team Rocket?#Remember all his freakish displays of raw strength and power? You know. Like that time he threw a whole ass log?#Remember that time he fucking BIT Meowth on the tail? Pepperidge farm remembers.#Anyways#pokeani#pokémon#pokemon anime#pokemon#Satoshi#ash ketchum#roy pokemon#Wretched beast#Foul creature#deranged behavior#RAT#He bites
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Did leo deal with his pregnancy differently or was it the same as donnie?
Leo's pregnancy was very different from Donnie's! For him, quite frankly, the pregnancy was the easy part.
the really hard part came after.
[ ✩ the gemini ✩ ]
#handing postpartum depression to leo like its a present. merry christmas--#he and donnie have. like. basically the opposite experiences in a lot of ways.#dont worry tho leo gets better. he has his whole ass family and lots of friends and a wonderful partner to get him through it#antidepressants are also extremely helpful#but for the first month or two after kame is born his stupid hormones and brain chemicals really put him through it#also the fact that leos baby was the most high maintenance fussy anxious cry-y baby ever did NOT help tbh#gemini au#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#tmnt#tmnt 2k18#rottmnt leo#rise leo#tw pregnancy#cw pregnancy#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the turtles#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt disaster twins#fidgetwing#usagi kame
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okay we've seen geralt react to tiny milek but can we also see little ciri react to baby milek 👉👈?
Not quite a baby anymore, but I'll come to that one day!! But they are siblings 🥺 (in all versions of that universe honestly)
#geraskier lovechild#ciri#the witcher#milek is BUNDLED UP#he is wearing aaaalllll the layers#ciri reacting to baby milek is a whole ass comic that shall come one day because she feels very insecure#like she doesn't belong after Mileks birth#especially because I think Geralt found her on his own and for a long time it was just them and suddenly there is Jaskier and a child#and she only brings danger into their lives and to be honest - she's a bit jealous - and SCARED#geralt is n o t the only one with abandonment issues#but first something cute :)
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Today’s daily Nick Robles Jason Todd Post
Hello Sir looking like a mob boss we love that for you, sweetie
Everyone say thank you Nick Robles
Art By: Nick Robles
#batman#jason todd#red hood#batfam#nick robles jason todd#nick robles#looking like a whole ass snack#ugh the blood stains#the ripped clothes#what happened to you my poor baby#his eyes are so soft 🥹#and sad my poor baby#he is so babygirl#he is so beautiful#fuck me with the crowbar#oops who said that#not me#I would never#anyway can I sit on his face?#ride his thighs?#please?#what do those hands do BBY#batman wayne family adventures#tim drake#dick grayson#jason#red robin#bwfa#bruce wayne#the red hood
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sudden yearning for time travelling teen jiang fengmian lands at lotus pier fic that winds up being about a perfectly nice kid having a varying series of "oh no. i don't like that. that's a lot" reactions.
#i think in order for this to be satisfying i have to give grace and interiority to teenmian#i'm picturing an older teen like 18ish? maybe even early 20s?#big crush on csr he's already pretty sure isn't going to work out#but at least he'll always have wei-xiong#anyway this is my ploy to give jfm a chance at an ugly crying meltdown#he's trying so hard to be even keeled and like#maybe take this as an evil vision designed to teach him something#but somewhere in between my crush stole my man and then they died#my whole sect burned#my grown ass son who is older than me making the vibe sooooo weird#and my grandson! child of my dead???? daughter??????#is just like yeah he never talks about you. no never never#and then wwx blows into town and idk somehow they all end up at dinner together and jfm politely calls lqr a punk ass bitch in front of lwj#because what???? context clues suggest lqr has the fucking nerve to not like wei xiong's baby after All That#only for adult son with the weird vibes#to imply only filial piety is keeping him from naming the real#punk ass bitch#anyway this ends with jfm crying because clearly he marries yuanyuan and she HATES HIM and then his own son ALSO HATES HIM#and would rather stupid Lan-er-gongzi#be his dad.#if you like lqr so much why don't you just join the lan sect then?????#and that's how jc learns he didn't get it all from his mama#jc didn't mean it he was stressed! this isn't his dad it's an a-ling sized kid. but it's still stressful
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can you rank your family in order of least likely to bail you out of jail to most likely
Damian (not just because he’s too young), Jason, Duke, Cass, Dick, B.
though it depends what i did to get put in jail, (if the crime was funny then Jason moves up and B moves down)
that being said this is the same order from shortest to longest time this is held over my head
#they’re ALL scolding me though#maybe not cass because she’s too much of a G#b at 1 because i’m his precious baby boy :) (he’d never let me hear the end of it. ever. longest dad sigh in history. he might pass out)#if it’s stupid and my fault (ie drunk and disorderly etc) dick is NOT busting my ass out until i’ve thoroughly sat in the corner and though#*thought i’m not writing that whole tag again#tim drake#dc comics#bruce wayne#dc robin#dc#dcu#batman#timothy drake#batfam#asktimdrake#dc rp
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DP x MCU crossover
Sometime after Howard and Maria Stark’s death, Hydra decides to try and make a clone of Tony Stark, that’s infused with Super Soldier serum. They were hoping to get a super smart super soldier that they could control.
And thus Danny was born.
At some point when he’s like 2 or 3 one of the Hydra agents whose been his handler since he was born grows a conscious after witnessing the most recent experiment the other scientists in the lab put Danny through. They take Danny and run away from the lab. They don’t get away clean tho, they had to fight their way out of the lab and they were injured in the process. They wind up in Amity Park with baby Danny and come across the Fenton Parents. They hand Danny over to them and tell them to protect and look after the kid. And then they die.
The Fenton parents adopt Danny and raise him as their own. Danny grows up not knowing he’s adopted or that he’s a clone and a super soldier. The ghost portal accident happens when he’s 14 like cannon. The reason he survived and only half died is because of the super soldier serum in his blood.
Eventually, after the whole events of the Danny Phantom series has passed (minus Phantom Planet because fuck that horrible ending to the series). Danny, after defeating Pariah Dark, is now the king of the ghost zone. He still doesn’t realize he’s a clone of Tony Stark. Despite the fact that he looks exactly like a 17 year old version of the man!!!
And then New York happens. A portal opens up in the skies above New York, and aliens come pouring out of it! You bet your ass Danny hightailed it over to New York to help out the group of heroes that were trying to stop the aliens. He’s super hyped to fight aliens!!! He’s just having a blast zooming through the skies of New York, around skyscrapers, throwing punches and ecto-blasts at aliens, helping out the other heroes.
Meanwhile every time he helps one of the Avengers they all double take when they finally get a look at his face. Cause like yes this floating glowing child has glowing green eyes and Snow White hair, but the rest of his face looks like a very young Tony Stark. After each encounter with the boy the different Avengers call Tony over the coms to ask his status and to reassure themselves that Tony hadn’t been de-aged and given super powers mid battle.
Tony is the last one of them that meets Danny. He’s super annoyed at the fact everyone keeps calling him over the coms to ask his status. Like yeah he’s not a super soldier and doesn’t have powers, but neither does Romanoff or Barton!!! And unlike them he has his own super suit to protect him. So why is everyone calling in to check on him?!!!
And then finally Danny comes zooming around a building chasing after Loki’s chariot, shouting sarcastic quips at the god, while firing green blasts from his fists. And Tony just kind of blue screens for a minute. Jarvis has to take over piloting the suit for a minute while Tony reboots. He’s def got the surprised Pikachu face going on. Finally he reboots but Danny’s already flown off to deal with something else.
The battle comes to an end, the portal closes, the world is safe, and all the Avengers all head towards Stark tower. Danny sees them and where they’re headed and decides to meet them there. He’s been the only super hero around for a while and he wants to actually properly interact with these new hero’s!
Imagine his shock when he actually finally comes face to face with Tony Stark and finally realizes how much he looks like the man. He starts panicking thinking his mom had an affair with the man 17 years ago and just passed him off as Jack Fenton’s son.
Absolute chaos ensues as assumptions are made. DNA tests happen. They realize that no he is not Tony’s kid, he’s Tony’s clone. More assumptions are made. No body is having a good time.
#danny phantom#marvel#mcu#dp x mcu#tony stark#Hydra#clones#ghost king danny#misunderstandings#assumptions are made#maybe some everlasting trio added in on the side#on a side note#Tucker Sam and Jazz are all liminal as hell#they all have their own ghost powers/halves at this point#because fuck it why not#Tony is having a panic attack at the thought he had a kid he never knew about#and his kid is a ghost#his kid died#apparently when he was like 14 cause that’s how old this ghost kid in front of him looks#Danny is 17 but his ghost half still looks 14#his human half looks his proper age#it’s just his ghost half that hasn’t aged#Danny’s having a panic attack thinking his mom cheated on his dad#and then he has a panic attack thinking his parents cloned him in their lab using Tony’s DNA#he calls Jazz hysterical and crying about the whole thing#Jazz can barely make out what he’s saying#all she gets is her baby brother is calling her in hysterics#after fighting aliens#and joining the super heroes in their tower#she grabs Tucker and Sam and hightails it to the tower ready to kick some ass and defend her baby brother
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putting teeth on helmets i think should have them
#changeman#gekiranger#gingaman#go onger#watched amazon bite shit with his helmet and it fundamentally changed me as a person#and now i am of the firm belief that more helmets should be able to bite people#renn my baby boy i love you so much but oh my fucking god do i hate your helmet#its so 🙁#buT WHAT IF HE HAD TEEFIES#i actually love the changeman helmets a whole lot they are some of my absolute favourites of all time BUT THAT BEING SAID#'legendary beasts' my ass. griffon and dragon should have teeth idc if you dont give the other three anything#please just let my boys have teeth#gingaleon doesnt have big canines but if we close our eyes we can pretend he does <3#jan is self explanitory please let that boy bite things#2024 art tag
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Finished AC Unity. RIP Arno Dorian you would’ve loved Alcoholics Anonymous (AA)
#assassin’s creed#ac unity#arno dorian#arno victor dorian#elise de la serre#babblingbrook babbles#NO BC I DONT LIKE ELISE BUT I DID CRY WHEN SHE DIED#NOT BC SHE DIED BUT BC I WAS SO UPSET FOR ARNO#BRO COULD N O T CATCH A BREAK#he’s on the baby girl list now btw I will be making art of him tonight#I felt so bad for Arno the whole game#also he’s such a fucking smartass 😭😭#I ALSO SEE WHY EVERYONE HAS THE FATTEST ASS#he’s second for me I think Connor has the fattest but#Arno is close second#hey guys I’m unwell someone pls talk to me abt this game (im 10 years late)#to be fair I was also. 10 when this game came out.#adding a tag that’s supposed to say why everyone says Arno has the fattest ass#whoops
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Your URL. Change it/j. It's inaccurate. You draw them so well istg- /lh/pos
Anyway, what woukd happen if Nie Huaisang gets a metal martial arts fan.. Do you think he would finally whoop some ass instead of outsmarting them in extravagant fashion?
As cool as NHS kicking ass would be, he has his babygirl reputation to maintain.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#nie huaisang#nie mingjue#Not that a babygirl can't kick ass. Many babygirls kick ass all the time#Nie huaisang is the brand of babygirl that needs to maintain a very specific image of harmlessness#the blendable and soggy kind of babygirl#Who has a hard core and destroys your machine once you try to blend him#What I'm trying to say is that he's a Stone Fruit#A sweet nectarine who's gonna make you do all the work. All according to plan ('cause that's the whole point of fruit)#(long distance propagation)#He's also a metaphorical fruit too. My little fruity baby girl. My evil babykitty wife who is poisoning my tea <3#Oh yeah this is NMJ's formal debut on this blog#He's mansplain ragehusband. Protector of babygirls (he has three to look after)
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wormie wormie wormie wormi-
#tiny little guy!!! teeny thing!!!#i imagine that wormie acts kinda like a cat mixed with a crow#also she Violently wiggles her whole body when she sees barnaby. thank you for coming to my ted talk#fully convulsing. acting as though she's jello in a centrifuge#and she Does Not Stop until she is held so barnaby has to figure out how to pick her up w/o hurting her#its very amusing in my mind... hes laughing his ass off as she flops all over the place#she doesnt make noise except for very brief quiet squeaks!!#also wormie is not technically female. no one knows what the fuck she is if anything#but barnaby started referring to her with feminine terms and it Stuck#kinda like finding a cool object and going 'oh she's neat'#yeah like that!#wormie lore hidden in the fantasy au...#scribble salad#wh fantasy au#im melting picturing barnaby holding her by the 'handle'#he commissioned the harness himself... made out of the same leather as his gloves! & the same etched design as his boots!#guys im so soft thinking about them.... barnaby and his little pet worm...#i imagine he teaches her tricks... carries her on his hat.... baby talks her cause she's just that tiny how could he not....#im picturing a Scenario where barnaby full speed full force bodyslams eddie who was just walkin along#like Full Force. eddie flies back ten feet and leaves a groove in the dirt when he lands - everyone goes Hey What The Fuck Barn?!#but as soon as he does it barnaby is rushing over like 'omfg im so sorry but i had to - you were about to step on wormie'
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