#Which would be happening a lot sooner than in cannon

[wonderwomanpleasesteponme]

Transformers Animated Swap au.

(Be warned any ficlets of this au is written in no particular order and some things may be subject to change as I progress with this au)

Along Came a Spider

The Space bridge repair crew have been on Earth long enough for the seasons to have changed. According to Sari the humans have this tradition called Halloween that seemingly lasts the whole month of October but is really just the last day of the month, only artist celebrate the whole month with a practice known as Inktober. Which is why Bulkhead, Wasp, Sari and Elita-1 were at a pumpkin patch picking out which pumpkin they would like to crave. Well, only Sari, Wasp and Bulkhead were choosing pumpkins, Elita was staring at the faint fake spider hanging above the entrance of the pumpkin patch.

Memories of that awful day were threatening to resurface after years of trying her damnist to forget them. Elita may have been on the fast track to becoming a member of the Elite Guard at one point in her life but after Archa 7 Elita tried to forget about that and and pretend that she was always a maintenance bot. If she knew Earth had spiders she would have reconsidered staying on Earth for a long as they have and went full force with repairing their ship but now it was too late for that.

Elita shuttered at the fake spider and returned with the rest of the group. Soon after Bulkhead accidentally destroying the pumpkin that Wasp and Sari picked out and Wasp playfully making fun of Bulkhead for it. Bulkhead's expression sored a little bit but soon brightened back up. From what Elita understood Wasp and Bulkhead were apart of the same platoon back when they were in Autobot boot camp, that Wasp wasn't the nicest of bots back then and that something happened that, from what she could infer from Bulkhead and Wasp's arguments was Wasp's fault, that Bulkhead and his best friend from boot camp wer sperated to never see each other again. It painfully reminded her of the friendship she once had with Optimus and Sentinel before Archa 7, but thankfully their time on Earth and with Sari's interference the two have begun the slow process of actually becoming friends.

When they got back to base the trio immediately started to think of what they should dress up as.

"Oh, Wasp, you should dress up as a fuzzy little bumblebee, since you know you're like a, well wasp, and bumblebees are like wasps but cuter and still pack a sting!"said Sari full of energy.

Bulkhead's face dropped and turned into one of somber while Wasp's flashed with anger for a moment.

"No," said Wasp bluntly and a little too quickly.

"Yeah Bumblebee did have quite the sting," whispered Bulkhead in a quite tone that no one else in the room heard.

Sari's smile faded upon seeing Wasp and Bulkhead's reactions.

"Or maybe you could go as a vampire?" asked Sari nervously.

"Of crouse I would," said Wasp whose expression immediately softened up.

After a few more hours and the team accidentally discovering Elita had a fear of spiders when Sari decided to prank her with a toy spider, Wasp, Sari and Bulkhead were all ready to go. Bulkhead had somehow found a sheet big enough to fit his whole body to complete his ghost costume and falling through with his promise Wasp was dressed as a vampire. Sari had said that her costume was a surprise so she didn't tell them what she was going as until she arrived fully dressed. Elita was definitely surprised when Sari showed up dressed up as her. A cardboard box was wrapped around her little buddy drawn and coloured to look like Elita's body and she was even wearing a blonde wig in a ponytail to emulate Elita's head.

After her failure on Archa 7 to save her best friend, someone she would dare to call her brother, Elita didn't think that anyone would be looking up to her, unless they were shorter than her which was true for Sari, but here Sari was dressed up as her to go trick or treating with the two youngest members of their team. Elita had said that she was flattered but she wasn't going with them.

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It had only taken a few hours for everything to go to scrap. Elita was listening into Wasp and Bulkhead's conversation via their com links when she heard that Wasp had spotted something that resembled a giant spider. Upon hearing that Elita had immediately let her easdropping known and left for their current location.

Elita and Optimus were defending themselves from the giant organic spiders that were surrounding them from all sides. They had no other choice but to blow up the energon that was stored in the Decepticon warship. While escaping the explosion the worst happened. Optimus' grapple missed it's mark, which until then was something that had never happened, and the young autobot fell to his death. If it wasn't the explosion that killed him the spiders definitely did. Primus did Elita hope the explosion is what offlined her old friend and he wasn't eaten by the spiders.

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Suddenly a giant spider dropped down in between Wasp and Bulkhead. Bulkhead was frozen in shock while Wasp immediately activated his stingers and took aim at the giant spider. Shocking everyone there even more than they already were the giant spider transformered into a 'bot. It transformered.

The first thing they noticed about the mech in front of them was that he had two long spider legs that shot up attached to his back and the back half of a spider attached to his waist. The mech was painted black and purple with gold highlights with some dark blue thrown in. The next thing they noticed was that he had four eyes, each glowing in a menacing red. The final thing the trio noticed was the Decepticon logo on his neck armor, the logo itself looked beaten up and had scratch marks all around like if the 'con had tried to remove it.

The 'con moved fast and in a blink of an optic was right in front of Wasp.

"Now hold still so my friend could actually see you this time!"yelled Wasp, calling Bulkhead had a bitter taste in his intake after everything he had did to him.

The 'con looked a Wasp lowering himself to the minibot's eye level. Wasp was taken aback by this, not just the fact the menacing 'con was now making eye contact with him but the look in the 'con's optics. Wasp didn't know how to describe it, the 'con somehow looked tired, angry, calm and sad at the same time.

"I'm not here for you two I'm here for something else, something that, probably wouldn't give me fully my old life back but something close, and an escape," said the 'con, even though he sounded calm on the surface but he underneath the calmness he sounded tired.

"I'm not sure we have what in the Pit you're talking about but we have nothing that could help you and if we did we won't help a 'con like you," spat Wasp taking aim at the larger bot in front of him.

The 'con laughed at the smaller bot's comment before turning his body to look at Sari. That was when it hit them he was after the key.

"You're not taking my friend's key!"yelled Bulkhead as he turned servo into a wrecking ball and started to go into place to swing it.

Before either of them could make a move the 'con had sturked them both with some kind of vemon that knocked them out.

"I wasn't asking," said the 'con coldly.

The 'con turned to the little girl and tried to give her a reassuring smile, which failed miserably seeing as that he had just knocked out two of her friends and he had razor sharp teeth.

"Don't worry they're not dead just unconscious," said the 'con as Sari tried to use her key to wake them up, "also my vemon is organic and the key of yours doesn't work on organics".

Sari looked up at the 'con that was towering her with fear in her eyes.

"What do you want?" Sari asked with wide eyes.

"I think I said that already, I'm looking for something to give me an escape and my old life back," said the 'con, "and I think that key of yours would be helpful in that".

Sari was unsure of what to think the 'con seemed genuinely upset about something and angry lashing out at anyone and anything. But, then again he had hurt her friends but they did went to attack him first.

The 'con dropped down on one knee to be closer to Sari's height. He tried to give her a soft soft smile before beginning to speak once more.

"The others back on the warship called me The Black Spider, I had a different designation a long time ago but now that's in the past," said Black Spider sounding genuinely sad while telling Sari he used to have a different name in the past.

Black Spider suddenly got up and went to grab Sari's but before he could Elita had arrived and tackled him to the ground. The two begun to fight with Black Spider pinning Elita to the side of the building.

"Look, Elita, I just want that key to try something," said Black Spider through gritted teeth.

Elita looked surprised for a moment before regaining her composure.

"How do you know my name?" Elita asked the larger 'bot.

"Everycon knows the name of the 'bot who supposedly defeated and offlined Megatron," said Black Spider but for a moment he also seemed surprised to be asked that.

Black Spider picked Elita up and threw her before making a break towards Sari. Black Spider used his webbing to tie Sari up before using it make to escape.

"Sorry, change of plans," said Black Spider to the frightened child.

Sari struggled against the 'con before Elita using Wasp's stings managed to hit Black Spider sending both of them crashing on the top of a building. Upon getting up Black Spider gently put Sari down onto the ground before using his webs to tie her to a wall. As soon as Elita landed the two immediately began to fight each other.

"I know all of your moves, Elita, pure textbook Autobot Academy," said Black Spider as he dodged all of Elita's attacks.

"Do I know you?" Elita asked genuinely confused on how he knew all her moves.

"I don't forget things as easily as you forget your friends!" Black Spider spat with venom in his voice, "but you did manage to remember Sentinel!".

Elita's energon ran cold as she finally recognized her combatten.

"Optimus?" Elita hesitatedly asked.

"Oh now you remember me, not that I blame you I look every different nowadays," said Black Spider sounding rather sad whilst confirming his identity to be that of Elita's long thought dead friend.

Elita took a step back her head was figuratively spinning because of this knew information. Elita looked saddened at the Decepticon symbol on his neck armor.

"I see you've joined the Decepticons," said Elita sadden to see her former friend join the Decepticons.

"Not like I had a choice in the matter!" Black Spider yelled dangerously close to breaking down while falling to his knees.

Elita approached her former friend and placed her hands on his shoulders in other to comfort him. Elita took note of how he flinched when she placed her hands on his shoulders. She will hurt whoever made him so afraid.

"Then tell me, old friend what happened?" Elita asked with genuine care and sadness in her voice.

Black Spider embraced into Elita's touch. Elita could tell that Black Spider was severely touch starved. Elita was definitely going to hurt someone. When Black Spider remained silent Elita asked again.

"Who did this to you?"

"That son of a glitch Decepticon scientist, Shockwave, he did this to me!" Black Spider yelled.

Black Spider wrapped both of his arms around Elita's stomach area and pulled her into a tight hug. This was a genuinely distressing for Sari to watch. She wondered what kind of horrors took place during the war that the others didn't tell her.

"After I fell, I tried my best to fend off the spiders but eventually a good number of them bit me sinking their venom into my body, I should have died, but instead I went into a sort of stasis lock mode, and when I awoke I was in a laboratory strapped to a medical breth with a purple warframe with one optic and clawed servos

"I immediately recognized that he was a victim of the empurata procedure, which has been banned by the high council after the war had ended so I knew that he was an old 'bot that likely has been around since before the war, I later learnt that his name was Shockwave, I slipped in and out of conscience for the next few solar cycles and each time I woke up I was different, he turned me into some techno-organic freak!

"After being fully situated with my 'new and improved', as he called it, body they branded me with the decepticon logo and forced me to be one of them, I didn't want to but I had no choice because even if I somehow escaped I would never be expected back into Autobot society as part organic, you know how much the others hate anything organic," Black Spider explained sounding like he was going to snap any moment.

Black Spider's story was a truly upsetting one to hear. Sari was shock to find out that most Cybertronians hate organics but was thankful that she meant the ones that did like them. Sari felt truly bad for Black Spider and wished she could help him, maybe she'll let him try use the key on himself to see if it could restore his original body or at least fix his broken mind, even then Sari knew you can't just magic away trauma.

"Nonsense you were practically Ultra Magnus' sparkling even before we joined Autobot Academy together," said Elita whilst giving her broken friend a hug.

"No, he would be the first to say that they need to lock me up and experiment on me," said Black Spider looking up at Elita from where he was kneeling.

Elita looked away from her old friend, she didn't know Ultra Magnus how he would take something like this or respond to it.

"Look, Optimus-".

"It's Black Spider now,".

"Black Spider, there's always a place for you in team E-1, I'm sure the others wouldn't mind, I'm sure they'll give you a nice warm welcome, maybe not Wasp but I'm sure with some encouragement from the others he'll come around," said Elita to the kneeling mech and saying the last bit with Wasp with slight humor.

Black Spider looked up at Elita before beginning to raise.

"Maybe one day I'll take you up on that offer, but for now I'll like to figure things out on my own," replied Black Spider.

Soon after getting up and unbinding Sari from the wall he left. Elita looked guilt ridden, angry and sad, mostly sad though. Sari felt like Elita wouldn't want to talk about what had just happened so for now Optimus being Black Spider and the Cybertronian equivalent of a human experiment was going to be a secret between the two of them, at least until Elita was ready to talk.

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The two made their way down the building just when Bulkhead and Wasp arrived.

"Aww come on, we missed the action!" exclaimed Wasp.

The two females didn't say anything to Bulkhead and Wasp which tipped them off to the fact that they didn't want to talk about whatever had happened. Without a word Elita transformed into vehicle mode while Sari claimed into Bulkhead and begun their trip back to the plant and Bulkhead's to Sumdac Tower to drop Sari off.

"Hey Bulkhead, how would you take it if one day your best friend whom you thought was dead suddenly showed up one day and was a decepticon?" Sari asked the large 'bot.

"I would never recover from the fact my best friend was a decepticon and spend way too long grieving over the person I thought I knew," replied Bulkhead thinking about his boot camp days.

'That is what I've been doing for stellar cycles now,' Bulkhead mentally added.

Sari fell silent and the rest of the ride was like that in complete silence. Both Sari and Elita hoped that sooner rather than later Black Spider would take Elita's offer of becoming a member of the team up.

[sickotheclown]

I kind of hate when people will either actively ignore things that happen in Star Trek or are just wrong about it and use their own misconceptions to make the federation seem more utopian than it is because it supports their political opinions.

I recently saw a guy on tiktok saying that he's glad people are turning around on plastic surgery (i.e., becoming more opposed to it) because the real solution tp the problem that plastic surgery treats is restructuring society in a way that removes harmful beauty standards. He goes on to say that an example of this is Jean Luc Picard being bald in TNG. A lot of people ask why they haven't fixed balding in the future. He says they don't need to fix balding because they've gotten rid of the stigma of being bald

I have beef with this for two reasons:

1. I think restricting or further stigmatizing plastic surgery only serves to hurt trans people. I dont actually disagree that working towards a world without harmful beauty standards is a good thing but letting utopian ideas of how things should be get in the way of people bettering their lives in the imperfect world we currently have isn't actually helping anyone. Furthermore people should be allowed to do what they want with their bodies.

2. That's not even true. It would be cool if Jean Luc was bald just because he liked looking that way, but there is plenty of evidence in the show that that stigma still exists. In the episode Bloodlines Picard makes a joke to his fake son about how hid hairline is going to recede soon. In the episode of voyager where Kes is thrown back in time the Doctor has reprogrammed himself to have hair. In Picard season 3 (I personally dislike this season of the show but its cannon so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) Jack Crusher asks Jean Luc what age he started to go bald and Jean Luc is like, sooner than you'd like or something like that. I'm sure there are other examples. These are just off the top of my head.

This is sort of verging into tangent territory, but I personally think even in a world where other people's expectations had no bering on the way people feel about themselves, plastic surgery would still exist. It would exist in a more pure form in which people alter their bodies to bring them closer in line to how they would like to look outside of the view of others. When I was a little kid, the episode Profit and Lace was so intriguing to me in a way that I couldn't really put my finger on why. As a transgender adult, I know it was because I wanted that to happen to me. I obviously realize now that episode is transphobic and kinda misogynist but I still think a utopia in which I can go to a doctor and effortless be transformed to look exactly how I want to with minimal risk is more appealing to me than one in which I cannot.

[luceracastro]

helloooo! first of all, i love your writing so so so much! love the switch between the english and the spanish

i’m in my first year of university and i’m studying geology but i have a lot of math, programming and chemistry and physics (besides the “rock subjects”)

so, based on that (self-inserted cof cof) could i request headcanons or a oneshot with the cast (lsdln - enzo/matias/kuku/fran/blas/agus pardella) and fem!reader that is a STEAM student (she’s extremely intelligent, entered first on the course she wanted, on the university she wanted) but she’s going through a rought patch and entering the burn-out phase? really needing a comfort fic rn tbh 😅

love everything you write! muchos abrazos 🫂🫶🏼

The boys comforting you when you feel stressed from school head-cannons

(Enzo/Matías/Kuku/Fran/Blas/Agua paradella) x fem!reader

A/n: Omg Anon I am so happy you requested this I literally had lots of fun thinking and writing about this! I do hope school gets better my love I know it can sometimes be super stressful but I do hope this cheers you up love!

Summary: How would the boys act when you feel stressed or struggle with school

Enzo

I feel like he would notice something was up when you were completely quiet and not as smiley or energetic as before, how you’d look down at your assignments and computer with a gloom expression but he couldn’t understand why, you were passionate about your work so what happened?

He realized what was up when you loudly groaned and slammed your computer shut walking to your room, so he decided to talk to you about it

Of course he’d be there for you, talk to you, encourage you but still respected your feelings and stress and kept awareness to it

He’s take you out to your favorite cafe to study and order you your favorite drink and pastry, sit with you and encourage you when you felt like something was too hard

He would even make you relaxation tea and get you or make you your favorite food when you felt too overwhelmed and needed a break

Overall it soon passed and you realized his comfort and help was super helpful in those times

Matías

He honestly would be clueless at your demeanor at first, until sooner than later he gets the clear clues

He tries to convince you that maybe all you need is some sleep and you deny until he coaxes you into bed with him, he gives you soft comforting back scratches and you do fall asleep

He takes the time to make you your favorite foods and once you wake he feeds you which honesty does lift your mood up

Then he prepares you both mate and sits with you at the table working on your school work, he isn’t a STEM genius like you but his support and encouragement is more than enough

Before your lectures the next day he sends you off with a loving kiss and encouragement and he is there to pick you up right after with your favorite drink and takes you to get a bite to eat

He is there every step of the way helping you and encouraging you that soon that burnout feeling passes

Kuku

Well Kuku of course was a little older than you, and he didn’t know much about what you studied about but he was super supportive

He noticed you were stressed and just didn’t have the same passion about school like you did before and no way in hell would he allow that

He planned these study dates, you’d both go to this chill cafe near your shared apartment where he’d order a number of pastries and coffee or good looking drinks and you’d be more in the mood

He would stay up late with you encouraging you to work on your assignments and he would even try looking up online YouTube lessons (it wasn’t very successful except one time and it was brief but he tried)

Once you came home with a good grade he’d be over the top excited and that alone will slowly encourage you back into your passion for school and your major especially when you both talk more about it

Fran

Fran definitely was very observant and already knew what was going on, he was worried but knew it was time to step in when it was visible that this had a mental affect on you

He had sat down with you to talk, once you explained the burnout feeling you were getting he looked over some tips online, usually relaxation and some healthy environment to study in could help so he figured that out

He planned a relaxation trip to the spa then cooked you your favorite food along with a sweet treat of your choice

Then he had made you a relaxing studying environment by tidying up your shared apartment, making you some relaxation tea and lighting candles setting your stuff out so you could work on your assignments (he did his best)

He would sit with you as you worked and once he saw your frustration he would demand you take a break to breath and get your thoughts straight

Overall Fran was helpful in many ways!

Blas

Blas and you were completely different academically

He went to school for acting while you were a STEM girly so he took pride in having such a intelligent and great girlfriend

That meant taking care of you when he noticed it was beginning to be too much for you

He would try his best to comfort you, buying you your favorite treats and accompanying you to the library

He would his stick notes with nice motivational messages in your books and when your school work got a bit too hard you would look back on your sticky notes

He would sit with you and even look through your notes and books to try and understand to help you out later on

Blas was a sweetheart who wanted to help anyway he could and overall it worked out amazing

Agus Paradella

Of course he was older than you (like kuku kinda) but he tried his best to understand your major because the only recollection of it was what he learned in his science classes in Highschool

But he was proud of you nonetheless and tried to help you since he took notice of your change in attitude and when you mentioned the burnout feeling it broke his heart

So he helped you by accompanying you to the library, coffee shop, or even a calm park that you liked visiting to do your school work

He would drop and pick you up from classes and take you home, he would sit with you until you finished your work and encourage you nonstop

Sometimes he would make you take mental breaks and pull out his guitar to sing, he would make you laugh anything to see you smile

He was supportive and encouraging during the whole thing and it was the most helpful thing anyone had ever done for you!

A/n: I LOVED WRITING THIS OMG!!!! LET ME KNOW IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST ANYTHING!

[legendsoffandoms]

Thinking about two Lloyd Dr aus rn

1. Is like a mercenary/bounty hunter(though he refuses to hunt dragons and oni) instead of staying at the monastery, because he needs money to buy food and supplies. So he starts doing bounty and/or letting people hire him. Though he doesn’t do jobs that kill people and/pr creatures at first, but over time he slowly starts taking them. But he only kills people who he thinks deserve it, so he’s a relatively good guy. He also doesn’t take jobs from clearly bad people, and doesn’t go through with a job once he realizes the person who hired him is bad.

But he still ends up finding Arin and Sora(and Ryu), and becomes their dad :). But oh no, he finds the ninja. And they aren’t supportive of the whole job, so that’s a big plot point. Oh and maybe Imperial (or however you spell it) try and hire Lloyd, another plot point. Arin and Soea get nervous thinking he’ll accept. Blah blah angst

He also looks like a bad ass, has horns because yes. Though his long hair hides it, because coolness. The kiddos love putting his hair up to reveal his horns and side shave. Oh, he also has dragon features like ears and a tail that he hides.(Fun fact: I gc them as dark green and black because his oni side is gold and purple. And I want them to be opposites but also really not)

Also the reason to me why he could not stay the monastery despite still being dumped there, is because he is traumatized. He doesn’t want to be in the place where he lived with his family. Because honestly, he doesn’t even know if they’re alive. And that thought alone convinced him to find somewhere else, now he didn’t settle far. In cause he did find the Ninja, but he hadn’t touch the place since he packed up his things and left. Just random check up’s to make sure no one tried to stay there. (This is just my hc for this au, you can have a different reason or him just not landing there at all. I honestly don’t mind if you don’t like the reason and go for something else, whatever you feel is right)

2. Is like an au where the events of the merge happen a lot sooner, and at the end of crystallized I hc Lloyd as 16(which is says on the fandom wiki but idk if that’s cannon or not). So instead of being in his early 20s Lloyd is like 14.

Because this happens before seabond, so Lloyd is 14. And trying to navigate the world(now to make this au line up, Arin and Sora are gonna be a bit older than they would be. So like 8-10)

And now Lloyd is a dad with two kids and a baby dragon, he has no idea what to do. And is on the verge of a meltdown 24/7 like dr Lloyd is.

Oh and he hasn’t unlocked his oni powers yet cause of the timeline, so angst anyone??

There’s my aus, do what you will with this lol

And have fun out there! Oh and I would love if someone would rope in Greenflower/Forgiven Shipping in to these aus, I don’t feel like it cause I gtg write chp. 2 of my Greenflower fanfic. Which is based off a ninjago hc post I saw lol

Anyways have fun! And be safe with these traumatized kiddos

[shinygemstone]

HERE IS A LIST OF THE 30 MAIN KIPO AUs I WANT BUT WILL NEVER HAVE BECAUSE THE FANFIC COMMUNITY IS TINY IN ORDER OF SPOILERINESS (FEWEST SPOILERS FIRST OBVIOUSLY)

1. An AU where Kipo doesn't end up on the surface in the first episode, and has to go through the events with the mega monkey still looking for her

2. An AU in which all of Kipo's people are actually dead, and she's the only survivor. Depression for everyone!!

3. An AU where Margot never betrayed Wolf, and the two have a very close and codependent relationship. Bonus points if Wolf gets kidnapped by Scarlemagne

4. An AU where Wolf's wolf parents never actually betrayed her and raised her alongside the other children. Wolf girl wolf.

5. AU where the protagonists end up separated after Ratland, with Kipo and Benson trying their best to escape Scarlemagne's place without Scarlemagne realizing they're there while Wolf, Mandu, and Dave try to save them

6. AU like #1, except Lio fucking dies and Kipo's body now assumes it is in danger a lot more. So now she's dealing with the mega monkey and turning into the mega jaguar

7. Kipo gets along a little too well with the timbercats, and they kind of adopt her. Parental Yumyan and Molly. They're not surprised to find out she's part cat and teach her how to properly kitty

8. In which Lio turns out to be the mega monkey, somehow.

9. In which Kipo was raised on the surface, and is kind of known as the local feral half cat creature. Naturally, Scarlemagne kidnaps her for weapon usage and oops. Guess he has to teach the feral out of her

10. In which Jamack joins the protagonists (if you didn't think my man would be here you're wrong)

11. Let Kipo get upset about the whole mega jaguar thing PLEASE

12. Song and Lio raise Kipo, while Song is suppressing the mutagen and struggling more and more as she gets older.

13. Song turns out to fill Dr. Emilia's role, and is actually trying to end mutekind.

14. Emilia gets her hands on Kipo, but mistakes her for a normal human (somehow) so Kipo grows up in the science burrow believing mutes killed her parents and that what Emilia is doing is justified. Bonus points if she's Emilia's protege/assistant/intern

15. Emilia gets her hands on Kipo, knowing that she's Song and Lio's daughter, and decides she can use Kipo as a weapon. This would involve a lot of dehumanization and likely good brother Scarlemagne/Hugo. Also Lio? Totally dead

16. AU where Lio manages to yoink Hugo. That's the AU. Hugo and Lio and Kipo as family.

17. AU #16 with angst: Lio gets captured, so it's just Hugo and Kipo. Bonus points if Kipo grows up in Ratland

18. For even more angst, Scarlemagne kidnaps Kipo, raising her in his blooming empire. Except Scarlemagne has no idea how to raise a child, especially not one who's half mega jaguar.

19. Where Mulholland doesn't help Kipo, and Scarlemagne's coronation goes as planned.

20. Where Emilia kidnapping the mutes was a trap, and it works as planned. Kipo is in for such a bad time.

21. Where what Emilia did to the mutes she kidnapped mutes is a lot more horrific than in cannon.

22. WOLF BOTHERS TO REPLACE STALKY

23. Margot changes her mind about betraying Wolf sooner, and Emilia never captures any of the protagonists. Consequently, Emilia sneaks into timbercat village to conduct her evil plans.

24. Instead of Yumyan, Kipo gets hit by the cure. Consequently, the decision is made to have the mega jaguar deal with all subsequent human incidents. This prevents It's a Trap from happening.

25. Kipo gets hit by the cure, except it works. No more mega jaguar, but she gets back to timbercat village.

26. Kipo goes through with sinking the cruise ship. Insert huge crisis (and maybe Song, Lio, or both of them rejecting Kipo/treating her like a monster. Please. I live for angst)

27. AU where Dave kills child Benson, and is a reoccurring side character who's literally just a bastard

28. Fun Gus Monster Emilia. Like just IMAGINE if she took Gus' DNA instead of the mega walrus. Sludge monsters are underrated imo, and she could do so much fucking damage.

29. Emilia gets stuck as a half mute, and gets shoved in prison. Maybe with Hoag.

30. SCARLEMAGNE LIVES

[ididdedurmom]

How would the gang react if Pony died?

Yet another installment of Evil Head Cannons

This is set post cannon

This is also a response to @habizuh-studios 's ask

TW: Swearing, death, depression, implied suicide

DARRY:

He would have a complete breakdown

He bawls and wails in the hospital waiting room when Pony’s death is announced

All of the walls he built up around himself crumble instantly

He is in bed 24/7, he can’t bring himself to get up

He blames himself for what happened

He is using every sick day and vacation day he has

Guiltiest man alive

He thinks that Pony would still be alive if wasn’t so strict with him

He started smoking, a lot

He feels like shit for making Soda worry about him while their grieving

When he finally can bring himself to get out of bed, he and Soda sit at the table and just talk to each other.

Its really hard for him, since it’s the 60s and mental health isn’t really a talked about thing, let alone men’s mental health

He is never the same

Losing 3 of his friends within weeks of each other, one of which was his kid brother, really fucks him up bad

He has nightmares about losing his parents and brothers, (Soda isn’t dead, but he’s still scared)

SODA:

It’s an automatic switch up when he finds out, one moment he’s leaning into Darry and praying Pony’s okay, and then he’s a sobbing mess

He’s terrified by the sight of Darry crying, the strongest person he knows kneeling and sobbing in a broken mess is terrifying to him

When he gets home, he can’t bring himself to even walk into their, well his, room

Because that’s where he found his poor kid brother, curled up in a ball, lifeless

He can’t help but want to blame himself, he doesn’t even know what for, he just thinks it’s his fault

After a couple days he stops feeling grief, he stops feeling most things for a matter of fact

The world around him stops feeling real, like he’s walking through a melancholy dream

He can barely bring himself to get off the couch, but someone has to make money

If it wasn’t for the worry he felt over Darry he wouldn’t cook, he can barely cook at all, but they have to eat. (They don’t have money for takeout anymore)

Every time he passes the door to Pony’s room he feels his chest tighten

He contemplated following Pony, but ultimately he thought Darry wouldn’t be able to live without his family

Soda couldn’t live for himself, but he could live for the family he had left

He horrified of losing Darry, he terrified of losing any of his friends

STEVE:

He doesn’t know what to do, the shock of it all left him speechless

He didn’t really try to bring it up to Soda Because he didn’t want to see him cry

He heavily debated if what he did was the right move, like he’d listen if Soda wanted to talk, but he never wanted to be the one to bring to up.

He didn’t expect his life to shift the way it did, Pony’s absence from his life took a lot more than he expected

Soda was distant, and Steve couldn’t bring himself to go to their house

It just left him so alone

Even Two-Bit was gone

Evie tried to talk to him about it, thinking maybe it would make him feel better, but it made him feel worse

Steve hated bringing up his feelings, especially the ones people already knew about

Without the rest of the gang, all he had was Evie, and his job

And neither were helping

TWO-BIT:

Steve was the one who told him, to say it was crushing is an understatement

He thought Steve was joking when he said it, Two-Bit didn’t find it a bit funny then, and especially not funny when he found out it was true.

He was speechless, there was no joke that would lighten a mood that dark

Once the initial shock was over, he split, he was gone like the wind (hehehehehehe)

By the time any of the gang saw him again, it was in a newspaper article titled, “Drunkard Arrested for Public Drunkenness, Aggravated Assault, and Theft.”

The boy had gotten drunk off his ass, robbed a 10 cent store, and beaten a Soc in broad daylight.

Its a wonder he wasn’t arrested sooner

When he was finally released after a year and a half and he went home, he was left wondering what he would do if his sister died like Pony.

Even after a year, he still wasn’t over it

I apologize for this being ass, I was really sad the whole time. 🙏🙏

I'm also taking a break from my homework to post this!!

[wildissylupus]

How do you think things would have turned out if it had been Ashe who was put in deadlock instead of Cassidy?

Ok first, the big difference I think would happen is that Cassidy would raise hell, Ashe's loyalty and "no man left behind" attitude came from Cass, so I do think Cassidy would have picked up a fuss until he found out that Ashe joined Blackwatch. Which honestly, I think Ashe would feel a lot more guilty in joining Blackwatch and I think Cassidy would be a lot more pissed about it, cause he would have been fresh off of Julian's betrayal. Meaning I think Cassidy would take this situation harder the Ashe does in cannon.

I also think that Ashe's redemption would not really start until the Swiss Base explosion. I also think she wouldn't have been taken in by Ana, I think she would have been trained by Sojourn because in cannon Sojourn seems to be the only one other than Cassidy to acknowledge that Ashe has the potential and capacity to do good.

She also wouldn't of had the same dynamics with everyone, I honestly see her and Jack getting along rather quickly while she remains hostile towards Gabe. Also I think B.O.B would join her is Blackwatch, so Blackwatch would have a tank in this universe.

I also feel like she would have left sooner then Cassidy. She didn't have that same loyalty or the same drive to do better that Cassidy had, I think that drive would start when she tried to go back to Deadlock only to see how her leaving effected everyone. Her redemption starts after she leaves Overwatch, not when she joins it.

Now with Cassidy I see him going three ways, remaining the leader of Deadlock, joining Talon, or a combination of both. Again I think Cass would take this betrayal harder then Ashe does.

Out of all the possibilities I think Cassidy would end up joining Talon in this AU, cause Deadlock Cassidy is a good second-in-command and has the potential to be a good leader, but without Reyes and Ana I doubt he would ever learn the necessary skills to be a good leader. I also think that this version of Cassidy has never been able to exit survival mode and as a result he isn't really loyal to Talon but loyal to whoever pays him the highest.

Despite this, considering how long Cassidy would have been a part of Talon and how skilled he already was, I see this version of Cassidy being a very high ranking Talon member. Maybe even second-in-command to Doomfist. Which is funny to think about cause you know that this version of Cassidy, even though he's with Talon, would still have to deal with Reapers anger issues.

At least he gets paid to deal with it this time.

Side note, the angst that would come from Ashe finding out that because she joined Blackwatch, Cassidy ended up joining Talon is so fun to think about, another thing that would change is Cassidy's trust issues would be amplified.

I think a lot of other canon stuff would still happen like the Venice incident, the swiss base explosion, stuff like that would still happen, but certain characters would be different. Like Pharah, without Cassidy she wouldn't of had that one person who supported her no matter what, who was proud of her no matter what, not only that but without Cassidy I doubt her and Ana would have ever reconciled.

Basically timeline wise I don't think much would change other then Deadlock disbanding, character wise though? With how influential Cassidy was with a lot of characters arcs? It would be very different.

I don't think the creator of this AU is posting stuff for it anymore but I did find an AU where Hanzo and Ashe joined Blackwatch instead of Genji and Cassidy. It called "Horrible Criminal Children."

Honestly this ask has got me think one thing in cannon and that is, did Reyes ever pull the "Maybe I should have hired Ashe" card with Cassidy? We know he did that to Genji with Hanzo, so did he ever do that to Cassidy? I want to see that reaction cause Cass would not have let that slide-

(Edit: You have given me brain rot and now I'm very tempted to make this a full AU)

[sullustangin]

SWTOR 7.3 Feedback

Non-spoilery stuff first

No technical glitches that I experienced on two playthroughs on Pubside.  Minus one or two moments with Odessen NPCs wandering around, nothing broke the game or immersion.  All the quests worked for credit; I had the weekly for Ruhnuk not work the time round, so this was nice. 

I am aware that there are some financial changes they’re trying to patch back.  Basically, too much is being charged between trades with other players directly and when mailing to alts.  Also!  There is now a 30-day cooldown period between joining a guild and being able to access the guild bank. So get those alts in sooner rather than later, especially if you plan on raiding/doing group stuff with them.

On the Gunslingers and Snipers you now have a 2% per 3 seconds passive heal while in cover  -- level 64 option.  This is a big deal for survivability for these two classes.  I ran dailies and set my companion to DPS.  I had to pause and heal the comp after combat, not myself.   No more glass cannon, but this might be nerfed soon, since it’s a little op.  I’m going to have fun with it while I can.

If you love the Mantellian Privateer or Mira’s Armor from KOTOR II but can’t afford either on Cartel Market, good news:  the Mira set from Bounty Association (the event that comes around every 1-2 months) is now unlockable in collections.  So if you have a Mando char that goes hard on Bounty week, you now have a new cert sink + unlock with Cartel Points for the whole account.  There are some subtle differences in the outfits for the discerning Space Barbie player.

The Date Nights don’t happen in this patch; I would guess it will probably be activated during Night Life in July. Speculation on my part, though

Non-Spoilery Plot Stuff:  A lot of characters that we had the previous option to kill are present in this patch.  This really gives me hope for future content; I previously complained that Bioware was writing to the deadest version of the game (where they assume everyone is dead and only work with Lana).  We got A LOT of coverage with ‘optional’ characters, so this does give me hope for the future writing: assume everyone is alive, and some people get less content.  I’ll talk about what that means later for this patch.

Onward to spoilery stuff.

Torian does get an Alliance alert, which his ba’vodu Eva answered; this is unromanced I feel good about the Torian piece I just reblogged, because it seems consistent with what we see here.  Torian thought the drama over his father was over, the shame was done, the name redeemed -- and there is all is, resurrected from the dead.  Even more content with our neighborhood Mando really does make me want equivalent content with Vette; given that (shitty) decision was almost 7 years ago now and we JUST got a storyline with payoff for that choice, Vette needs some love now, romantic or platonic, beyond Date Night. 

The only downside to letting Torian live at the moment, especially if you’re a smug or bh, is that you lose quality screen time with Akaavi Spar on Ruhnuk. She comes to your rescue in the final fight.  I also feel as if this scene should have been back with the 6.2 content drop, when the banner is first stolen, but it does work here as well, with the burning of it compounding all of Torian’s feelings about his history. 

While Eva does hate that burnt tater thot, the content for Arcann was really good.  I actively wonder if they are pulling things from the aborted third KotXX expansion.  THIS is the character development many of us wanted to see before romancing him: we wanted to see the realization of what he’d done, the desire to fix things, the acknowledgement it may never be enough for some people.  Ding Ding Ding!  I did view both versions of the Darth Nul investigation -- I killed him on DS Eva and let him live on my sunshine and Rainbows LS smug Dyo -- and the version with Arcann in it is so much better.  You also get an additional scene with him; romanced folks get a hug! 

Like the Torian scene, this Arcann development probably should have been earlier in the plotline, but WAAAAY earlier -- like 6+ years.  I think before the romance trigger, most definitely, but at least by the time of Nathema, especially if the Commander takes any of his advice to heart regarding Theron.  I think this falls to fan fic writers to fix, in terms of char dev. 

As I mentioned above, both of these guys are killable.  And they got some great content this patch.  The story feels better with both of them in it. 

As for our dynamic duo, Lana and Theron do show up and play a vocal role with Shae in regard to the interrogation of Malgus.  Theron does get to call Shae out on her working with Malgus to sack Coruscant 2x years ago (I have no idea what year we’re in since COVID screwed everything up).  We also get wonderfully protective partners in Lana and Theron.  Theron makes a comment that the work among other “benefits” keep him young if you’ve romanced him -- poor Lana.  There is noticeable smoldering going on between him and the romanced PC.  Theron does provide significant dialogue content and reaction shots, even though he’s killable.  And of course you get a Theron letter, which alludes to Date Night.  In sum, I don’t think Theron was at all side-lined compared to Lana.

The one weak part of all this is the tenuous connection between the Voss and Malgus’s plans.  In part, it’s becacuse Sana Rae had to be on Voss and decided to kill a few birds with one stone (or one Commander).   It boils down to a vision in which the PC saves the galaxy again.  We do get the tidbit that if we outright kill Malgus, things happen faster, but ‘things’ are ‘inevitable.’  Some of the ‘mundane’ quests verge on the ridiculous, but Star Wars always stomps on character hubris when it can. 

Did I enjoy going back to Voss?  Yup.  Did it make sense, given the nature of the Arcann content?  Yup; if you didn’t spare Arcann, this feels more contrived than if you did, in my opinion.  If I recall correctly, Voss was supposed to be visited in an earlier expansion but that was also canned. 

The transition from Bioware to Broadsword may be bringing old things back to life to ‘finish’ the game -- or start a new beginning.  I remain optimistic.  I will say that the old story of Voss and the new story post Eternal Empire does spin together well.

Good patch, in my opinion, minus the issues with the economic system that are ongoing.

[adiabolikpastel]

Full Moon Musing;; Wolf Kingdom

Hello Everyone,

In keeping with my goal of posting more - I thought that today would be a great day to talk about the Full Moon, our first Full Moon of 2023! This month we will have a Wolf Moon, which through google, I learned that it's named after howling, hungry wolves that make themselves known near human settlements, usually around the month of January. 

So with that in mind, I wanted to muse a bit about the Wolf Kingdom - something that isn't really known about in the cannon. I have touched on a few aspects of this kingdom in the past. I mentioned in this post about winter time and the idea that the Wolf clan celebrate things a little different.

Keep in mind - this idea lives mostly in the Excruciating Duplicity universe, as it actually involves the other kingdoms. Also, this post is kind of long... Enjoy!

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This idea of the first full moon in January being a 'Wolf Moon' plays into my original thought quite well. In the Wolf Kingdom, and more so in the Wolf Clan itself - the winter time is a celebration of a new year, rather than any human traditions or religion.

In my original pitch, I said that the celebration last about 10 days. This was off of the idea that hunting conditions would have the proper time to settle. I would now love to change that idea! Instead of giving the celebrations a firm time limit, I would say that the New Years Celebrations last until the Full Moon. Since this happens different each year ( 2022 (17th), 2021 (28th), 2020 (10th) ) The Makai is not some primitive place, so I think it's fair to assume they have ways of tracking the Moon's phases, and are able to plan accordingly.

Around the beginning of the Fall Season, is when the leaders and elders look into the length of the celebration. Depending on how long from the night before the first of the year, until the full moon, will be the duration of the festivities. So, they need to, not only plan out what to do - but also ensure that there is enough food and drink to last - without setting them up for a harsh start to the winter.

Let's assume that in the year 2021, where the full moon did not come until the end of the month - the tribes celebrated the new year the entire time. That would have not only put a large dent in the supplies - but probably saw the biggest boom in off spring in the Kingdom. Then to take the next year and make it last until the 17th, they were probably relieved when it was foretold that the moon would be here sooner this year.

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With that in the either - I would like to paint a picture of what this years celebration has looked like.

With this being the second year since the long new year celebration, the Wolf Kingdom would have calmer and more intimate festivities. This year's festival was short, but it meant a lot for the Kingdom. Night one was celebrated with dancing - bringing in the New Year with a party that echoed through the entire territory. Night two celebrated the lives which were born in the past year - while days three and four celebrated all the youth the kingdom was blessed with. The fifth day and night were celebrated for fruitful fertility of the future.

All to build to the final day of the celebration, a grand ball - of sorts. The Kingdom actually inviting in the other lords to celebrate the new year with them. Normally, the full moon is devoted to the future fertility of the Kingdom, however, since they were blessed enough for the next couple of years - it is decided to have the other Lords attend, and bring their families.

All too quickly, the Adler's arrive - brining their entire royal family. Like, all of them, all of the kids and their families too. For reference, the Adler King (Ajax) has 11 children, where 7 are married with families. Not to mention - Ajax would also bring along the different territory leaders and their families as well. Eberto said its about fertility and unity, and Ajax responded with "BET FAM"

The Bat Clan would accept, however, I don't think all of the Sakamaki siblings would come. Karlheinz would bring Skye along, Shu would come with Callista - which would also trigger Reiji to come as well. However, that would be all - which I think is very fitting for the dynamic of Karl not being close with his sons.

The Vibora / Demon King does attend, and forces his son to as well. He will die on the hill that their family is superior, despite being the smallest of the four great Kingdoms. He does bring a handful of his servant attendance, including a certain Lapine. Similar to Ajax, he also allows for other noble families to attend - annoyed that the two had the same idea.

And... that is about it. The night is rather interesting but I can leave that to your imagination (or you can ask for more info, always~).

I hope that you enjoyed my submission for more DL lore and world building, and that the first Full Moon of the year finds you well.

[redheadjustin]

Hey I want to know if you can do a head Cannon for Sam Uley saving and imprinting a demigod son of Jupiter

WARNING!!!! this contains a lot of cussing and coarse language. this is becase i wrote this in a sad and angry mood. so anyone under 13 should not read this. 

Oh, how you hated your life and how the fates had shaped it. You were born Y/N Y/L/N in California. You knew from a very young age you were the son of Jupiter, the king of the Roman gods, God of Honor, Justice and Lightning and Lord of the Sky. It pained you that while he loved you and spoke to you as you grew up he wasn’t around much. But, you did see your Godly siblings more often and they expressed how much they thought you should grow up with them, yes even Diana.

Your father had a one night stand with your mother just as she started college. Your mother was a child of Athena and passed her smarts on to you. Your mother heavily abused you growing up. You see, Jupiter had been spending most of his spare time as a mortal and was your mother’s best friend. She never knew your father was Zeus’ other half until later. They both got drunk and well, it doesn't take the Goddess of wisdom to figure out what happened.

When your mother told Jupiter about the pregnancy he came clean and well, it wasn’t pretty. He didn’t know Your mother was the demiGod child of Minerva’s Greek counterpart exactly but did suspect she was a demiGod. He just didn’t know which pantheon your mother was descended from.

Minerva and Athena weren’t pleased. Minerva wasn’t pleased because Jupiter had put her in conflict with Athena. And Athena Was pissed that A ROMAN GOD had dared to have sex with a GREEK demigod and more importantly HER daughter.

So, while your mother wanted to have an abortion, she  couldn’t as you were the child of the king of the Roman gods and well, she didn’t want to spend her afterlife in the felids of punishment. So, while she wasn’t told to carry you to term she knew that it was in her best interest and carry you she did.

You were a very quiet baby. You hardly ever cried. But, your mother hated You because of who your father was. You had his electric blue eyes and his curly hair and your face was just Jupiter’s but on a younger body. You were a very compassionate child. You were known around the neighborhood as the kid to go to if they needed a shoulder to cry on. Yet another thing your mother hated about you.

The abuse didn’t start till you were seven. It was…hard for your mother to resume her schooling after your birth. Your father made sure your mom had MORE than enough money to live at Camp Jupiter and to spoil you rotten. But as you grew up she was more and more reminded of how your father USED to be her best friend and pretended to be human and it drove her insane. You were Truly your fathers son and She heavily resented how her life had turned out.

On your seventh birthday your mom had enough and snapped. It was after dinner and you accidentally shot lighting. Your mom went ballistic. By the time it was over you were a bloody mess and too tired to pray to your father or godly siblings for help. And it only got worse as the years went one.

It was when you were seventeen Jupiter found out about your mother’s treatment of you. To say he was pissed would be an understatement.  He flashed in and stopped yet another beating and you cried tears of joy. But, your father knew a place where you’ll find love and happiness and you’d be the company of other supernatural creatures.

“My child, I’m sorry for not noticing sooner. I’ll take care of your mother and I know a place for you to go to heal my Child.” Your father said with a sadness you were unused to hearing in a God’s voice. Your father went on to tell you about Forks, Washington. And more specifically the Reservation.

So that’s how you found yourself moving into one of the nicer houses on the Quileute reservation with help from Mercury. You smiled as Your older, Godly brother set the last thing in your bedroom as he also helped unpack. “There you go little brother! Take care of yourself, Yeah?” The messenger God said with a fond smile ruffling your hair before leaving. While you didn’t want to keep your brother away from his Godly duties, you were exceptionally lonely. What you didn’t know was soon you’d find your mate and he would catch you up on seventeen years of love.

It was during a walk through the woods when you met a giant black wolf. You smiled as you knew about the shifter packs of the world and were told of a pack of wolf shifters in Forks by your father as he dropped you off. You wanted nothing to do with the supernatural world. You would TRY to stay away from the wolfpack and you sure as Hades were gonna stay away from the vampires. But, the fucking fates would not LEAVE YOU THE FUCK ALONE. You were starting to know how Percey felt.

When your eyes met you knew. You knew that your mate was the black wolf. Were you shocked? Yes. Did it bother you? No. Why would it? You were the son of the King of the Roman Gods and were trained from the moment you were able to stand to kill monsters that the entire world thought were myths for Zeus’ Sake!!

The Love you felt for Sam was instant. You saw yourself with him for the rest of your life. You even saw yourself turning down the opportunity to become a God unless Sam and his pack were offered immortality. You have been around Apollo enough to know that these were possible futures. But, you didn’t care.

The pack strangely Looked at you as more of a little brother than their Alpha’s mate. Which wasn’t necessarily a bad thing. They are hugely protective of you and will destroy anyone that even looks like they would harm you. Eventually they understand that while they can protect you, you were raised to fight the supernatural and your scent will draw monsters to you and it’s your job to kill them. They don’t seem happy about it but eventually they get it.

Sam on the other hand wants to storm Olympus and give Jupiter a piece of his mind. And ask your uncle Pluto to allow the pack to have some alone time with your mother. He will literally fight an entire army of Titans alone for you.

The most the two of you will do for the first two years of your relationship is cuddle and kiss. You're seventeen when you met the twenty year old Sam. And sam is nothing but a gentleman unlike some others in the pack ( *cough* Paul- man whore- Lahote *cough*) and would never force you into anything ( *cough* Jacob- someone get this boy a hug and tell him he’s good enough- Black*).

Sam is outright murderous when the elders force you to enroll into Forks High School. He Doesn't want you ANYWHERE the Cullens. “Sam, I’ve fought the Goddamn minotaur. I can handle some vampires who are on a vegetarian diet.” your voice is borderline indignant by the time you're done. It wasn't that you thought that Sam was being ridiculous. You just weren’t used to people caring about your safety. The glare that Sam sent you caused a smirk to pop on your face.

Your first day of school in Forks was…fucking intresting. Sam made you go with more than enough firepower to destroy the Cullens ten times over. You thought he was being insane and anael about it. But, well his alpha voice doesn’t work on just the wolves. He told you about all the Cullens gifts and you nearly passed out when you learned about Edward’s ability to read minds. Jacob was quick to defend his imprint and tell you he had absolutely no control over what he heard. You felt sympathy towards the immortal teenager as it was the same way with your lightning when you were younger. You and Sam gave permission for Jacob to tell Edward about your past and lineage as to not give him a heart attack or the vampire equivalent of one.

As it turned out you had most of your classes with Edward. The bronze haired vampire took to you like a duck to water. He felt you were a kindred spirit and knew most of his struggles. You struggle to let your mate love you. You have self hate issues and your family is…volatile.

The cullens are the only vampires you like. Well, it’s more like begrudging respect for Bella. You eventually tell The Cullens of the only other experience of vampires you had. It was your first quest and you were sent with your two best friends. Your mission was to assess if the vampire conley that had been established near New Rome was dangerous. It was supposed to be a diplomatic mission. Or it was until two newborn vampires had a bad reaction to your friend's demiGod blood. It became a battle. For some reason your grief over seeing your friends die in front of you sent the vampires feral. You still had the scars. You used your powers and killed ALL the vampires with your lighting. That’s why you hated Vampires except the Cullens. Sam knew that’s why he nearly had an aneurysm over the elder forcing you to go to Forks high.

Your life was looking up. You had Sam, the Pack and Cullens to help you heal. Plus, the occasional visit from your Godly family helped too. You were told of Victoria but stayed out of it at Sam’s begging. He knew you were capable but he believed you were in no condition mentaly to be involved in what was quickly becoming a war. You mostly agreed to that line of thinking. You weren’t in the state of mind to fight a GODLY war. But this wasn’t a Godly war. This was a vampire war and you would stay out of it until someone forced your hand.

and , Oh Boy! Force your hand they did. It was after Harry Clearwater died. You hated that Leah was a part of the pack now as she believed that Sam chose you over her. But, it broke your heart when Seth joined. He was the youngest but he still felt like an older brother. Unlike others in the pack, Seth and Leah had the perfect childhood. Loving parents, good food, a roof, a mother who cared and a father who knew what it was to be a shifter but also put his family first. Their childhood was everything yours wasn’t and you were pissed.

You were sitting at the beach. You were angry. Not at Sam, the pack, the Cullens or your Godly family. No, you were pissed at the fates and Victoria. You were pissed at the fates as they forced another child to become a soldier and grow up far sooner than he needed to. You were pissed at Victoria because she was being petty. She was after Bella because her mate was killed for going after Bella before she was a vampire and still with Edward. You thought you were done with petty nonsense when you moved here. That you didn’t have to watch those you deserve better suffer any more. But you were worng and it Pissed you the Hell off. You didn’t hear the footsteps behind you until you felt a presence behind you. You knew who it was and as your eyes darkened storm clouds gathered.

“I thought by Killing the old man would get the mutts to back off. Maybe killing the alpha’s mate will, hm?” Victoria asked with a condescending tone. You stood up as the clouds started to charge with electricity. “You are fucking with the wrong pack you redheaded bitch. You are messing with the son of the king of the Roman Gods. and you have pissed me the fuck off. So, since you think Harry’s death was a warning. I’ll give you one.” Your eyes started shining with white specs of lighting. Lightning struck the ocean behind you. Victoria’s red eyes widened with fear as you made lightning strike right in front of her. After that, she dashed away. You were in the game now, no matter what Sam said.

Sam was not pleased but allowed you to join the battle. You waited in the clearing with your full Roman battle armor on and your sword waiting. As the army of Newborn vampires rushed to you, the wolves and the Cullens you stood in the eye of the storm as you saw a clear path to victoria. You placed a kiss on Sam’s forehead before he and the pack, minus Seth rushed to meet the newborns in the battle.

As you stalked to Victoria you sent lightning to random newborns to help your family. As Victoria saw you aprching true, unadulterated fear shone in her eyes. You smirked as the red haired vampire rushed to you. You took your sword and chopped her right arm off. You smirked at her scream.

“H-how? O-only other V-v-vampires can-” You enjoyed her stuttering and fear but you wanted to end the battle fast and fall asleep in Sam’s arms. “I told you that you were messing with the son of the king of the Roman Gods’ son’s family. But, you pressed the issue and pissed me off and now you get to see what happens when you mess with Y/N Y/l/N son of Jupiter.” and with that you chopped her head off thus ending the four hundred and seventy something year life of the red haired bitch.

Later that night you lay in bed in Sam’s arms. Sam was playing with your curly hair and you loved it. “...thank you Y/N. For helping us end this mess.” Your smile resembled Apollo’s at that moment. “No problem, love. I ,uh, got a note from my dad today. He wants to invite the pack to dinner on olympus.” You said with hesitation. You just wanted to be left alone but Sam had mentioned that he wanted to meet the Godly side of your family. And it was hard to say no to Sam. “Good.  Just tell me when my darling boy and we’ll all go. And Y/N? You're not fighting another battle. I’ll fight them for you.” You smiled as the alpha wolf kissed your forehead. When you first came to Forks you didn’t believe you deserve a mate but now, you wondered how you ever thought otherwise. Because you and Sam were perfect.

[devildomdisaster]

Idk if you read Lore Olympus but chapter 129 gave me an angsty request idea.

So Persephone, who’s the goddess of spring, goes into a hibernation-like state and when her emotions go out of control, she ends up growing her hair really long and her body sprouts a lot of plants from her; to the point of covering her and whatever area she’s in with her plants.

So I would like to request head cannons of the Brothers reacting to an MC who gets really sad whenever the brothers insult or threaten them and after several weeks of being berated by demons it causes MC to shut down and go to their room but mistakes a comfort spell with a plant curse that causes their hair and plants to grow continuously long. The plants fill up MC’s room and while they would normally be surprised at the mistake, they don’t care any more. They allow the plants to to grow, even wrap around their neck and body, and hopes the curse kills them off before the brothers notice as they go in the “hibernation” stage of the curse (The curse causes the victim to grow a lot of plants and vines from their body until they die, which can take a few days).

I’m sorry for being so long and descriptive, I just wanna see the Bros panic and feel guilty that MC felt pushed to do this to themselves but I understand if you don’t want to do it

I don't read Lore Olympus but you described the situation really well so I hope this is something close to what you wanted.

Comfort spell gone wrong

Lately, nothing seemed to be good enough for the demons. No matter what you did one of them would find something to berate you for.

“Mc, your grades are subpar even for an exchange student. You’ll have to try harder in order to not be a disappointment to Diavolo and myself.” Lucifer warned over breakfast.

“Mc, you burned dinner. You should learn to be a better cook.” Beel grumbled. As if you had ever seen any of these ingredients before ending up in the Devildom.

Even Mammon seemed to be in a particularly unpleasant mood. A never-ending string of complaints about how hard it is to protect an ordinary human. “Geez, you’re such a hassle human.”

Taking refuge in the library to study and to give Mammon a break from you proved disastrous and nearly deadly. Somehow you’d managed to spill your cup of tea all over an old somewhat rare text after Asmo had barged in and startled you. Your string of bad luck continued when Satan rounded the corner and saw the soggy tea-stained pages you’d been trying to decipher. In his fit of rage, he’d called you several unpleasant names and asked if you were “capable of doing anything right or if all humans are as stupid as you?” You’d left as quickly as you were able to avoid any more of his wrath.

No matter where you went you kept walking in on Belphie napping and without fail he’d say something nasty to you, that would make tears burn the backs of your eyes.

Levi had angrily called you a “useless normie,” who he wished would “never come back.” and had pushed you from his room with a slam of his door.

Even Asmo who usually just ignored you when he was upset found every reason imaginable to critique your every aspect. Physical and personality. Not a single one of which made you feel any more than worthless.

So was it any wonder when at the end of a long week you’d locked yourself in your room and decided to try that comfort spell you’d heard Solomon talking about? It seemed simple enough. But then your tears had blurred your vision as you’d recited the words and your Latin was still shaky at best. But it was just a few lines! And there was no way you were going to go to one of the brothers for comfort when they had seemed perfectly happy to make you miserable for the last few weeks.

You’d read the spell aloud and curled up hoping that the spell would kick in and you’d feel even just the slightest bit better. The blinding green light and sudden drop in energy was the first and only warning the spell had gone wrong. But being new to magic meant it still sapped your energy, so you didn’t stop to think something might be wrong. By the time you realized what was happening, everything was out of control. Plants had begun to sprout from your skin and the floor around you, growing and growing. With each inch they grew you felt your exhaustion creep up and consume you. You were just so tired. Your eyes fluttered closed. This was wrong! You forced your eyes open again. You need to fix this. The spell! But a short nap wouldn’t hurt, would it? You’d have more energy after you woke up. Then you could go get one of the brothers. Satan would know how to fix this. Or Lucifer! He’d clean the spell up easily. Yes, after you woke up…

Lucifer hadn’t seen you all weekend. He figures you’re most likely studying. But you don’t show up for meals and none of his brothers have seen you either… and oh Diavolo! He can feel the spell from the dining room. How did he not notice sooner? The cold pulling sensation of the spell, like it was sucking the warmth and life from its surroundings.

When Lucifer reaches your door Mammon is already there. Knocking and shouting for you, but there's no answer. He all but breaks your door down, his brothers behind him, and finds you at the center of the spell. Unresponsive and covered in the plants using your energy to grow. The plants had begun climbing up the walls and twisting through your hair, sending out snow-white flowers.

“Beel! Don’t!” Lucifer warns as Beel reaches out to pull a handful of plants from you. “We don’t know what did this and what will happen to Mc if we just rip the spell off like that.”

“Lucifer, Mc did this to themself,” Satan points to the open spellbook. “It looks like they got a comfort spell mixed up.”

Fortunately, your last tired thoughts were correct and Lucifer is able to break the spell quickly. You wake surrounded by the brothers.

Lucifer:

All this happened for a comfort spell? Because you didn’t feel like you could come to him, to any of them?

He’s so sorry Mc. Enough that as he leans down to pick you up out of the mess of withering plants you can feel tears fall onto your face.

“Nothing I did was good enough for you Lucifer. Any of you. I just wanted to feel… I just wanted-”

His heart breaks when he realizes this is his brother’s fault, his fault. “You are always good enough, Mc. Much more than I could ever ask you to be, and if I ever made you feel like you weren't. No, the fact that I made you feel like you weren’t, means I have been truly terrible.”

You’re choking back your own tears now and you curl further into his arms as he carries you down the hall. “You said I was a disappointment.”

“My dear Mc, you have never been, nor could you ever be a disappointment to me. Forgive me for ever making you feel as if you were.”

Lucifer takes you to his bathroom and draws you a bath to wash away the last of the plant matter from your body.

Afterward, he’ll bring you anything you ask for. He wants to wrap you in his arms but doesn’t want to push you, so he asks softly if he can hold you.

He’ll spend weeks trying to make this up to you, even after you forgive him, he’ll be sure to tell you how much he loves you more often than he did before.

Mammon:

Shit human! Why didn’t you come to him? He loves you so much and oh. He made you feel like a burden.

How could he be so stupid when he knows how his brothers make him feel?

Mammon begs for your forgiveness in front of all his brothers.

“Please can ya forgive me? I never meant to make ya feel like a burden. You're the only human I- I want to protect you Mc. I’m so sorry.”

Mammon helps you up and since your room is covered in plants he offers to let you sleep in his room for the night.

He wraps you in blankets and brushes the hair from your face with trembling fingertips.

There are still a few stubborn leaves sticking to your face and in your hair so Mammon takes a warm washcloth and wipes them from your face before gently untangling the plants from your hair.

You’ll be getting little gifts and tokens of mammon’s affections for the foreseeable future.

Levi:

He threw you out of his room when you came to him for comfort and the guilt at seeing you almost die because of it is eating him alive.

He feels frozen

Maybe you would be better off without an otaku shut-in like him. He starts avoiding you like the plague.

You start to think that Levi is so disgusted with the fact that you did that spell that he doesn’t want anything to do with you anymore.

Despite this Levi still checks up on you. He wants to know that you are ok, he just does it without you knowing.

He’ll ask his brothers about you and discreetly glance at you during meals to make sure you’re eating enough and look healthy.

A few days later when your favorite and manga anime start showing up outside your door you confront Levi. “Are you mad at me? Do you just not want to be around me after what happened? Levi, I miss you!”

He is shook, and he can’t believe he messed up so badly.

He’s happy that he can invite you to hang out again, and he makes sure to spend long nights gaming or watching movies with you until you fall asleep against him. He’ll even stutter out how much he treasures his time with you, blushing fiercely all the while.

Satan:

Satan feels anger swell up inside him. How could he have let this happen? How could no one have seen how upset you were?

Once the spell has been dissolved he is at your side instantly. Brushing vines from your skin. His fingers are shaking in anger but his touch is so gentle.

When both you and your room are cleaned up Satan sits at your bedside, book in hand, reading to you.

He just wants to be close to you now. He wants you to know how much he cares about you but is still too worked up to get his thoughts out properly.

Eventually, his thoughts calm and he stops reading in the middle of a sentence. “Mc, I am so sorry. I never meant to make you feel unwanted. Every day I spend with you is infinitely better than a day without you. I know the spell was a mistake but… we almost lost you. I almost lost you.”

He wants to talk about what pushed you to do this. He won’t push but he really does think that he will be better able to help you if he understands.

Satan makes sure to spend more time with you from now on. He makes a conscious effort to check his temper at the door and be with you when you need him.

Sometimes he’ll just read to you until one of you confides in the other in quiet voices.

Asmo:

As you blink your eyes open Asmo gently brushes some plants from your cheek.

You are so pale and his heart breaks as you flinch away from him. You feel like a mess and you know you must look like one too so curl your body away from him trying to hide. Trying to avoid his critical gaze.

This is the moment Asmo knows he screwed up.

He draws his hand back, for a moment, before reaching out to you again. Cupping your cheek and wiping your tears away with perfectly manicured hands.

Lucifer has him take you to his bathroom to clean up while the rest of the brothers work to clear the plants from your room.

Asmo is quiet for a long while as he untangles plants from your hair.

“You’re so loved, Mc,” he says softly. “You are.” he insists when you shake your head no.

“More than you could ever know, and it’s our fault for not telling you. My fault for not making you feel worthy.”

After this incident, Asmo wants to make sure you know how beautiful you are. He starts self-care days once a week that soon turn into whole family affairs. Each week different combinations of his brother attend and you all work to pamper each other.

Asmo makes sure nothing like this happens again, he never wants to be part of the reason you feel unloved ever again.

Beel:

At first, Beel thinks you did this on purpose. Once the brothers realize you messed up the spell he is less angry but no less distraught.

Once you wake up, he wants to take you to get desserts. He’s heard humans eat Chocolate/ other sweets to feel better. And this makes sense to him, food does make everything better.

But you don’t want to go to Madam Screams or the kitchen to make your own. You’re still so tired. Not to mention embarrassed that you screwed the spell up this bad.

And now they are all staring at you like they care so much when none of them had any time to notice how they were making you feel before.

When you become unresponsive to the brother’s questions and apologies Beel scoops you up in his arms and walks away with you.

Something about the way he holds you close to his chest and his warmth causes you to finally let go.

You bury your face in his shirt to muffle your crying.

“I just… I felt so alone! And… I...but no one” you gasp out shakily between sobs.

Beel soothes you with soft murmuring as he gently cards his fingers through your hair and strokes down your back.

Once your crying quiets he starts to speak “Don’t do that again. You can always come to me Mc. I’m so sorry you felt like you couldn’t”

Belphie:

Belphie thinks it’s a joke at first. “Man, how could they mess up this bad?”

Then he sees Lucifer’s panicked expression and it hits him how serious this is.

Belphie is immediately by your side. Hands frantically feeling your wrist for a pulse.

After Lucifer breaks the spell and your eyes flutter open Belphie is filled with relief until a wave of guilt washes through him.

He can’t believe he fucked up so badly again. Sure this time he didn’t directly cause you physical harm, but he did play a role in causing you to almost die again.

“I am so very sorry Mc, I never meant to hurt you.”

He does everything he can think of to make it up to you. Anything you ask him for, as long as it’s within his power, is yours. No questions asked.

He asks permission just to hold your hand for weeks afterward as if he thinks you’ll come to your senses and decide you don’t want anything to do with him.

He wants to comfort you so bad.

To make sure you don’t feel like this again Belphie pulls you away to nap with him as often as he can get away with it. Most likely only a few times a week (much less often than he would like). Sometimes he uses this time just to talk with you. Others you really do nap, and Belphie curls himself around you. Occasionally he enters your dreams while you nap together to make sure no nightmares can touch you.

[ray-ray-writings]

A Dedicated Pig-Technoblade

#3 and 47 from this prompt list! Check out my masterlist here! This is in the DreamSMP Au. I

This is a Technoblade x GN reader! 

So in this AU I am making it so that your cannon lives are shown on your left wrist. And if someone types something in chat or if someone joins the server, it appears as text on your right arm until you dismiss it! If you are confused feel free to ask me any questions!

Part Two! Part Three! Part Four!

Y/N finally meets the one that everyone has been walking on eggshells over.

Y/N’s POV

I will never forget the gasps, murmurs, and then tense silence that followed the notification that everyone received on their right arm. Technoblade had joined the SMP. I didn’t understand why it was such a big deal though. Of course I had heard the stories. The horrors that he had done. The fights he picked and won. The amount of blood that had been shed at his hands had earned him the title of “The Blood God”. But when push comes to shove, he’s just another mortal man.

Everyone was a little freaked out and on edge because of the new addition to the server. I mean, Schlatt had just banished Techno’s family, his two brothers, from the nation that they created and fought for. Everyone knew that family was everything to Techno and if there was one thing Techno would do anything for it was his family. He would literally go to hell and back if it meant that his brothers and his father were safe. 

Finally after a few minutes of everyone holding their breath, I scoffed, rolled my eyes, and went on with my work, cleaning up the election decorations. All eyes turned to me “Y/N” Niki hissed, “Do you not understand what just happened? He could be anywhere” I let out a joyless laugh as I looked at my best friend, “You really think he’s going to come here right away? With nothing on him? With his brothers on the run? You think he’s going to worry about coming here, where it would be a 1 vs…” My eyes scanned the crowd doing a quick mental count, “15 plus? Come on Niki, think with that big brain of yours.” I claimed, a little annoyed, as I took down a banner. 

Niki let out a shaky sigh but nodded and continued helping me. “You’re right,” I chuckled at her response and bumped her shoulder, “You know I always am”. Soon, everyone went back to their own tasks, forgetting the news we all had just received. ‘See Mr. Pig Man Blood God’ I silently thought to myself, ‘You’re not as scary as you may think’. 

*Time skip*

A week and a half had gone by since Technoblade had joined the server and no one had seen him. Like I had predicted, he immediately had searched and met up with his brothers and had stayed clear of the main part of the server. That being said, I should have known that he would rear his pink head at some point…

When I first joined the server, I had made myself a small farm for food. Well of course everyone found out about it and wanted a part of it. So my small farm grew and grew. When Niki built her bakery, she needed a steady supply of well… supplies. Sugar, wheat, eggs, milk, and all that. I had plenty and I was more than happy to give her what she needed in exchange for baked goods. So once a week I would haul boxes of supplies across the SMP from my farm to her bakery. 

Everyone was aware of this and so on these days everyone would stay out of my way. Which is why I was so surprised to slam into someone while carrying a box of eggs to the bakery. 

I let out a huge gasp as the sound of eggs cracking filled my ears as I slammed into someone. The box fell out of my hands as raw egg covered my hands and body. “What the hell!” I cried out, looking up to yell at whoever had just crashed into me. I was momentarily stunned. There in the flesh, right in front of me, stood the Blood God himself, Technoblade. My surprise  didn’t last long as I remembered why I was angry in the first place. 

“What the hell are you doing here? It’s bakery day, sure you didn’t know that, but you should have taken the hint not to be here when you didn’t see anyone walking this part of the Prime path!” I shouted at the pink haired man. Techno’s brown eyes widened as I verbally attacked him. “And now I’m covered in raw egg! This is not pleasant! It’s gross and sticky and cold and I do not enjoy it! You are sooooo lucky I have a change of clothes at the farm and that my chickens laid a lot of extra eggs this week or else you would have had to explain to dear sweet Niki why she wouldn’t be able to open her cute bakery this week.” I hissed out. 

“I’m sorry,” Techno began with a raised eyebrow, “Do you not know who you’re talking to?” He questioned with a deep voice. I let out a loud scoff at the audacity of his question, “Of course I know who you are, Mr. Blood God,” I mocked. “So. You do know who I am and what I am capable of.” I scoffed at his smug words. “I said I did, didn’t I? And frankly I couldn’t care less about you and your reputation. You’re just a guy. A guy that has ruined my day because I now have egg all over me!” I complained, wiping my hands on my pants. 

I reached down and began picking up the box and the eggs and egg shells that had fallen on the ground.“You know, I could kill you with no hesitation?” Techno claimed as he crouched down, moving his face close to mine. “I’ve done it before to many others. They blink and my sword has entered their chest. I’ve probably slaughtered more people than you’ve ever met in your life,” Techno mused, a smug smirk tugging on his lips. 

I looked up from my box with a blank expression on my face, “Am I supposed to be scared of you? Is that supposed to scare me? Make me shake in my boots?” I questioned, my eyebrow raised. Techno’s smirk slowly slipped off his face. He quickly stood up and stared at me in shock, “Didn’t you hear me? I could kill you!” He explained. I rolled my eyes and also stood up. “So could another human. Literally anyone else. So could a fall from a huge height. So could a dedicated chicken. You’re not special.” I stated, turning on my heel and began walking back toward my farm. 

“So you’re really not scared of me?” I heard Techno question as he began to jog to catch up to me. “Haven’t I made that clear? You may have scary stories and legends surrounding you, but when it comes right down to it, you’re a man. Well, part pig, part man, but a man and mortal all the same.” Techno let out a scoff, “Technoblade never dies,” he claimed. “But you could. You have three cannon lives just like the rest of us.” I concluded. 

Techno silently followed me as I moved through the barn, replacing the eggs that had cracked when we collided. After I filled the box once more, I set it down before stepping into the bathroom I had built. “I’ll be right out. Don’t touch anything.” I commanded. Techno gave me a mock salute before looking around the barn once more. I closed the door and quickly cleaned up. I took off my egg covered clothes, washed my hands and body before putting on the clean clothes I kept here. 

I found Techno where I left him. “You ready to go?” I questioned softly. His eyes trailed from my horses back to me as he gently nodded. I made my way back to the boxes before picking the egg box back up. “Is this going to?” Techno asked. I looked over and found him pointing at the last box needing to go to the bakery. “Yeah, but you don’t have to-” I was cut off by Techno picking up the box. “Let’s go” He said walking out the door. I let out a laugh before following him, being sure to close the door behind me. 

The two of us made small talk about anything and everything on our way to the bakery. Techno told me all about Wilbur and Tommy’s constant squabbles and I told him all about everyone’s wariness ever since he joined the server. Techno helped me put everything away, which caused me to be done a lot sooner than I usually get done. The two of us left the bakery and made our way back outside. We began strolling the prime path and subconsciously came to a stop where the two of us met. 

Our conversation died down and the two of us stood there for a moment, just staring at each other. I finally cleared my throat, “Thank you for helping me today. I really appreciate it.” I thanked, running a hand through my hair. Techno mirrored my actions with a shy smile on his face, “No problem. It’s the least I could do.” There was a slight pause before he spoke again, “Hey. Listen. I’m sorry for threatening you earlier. It’s just… Everyone I’ve ever met has been terrified of me and when you weren't… It really threw me for a loop. So… thanks. Thank you for giving me a chance.” I let out a giggle at his vulnerability, “It’s no problem…. Maybe when this is all over and you and your brothers are welcome back into L’Manberg, we could hang out more.” I offered. Techno gave me a soft smile and a gentle nod, “Yeah. I’d like that. A lot.” 

“Techno!” A voice whisper shouted. The two of us jumped at the sudden interruption and turned to look at who had called the pink haired man’s name. It was Wilbur. “There you are! Where have you been?!” He questioned, marching up to the two of us. Techno made a gesture to me. Wilbur’s eyes shifted to me. I gave him a smile and a wave. “Hey Wilbur. It’s great to see you” Wilbur’s eyes softened as he gave me a smile, “Hey Y/N. It’s so good to see you too. We’ve got to go. Techno was supposed to be on a spy mission, but I see he got distracted…” I laughed at his words and nodded. “Something like that,” Techno claimed, rubbing the back of his head a blush. 

“Well it was great to see you Wilbur. Tell Tommy I miss him and that I say to stop trying to decorate with things that aren’t his, yeah?” Wilbur gave me another soft smile and nod, “Will do Y/N. Tell Niki I miss her?” I returned his smile and nod. I then turned to Technoblade and gave him a smile as well, “It was lovely to meet you. I really hope this is over soon so I can show you my weapons collection.” Techno’s eyes lit up and he nodded. “It was amazing to meet you too Y/N. And I would love that. So much.” I giggled at his response and nodded. “I knew you would. Bye guys.” I gave them both one last smile before turning and headed back to my farm. 

As I was leaving I overheard the next part of Techno and Wilbur’s conversation. “So… Y/N huh?” “Shut up.” “Who knows, when this thing is all over maybe you’ll get together and have pink haired, Y/E/C babies… Oh I would be the best uncle and-” “I’ll give you a five second headstart.” “Oh come on Techno-” “Five” “Please” “Four” “Tech-” “Three” “You know it’s-” “Two” “Oh come on” “One” “OH GOD! RUNNING!” 

I let myself look over my shoulder at the two. Sure enough Wilbur was sprinting down the prime path as fast as he could, but Techno was right behind him. “Get over here!” Techno shouted after Wilbur. “NO!” I let myself giggle at the two’s antics. My eyes focused on the two for as long as I could, but soon enough the two were out of my view and my ear shot. Oh I can’t wait until this is all over. 

There you go! I hope you enjoyed! And I hope I did the anon that requested this justice! If you did enjoy, be sure to leave a like! And maybe even a reblog or reply telling me what you liked about it! Until next time!

[lady-divine-writes]

Good Omens one-shot “At the End” (Rated PG)

Summary: When the angels and demons finally succeed in having their war, there's only one thing that Aziraphale and Crowley can do with the time Earth has left...

Say goodbye to their home. (1408 words)

Notes: I wrote this hoping I would be accepted into a zine that ended up being canceled. The theme was basically what happens after Armageddon.

Read on AO3.

"Wot do you think you'll miss most about Earth?"

"Really, my dear?" Aziraphale clicks his tongue in disgust, but he can't bring himself to look away from the chaos ensuing below them to berate his companion properly. "What a question to ask at a time like this!"

"I think this is the perfect time to ask that question," Crowley says, but without his teasing edge. He offers it sympathetically. They both have a similar connection to this planet, had an investment in it thriving, but Crowley feels Aziraphale's heart breaking more than his. "When you lose something, you mourn it."

"It's not entirely lost! N-not yet." Aziraphale chokes around the words. Even though they leave his mouth passionately, he knows he has sinned by saying them. 

Not lost yet may be the biggest lie he's ever told. 

The first few hours had been soul-crushing. 

The moment Holy rays broke through the clouds and shone down from above, ethereal voices announcing the arrival of God's angelic army, a flock of the faithful came out in droves to greet them. They prayed, sang joyously, raised their voices to the Heavens, invoked every one of God's Holy monickers. It should have been a huge stroke to Her ego... if She had been paying attention.

From Aziraphale and Crowley's perch atop St. Paul's Cathedral, that doesn't appear to be the case.

Those God-fearing mortals were the first to get trodden underfoot as angels barreled over them to confront their enemy - an extremely vulgar and unnecessary display when one considers that angelic footsoldiers can fly.

Hordes of evil-doers emerged from hiding as well, in lesser, but equally exuberant, numbers. They seemed suspiciously more eager for the fight, proving that those who call themselves 'Christian' might outnumber worshippers of Lucifer, but demons had their zealots better prepared for what the end of times would actually entail.

Either way, it didn't matter.

Those humans willing to spill blood at the drop of a hat, even their own, were used as cannon fodder against a foe they couldn't possibly hope to defeat. Within seconds, thousands lay dead on the streets of London and, Aziraphale suspected, all over the world.

For their part, Aziraphale and Crowley refused to join the battle, but no one paid them a lick of attention. An angel cavorting with a demon was no longer an issue. They could finally do as they pleased without fear of retribution, albeit on a planet whose hours were numbered.

"I would have to say I'm going to miss my car," Crowley continues, provoking conversation in an effort to allay his angel's anxiety. "And my flat. And alcohol. Hell's bells am I going to miss alcohol."

"Pity we don't have some now. I think a hull full would find itself useful," Aziraphale adds in a weak attempt at humor.

"Wot about you? Will you miss the food? Your bookshop?"

Aziraphale sighs. "Humanity."

Crowley raises a brow. "Humanity?"

"Yes. Without humanity, the rest of it wouldn't have been possible." Aziraphale scans the carnage below, trying not to focus for too long on any one thing... or any one person. He's already seen too many faces he recognizes, twisted from agony. "Without humanity, it wouldn't have meant anything."

"I suppose."

A tortured voice rings out, but it's snuffed out quickly. Aziraphale doesn't know which side does it, but he shakes his head in shame all the same. “I thought She’d show them mercy. I thought that, in the end, She’d come through. Spare them. That She wouldn't allow them to suffer as bystanders in all of this.”

“I hate to be the one to say I told you so, but… ”

“Then don’t, my dear.” Aziraphale reaches out and takes Crowley's hand, pleading wordlessly for him to stop, but also needing him for comfort. “Where is She? Where has She gone? Why has She abandoned them?”

"You've been asking that question for generations. I would think, by now, you'd know the answer."

"But I don't. Perhaps I should... " Aziraphale swallows heavily, his attention pulled to the skies by a streak of gold, then one of violet, passing overhead. "They know," he spits bitterly. Crowley follows his angel's gaze to the trails above them, one which he assumes must be Gabriel's. "She's obviously told them."

"Perhaps not," Crowley says, not in an attempt to defend Her, but to soothe his angel. "Just like last time, they're doing wot they think is right. Following wot they believe."

"And what do they believe? I don't know! They've never told me!"

"You'd think you'd all be on the same page. I mean, there's a book about it and all."

Aziraphale scoffs at that. "I think you and I both know that the archangels, Gabriel in particular, have never held any stock in books. Books are primitive, human things. They have nothing to do with angels. Not even the Bible... " A host more gold streaks zip by, and Aziraphale's words trail off into nothingness. Of all the books in Aziraphale's collection, his Bibles have always been his favorites. And not just the misprinted ones. The words inside gave him comfort, especially during those long stretches when he didn't hear from God at all. Though written by man, they were imparted by Her (if he overlooked the dodgy editing). 

But they're gone. Not a single one remains, not even in the church where they stand, its insides crackling, burning beneath their feet.

Earth had become Aziraphale's Eden. Now, so many things he held dear are disappearing before his eyes.

Crowley squeezes the hand holding his. "Come, my love. It’s time to leave the garden.”

Aziraphale's eyes snap his way. They linger on his face for a moment, then drop to their clasped hands. “6000 years on this planet and you choose today of all days to call me your love?”

“I'm sorry." Crowley inches closer, lifts Aziraphale's hand to his mouth and kisses it. "I really am. I should have said it sooner. But I���m going to take you to a place where I’ll say it every day. I promise.” He wraps an arm around his angel's shoulders, gently urging Aziraphale to leave before the battle brewing, showing no sign of slowing down until it has consumed every last brick, every last breath of air, swallows them, too.

But Aziraphale hesitates. "C-can't we take them with us?" He gestures down to a tattered group of frightened survivors - a shivering young woman, no older than twenty-five if she's a day, and three children, all under the age of ten - huddled in a narrow crevice created by a metal door off its hinges, sheltering them among the rubble of the church's ruined stairs. 

They've found themselves a decent hideaway, Aziraphale thinks. But he knows they're simply delaying the inevitable. They'll be found out before too long, become collateral damage.

Like everyone else.

"We can't just leave them to die, Crowley."

"We have no other choice." Crowley's need to escape intensifies as he watches the poor humans, tastes their fear rise with the heat of the flames. "Besides, perhaps they'll pull through. You never know. Humans have always been resourceful. They might find a way." 

"Do you honestly think so?"

"Yes," Crowley lies. He would give his angel anything in the universe, anything within his power. He's trying to give him faith.

Because he can't give him this. 

They can't save anyone but themselves.

Crowley turns Aziraphale away, blocks his view by unfurling his dark wings, ready to lift his angel into the air on his own if Aziraphale refuses. "I'm sorry, my love. We must leave them behind."

Aziraphale relents, unfurling his own white wings and heading for the upper atmosphere, watery eyes focused on the where in front of him and not the destruction behind him, with Crowley's shard of hope keeping his heart pinned in place. 

Crowley should do the same. Ignorance is bliss, after all. But like Lot's wife, Crowley peeks behind him one last time to say goodbye to this place that has been his home for most of his existence. 

It was a wonderful existence, but mostly because he had Aziraphale there to muddle through with him.

At least Crowley will still have him when all is said and done.

The last thing Crowley sees before they breach the clouds is St. Paul's Cathedral crumble in on itself, leaving behind a mound of ash.

And nothing more.

[booksarelife-stuff]

The Story of Us-Chapter 1

Jily (James Potter/ Lily Evans), minor wolfstar

Word Count: 1366

Modern Muggle AU. When Lily Evans meets the man across the hall due to a fire alarm, she has no idea that a new chapter of her life has begun. Featuring a librarian Lily and sports journalist James. 

Masterlist   Read on AO3  Chapter 2

Chapter 1- I was enchanted to meet you. 

Of course, the fire alarm would go off right as Lily was getting her bath ready. Lily cursed but was grateful that she hadn’t yet stripped down. 

She grabbed her keys and phone and slipped on shoes before heading out the door. She almost went to the elevator before she remembered that one had to take the stairs in case of emergency. 

She didn’t see anyone until she got to the third floor. Most days, she was thankful to have the top floor of her apartment building, but this was one of those times where she wasn’t so pleased. 

Lily was surprised by the number of people who filled the parking lot. She didn’t think the building was that big. She knew that they needed to stand back, so she went to her assigned parking space. She heard fire engines in the distance and for the first time, Lily wondered if there was an actual fire. The alarm in her apartment went off every time she popped some popcorn. 

She leaned against her car, the same old Toyota that she had bought right before uni, and opened her phone. She wished she had brought the book she had planned to read in her bath, but settled on mindlessly scrolling through social media, thankful that September hadn’t brought in cold weather, as she was wearing a t shirt and shorts.

She was seeing which former classmate had gotten engaged this week when she glanced up and saw a man holding a large, fluffy ginger cat. 

The man was handsome, a mop of curls on his head and thick black glasses. He was tall and had nice arms, judging by the way his t-shirt hugged his arms. 

He walked to the car besides Lily, meaning that he must be her neighbor, as the parking assignments were done by apartment number. The man unlocked his the door to a newer looking Volvo and gently sat his cat down in the backseat. 

“What’s your cat name?” Lily asked, as he closed the door. The man turned and smirked. 

“Buttercream,” he replied. Lily smiled and laughed a little. The man had a little bit of a Scottish accent as he talked. 

“That’s an interesting name for a cat,” she said. 

“He was named at the shelter. I didn’t have the heart to change it,” he replied. He leaned against the side of the car. Buttercream peaked up from the window beside him, wondering why his owner put him in the car. The man ran a hand through his hair. “So, we must be neighbors.”

“Seems like it. When did you move in?” Lily asked. “Last I checked an old man named Sal lived across from me.”

“I moved in about two weeks ago,” he replied. 

“Nice.”

It was quiet for a second. Lily turned and faced forward to see the fire truck arriving, it’s flashing lights blinding her a bit before they turned off. She wondered what happened to Sal for a minute.

“I’m James, by the way,” the man said. Lily turned back towards him, Sal forgotten.

“I’m Lily. Pleasure to meet you,” she said, flashing a polite smile. 

“How long have you lived here?” James asked, putting his hands in his pocket of his sweatpants.

“About a year now,” Lily said, flipping her hair over her shoulder. “I moved here when I graduated uni.”

“Oh nice. I just graduated,” James said. “Would have been sooner but I had to take some time off.”

“What did you study?” 

“Sports Journalism and Broadcasting.”

Lily hummed. “And you landed a job here? I didn’t think we had any professional Sports teams here.”

The man tsked. 

“That’s where you would be wrong,” he said. “Our lovely town has a professional bowling team.”

Lily couldn’t help the laugh that escaped her. 

“Do we really?” she asked. James nodded, a bright smile on his face. 

“We do. The Cannons,” he said. “Practice every Thursday at the Hog’s Head Bowling Alley.”

Lily giggled a little more. 

“So where do you work?” she asked. 

“The Prophet. I cover all secondary schools sports and the Bowling team,” James said. She liked that he seemed thrilled that that was his job. “What about you, Lily?”

“I’m a librarian,” she replied. “Actually at the branch just down the street from the Prophet offices.”

“Oh that sounds interesting,” James said. Lily was pleased to see that he looked like he actually meant it. Most people had one of two reactions when Lily disclosed her profession. The “that sounds boring” and the “why that?”. 

“Did you go to uni for that?” he asked. 

“Yeah. I’m working on a post grad degree now,” she said. “I want to run the whole library someday, you know?”

James hummed and looked thoughtful for a second. 

“You know,” he began. “I never thought that you needed a degree to be a librarian.”

“Not a lot of people do,” she replied. She looked from James to the window of his car, where Buttercream was swatting at the window. She smiled a bit. 

Silence fell again and Lily felt the need to say something. 

“So, where are you from?” she asked.

“Scotland. Elgin to be exact,” he replied. “It’s near the Loch Ness.”

“And Inverness,” Lily supplied. Outlander was a guilty pleasure of hers so she was quite familiar with the fictional version of that area.

James cocked his head to the side. 

“I think you’re the first Brit I’ve ever met that knew that,” he said. Lily laughed. 

“I could tell you why, but I think you’d laugh at me,” she said. “I would expect you to have a thicker accent than you have though.”

James sighed. “Unfortunately, I spent way too much time at a British Boarding school.”

“Probably so posh they didn’t like the Scots much?” Lily asked. 

“Yep. Tried to beat it out of me but it still lingers,” he said. “I can’t speak a lick of Gaelic though.”

“Neither can I,” she said. She felt smug as James laughed. 

“So, care to tell me why you’re so familiar with the Scottish Highlands?” he asked, crossing his arms. 

Lily looked away. 

“I said you’ll probably laugh at me for it,” she repeated. 

“I promise I won’t.”

Lily thought for a second. She normally wasn’t ashamed of her love for the smutty books, normally defended them to critics who say they aren’t real literature, but she reserved from actually saying anything. Maybe because she never had to talk about the books with a Scottish person before. 

“The series, Outlander,” she said. She looked back at James, whose expression hadn’t changed.

“I’ve never heard of it,” he said. 

“It’s a book series,” she supplied. “There’s also a television show.”

“Hmm. I’ll guess I’ll have to look into it. It may make me homesick though.”

The firemen started leaving and the others in the parking lot started heading back towards the building. 

“Well, I guess that’s the all clear,” James said. 

Lily waited for him to retrieve Buttercream, who let out a large meow as James scooped him up. He held Buttercream close to his chest. 

“So, where are you from?” James asked as they started walking. 

“Cokeworth,” she replied. 

“I can’t say I know where that is,” James asked. 

“I wouldn’t expect you too,” she replied. “It’s just a small town North of London. Dead in the middle of England.”

James nodded and they walked back in. Buttercream wasn’t a fan of being jostled up the stairs, as he meowed so loud it echoed through the stairs, causing Lily to laugh. 

“So Lily, I’ll guess I’ll be seeing you around, then?” James asked as they neared their doors. He ran a hand through his hair, making it even more unruly than it had been. 

“Of course,” she said. He smiled and grabbed his keys out of his pocket. 

Lily told him to have a nice evening before she unlocked her door and went to her apartment. She went to go drain her cold bathwater and decided a shower would have to do. 

Later, she went to grab the book she had intended on reading in the tub, but stopped short. She grabbed her copy of Outlander instead. 

[senterya]

It's been an absolute joy reading people's takes on the OC interview that has been floating around recently.

The idea of a Pale Rose interview (read: Fyarh and Nym dragging ex-courtier Reln into this) sounded so oddly entertaining that I wrote it for myself for fun but it turned out... surprisingly okay? So I'm gonna leave it here.

OC Interview: Pale Rose edition

(Draw (or use an old drawing, don’t worry!) or take a screen of your character in an interview setting and make them answer the following questions!)

1. Can you introduce yourself?

Fyarh: Sure. I’m Fyarh, founder and – formally – leader of Pale Rose. I’m also the head of the Dreamers’ division in our guild. (turns to the other two) And they are Nymeleia and Reln, head of the Soundless and Courtiers, respectively.

Nymeleia: (with a wide smile) Glad to be here!

Reln: (remains silent – just nods a little)

2. What is your gender identity, orientation, and relationship status?

Fyarh: (after a few seconds of thinking) I’m male, maybe prefer others who identify as that too? Didn’t think too much about it before.

Nymeleia: I’m looking both ways. I’m female and taken, you could say.

Reln: Why is this even– (exhales) ...I’m male, I don’t care what my partner identifies as. And my relationships are not for the public to chew on.

3. Where and when were you born?

Nymeleia: Back in the Grove, all of us. I awoke at Dawn and the boys are both Night blooms.

4. What is your weapon of choice and fighting style?

Fyarh: I’m best at stealth and surprise – daggers work just fine with that. If it’s an open confrontation, I prefer a light sword that doesn’t hinder my agility. But I’m trained and still training in hand-to-hand combat too.

Nymeleia: I was trained at the Vigil to be the shield, not the spearhead of the attack. I stay behind and make sure nothing hits that shouldn’t. I utilize shades and magic so technically I don’t need a weapon – a staff or scepter can help, though. I also carry a dagger on me, just in case.

Reln: I’m best with a bow. Two-handed sword if it comes to that. But whatever does the job, really.

5. Lastly, are you happy?

Fyarh: (smiles and glances at the others) I am. I’m on the path my Wyld Hunt laid out to me and I got great allies and friends that are with me every step I take. I’m truly grateful for that.

Nymeleia: (with a soft smile) I feel like I found my calling here. I’m working on a cause and with people that are amazing. I’m pretty happy with that, yes.

(both look over to Reln)

Reln: (after a few seconds of silence, with a cynical smile) Are we just supposed to say yes or no to that? Like happiness is that easy to define. (he glances to the side for a second.) But it’s been better here. Take that as a yes.

FAMILY AND FRIENDS

1. What’s your family like? What is your relationship with them?

Fyarh: The guild is the closest I have to a family in a sense you ask. I think? I’m on good terms with everyone – luckily, I mean... (he laughs a little nervously) ...it’s as it should be.

Nymeleia: I’m with Fyarh on this one. The sylvari in Rose are the closest people to me.

Reln: It really is pointless to ask sylvari about “family” – we’re all technically related, but are strangers at the same time.

Nymeleia: (with a smile she barely tries to hide) You are dodging the question.

Reln: I’m not dodging anything, I’m being reasonable. I have close friends, and allies – call that a family, if you want to.

2. Have you ever run away from home?

Nymeleia: We’re all sort of runaways, aren’t we? (she laughs) I’m Soundless, I left the Grove quite early, then joined the Vigil. Does that count?

Fyarh: It counts. But just so that you don’t feel left out. (Nymeleia gasps and mimics trying to kick him in the shin, they both laugh. Takes them a few more seconds to get back on track.)

Fyarh: I used to sneak away a lot when I was supposed to be in lectures. I loved discovering Caledon, I knew every corner of it so well when I was a sapling. Maybe I’d still remember if I walked around.

Reln (after everyone looks at him): ...I’m from the Court. I think that’s self-explanatory.

Fyarh: But didn’t you also wander away a lot?

Reln: You could say. I preferred being alone. Hunting was a good excuse.

3. Would you consider marriage or having children?

Fyarh: In the far future, maybe? I’m still very young though, and my hands are full with my guild and my Hunt. It’s definitely not something I think about a lot.

Nymeleia: Marriage sounds cute – I like the idea of honoring commitment with a little ceremony.

Reln: Neither of those seems to be for me.

Nymeleia: (quietly) Ah, my heart.

(Reln glances at her, but doesn’t respond.)

4. Do you secretly hate one of your friends?

Fyarh and Nymeleia: No...?

Reln: (slightly annoyed) Is it even a friend if you hate them? Next question.

5. Which friend knows everything about you?

Fyarh: Maybe Daleien? We've known each other for the longest, and he was with me through thick and thin. Nowadays I share a lot with Nym and Reln too. I used to be very secretive about myself but I’m working on it.

Nymeleia: We chat and gossip a lot with Dia – she’s another Soundless from the guild. She’s lovely and so supportive, I’m really glad I have her.

Reln: I’m not the one to share everything about myself. But my second-in-command knows the most.

Nymeleia: Oh don’t listen to him. He and Lavan technically read each other’s minds – no words, just half a gesture, and they know all they need to know.

ASKED BY FANS

1. Are you literate? Have you been to school?

Fyarh: I’m literate, and I’ve been mentored as much – well, maybe a little less – than any other sylvari.

Nymeleia: I actually struggled with reading and writing for a while – I could, just not well, as I never really had to. Paperwork has been a nightmare for the first months in Rose, but by now I got the hang of it. I’ve been reading a lot of novels recently, too.

Reln: I’m literate, and was mentored like all other saplings. The latter didn’t reach its purpose, though.

2. The eeriest prediction you made that later came true?

(They all look at each other, but neither of them seems to have an answer or anything they’d be willing to share.)

3. What is something you were embarrassingly late to realize?

Fyarh: Oh. I somehow never really talked about my Wyld Hunt in.... sufficient detail to my mentors? Not before the Wardens arrested me for hiding thorn pups in a forsaken outpost. It was a real journey talking my way out from there. One of the most embarrassingly funny things that happened to me, in retrospect.

Nymeleia: I was always too caught upon not handling the concept of pain, and death, very well. I don’t regret working on it and toughening up, I just wish I had realized sooner that I should hone my strengths instead of desperately trying to “correct” what I perceive as a weakness.

Reln: ...I guess I haven’t realized soon enough what real understanding means. (he seems mildly uncomfortable by the question, and does not elaborate)

4. Do you have mental health or physical issues?

Fyarh: Fighting takes a toll on everyone, I’d say. But nothing other than that.

Nymeleia: (nodding along – her eyes wander off to the distance)

Reln: A few scars here and there. Had a lot to deal with after coming back from the heart of the jungle, but I have worked through most of those by now.

5. What is your current main goal?

Fyarh: I’m dedicating all my time to the guild. It’s been coming along so much better than what I prepared myself for, and I’m not about to waste the opportunity.

Nymeleia: I’m not satisfied with my level of skills on the field yet – I’m spending as much time on training as I can, next to Rose. There are some other necromancers in the guild with who we share our knowledge, and I have gotten some general good advice and lectures from Firstborn Trahearne himself. It’s crazy how far Fyarh’s connections go.

Reln: I’m busy training and supervising my own division. Most of us are reliable and trusting, but there are and will always be a few loose cannons I need to keep an eye out for.

CHOICES

1. Drink or food?

Fyarh: A drink, maybe? I tend to forget to eat. It’s getting on Nym’s nerves at times.

Nymeleia: Ah don’t even mention it. I’m picking food – nothing tops a good, warm meal after a long day.

Reln: Food, if I have to pick.

2. Cats or dogs?

Fyarh: I love cats. I wouldn't mind adopting one, but I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to take good care of them.

Nymeleia: Can we pick both, maybe?

Reln: (glancing at the thorn wolf lying next to him) I’m more of a dog person. But cats are good too.

3. Early bird or night owl?

Fyarh: I’m a night owl. Waking up with the rest of the guild at early hours is a nightmare for me. I tend to oversleep so much, it’s almost comical.

Nymeleia: That’s not a problem for me though. I’m up before everyone else. And so is Reln.

Reln: (nodding)

4. Optimist or pessimist?

Fyarh: Optimist.

Nymeleia: Same, some will even say naive for sure.

Reln: Middle ground. I’m more of a realist than any of the two.

5. Sassy or sarcastic?

Fyarh: Maybe... sassy? With close friends. I don’t feel like either most of the time, honestly.

Nymeleia: Would you say I’m more sassy or sarcastic?

Reln: (to her) Is that really a question?

Nymeleia: Oh entertain me.

Reln: (gestures towards her; she laughs)

HAVE YOU EVER

1. Been caught sneaking out?

Fyarh: Once, when I was sneaking out of a Court camp with two stolen thorn pups. Barely got away. Didn’t dare to show myself around there for a while.

Nymeleia: Several times. Did a lot of bathroom cleaning in the Vigil for it too.

Reln: If I was, I doubt I would be here today.

2. Broken a bone?

Fyarh: Miraculously, no. I don’t even know myself how’s that possible.

Nymeleia: My left arm. Open wound, too – wasn’t a good experience.

Reln: Nothing that a field medic couldn’t fix.

3. Received flowers?

Fyarh: If you mean it like, in a romantic way? No, not yet.

Nymeleia: I received a few, but in my experience Vigil soldiers are more of the blunt than the romantic type.

Reln: No.

Nymeleia: How dare you. I gave you potted herbs a while ago!

Fyarh: (leaning forward) Potted herbs?

Nymeleia: It’s because he takes his food back to his room all the time. And then he complains about the seasoning. Go figure!

4. Ghosted someone?

Fyarh: I did... use to run away from confrontations a lot. But people say I’ve gotten better with that too.

Nymeleia: I prefer to just tell people if I’m not interested in talking to them. As kindly as possible, of course. But I think it’s ruder to leave them hanging.

Reln: I did leave from places – the Grove, the Court – suddenly, but then again, I didn’t have many connections to either in the first place.

5. Pretended to laugh at a joke you didn’t get?

Fyarh: That happens. Easier than trying to go back to it and figure it out, takes away the flow of the conversation.

Nymeleia: Everyone does that from time to time, no?

Reln: I don’t. If someone’s not funny enough, that’s not my problem.

[awrestlinggirlwholoves80sbands]

Can you do head cannons abt the skids taking the readers virginity please? Like they recently started dating and stuff lol

I’m so sorry dude, I took so long but school sucks! I hope you’ll like it

Thanks to @smokeandmirrorz for editing this 

TW: Mild description of sex (duh)

Sebastian Bach

- Sebastian is a very excited man, basically a child at heart, so he would totally skip steps with you. He likes PDA very much and he loves to show you off as only his. He totally has the reputation of “sex machine”.

-You were scared that he would leave you or make fun of you if he knew that you were still a virgin, so you kept it a secret.

- When he came back from touring and you said to him that you wanted to have sex with him, he thought it was your first time with him, and not in general. So he would start off like he usually does, being very fast and rough, showing you love but also dominance.

- However, when he was about to get into you, you told him to stop, quite scared about what was about to happen.

- “Seb, I’m a virgin. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you, I was scared that you would judge me!” You said nervously.

- Sebastian was shocked and you hear him curse under his breath.

-“ Y/N, you should've told me sooner! This is your first time, I can’t just go along like my usual. It’s okay darling, I’ll try my best to go slower, alright? I’m going to tell you everything that is going to happen so that you won't be scared.”

- He would prep you before starting, giving you a massage or kissing your erogenous zones like your neck and hips.

-  He started with his hands. He tried to keep his promise to be slow, but sometimes he would still be too caught up to control himself. He would constantly praise you, making you melt right underneath him.

-“Yes, you’re so tight Y/N. So pretty and good, such a pro and this is only your first time.”

-He is a singer, so his tongue does wonders to you. You even raised your voice, which is usually very quiet. Meanwhile, he is very loud and vocal. Not that you complain, because it turns you on a lot.

- Occasionally he would stop to give you kisses and say sweet words, to be sure that you were still enjoying it.

-When he entered you, you gripped his arms to steady yourself, because it was very intense. He was very experienced so every thrust was a right one.

- He would make sure that you came before he did, giving you compliments after everything was over. You felt so amazing during your first orgasm, so good that you almost cried tears of joy.

-“ You’ve been so good. I’m glad to have been your first time ya know!” He said, kissing your forehead.

 Rachel Bolan

-You told Rachel you were still a virgin, before getting together. Sure, you were scared of losing him, but you felt like lying was worse than that.

- Even though Rachel was the “badass rocker guy who totally fucks a ton” to every outsider, he was actually very respectful and he didn’t want to force you to have sex with him, he'd wait until you were ready.

- He was quite surprised to see you coming to him, whispering to go home because you wanted to do something infinitely better than staying at the party you were at.

-He rushed both of you home, but then slowed down, allowing you to take your time in getting undressed while he was gathering all the things he needed.

- His eyes never left your body, appreciating every bit of you. It made you feel like the prettiest of them all.

- He started off slow, allowing you to give him instructions. He always listened and never complained, always sticking to your plans and you were very glad of that.

- After a while, he started to go faster but he always allowed you a bit of control. You were not minding him taking over, you actually kind of liked it.

-“Rachel, can you be rougher, please? Just a bit, to see if I like it.” You asked shyly.

-“Okay baby, but you will tell me if it's too much and we will stop, alright?”

- You didn’t need him to stop, because oh boy, that was so good. They say bassists do it deeper and that's 100% true.

- He kept praising you, but he also tried to tease you a bit. You were putty in his hands, and he loved that. He even managed to make you beg for a second.

-“ I want you to hear you say please or I won’t continue!”

- When he added his hands too, you couldn’t keep it in anymore and your moans became pretty loud. He was smirking the whole time, slowly adding more fingers.

- You came screaming his name and hearing his loud grunts. You felt so amazing, like floating on a cloud and a part of you wanted to do it all again just to feel it over and over.

-He would hold you in his arms, complimenting on how wonderful you were.

- “You’ve been super good Y/N. Let’s have a shower together.” He said, picking you up and kissing your lips.

 Scotti Hill

-Scotti knew it was your first time and that you were very nervous, that’s why he told you that he wanted to be sure he was taking care of you and not rushing too fast.

- You wanted him to take off your clothes, and as he gently did that, his eyes wandered all the way up and down your figure.

-He nibbled your ears, kissed  your collar bones and sucked your nipples. He gave your tummy a trail of kisses, while squeezing your hips gently.

- He would cup your ass softly, then move to your thighs to nibble them. It feels so good that you can’t help but smile.

- He joked every time you seemed nervous, making bad puns or sarcastic remarks, he smiled and laughed and once you relaxed, he would continue to do what he was doing.

- You would lie if you didn’t admit that it was quite turning you one, Scotti’s voice probably had a huge role in that.

- He went down on you, and his lips were just as good as when you kissed him, if not better. You really tried hard to not scream too much.

- However it was nothing compared to when he stopped and started using his fingers. You felt like he was shredding on you like he did on his guitar.

- When he got inside you, you flinched a bit for the pain, but he reassured you that it would feel better later on, and that he would be gentle and slow.

- And he was right, very right. Your legs started shaking and you found yourself pleading internally for him to go faster, but he had no intention to be in a rush with you, at that moment.

-Suddenly you just felt a deep, hot pleasure that made your nails dig into Scotti’s hips, making him growl in response and go a bit faster.

- You came with a loud moan, feeling like you were in space, and couldn’t help but smile when you felt your boyfriend’s orgasm.

-He would ask if you need anything, and come back with a glass of water and a snack, plus your favorite shirt of his because he knows you love it so much.

- “I’m so glad I’ve lost my virginity to you, Scotti!”

-“ And I feel honored to be your first time!” He said, holding you closer.

Dave Sabo

- Snake was quite surprised to learn that it was your first time, but he didn’t judge you, he made sure you felt 100% comfortable.

- He gently laid you on the bed, towering over you. You couldn’t help but find him very hot, staring at you like that with a smirk.

- He joked with you a bit, to make you feel at ease while undressing you, then he became pretty serious once things were starting to go down.

- He used his hands to explore all of your body, teasing you quite a bit, until you felt confident enough to bring him closer, guiding his hands between your legs.

-“Someone is eager, uh? I thought you were a virgin but look at you!”

- He told you to get ready for something amazing as he lowers himself down to your crotch.

- And he wasn't wrong because his tongue was lapping at you so well that whenever he stopped you whimpered.

-You would find him looking at you quite often, both making sure that you were comfortable and because you looked so hot in his eyes, right then.

-He was a guitarist, so the boy had experience with using his fingers, but you never thought he could be that precise at hitting  your right spot.

- But before you could come, he stopped, removed his fingers and slowly got inside of you.

- His pace was slow and passionate, making you feel him completely. However after some whimpers he went faster, and holy shit you were seeing stars at that moment!

- When he told you to come for him, you couldn’t control it anymore and complied. It felt so amazing, like butterflies in your stomach but thousand times better.

- He brought a big blanket to cover you both, while he lazily played with your hair and kissed your cheeks.

-“I’m very happy that you trusted me to be your first time. It felt so good doing this with you, honey.”

 Rob Affuso

-You have been honest with Rob since day one, something about his sweet manners just made you feel safe to tell him that you were actually a virgin.

- He wanted it to be absolutely perfect for you, so he lit up some candles, he laid some roses all over the bed, and he put on some soft music in the background.

-“I want it to be extra good and romantic, it is your first time!”

- He smiled so much when you asked him to undress you and he was so delicate with you that it made your heart melt.

- He kissed you everywhere: your hips, your thighs, your face, your lips, your collarbone, you name it and he left a kiss on it. He would even try to nibble your neck, reading your body language to understand if you were uncomfortable.

- He started to go down on you, always gentle and sweet, almost making you moan because oh God that felt good. His pace is slow and he would ask you if you are liking what he is doing.

- Being super romantic, he would totally compliment you every five seconds, praise you and tell you how much he loves you.

- He would use his hands a lot too, not only to pleasure yourself, but also for cupping your ass when he was using his mouth. When things were a bit more heated, he even used your butt cheeks as drums.

-Even with his finger he did slow and precise monitions, a smile always on his face. He was so intrigued by looking at you melting right under his touch, he found you so hot.

-“You have been so good sweetie. I’m going inside you now, okay? But don’t worry, I’ll be all lubed up so it will hurt less. I promise it will feel very good after a while."

- He kept his promise, and even if it hurt at first, you felt on cloud 9 after a couple of minutes. His thrusts were slow but precise, making you whine and moan with pleasure.

-“ Faster, Rob please…” And he was more than happy to satisfy you.

- You finally came, your mind completely blown away by the amazing sensation, so much that you took a while to come back to reality.

- Rob quickly snuggled close to you, his strong arms around your waist. His warm body felt so good against yours, and you stayed for a while just like that.

-“I’m so glad to have been your first time, pumpkin. You’ve been so great, I couldn’t ask for anyone else!”