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exact recreation of what happens literally every time you make a not-evil decision in early DAO

(tip jar! // comms status)

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this callout post could’ve been a block+mute

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this callout post could’ve been a block+mute

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this callout post could’ve been a block+mute

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this callout post could’ve been a block+mute

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this callout post could’ve been a block+mute

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Just keep in mind, it could be worse. They could be announcing a live action homestuck show.

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Totally normal and regular deltarune grown up designs :D

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I love you gender nonconforming trans people on my phone

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do you ever make a meme, look at it, and go "yeah there's a maximum of 500 people on the planet who are capable of understanding this without having to do any research for it"

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My vampires CAN walk into the sunlight but doing so would reveal what they would look like if they aged normally

Younger vampires don’t have much to worry about but older vamps have reason to avoid sunlight as they age. They are still immortal, but their aged, sunlit selves are significantly weaker than their non-sunlit forms. Vamps over 100 years old run the risk of crumpling over, fully immobile, but still conscious

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oh yeah also

cheated he/it. specifically!. it/its because of dehumanization. hes not allowed to be a person. just a voice. an angry voice who only shows up when things are cruel and horrible and unfair. this relates to the intense plurality of slay the princess but i cant find a way to articulate it. cheated reduced to its wounds and its anger in so many designs. loss of freedom and clawing for agency you never had and always held. cheated. its having blorbothoughts hours.

ooouuuuuhhh yeah I can see that </3 something something a sense of justice personified recognizing that justice is subjective and often motivated by anger and therefore believing that his existence is not and cannot ever be truly just and he will always simply be bitter resentment masquerading as something more "valuable" COUGH COUGH WHO SAID THAT WHAT

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Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

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Oh no, my wonder is not "childlike." My whimsy is old. My frivolity is steeped in ancient wisdom.

My silliness is battle worn. My awe at the world has been long forged through trial & tribulation.

I have earned this wonderment. I have protected it for decades against a society that tells me constantly that it should not belong to me.

I was born with wonder, and I have carried it, against all odds, with me through adulthood.

It is not "childlike" by now it is Older than me.

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as a cis-passing guy i dared to ask the question "how femme can i be be before my coworkers get uncomfortable" and the answer is apparently. a single gold dangling earring

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