#Where the $&% is Santa?

[bloodhoundg4ng]

i physically can't stop quoting him it's becoming a issue. he's so silly

BEERAMIIIID 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️

(Bam Margera's "Where the #$&% is Santa?" is perfect for the holiday season trust🥳)

[hehether]

Batkids whenever someone insults Brucie/Batman badly on social medias

[paintedcrows]

Tfw your [REDACTED] starts dating the guy who tried to rob you (context)

[soiers]

MERRY CHRISTMASSSS

[demonstars]

I love my brain sometimes Liek why do I have a bride dream/priest goerge wip here

[elodieunderglass]

[triglycercule]

HORRORTALE BOOK TWO GUYS HORRORTALE BOOK TWO JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS THIS IS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

[faye-doll]

santa on the first snow of the season

[hadideedee]

@pipsterz I was your secret Santa !!!

I hope that you’re having a calm and peaceful holiday season~🌟

[mattsstarlet]

12am and matt isn’t under my tree with a big bow. pack this shit up, christmas is over.

[juicyspacesecrets]

Something something the festive cheer something

[gaytommykinard]

The first package is delivered to Harbor Station on Christmas Day. Tommy is out on a call and misses the courier by mere minutes, but the probie was around to sign for it. There's a note next to the address label, “KEEP REFRIGERATED” written in big block letters. Curiosity gets the best of him, and he opens the box to find a carefully packaged entire roasted... it's too small to be a chicken. Then his eye catches the folded card tucked between the aluminium tray and the left side of the box: roast partridge with pear and thyme, served with sweet potatoes, mushrooms and green beans.

It’s... fucking bizarre.

Who is sending him an entire dinner in a tray on Christmas Day? There’s no return address, and the recipe card is unsigned; it lists the ingredients and instructions for reheating, and “bon appetit” written in delicate handwriting at the bottom.

Sure, every firehouse receives a lot of baked goods and festive boxes of cookies and treats from the community during the holiday season, but this is an expensive home cooked meal, lovingly prepared and delivered specifically to Tommy.

It does smell amazing, though, and he decides to stop overthinking and grabs a fork and digs in; even without reheating, it’s delicious. Tommy shakes his head and puts it in the fridge, and spends the rest of his shift looking forward to going home and enjoying the meal.

[garmrheim]

Some more Mx Claus and Santaphale that i made last year of them enjoying a pre christmas fundraiser right on the custp of when its time for them to head up north before Aziraphale starts to really bulk up.

i forgot to schedule this for December 1 but ITS THEIR SEASON!!!! AT LAST!

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cw pregnancy ment:

The full picture shows Crowley pregnant with their first twins which and at that point they had no idea she was carrying twins. the hair ornament was supposed to symbolize Aziraphale, her and the baby so suprise! Lmao

im not sure how Tumblr does with pregnancy in general so i will keep those to my side acc VanadisHeim over on bluesky (currently moving my entire gallery over from twitter to there) But i hope you will enjoy!

[spirk-trek]

A Contact Christmas | Caryl Sibbett, Sonia R. Gringas, Linda White, Steve Wilson (1979)

[candygoop]

isat doodles hooray

[xxgoldie]

Imagine, the reader wakes up on Christmas morning, to find Lighter backed and tied up, he’s their Christmas present. The reader then proceeds to fuck Lighter til he’s a blabbering mess.

my reqs are closed rn!! but mmm boy am i imagining,,,,,, all i want for christmas is him,,,,,,,,,,,,

like I'm imagining he basically did it to himself, had to get burnice to help wrap him but it's his idea (she's the only one of the sons of calydon who'd be fully game to wrap his naked ass up and leave him under the tree and he knows this). he thought he'd be in for some laughs and sweet christmas day sex, though he's not exactly complaining when you leave the ribbon around his wrists and say you can't wait to play with your new toy (it's him, he's the toy). dom lighter is good but I've said it before and I'll say it again, if given half a chance I'd peg that man until he couldn't walk.